AJ Jackson

So, I got high as hell the other day and started watching Forrest Gump. And I realized why that movie is so timeless. Because women are whores and men are retarded, huh? Yeah. Ozzy, chill out, buddy. All right. So, I'm a 90s baby. I'm a big fan of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I think the Power Rangers are badass, huh? Y'all know what else is badass? Abortion! Hell yeah.

I think abortion clinics are stealing the Power Rangers' thunder. Right? Ozzy, get over here. Ozzy, come here. Because abortion clinics, they'll be like, dude, the patient will get out on the desk and they'll be like, you ready? You ready? And the abortion doctors, they'll go, it's aborting time. Coat hanger, saver, power up. Baby blaster, blah, blah, blah, blah. Go, go, kill some babies.

Hey, the fucked up thing is I am Catholic. Sorry, Father.

A little less than a year.

Yeah, I'm more ADHD, attention deficit, horny disorder. Every time, most people are like, squirrel, I'm like, tits.

No, I did, uh... I just moved to Nashville about a month ago. From where? Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Yeah, he's just like his daddy, I guess.

Never an airplane.

Hey, Ozzy, look.

I did one thing right!