Alan Todd May

He can't be high class and fancy in there, so he starts making plans to escape. And even while he's locked up, Bro is still scamming. He sets up a bunch of fake companies and collects more investors, and he cons around $700,000 from people. Now eventually they relocate him from the Texas prison to another facility in Colorado. And at this point he's been locked up for six years.

Here's a selfie he posted while in prison. So anyway, Alan's ready to get out and he starts working on his escape. And one day he jumps into an unattended prison van and he quietly just drives away. And that's it. That's how he escaped. So later, he abandons the van, he rents a U-Haul, and he stops at Walmart in Target to buy a non-prison outfit. And then he heads to Texas.

Here's a selfie he posted while in prison. So anyway, Alan's ready to get out and he starts working on his escape. And one day he jumps into an unattended prison van and he quietly just drives away. And that's it. That's how he escaped. So later, he abandons the van, he rents a U-Haul, and he stops at Walmart in Target to buy a non-prison outfit. And then he heads to Texas.

Here's a selfie he posted while in prison. So anyway, Alan's ready to get out and he starts working on his escape. And one day he jumps into an unattended prison van and he quietly just drives away. And that's it. That's how he escaped. So later, he abandons the van, he rents a U-Haul, and he stops at Walmart in Target to buy a non-prison outfit. And then he heads to Texas.

And once he's in Texas, he just disappears. Like, he just falls off the map. And there's no record of him after that until about a year or so later when he turns up in Palm Beach, Florida. And when he first arrives in Palm Beach, he sees all the rich men and women there and they're dining and they're socializing at their croquet clubs and they're all just so fancy.

And once he's in Texas, he just disappears. Like, he just falls off the map. And there's no record of him after that until about a year or so later when he turns up in Palm Beach, Florida. And when he first arrives in Palm Beach, he sees all the rich men and women there and they're dining and they're socializing at their croquet clubs and they're all just so fancy.

And once he's in Texas, he just disappears. Like, he just falls off the map. And there's no record of him after that until about a year or so later when he turns up in Palm Beach, Florida. And when he first arrives in Palm Beach, he sees all the rich men and women there and they're dining and they're socializing at their croquet clubs and they're all just so fancy.

And Alan is like, ooh, these are my people. I want to be one of them. So what does he do? He invents a new identity for himself. He changes his name, and he finds himself a younger boyfriend, a shoe salesman, this guy, Kevin. And Kevin, of course, has no idea Alan is an escaped convict. He thinks he's a wealthy oil man.

And Alan is like, ooh, these are my people. I want to be one of them. So what does he do? He invents a new identity for himself. He changes his name, and he finds himself a younger boyfriend, a shoe salesman, this guy, Kevin. And Kevin, of course, has no idea Alan is an escaped convict. He thinks he's a wealthy oil man.

And Alan is like, ooh, these are my people. I want to be one of them. So what does he do? He invents a new identity for himself. He changes his name, and he finds himself a younger boyfriend, a shoe salesman, this guy, Kevin. And Kevin, of course, has no idea Alan is an escaped convict. He thinks he's a wealthy oil man.

Regardless, they're together one day and they go have lunch at the local croquet club. And that is when they meet this rich older woman. She's a widow, so we'll call her Widow. And Widow is exactly the kind of person Alan needs to win over. And lucky for him, she thinks he's hilarious and charming. And so Widow, she starts inviting Alan and Kevin out to events.

Regardless, they're together one day and they go have lunch at the local croquet club. And that is when they meet this rich older woman. She's a widow, so we'll call her Widow. And Widow is exactly the kind of person Alan needs to win over. And lucky for him, she thinks he's hilarious and charming. And so Widow, she starts inviting Alan and Kevin out to events.

Regardless, they're together one day and they go have lunch at the local croquet club. And that is when they meet this rich older woman. She's a widow, so we'll call her Widow. And Widow is exactly the kind of person Alan needs to win over. And lucky for him, she thinks he's hilarious and charming. And so Widow, she starts inviting Alan and Kevin out to events.

and she starts introducing them to her wealthy friends. And soon enough, they all go to a big fundraiser where Alan, he gets photographed by a local magazine called the Palm Beach Daily. And this magazine features that photo in one of their issues where they're showcasing some of the wealthy people of Palm Beach. And this is a huge deal to Alan because it means that he's finally made it.

and she starts introducing them to her wealthy friends. And soon enough, they all go to a big fundraiser where Alan, he gets photographed by a local magazine called the Palm Beach Daily. And this magazine features that photo in one of their issues where they're showcasing some of the wealthy people of Palm Beach. And this is a huge deal to Alan because it means that he's finally made it.

and she starts introducing them to her wealthy friends. And soon enough, they all go to a big fundraiser where Alan, he gets photographed by a local magazine called the Palm Beach Daily. And this magazine features that photo in one of their issues where they're showcasing some of the wealthy people of Palm Beach. And this is a huge deal to Alan because it means that he's finally made it.

He's finally an accepted and respected member of this exclusive Palm Beach club. He's finally, officially, all high class and fancy. Until one day, someone, we don't know who, someone who knows Alan and knows he's an escaped convict, they read that magazine that he's featured in and they see his photo and they recognize him instantly.

He's finally an accepted and respected member of this exclusive Palm Beach club. He's finally, officially, all high class and fancy. Until one day, someone, we don't know who, someone who knows Alan and knows he's an escaped convict, they read that magazine that he's featured in and they see his photo and they recognize him instantly.

He's finally an accepted and respected member of this exclusive Palm Beach club. He's finally, officially, all high class and fancy. Until one day, someone, we don't know who, someone who knows Alan and knows he's an escaped convict, they read that magazine that he's featured in and they see his photo and they recognize him instantly.

And of course, they go and they snitch and they tip off the feds. Like, hey, that guy's not fancy at all. He's a convict. So then the feds, they go to Palm Beach and bam, they arrest Allen. Here's his mugshot. And he gets charged with mail fraud and wire fraud and escaping custody. And he actually hasn't been to trial yet. So as far as I know, he's still waiting in jail for his trial to start.