Ali Musa

Hell yeah. So I love downtown Austin, you guys. It's amazing. I see the most wild shit. Like the other week, I saw a homeless boy band, you guys. I'm serious. No, it was a group of homeless dudes all singing a song together, like a boy band, like really fucking well. So I walked up to him and I was like, holy shit, it's the Fentanyl Five. Kick ass. Then one of them corrected me.

Hell yeah. So I love downtown Austin, you guys. It's amazing. I see the most wild shit. Like the other week, I saw a homeless boy band, you guys. I'm serious. No, it was a group of homeless dudes all singing a song together, like a boy band, like really fucking well. So I walked up to him and I was like, holy shit, it's the Fentanyl Five. Kick ass. Then one of them corrected me.

Hell yeah. So I love downtown Austin, you guys. It's amazing. I see the most wild shit. Like the other week, I saw a homeless boy band, you guys. I'm serious. No, it was a group of homeless dudes all singing a song together, like a boy band, like really fucking well. So I walked up to him and I was like, holy shit, it's the Fentanyl Five. Kick ass. Then one of them corrected me.

He was like, actually, we're the Crack Street Boys. I was like, fair enough. And he started heating up a spoon to exactly 98 degrees. I was like, what the fuck? Then I got flashed by the same homeless lady three times in the same night. At first it was funny, but by the third time I was pissed off because we locked eyes and she just starts laughing at me. And she kind of sounded like Beavis.

He was like, actually, we're the Crack Street Boys. I was like, fair enough. And he started heating up a spoon to exactly 98 degrees. I was like, what the fuck? Then I got flashed by the same homeless lady three times in the same night. At first it was funny, but by the third time I was pissed off because we locked eyes and she just starts laughing at me. And she kind of sounded like Beavis.

He was like, actually, we're the Crack Street Boys. I was like, fair enough. And he started heating up a spoon to exactly 98 degrees. I was like, what the fuck? Then I got flashed by the same homeless lady three times in the same night. At first it was funny, but by the third time I was pissed off because we locked eyes and she just starts laughing at me. And she kind of sounded like Beavis.

She was like, yeah, yeah, got him again. Something about her laugh just triggered me. So I saw a cop and I waved him over. And I was like, excuse me, officer, you see that lady right there? She won't stop flashing me. And I swear to God, you guys, he just looks at me and goes, yeah, that's Denise. And then he walked away. Yeah.

She was like, yeah, yeah, got him again. Something about her laugh just triggered me. So I saw a cop and I waved him over. And I was like, excuse me, officer, you see that lady right there? She won't stop flashing me. And I swear to God, you guys, he just looks at me and goes, yeah, that's Denise. And then he walked away. Yeah.

She was like, yeah, yeah, got him again. Something about her laugh just triggered me. So I saw a cop and I waved him over. And I was like, excuse me, officer, you see that lady right there? She won't stop flashing me. And I swear to God, you guys, he just looks at me and goes, yeah, that's Denise. And then he walked away. Yeah.

Yeah, it was one of the best sets. It's like my sixth time on here.

Yeah, it was one of the best sets. It's like my sixth time on here.

Yeah, it was one of the best sets. It's like my sixth time on here.

Yeah, I get up almost every night.

Yeah, I get up almost every night.

Yeah, I get up almost every night.

It's been good, interesting, you know, just trying to work my way up the ranks of Austin comedy is definitely not boring.

It's been good, interesting, you know, just trying to work my way up the ranks of Austin comedy is definitely not boring.

It's been good, interesting, you know, just trying to work my way up the ranks of Austin comedy is definitely not boring.

I mean, you know.

I mean, you know.