Adrien
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Already? That's it? Already? But I'm musical, actually. But I'm musical. You're still sick.
Already? That's it? Already? But I'm musical, actually. But I'm musical. You're still sick.
Yeah, but it's because the things in English, basically, they said, no.
Yeah, but it's because the things in English, basically, they said, no.
Moi, j'en parlais dans le sketch et je disais qu'il faudrait l'appeler sécheresse hivernale.
Moi, j'en parlais dans le sketch et je disais qu'il faudrait l'appeler sécheresse hivernale.
Merde, les gens en polaref, on a parlé des street sharks avant. Certains en auront.
Merde, les gens en polaref, on a parlé des street sharks avant. Certains en auront.
On m'a dit que vos derniers matchs, c'était bien.
On m'a dit que vos derniers matchs, c'était bien.
But you know what? Note down the stats and put them in the group.
But you know what? Note down the stats and put them in the group.
I don't know what... Bérou. There's a picture of Jospin who plays basketball on the internet. It's true, it's true. And there's also a video that makes me scream with laughter, the highlights of Fidel Castro, where the guys put Jay-Z on it. In fact, Fidel Castro does... Have you ever seen it? They edited it like a real NBA video.
I don't know what... Bérou. There's a picture of Jospin who plays basketball on the internet. It's true, it's true. And there's also a video that makes me scream with laughter, the highlights of Fidel Castro, where the guys put Jay-Z on it. In fact, Fidel Castro does... Have you ever seen it? They edited it like a real NBA video.
And it's Fidel Castro in Fidel Castro's costume, who plays basketball.
And it's Fidel Castro in Fidel Castro's costume, who plays basketball.
If you have others, write me on Instagram, because celebrities who play basketball, it's a bit my... Philippe Catherine also plays basketball. No.
If you have others, write me on Instagram, because celebrities who play basketball, it's a bit my... Philippe Catherine also plays basketball. No.
It's like Elon Musk's fans. You say to yourself, you don't have any interest in being Elon Musk's fan.
It's like Elon Musk's fans. You say to yourself, you don't have any interest in being Elon Musk's fan.
I also thank him because I had to go. But he said at the last moment, great.
I also thank him because I had to go. But he said at the last moment, great.
What we understand, page 2. Because the first thing we learn about him is that when he was 8-9 years old, in the summer, it was camps where his parents sent him to the forest with children. Autonomous.
What we understand, page 2. Because the first thing we learn about him is that when he was 8-9 years old, in the summer, it was camps where his parents sent him to the forest with children. Autonomous.
For the moment, no people, no adults, not enough food for them all. And they are encouraged to hit each other in the face to get food. And in these camps, of course, people died. And there are kids who are dead. And instead of closing the camp, they told the monos. They said, you want to die? Hit yourself in the face. And so he, that was his summer.
For the moment, no people, no adults, not enough food for them all. And they are encouraged to hit each other in the face to get food. And in these camps, of course, people died. And there are kids who are dead. And instead of closing the camp, they told the monos. They said, you want to die? Hit yourself in the face. And so he, that was his summer.
And it's the one who did Steve Jobs too, it's serious.
And it's the one who did Steve Jobs too, it's serious.
So if he explains this, if he is proud to have grown up in it, he would be crazy. It's very possible.
So if he explains this, if he is proud to have grown up in it, he would be crazy. It's very possible.
Ah, ok. No, no, he only has one. That's why he wants... He wants to live a long time, the guy. No, but there's one thing about his shitty religion, he doesn't take it.
Ah, ok. No, no, he only has one. That's why he wants... He wants to live a long time, the guy. No, but there's one thing about his shitty religion, he doesn't take it.
Can I say a little something before? Go ahead. This guy... S'il y a un gars que je veux voir au Darwin Awards de la mort la plus con, genre il y a un sac de caca qui tombe d'un avion et qui lui tombe sur la tête, j'en rêve. Parce qu'après tous ces efforts, il faut qu'il ait la mort la plus stupide et inattendue du monde.
Can I say a little something before? Go ahead. This guy... S'il y a un gars que je veux voir au Darwin Awards de la mort la plus con, genre il y a un sac de caca qui tombe d'un avion et qui lui tombe sur la tête, j'en rêve. Parce qu'après tous ces efforts, il faut qu'il ait la mort la plus stupide et inattendue du monde.
It's in the stats. In the stats, we realized that... It's in the data, what. He drinks sperm?
It's in the stats. In the stats, we realized that... It's in the data, what. He drinks sperm?
It would be great if it was that. And all the homophobic masculinists. They have to put on large gallons of sperm.
It would be great if it was that. And all the homophobic masculinists. They have to put on large gallons of sperm.
No, but he asked. It turns out that the person was a fan of the Floodcast. Who is this guy? Can you talk about the anecdote of the cap?
No, but he asked. It turns out that the person was a fan of the Floodcast. Who is this guy? Can you talk about the anecdote of the cap?
Et quel est le lien ? Son fils, il suit pas le protocole. À l'ancienne, on touche. Alors j'ai remarqué quand on touche, par contre, il y a érection, donc ça indique les stats.
Et quel est le lien ? Son fils, il suit pas le protocole. À l'ancienne, on touche. Alors j'ai remarqué quand on touche, par contre, il y a érection, donc ça indique les stats.
And how long has he been playing football? I don't know. He's 5 years old, he never skates. One skating this night was really shit.
And how long has he been playing football? I don't know. He's 5 years old, he never skates. One skating this night was really shit.
There's really something like that. But in reality, for people who believe in this conspiracy, including me, If the guys from Hollywood inject good baby blood, if he tries to become young by having the blood of someone younger, we must not let these things come to an end.
There's really something like that. But in reality, for people who believe in this conspiracy, including me, If the guys from Hollywood inject good baby blood, if he tries to become young by having the blood of someone younger, we must not let these things come to an end.
Moi, je pense que, techniquement, je suis comme Bill Burr.
Moi, je pense que, techniquement, je suis comme Bill Burr.
Super. Don't say, we measure. I have the scientifics, so we have the stats.
Super. Don't say, we measure. I have the scientifics, so we have the stats.
PS. Do you add that to the sketch or not? A little update. But it's funny because he often measures the erections. Rémi Boyce, who I shout out, who is a comedian. He does it. He had a documentary about vegetarians where he measures the erections of vegetarians. You're a vegetarian, and he says, that's it, we have no more arguments. No one wants to destroy the planet, destroy the animals.
PS. Do you add that to the sketch or not? A little update. But it's funny because he often measures the erections. Rémi Boyce, who I shout out, who is a comedian. He does it. He had a documentary about vegetarians where he measures the erections of vegetarians. You're a vegetarian, and he says, that's it, we have no more arguments. No one wants to destroy the planet, destroy the animals.
Now we're here, you're going to have a great table, guys. But still, he often says it for vegans and vegetarians.
Now we're here, you're going to have a great table, guys. But still, he often says it for vegans and vegetarians.
It's because there are people... I don't want to have this thing of wanting to... You know, I would like to... I would like to be in, like, my wife, everyone is dead, and now I want... Not... Ah, I finally found the great love, life, and paf, it hits me. That's complicated.
It's because there are people... I don't want to have this thing of wanting to... You know, I would like to... I would like to be in, like, my wife, everyone is dead, and now I want... Not... Ah, I finally found the great love, life, and paf, it hits me. That's complicated.
L'accent du sud. C'est eux qui disent ça, l'accent du sud. L'accent du sud Provence.
L'accent du sud. C'est eux qui disent ça, l'accent du sud. L'accent du sud Provence.
No, no atmosphere. I would like to say that Adrien represented because there is one of the highlights of Wayne Banyama who does a crazy thing where he throws the ball to himself to take it back. One of the things that we only see in the... An auto alley-oop against the board. In the... It's Spade James. It's Spade James. Normally, it's madness. And on the action, there's a fool standing up.
No, no atmosphere. I would like to say that Adrien represented because there is one of the highlights of Wayne Banyama who does a crazy thing where he throws the ball to himself to take it back. One of the things that we only see in the... An auto alley-oop against the board. In the... It's Spade James. It's Spade James. Normally, it's madness. And on the action, there's a fool standing up.
Parce qu'ils connaissent pas les autres. Et aussi, ils trouvent ça sympa ou... Because there is a real, I often talk about it, glottophobia in France, which is the racism of accents.
Parce qu'ils connaissent pas les autres. Et aussi, ils trouvent ça sympa ou... Because there is a real, I often talk about it, glottophobia in France, which is the racism of accents.
It's a real fight, because I find that there is a real racism. Desproges, he already talked about it in one of his sketches, where if the southern accent is nice, There was a little yes. For once, I'm going to quote some quotes for another thing, the thing we know all the time.
It's a real fight, because I find that there is a real racism. Desproges, he already talked about it in one of his sketches, where if the southern accent is nice, There was a little yes. For once, I'm going to quote some quotes for another thing, the thing we know all the time.
Yes, in addition. Basically, you don't want your fucking surgeon, he has the accent of the south, to have a cancer tendency. And we never see a serious guy on TV with an accent. And I even think that Didier Raoult, he would never have been taken really seriously, even though he hasn't really been, but he has...
Yes, in addition. Basically, you don't want your fucking surgeon, he has the accent of the south, to have a cancer tendency. And we never see a serious guy on TV with an accent. And I even think that Didier Raoult, he would never have been taken really seriously, even though he hasn't really been, but he has...
If he had a crazy accent And I think there's a real thing You can't be We put the accent for certain things And it comes from someone Who in his podcasts As soon as he imitates a moron He makes the accent of a moron I do it all the time That's why we love him Jean Castex, he was a Prime Minister, so he was bad like everyone else, but he got it right on his accent.
If he had a crazy accent And I think there's a real thing You can't be We put the accent for certain things And it comes from someone Who in his podcasts As soon as he imitates a moron He makes the accent of a moron I do it all the time That's why we love him Jean Castex, he was a Prime Minister, so he was bad like everyone else, but he got it right on his accent.
It's true that there is something, and we're not talking about the other accent that is probably on the list too, the accent of the North.
It's true that there is something, and we're not talking about the other accent that is probably on the list too, the accent of the North.
And it's not him who's stupid, because it's him who's right.
And it's not him who's stupid, because it's him who's right.
I wanted to give a shout-out to a guy, but I don't remember his name anymore. He looks a bit like Vincent Cassel. He imitates Vincent Cassel on Instagram, but he also imitates the accent of the 16th and the 6th. And you say, but that's nonsense. And in fact, yes, he has two or three Parisians.
I wanted to give a shout-out to a guy, but I don't remember his name anymore. He looks a bit like Vincent Cassel. He imitates Vincent Cassel on Instagram, but he also imitates the accent of the 16th and the 6th. And you say, but that's nonsense. And in fact, yes, he has two or three Parisians.
But because we see him, he's standing, even the nephew is not up. My nephew, he gets up.
But because we see him, he's standing, even the nephew is not up. My nephew, he gets up.
Et après ça, il n'y aura pas de retraite. Ils roulent sur l'or. Ils se foutent de nos yeux.
Et après ça, il n'y aura pas de retraite. Ils roulent sur l'or. Ils se foutent de nos yeux.
Il joue plus. Il s'en met des pieds avec nous. Allez, tac, tac.
Il joue plus. Il s'en met des pieds avec nous. Allez, tac, tac.
What is it in French that we call it the pourboire?
What is it in French that we call it the pourboire?
It's the French word, you know, you have to pick on the guy.
It's the French word, you know, you have to pick on the guy.
I'm at the hotel. With your toothpaste tube?
I'm at the hotel. With your toothpaste tube?
Anyway, if you don't know the guy and everything, and you're in the position of an influencer, you have to stop believing that people are nice. They're not nice. They expect from you something that most people pay for.
Anyway, if you don't know the guy and everything, and you're in the position of an influencer, you have to stop believing that people are nice. They're not nice. They expect from you something that most people pay for.
You'll see, in a week, he'll come with a sleeping bag at your place, my brother. He's very, very good.
You'll see, in a week, he'll come with a sleeping bag at your place, my brother. He's very, very good.
d'ailleurs on m'a expliqué que le scandale un des autres scandales de pourquoi il y avait zéro ambiance au delà que c'est des connards de riches invités qui demandent place sur des podcasts c'est que moi j'ai rien à m'approcher moi j'étais debout moi j'étais debout j'ai fait le lynx pour faire rater les lancers francs des Pacers ça n'a pas marché mais j'étais T'as fait le taf, t'as représenté.
d'ailleurs on m'a expliqué que le scandale un des autres scandales de pourquoi il y avait zéro ambiance au delà que c'est des connards de riches invités qui demandent place sur des podcasts c'est que moi j'ai rien à m'approcher moi j'étais debout moi j'étais debout j'ai fait le lynx pour faire rater les lancers francs des Pacers ça n'a pas marché mais j'étais T'as fait le taf, t'as représenté.
Tes potes avec Stephen King ? Stephen King, voilà . Stephen King !
Tes potes avec Stephen King ? Stephen King, voilà . Stephen King !
Ok, oui, parce que moi je n'en suis pas à ce level, donc c'est des potes qui m'envoient les trucs.
Ok, oui, parce que moi je n'en suis pas à ce level, donc c'est des potes qui m'envoient les trucs.
And he throws a box. And they come back on them. While they saw the president.
And he throws a box. And they come back on them. While they saw the president.
What's crazy is that Thomas' Flutabeck is a podcast. There are four guys, there's a game, it's a podcast, it's just on France Inter. There are no more borders, there are no more borders in all this. It's cross-media, as you say.
What's crazy is that Thomas' Flutabeck is a podcast. There are four guys, there's a game, it's a podcast, it's just on France Inter. There are no more borders, there are no more borders in all this. It's cross-media, as you say.
Non, ils ont eu la bonne idée de quand il y avait des familles, de les séparer. Donc en fait, même quand les gens étaient quatre, personne n'était ensemble. Donc, organisation catastrophique de la NBA, on peut le dire.
Non, ils ont eu la bonne idée de quand il y avait des familles, de les séparer. Donc en fait, même quand les gens étaient quatre, personne n'était ensemble. Donc, organisation catastrophique de la NBA, on peut le dire.
By the way, it must have been a huge trend. We all had 3D printers and all that.
By the way, it must have been a huge trend. We all had 3D printers and all that.
I would have loved for you to put yourself in the diapason, to come in Jules Koundé, in Farid, you know, a thing that has nothing to do with him, a thing that's super stylish.
I would have loved for you to put yourself in the diapason, to come in Jules Koundé, in Farid, you know, a thing that has nothing to do with him, a thing that's super stylish.
For me, it's really the future. And I think it's crazy that we're not all in it. Because it's crazy.
For me, it's really the future. And I think it's crazy that we're not all in it. Because it's crazy.
In any case, you know this feeling, we are small, we have a new console and it kills because it's new. Well, I hadn't had it for 10-15 years because the new Xbox are always very good. And then, to see the case, I took one for my little brother too at Christmas. I relived a bit the thing of wow, it's the future.
In any case, you know this feeling, we are small, we have a new console and it kills because it's new. Well, I hadn't had it for 10-15 years because the new Xbox are always very good. And then, to see the case, I took one for my little brother too at Christmas. I relived a bit the thing of wow, it's the future.
Ah, you're talking about the TGV. Oh damn, but yes, we did the stand-up in the train. But of course.
Ah, you're talking about the TGV. Oh damn, but yes, we did the stand-up in the train. But of course.
But talk about it in the podcast, no one listens to me. At worst, I'll ask Le Caplin. No, no, but it's not that, but it's that, in fact, they had... They came across the only guy who had already done it. Really ? That is to say that I had already played in a TGV, but not at all in the mode... The metro ?
But talk about it in the podcast, no one listens to me. At worst, I'll ask Le Caplin. No, no, but it's not that, but it's that, in fact, they had... They came across the only guy who had already done it. Really ? That is to say that I had already played in a TGV, but not at all in the mode... The metro ?
And you see, when the thing came out and people were like, oh great, people who are already very expensive to go to Lille and then there they go to have a coffee, there is a guy who insults them. And literally, it wasn't that. Well, that's what I did. We were standing, there was no lights off, we were at the wagon bar, there was a micro announcement that there were comedians, no one knew.
And you see, when the thing came out and people were like, oh great, people who are already very expensive to go to Lille and then there they go to have a coffee, there is a guy who insults them. And literally, it wasn't that. Well, that's what I did. We were standing, there was no lights off, we were at the wagon bar, there was a micro announcement that there were comedians, no one knew.
There were four of us with Alexis Rossignol.
There were four of us with Alexis Rossignol.
And there's a girl who walks in the middle of the crowd and people laugh because they are there. Everyone had more or less understood the concept of there is a guy who speaks, we listen to him. And she crosses, she doesn't listen, she goes in front of the comedian. And so everyone laughs. And there she does. And be careful, you don't want to know, but it's the best imitation of my life.
And there's a girl who walks in the middle of the crowd and people laugh because they are there. Everyone had more or less understood the concept of there is a guy who speaks, we listen to him. And she crosses, she doesn't listen, she goes in front of the comedian. And so everyone laughs. And there she does. And be careful, you don't want to know, but it's the best imitation of my life.
And that, in the end, at the end of a moment, despite that moment, We managed to make people laugh, people were happy, good feedback and all. There, they had rather done in fashion. So this is the first time you've done it? First time, yes. So they tell me, yes, now the thing we're going to do is sponso, there are influencers who come, it's in the dark, they know.
And that, in the end, at the end of a moment, despite that moment, We managed to make people laugh, people were happy, good feedback and all. There, they had rather done in fashion. So this is the first time you've done it? First time, yes. So they tell me, yes, now the thing we're going to do is sponso, there are influencers who come, it's in the dark, they know.
And I say, it's going to be incredible then. Because there, people are warned, I'm going to conquer. And indeed, it's a bit of... Well, you went there, you.
And I say, it's going to be incredible then. Because there, people are warned, I'm going to conquer. And indeed, it's a bit of... Well, you went there, you.
And there are still limits. And there are still limits because at this level of not laughing while you were all making good jokes and all, it's a scandal. So I come in last and I'm like a lion in a cage.
And there are still limits. And there are still limits because at this level of not laughing while you were all making good jokes and all, it's a scandal. So I come in last and I'm like a lion in a cage.
So I know a guy who has it. Because it turns out that the person who mounted it is an ex-filter of Topito. And precisely, I received the stuff, he sent me the stuff. He said to me, but man, what have you done to them? Are you crazy? So someone has it.
So I know a guy who has it. Because it turns out that the person who mounted it is an ex-filter of Topito. And precisely, I received the stuff, he sent me the stuff. He said to me, but man, what have you done to them? Are you crazy? So someone has it.
And in the end, it worked a bit anyway. And I managed to have a little laugh about it. And that's where I was too dumb. I mean, I cry. Then they laugh a little at my jokes because I woke them up a little. And I cry again like a fool. In fact, I had won and I put myself back on my feet. But it was the fault of no one. But it was just that everyone laughed.
And in the end, it worked a bit anyway. And I managed to have a little laugh about it. And that's where I was too dumb. I mean, I cry. Then they laugh a little at my jokes because I woke them up a little. And I cry again like a fool. In fact, I had won and I put myself back on my feet. But it was the fault of no one. But it was just that everyone laughed.
It's that the concept was that it would have taken people who are not working. It's a bit like in the César, where people are going to bid, they say, fuck, people don't laugh. Well, yes, people, they play their lives, in fact, they have something to do. And Gad, he explained something super funny. It was Seinfeld who said it before him. He explained that he had been host of this thing.
It's that the concept was that it would have taken people who are not working. It's a bit like in the César, where people are going to bid, they say, fuck, people don't laugh. Well, yes, people, they play their lives, in fact, they have something to do. And Gad, he explained something super funny. It was Seinfeld who said it before him. He explained that he had been host of this thing.
And he says, in fact, at the beginning, it's going a little well. Then, little by little, the room fills up with losers. of people who have lost and who just have to... And he says, and there, but it's degrading. And at the end, in fact, there are 85% of people disgusted and who are fed up with watching the short film price on their fingers, they don't give a fuck.
And he says, in fact, at the beginning, it's going a little well. Then, little by little, the room fills up with losers. of people who have lost and who just have to... And he says, and there, but it's degrading. And at the end, in fact, there are 85% of people disgusted and who are fed up with watching the short film price on their fingers, they don't give a fuck.
And he says, well, in fact, we're biding as we go.
And he says, well, in fact, we're biding as we go.
It's my opinion, it's my opinion. You have to learn from your mistakes. I say it, people make fun of them. I think it was a bit of a good idea.
It's my opinion, it's my opinion. You have to learn from your mistakes. I say it, people make fun of them. I think it was a bit of a good idea.
They didn't understand exactly what it was. Because the thing he's talking about, I tell you, I did it. And in addition, it went well. So you're wrong. But in the end, I think we should really do this thing. I liked it.
They didn't understand exactly what it was. Because the thing he's talking about, I tell you, I did it. And in addition, it went well. So you're wrong. But in the end, I think we should really do this thing. I liked it.
Moi, il y avait eu des commentaires comme ça. Ah, tu l'as fait pour l'argent. Je dis, ouais, plus ou moins comme à chaque fois que je joue. C'est mon métier. C'est le grand truc. Alors là , moi, SNCF, j'y passe ma vie. Je trouve que les gens, on leur chie dessus pour rien. J'avais fait un avocat du diable.
Moi, il y avait eu des commentaires comme ça. Ah, tu l'as fait pour l'argent. Je dis, ouais, plus ou moins comme à chaque fois que je joue. C'est mon métier. C'est le grand truc. Alors là , moi, SNCF, j'y passe ma vie. Je trouve que les gens, on leur chie dessus pour rien. J'avais fait un avocat du diable.
C'était un truc que je faisais sur cet hôpital où je défendais un truc que les gens n'aimaient pas de 5 minutes sur la SNCF. Donc moi, il y a beaucoup de love sur la SNCF.
C'était un truc que je faisais sur cet hôpital où je défendais un truc que les gens n'aimaient pas de 5 minutes sur la SNCF. Donc moi, il y a beaucoup de love sur la SNCF.
Justin, there's something in this job that says that if you and I are called, there are a lot of people who say no. It's an immutable rule.
Justin, there's something in this job that says that if you and I are called, there are a lot of people who say no. It's an immutable rule.
It's Vera from Scooby-Doo. Because normally, you know that... It's serious. After, you have glasses for... Just to read, yeah. Yeah, the evening. To read, you can't forget.
It's Vera from Scooby-Doo. Because normally, you know that... It's serious. After, you have glasses for... Just to read, yeah. Yeah, the evening. To read, you can't forget.
It's the same guy. He forgot his charger, his book, his glasses.
It's the same guy. He forgot his charger, his book, his glasses.
Normal, you imagine, because we couldn't do it.
Normal, you imagine, because we couldn't do it.
C'est vraiment con que tu baisses pas, t'es prêt, quoi.
C'est vraiment con que tu baisses pas, t'es prêt, quoi.
She's not pretty. She has three legs. Oh, the asshole. No, no. You know the camera before, it's you, it's half of the young people.
She's not pretty. She has three legs. Oh, the asshole. No, no. You know the camera before, it's you, it's half of the young people.
It's with hair, I didn't know. Not mine, not all of them.
It's with hair, I didn't know. Not mine, not all of them.
It was enough to take money and call the surgeon who apparently did a great job on the baby.
It was enough to take money and call the surgeon who apparently did a great job on the baby.
It's so good to admit that I didn't tell you something, I'm ugly. At first I was ugly.
It's so good to admit that I didn't tell you something, I'm ugly. At first I was ugly.
It's obvious when you think about it, but I never thought about it like that. Surgery doesn't catch everything. Your ugly face catches it. It's like that. There's a beautiful side to life. It's almost like a Fable de la Fontaine. You replace the cut with a beef and a chicken, I think it's a very nice Fable.
It's obvious when you think about it, but I never thought about it like that. Surgery doesn't catch everything. Your ugly face catches it. It's like that. There's a beautiful side to life. It's almost like a Fable de la Fontaine. You replace the cut with a beef and a chicken, I think it's a very nice Fable.
Moment très bizarre hier. Il y a un mec qui s'appelle Alexis 100S qui nous suit sur le podcast, que je remercie, qui a un putain de logiciel de photomontage. And for my podcast Tout est Nul, where I make movies, he took all the movies I made, like Gladiator, and he put me in Gladiator. And my mother told me about artificial intelligence yesterday, and I told her, look at this.
Moment très bizarre hier. Il y a un mec qui s'appelle Alexis 100S qui nous suit sur le podcast, que je remercie, qui a un putain de logiciel de photomontage. And for my podcast Tout est Nul, where I make movies, he took all the movies I made, like Gladiator, and he put me in Gladiator. And my mother told me about artificial intelligence yesterday, and I told her, look at this.
And she's loving it on me, on the photo of Gladiator. I want it. No, no, no, I have a fucking... I'm hyper muscular. She said, but you're beautiful. I said, well, yes, it's not me, actually. I want this girl. She had a trip back to the future. She likes me too much. Already, it's not me, mom.
And she's loving it on me, on the photo of Gladiator. I want it. No, no, no, I have a fucking... I'm hyper muscular. She said, but you're beautiful. I said, well, yes, it's not me, actually. I want this girl. She had a trip back to the future. She likes me too much. Already, it's not me, mom.
She wants the photo of me with a body of mental sick gladiator. Already, it's not me. And two, it's weird. Stop measuring my erection.
She wants the photo of me with a body of mental sick gladiator. Already, it's not me. And two, it's weird. Stop measuring my erection.
And you know, I show him the other pictures, and the other pictures, I'm in Osferatu, I'm in Wicked, and he's like, nice, but give me back the gladiator.
And you know, I show him the other pictures, and the other pictures, I'm in Osferatu, I'm in Wicked, and he's like, nice, but give me back the gladiator.
J'étais fier de ma troisième et on me met à côté de quelqu'un dont c'est la quinzième.
J'étais fier de ma troisième et on me met à côté de quelqu'un dont c'est la quinzième.
I remember someone in primary school who was like the handsome guy from CP and the guy has a weird face now. It made me feel good this sentence. I really had that at school.
I remember someone in primary school who was like the handsome guy from CP and the guy has a weird face now. It made me feel good this sentence. I really had that at school.
Mais oui, c'est vrai. Et pardon, mais t'es dans Superman ? Supermal with Manu Payet. Not with Christopher Reeves.
Mais oui, c'est vrai. Et pardon, mais t'es dans Superman ? Supermal with Manu Payet. Not with Christopher Reeves.
Did you see this video? It was a very stupid thing, but the idea was very good. A guy who put his X-Wing in Lego, a Star Wars ship, but stuck to his drone or his GoPro. And in fact, you have the impression that it's his plan, his journey of the day. It's like it was the pilot who did it. It's completely stupid. He just attached a toy, but it's deadly.
Did you see this video? It was a very stupid thing, but the idea was very good. A guy who put his X-Wing in Lego, a Star Wars ship, but stuck to his drone or his GoPro. And in fact, you have the impression that it's his plan, his journey of the day. It's like it was the pilot who did it. It's completely stupid. He just attached a toy, but it's deadly.
Because in fact, it's like normal life, but as if you were the ship. And everyone said, but in fact, you're a genius, you. Because no one thought about it, but it makes a perfect, magnificent shot, like in a movie.
Because in fact, it's like normal life, but as if you were the ship. And everyone said, but in fact, you're a genius, you. Because no one thought about it, but it makes a perfect, magnificent shot, like in a movie.
On the other hand, they have to stop putting that in the movies. In Mufasa, there are shots like that.
On the other hand, they have to stop putting that in the movies. In Mufasa, there are shots like that.
And so in the Mufasa live-action film, there are plans of Simba filmed like when you put a GoPro on a dog.
And so in the Mufasa live-action film, there are plans of Simba filmed like when you put a GoPro on a dog.
The sacred mother of Mufasa, if I may say so.
The sacred mother of Mufasa, if I may say so.
So, as usual, my podcasts, my best recommendations, there are plenty, you can choose if you like basketball, if you like football.
So, as usual, my podcasts, my best recommendations, there are plenty, you can choose if you like basketball, if you like football.
Pas mal. Il est bon. C'est Dédoc qui a trouvé ça.
Pas mal. Il est bon. C'est Dédoc qui a trouvé ça.
Sinon, Bertrand Blier, je vais être obligé. Hommage pour ceux qui ont... C'est pas forcément les plus... Bon, Les Valseux, ça a mal vieilli. Voilà , on va le dire. C'est très, très mal vieilli. Il y en a pas mal. Et globalement, si vous êtes une femme, je comprendrais que vous trouviez ce cinéma absolument dégueu.
Sinon, Bertrand Blier, je vais être obligé. Hommage pour ceux qui ont... C'est pas forcément les plus... Bon, Les Valseux, ça a mal vieilli. Voilà , on va le dire. C'est très, très mal vieilli. Il y en a pas mal. Et globalement, si vous êtes une femme, je comprendrais que vous trouviez ce cinéma absolument dégueu.
No, but it's not true. I don't think so. I think he made a lot of less well-known films that talk about women, that will talk about women too. But the one who doesn't really have a problem, so I would say a bit of a party outfit that I like, with Michel Blanc.
No, but it's not true. I don't think so. I think he made a lot of less well-known films that talk about women, that will talk about women too. But the one who doesn't really have a problem, so I would say a bit of a party outfit that I like, with Michel Blanc.
And the actors especially, if you like the synopsis, that in fact it's only actors at the very beginning of the 2000s who play their own role. And the movie is unequal.
And the actors especially, if you like the synopsis, that in fact it's only actors at the very beginning of the 2000s who play their own role. And the movie is unequal.
The first 45 minutes of the movie are hilarious for me. And the solution is, there are no women.
The first 45 minutes of the movie are hilarious for me. And the solution is, there are no women.
Jean-Yann plays the doctor. And he talks about Balasco. I like the actors, because sometimes I just peek like I would watch an episode of a TV series.
Jean-Yann plays the doctor. And he talks about Balasco. I like the actors, because sometimes I just peek like I would watch an episode of a TV series.
There are still a lot of guys who have disappeared since, who make anthology scenes in it.
There are still a lot of guys who have disappeared since, who make anthology scenes in it.
En vrai, il est Justine. Yes, it's me. So, very mainstream, you know me. I'm going to make you two recos. The first, the musical hate.
En vrai, il est Justine. Yes, it's me. So, very mainstream, you know me. I'm going to make you two recos. The first, the musical hate.
J.R. designed the Madame Sarfati, which is the best comedy club in Paris. That's not the cartel.
J.R. designed the Madame Sarfati, which is the best comedy club in Paris. That's not the cartel.
C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là . C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là . C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là .
C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là . C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là . C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là .
You were summoned at 5 p.m. It's good to have occasions like that, to see each other again. I would like to see the whole team again. Once, I saw Louise and other people from Topito at the cartel. It's good that there are... I'm telling you, if you don't create occasions like that, it's at the funeral that you're going to see each other again. No, but it's true. And mine is coming very soon.
You were summoned at 5 p.m. It's good to have occasions like that, to see each other again. I would like to see the whole team again. Once, I saw Louise and other people from Topito at the cartel. It's good that there are... I'm telling you, if you don't create occasions like that, it's at the funeral that you're going to see each other again. No, but it's true. And mine is coming very soon.
I remind you. And alone. And we have to go to Switzerland. No, but it's... Well done to them for doing that.
I remind you. And alone. And we have to go to Switzerland. No, but it's... Well done to them for doing that.
Je l'ai tenu jusqu'à la mort de Blié. Là , j'ai bu une bière. J'étais vraiment pas bien. On l'a pas vu venir, en plus. 85 ans. In addition, I often said, what do we care when celebrities are old, you didn't know them, they weren't going to make new films. Well, it still pissed me off.
Je l'ai tenu jusqu'à la mort de Blié. Là , j'ai bu une bière. J'étais vraiment pas bien. On l'a pas vu venir, en plus. 85 ans. In addition, I often said, what do we care when celebrities are old, you didn't know them, they weren't going to make new films. Well, it still pissed me off.
With these two specials, he reminds us that if he wanted to make the Indians laugh and the guys who take him a little high in comedy, he can do it by being even stronger than them. And he has this thing, which usually pisses me off in comedy, to add a little bit of drama, a little bit of emotion, but he does it super well. It's really the complete humorist Adam Sandler.
With these two specials, he reminds us that if he wanted to make the Indians laugh and the guys who take him a little high in comedy, he can do it by being even stronger than them. And he has this thing, which usually pisses me off in comedy, to add a little bit of drama, a little bit of emotion, but he does it super well. It's really the complete humorist Adam Sandler.
So, plutôt caustic. It's what, in my opinion, is the closest to... It's discussions with a podcast. Discussions in two, but the theme, if you like the podcast, it's the one you have. Podcastos. On dessus avec deux autres humoristes, là , c'est plus des débats. Attention, trigger warning, il y a des débats entre gens de gauche et gens de droite.
So, plutôt caustic. It's what, in my opinion, is the closest to... It's discussions with a podcast. Discussions in two, but the theme, if you like the podcast, it's the one you have. Podcastos. On dessus avec deux autres humoristes, là , c'est plus des débats. Attention, trigger warning, il y a des débats entre gens de gauche et gens de droite.
Il y a Airball, où j'aimerais bien inviter Adrien très bientôt.
Il y a Airball, où j'aimerais bien inviter Adrien très bientôt.
Every Monday, we talk about NBA by making jokes. Fucked Up Movies, we tell movies with guests, now more and more, a little weird, with backs.
Every Monday, we talk about NBA by making jokes. Fucked Up Movies, we tell movies with guests, now more and more, a little weird, with backs.
I almost got the title, but I'm not sure, so I'm not saying it. The first ones are in Lyon, end of February. I'm running in Lyon, because the show isn't quite ready yet, and I don't like Lyon. And we salute you, by the way.
I almost got the title, but I'm not sure, so I'm not saying it. The first ones are in Lyon, end of February. I'm running in Lyon, because the show isn't quite ready yet, and I don't like Lyon. And we salute you, by the way.
I'm also going to go to Toulouse and Brussels at the Fridge Comedy Club on February 12th. And also in Toulouse, it's going to be announced. It's in March. Follow my Instagram, urbainstandup.com. Also, there are all the dates.
I'm also going to go to Toulouse and Brussels at the Fridge Comedy Club on February 12th. And also in Toulouse, it's going to be announced. It's in March. Follow my Instagram, urbainstandup.com. Also, there are all the dates.
C'est vrai que toi, t'arrives moins à faire la fin.
C'est vrai que toi, t'arrives moins à faire la fin.
Mais Madame Sanfetti, c'est un historique. Ça fait longtemps. Et voilà . Mais j'adore jouer au cartel. Et c'est vraiment... Il a bonne presse. Il a bonne presse.
Mais Madame Sanfetti, c'est un historique. Ça fait longtemps. Et voilà . Mais j'adore jouer au cartel. Et c'est vraiment... Il a bonne presse. Il a bonne presse.
He broke his ass twice. No, so I learned just after, like two days later, I learned that Le Pen, people were crazy and had made one of the aperitifs in the Republic. And then I said to myself, I could have cracked if they had offered me. But suddenly, there, and then after, and after, I... So there, you held on, there. Yeah, and then I drank seven beers. One beer. No, one beer. I drank that one.
He broke his ass twice. No, so I learned just after, like two days later, I learned that Le Pen, people were crazy and had made one of the aperitifs in the Republic. And then I said to myself, I could have cracked if they had offered me. But suddenly, there, and then after, and after, I... So there, you held on, there. Yeah, and then I drank seven beers. One beer. No, one beer. I drank that one.
But Adrien, what if you tell a crazy audience and we shit on a lot of things? Yes, but things that deserve it!
But Adrien, what if you tell a crazy audience and we shit on a lot of things? Yes, but things that deserve it!
I really don't think so. But you know why? Because they don't doubt for a second that the Real is a crazy guy who's going to get into science fiction. But that's often the case on the internet. Even me, at my level, when they insult me in the comments, I say, bro, they say, but frankly, I didn't think you'd read it. And they put a second insult on you, but what's your life?
I really don't think so. But you know why? Because they don't doubt for a second that the Real is a crazy guy who's going to get into science fiction. But that's often the case on the internet. Even me, at my level, when they insult me in the comments, I say, bro, they say, but frankly, I didn't think you'd read it. And they put a second insult on you, but what's your life?
In fact, they insult you because they have an esteem for you.
In fact, they insult you because they have an esteem for you.
Okay, this one. And there are people who must have cheated on us. I find that it's almost harder, no one will believe me, It's like what Vendam says about peanuts. You take one and you want 10,000 more.
Okay, this one. And there are people who must have cheated on us. I find that it's almost harder, no one will believe me, It's like what Vendam says about peanuts. You take one and you want 10,000 more.
Like Pringles. Between not taking the first one and not taking the second one, the challenge is harder than not taking the second one, I think. Okay.
Like Pringles. Between not taking the first one and not taking the second one, the challenge is harder than not taking the second one, I think. Okay.
It's an alcoholic sentence, but I understand.
It's an alcoholic sentence, but I understand.
We should have the guys who almost never pee put turban on themselves during the whole January. The wet January.
We should have the guys who almost never pee put turban on themselves during the whole January. The wet January.
He listened to my podcasts too much and I'm proud.
He listened to my podcasts too much and I'm proud.
At the moment, it's my podcasts. It makes me happy. But suddenly, he listened to everything, including an episode of Plutôt Caustique where I tell that I pissed myself on it. That's it.
At the moment, it's my podcasts. It makes me happy. But suddenly, he listened to everything, including an episode of Plutôt Caustique where I tell that I pissed myself on it. That's it.
C'est une petite anecdote là -dessus. Si il y a un endroit où il a raconté, c'est le podcast. Après avoir raconté ça, Clément, mon collègue de Pluto Caustic, m'appelle Peacefrock. Je suis même dans son répertoire, alors que je le connais depuis plus de dix ans, à Peacefrock.
C'est une petite anecdote là -dessus. Si il y a un endroit où il a raconté, c'est le podcast. Après avoir raconté ça, Clément, mon collègue de Pluto Caustic, m'appelle Peacefrock. Je suis même dans son répertoire, alors que je le connais depuis plus de dix ans, à Peacefrock.
And so he calls me Pissfrock and one day in the street, I'm with my colleagues Franjo and Pierre, and there's a guy who recognizes me as Tocostic, and he says, oh shit, I want my picture with Pula Piss. So already now, we really call each other that, and it's not even the real surname. And the others, Franjo and Pierre, they didn't know the anecdote.
And so he calls me Pissfrock and one day in the street, I'm with my colleagues Franjo and Pierre, and there's a guy who recognizes me as Tocostic, and he says, oh shit, I want my picture with Pula Piss. So already now, we really call each other that, and it's not even the real surname. And the others, Franjo and Pierre, they didn't know the anecdote.
So he just thinks that my fans call me Pulepis. Pulepis, stop! And the context, there's no context, I was in Toulon, I drank too much paint, I couldn't find where my Airbnb was, I crashed at one meter from the toilet.
So he just thinks that my fans call me Pulepis. Pulepis, stop! And the context, there's no context, I was in Toulon, I drank too much paint, I couldn't find where my Airbnb was, I crashed at one meter from the toilet.
Exactly, it's the second hardest part. No, but really, after feeling bad about telling this anecdote, I said, go ahead, I opened the Pandora's box, send your private anecdotes in e-mail, and a lot of people have them, it's just that there are people who don't give a fuck about it, and others... And then, wouldn't it be a lot of people from our audience, mostly?
Exactly, it's the second hardest part. No, but really, after feeling bad about telling this anecdote, I said, go ahead, I opened the Pandora's box, send your private anecdotes in e-mail, and a lot of people have them, it's just that there are people who don't give a fuck about it, and others... And then, wouldn't it be a lot of people from our audience, mostly?
The comedians, I want them to invent things. But if there are people who listen to us who, one day, we told them to write an anecdote for a podcast by email and who invented something to go there and who are still happy that we talked about it, you are shit. Really, your loneliness and your sadness are deserved. And how can you look at yourself in the mirror after doing that?
The comedians, I want them to invent things. But if there are people who listen to us who, one day, we told them to write an anecdote for a podcast by email and who invented something to go there and who are still happy that we talked about it, you are shit. Really, your loneliness and your sadness are deserved. And how can you look at yourself in the mirror after doing that?
I hope that there is a guy who recognizes himself in the subway and who will throw himself on the rails.
I hope that there is a guy who recognizes himself in the subway and who will throw himself on the rails.
C'est pour ça que je trouve ça tellement grave que je suis sûr que c'est pas vrai. Tellement grave.
C'est pour ça que je trouve ça tellement grave que je suis sûr que c'est pas vrai. Tellement grave.
From England, 12 years ago. Or from Brest, a few years ago, where they only did it for three days. It's out, there's a news. The dry weekend. I don't have Brest. The first ones who really did the thing were Bretons. But they, it made them laugh, it was two days.
From England, 12 years ago. Or from Brest, a few years ago, where they only did it for three days. It's out, there's a news. The dry weekend. I don't have Brest. The first ones who really did the thing were Bretons. But they, it made them laugh, it was two days.
What I find great about the January drive is that there are either the people who are... We are so into alcohol that we think it's crazy when it's only a month. And the people who are there, but it's crazy. That is to say that there are either people who say, but you're a sick person, don't drink for a month.
What I find great about the January drive is that there are either the people who are... We are so into alcohol that we think it's crazy when it's only a month. And the people who are there, but it's crazy. That is to say that there are either people who say, but you're a sick person, don't drink for a month.
Already? That's it? Already? But I'm musical, actually. But I'm musical. You're still sick.
Yeah, but it's because the things in English, basically, they said, no.
Moi, j'en parlais dans le sketch et je disais qu'il faudrait l'appeler sécheresse hivernale.
Merde, les gens en polaref, on a parlé des street sharks avant. Certains en auront.
On m'a dit que vos derniers matchs, c'était bien.
But you know what? Note down the stats and put them in the group.
I don't know what... Bérou. There's a picture of Jospin who plays basketball on the internet. It's true, it's true. And there's also a video that makes me scream with laughter, the highlights of Fidel Castro, where the guys put Jay-Z on it. In fact, Fidel Castro does... Have you ever seen it? They edited it like a real NBA video.
And it's Fidel Castro in Fidel Castro's costume, who plays basketball.
If you have others, write me on Instagram, because celebrities who play basketball, it's a bit my... Philippe Catherine also plays basketball. No.
It's like Elon Musk's fans. You say to yourself, you don't have any interest in being Elon Musk's fan.
I also thank him because I had to go. But he said at the last moment, great.
What we understand, page 2. Because the first thing we learn about him is that when he was 8-9 years old, in the summer, it was camps where his parents sent him to the forest with children. Autonomous.
For the moment, no people, no adults, not enough food for them all. And they are encouraged to hit each other in the face to get food. And in these camps, of course, people died. And there are kids who are dead. And instead of closing the camp, they told the monos. They said, you want to die? Hit yourself in the face. And so he, that was his summer.
And it's the one who did Steve Jobs too, it's serious.
So if he explains this, if he is proud to have grown up in it, he would be crazy. It's very possible.
Ah, ok. No, no, he only has one. That's why he wants... He wants to live a long time, the guy. No, but there's one thing about his shitty religion, he doesn't take it.
Can I say a little something before? Go ahead. This guy... S'il y a un gars que je veux voir au Darwin Awards de la mort la plus con, genre il y a un sac de caca qui tombe d'un avion et qui lui tombe sur la tête, j'en rêve. Parce qu'après tous ces efforts, il faut qu'il ait la mort la plus stupide et inattendue du monde.
It's in the stats. In the stats, we realized that... It's in the data, what. He drinks sperm?
It would be great if it was that. And all the homophobic masculinists. They have to put on large gallons of sperm.
No, but he asked. It turns out that the person was a fan of the Floodcast. Who is this guy? Can you talk about the anecdote of the cap?
Et quel est le lien ? Son fils, il suit pas le protocole. À l'ancienne, on touche. Alors j'ai remarqué quand on touche, par contre, il y a érection, donc ça indique les stats.
And how long has he been playing football? I don't know. He's 5 years old, he never skates. One skating this night was really shit.
There's really something like that. But in reality, for people who believe in this conspiracy, including me, If the guys from Hollywood inject good baby blood, if he tries to become young by having the blood of someone younger, we must not let these things come to an end.
Moi, je pense que, techniquement, je suis comme Bill Burr.
Super. Don't say, we measure. I have the scientifics, so we have the stats.
PS. Do you add that to the sketch or not? A little update. But it's funny because he often measures the erections. Rémi Boyce, who I shout out, who is a comedian. He does it. He had a documentary about vegetarians where he measures the erections of vegetarians. You're a vegetarian, and he says, that's it, we have no more arguments. No one wants to destroy the planet, destroy the animals.
Now we're here, you're going to have a great table, guys. But still, he often says it for vegans and vegetarians.
It's because there are people... I don't want to have this thing of wanting to... You know, I would like to... I would like to be in, like, my wife, everyone is dead, and now I want... Not... Ah, I finally found the great love, life, and paf, it hits me. That's complicated.
L'accent du sud. C'est eux qui disent ça, l'accent du sud. L'accent du sud Provence.
No, no atmosphere. I would like to say that Adrien represented because there is one of the highlights of Wayne Banyama who does a crazy thing where he throws the ball to himself to take it back. One of the things that we only see in the... An auto alley-oop against the board. In the... It's Spade James. It's Spade James. Normally, it's madness. And on the action, there's a fool standing up.
Parce qu'ils connaissent pas les autres. Et aussi, ils trouvent ça sympa ou... Because there is a real, I often talk about it, glottophobia in France, which is the racism of accents.
It's a real fight, because I find that there is a real racism. Desproges, he already talked about it in one of his sketches, where if the southern accent is nice, There was a little yes. For once, I'm going to quote some quotes for another thing, the thing we know all the time.
Yes, in addition. Basically, you don't want your fucking surgeon, he has the accent of the south, to have a cancer tendency. And we never see a serious guy on TV with an accent. And I even think that Didier Raoult, he would never have been taken really seriously, even though he hasn't really been, but he has...
If he had a crazy accent And I think there's a real thing You can't be We put the accent for certain things And it comes from someone Who in his podcasts As soon as he imitates a moron He makes the accent of a moron I do it all the time That's why we love him Jean Castex, he was a Prime Minister, so he was bad like everyone else, but he got it right on his accent.
It's true that there is something, and we're not talking about the other accent that is probably on the list too, the accent of the North.
And it's not him who's stupid, because it's him who's right.
I wanted to give a shout-out to a guy, but I don't remember his name anymore. He looks a bit like Vincent Cassel. He imitates Vincent Cassel on Instagram, but he also imitates the accent of the 16th and the 6th. And you say, but that's nonsense. And in fact, yes, he has two or three Parisians.
But because we see him, he's standing, even the nephew is not up. My nephew, he gets up.
Et après ça, il n'y aura pas de retraite. Ils roulent sur l'or. Ils se foutent de nos yeux.
Il joue plus. Il s'en met des pieds avec nous. Allez, tac, tac.
What is it in French that we call it the pourboire?
It's the French word, you know, you have to pick on the guy.
I'm at the hotel. With your toothpaste tube?
Anyway, if you don't know the guy and everything, and you're in the position of an influencer, you have to stop believing that people are nice. They're not nice. They expect from you something that most people pay for.
You'll see, in a week, he'll come with a sleeping bag at your place, my brother. He's very, very good.
d'ailleurs on m'a expliqué que le scandale un des autres scandales de pourquoi il y avait zéro ambiance au delà que c'est des connards de riches invités qui demandent place sur des podcasts c'est que moi j'ai rien à m'approcher moi j'étais debout moi j'étais debout j'ai fait le lynx pour faire rater les lancers francs des Pacers ça n'a pas marché mais j'étais T'as fait le taf, t'as représenté.
Tes potes avec Stephen King ? Stephen King, voilà . Stephen King !
Ok, oui, parce que moi je n'en suis pas à ce level, donc c'est des potes qui m'envoient les trucs.
And he throws a box. And they come back on them. While they saw the president.
What's crazy is that Thomas' Flutabeck is a podcast. There are four guys, there's a game, it's a podcast, it's just on France Inter. There are no more borders, there are no more borders in all this. It's cross-media, as you say.
Non, ils ont eu la bonne idée de quand il y avait des familles, de les séparer. Donc en fait, même quand les gens étaient quatre, personne n'était ensemble. Donc, organisation catastrophique de la NBA, on peut le dire.
By the way, it must have been a huge trend. We all had 3D printers and all that.
I would have loved for you to put yourself in the diapason, to come in Jules Koundé, in Farid, you know, a thing that has nothing to do with him, a thing that's super stylish.
For me, it's really the future. And I think it's crazy that we're not all in it. Because it's crazy.
In any case, you know this feeling, we are small, we have a new console and it kills because it's new. Well, I hadn't had it for 10-15 years because the new Xbox are always very good. And then, to see the case, I took one for my little brother too at Christmas. I relived a bit the thing of wow, it's the future.
Ah, you're talking about the TGV. Oh damn, but yes, we did the stand-up in the train. But of course.
But talk about it in the podcast, no one listens to me. At worst, I'll ask Le Caplin. No, no, but it's not that, but it's that, in fact, they had... They came across the only guy who had already done it. Really ? That is to say that I had already played in a TGV, but not at all in the mode... The metro ?
And you see, when the thing came out and people were like, oh great, people who are already very expensive to go to Lille and then there they go to have a coffee, there is a guy who insults them. And literally, it wasn't that. Well, that's what I did. We were standing, there was no lights off, we were at the wagon bar, there was a micro announcement that there were comedians, no one knew.
There were four of us with Alexis Rossignol.
And there's a girl who walks in the middle of the crowd and people laugh because they are there. Everyone had more or less understood the concept of there is a guy who speaks, we listen to him. And she crosses, she doesn't listen, she goes in front of the comedian. And so everyone laughs. And there she does. And be careful, you don't want to know, but it's the best imitation of my life.
And that, in the end, at the end of a moment, despite that moment, We managed to make people laugh, people were happy, good feedback and all. There, they had rather done in fashion. So this is the first time you've done it? First time, yes. So they tell me, yes, now the thing we're going to do is sponso, there are influencers who come, it's in the dark, they know.
And I say, it's going to be incredible then. Because there, people are warned, I'm going to conquer. And indeed, it's a bit of... Well, you went there, you.
And there are still limits. And there are still limits because at this level of not laughing while you were all making good jokes and all, it's a scandal. So I come in last and I'm like a lion in a cage.
So I know a guy who has it. Because it turns out that the person who mounted it is an ex-filter of Topito. And precisely, I received the stuff, he sent me the stuff. He said to me, but man, what have you done to them? Are you crazy? So someone has it.
And in the end, it worked a bit anyway. And I managed to have a little laugh about it. And that's where I was too dumb. I mean, I cry. Then they laugh a little at my jokes because I woke them up a little. And I cry again like a fool. In fact, I had won and I put myself back on my feet. But it was the fault of no one. But it was just that everyone laughed.
It's that the concept was that it would have taken people who are not working. It's a bit like in the César, where people are going to bid, they say, fuck, people don't laugh. Well, yes, people, they play their lives, in fact, they have something to do. And Gad, he explained something super funny. It was Seinfeld who said it before him. He explained that he had been host of this thing.
And he says, in fact, at the beginning, it's going a little well. Then, little by little, the room fills up with losers. of people who have lost and who just have to... And he says, and there, but it's degrading. And at the end, in fact, there are 85% of people disgusted and who are fed up with watching the short film price on their fingers, they don't give a fuck.
And he says, well, in fact, we're biding as we go.
It's my opinion, it's my opinion. You have to learn from your mistakes. I say it, people make fun of them. I think it was a bit of a good idea.
They didn't understand exactly what it was. Because the thing he's talking about, I tell you, I did it. And in addition, it went well. So you're wrong. But in the end, I think we should really do this thing. I liked it.
Moi, il y avait eu des commentaires comme ça. Ah, tu l'as fait pour l'argent. Je dis, ouais, plus ou moins comme à chaque fois que je joue. C'est mon métier. C'est le grand truc. Alors là , moi, SNCF, j'y passe ma vie. Je trouve que les gens, on leur chie dessus pour rien. J'avais fait un avocat du diable.
C'était un truc que je faisais sur cet hôpital où je défendais un truc que les gens n'aimaient pas de 5 minutes sur la SNCF. Donc moi, il y a beaucoup de love sur la SNCF.
Justin, there's something in this job that says that if you and I are called, there are a lot of people who say no. It's an immutable rule.
It's Vera from Scooby-Doo. Because normally, you know that... It's serious. After, you have glasses for... Just to read, yeah. Yeah, the evening. To read, you can't forget.
It's the same guy. He forgot his charger, his book, his glasses.
Normal, you imagine, because we couldn't do it.
C'est vraiment con que tu baisses pas, t'es prêt, quoi.
She's not pretty. She has three legs. Oh, the asshole. No, no. You know the camera before, it's you, it's half of the young people.
It's with hair, I didn't know. Not mine, not all of them.
It was enough to take money and call the surgeon who apparently did a great job on the baby.
It's so good to admit that I didn't tell you something, I'm ugly. At first I was ugly.
It's obvious when you think about it, but I never thought about it like that. Surgery doesn't catch everything. Your ugly face catches it. It's like that. There's a beautiful side to life. It's almost like a Fable de la Fontaine. You replace the cut with a beef and a chicken, I think it's a very nice Fable.
Moment très bizarre hier. Il y a un mec qui s'appelle Alexis 100S qui nous suit sur le podcast, que je remercie, qui a un putain de logiciel de photomontage. And for my podcast Tout est Nul, where I make movies, he took all the movies I made, like Gladiator, and he put me in Gladiator. And my mother told me about artificial intelligence yesterday, and I told her, look at this.
And she's loving it on me, on the photo of Gladiator. I want it. No, no, no, I have a fucking... I'm hyper muscular. She said, but you're beautiful. I said, well, yes, it's not me, actually. I want this girl. She had a trip back to the future. She likes me too much. Already, it's not me, mom.
She wants the photo of me with a body of mental sick gladiator. Already, it's not me. And two, it's weird. Stop measuring my erection.
And you know, I show him the other pictures, and the other pictures, I'm in Osferatu, I'm in Wicked, and he's like, nice, but give me back the gladiator.
J'étais fier de ma troisième et on me met à côté de quelqu'un dont c'est la quinzième.
I remember someone in primary school who was like the handsome guy from CP and the guy has a weird face now. It made me feel good this sentence. I really had that at school.
Mais oui, c'est vrai. Et pardon, mais t'es dans Superman ? Supermal with Manu Payet. Not with Christopher Reeves.
Did you see this video? It was a very stupid thing, but the idea was very good. A guy who put his X-Wing in Lego, a Star Wars ship, but stuck to his drone or his GoPro. And in fact, you have the impression that it's his plan, his journey of the day. It's like it was the pilot who did it. It's completely stupid. He just attached a toy, but it's deadly.
Because in fact, it's like normal life, but as if you were the ship. And everyone said, but in fact, you're a genius, you. Because no one thought about it, but it makes a perfect, magnificent shot, like in a movie.
On the other hand, they have to stop putting that in the movies. In Mufasa, there are shots like that.
And so in the Mufasa live-action film, there are plans of Simba filmed like when you put a GoPro on a dog.
The sacred mother of Mufasa, if I may say so.
So, as usual, my podcasts, my best recommendations, there are plenty, you can choose if you like basketball, if you like football.
Pas mal. Il est bon. C'est Dédoc qui a trouvé ça.
Sinon, Bertrand Blier, je vais être obligé. Hommage pour ceux qui ont... C'est pas forcément les plus... Bon, Les Valseux, ça a mal vieilli. Voilà , on va le dire. C'est très, très mal vieilli. Il y en a pas mal. Et globalement, si vous êtes une femme, je comprendrais que vous trouviez ce cinéma absolument dégueu.
No, but it's not true. I don't think so. I think he made a lot of less well-known films that talk about women, that will talk about women too. But the one who doesn't really have a problem, so I would say a bit of a party outfit that I like, with Michel Blanc.
And the actors especially, if you like the synopsis, that in fact it's only actors at the very beginning of the 2000s who play their own role. And the movie is unequal.
The first 45 minutes of the movie are hilarious for me. And the solution is, there are no women.
Jean-Yann plays the doctor. And he talks about Balasco. I like the actors, because sometimes I just peek like I would watch an episode of a TV series.
There are still a lot of guys who have disappeared since, who make anthology scenes in it.
En vrai, il est Justine. Yes, it's me. So, very mainstream, you know me. I'm going to make you two recos. The first, the musical hate.
J.R. designed the Madame Sarfati, which is the best comedy club in Paris. That's not the cartel.
C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là . C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là . C'est pas eux qui ont fait le film d'horreur, là .
You were summoned at 5 p.m. It's good to have occasions like that, to see each other again. I would like to see the whole team again. Once, I saw Louise and other people from Topito at the cartel. It's good that there are... I'm telling you, if you don't create occasions like that, it's at the funeral that you're going to see each other again. No, but it's true. And mine is coming very soon.
I remind you. And alone. And we have to go to Switzerland. No, but it's... Well done to them for doing that.
Je l'ai tenu jusqu'à la mort de Blié. Là , j'ai bu une bière. J'étais vraiment pas bien. On l'a pas vu venir, en plus. 85 ans. In addition, I often said, what do we care when celebrities are old, you didn't know them, they weren't going to make new films. Well, it still pissed me off.
With these two specials, he reminds us that if he wanted to make the Indians laugh and the guys who take him a little high in comedy, he can do it by being even stronger than them. And he has this thing, which usually pisses me off in comedy, to add a little bit of drama, a little bit of emotion, but he does it super well. It's really the complete humorist Adam Sandler.
So, plutôt caustic. It's what, in my opinion, is the closest to... It's discussions with a podcast. Discussions in two, but the theme, if you like the podcast, it's the one you have. Podcastos. On dessus avec deux autres humoristes, là , c'est plus des débats. Attention, trigger warning, il y a des débats entre gens de gauche et gens de droite.
Il y a Airball, où j'aimerais bien inviter Adrien très bientôt.
Every Monday, we talk about NBA by making jokes. Fucked Up Movies, we tell movies with guests, now more and more, a little weird, with backs.
I almost got the title, but I'm not sure, so I'm not saying it. The first ones are in Lyon, end of February. I'm running in Lyon, because the show isn't quite ready yet, and I don't like Lyon. And we salute you, by the way.
I'm also going to go to Toulouse and Brussels at the Fridge Comedy Club on February 12th. And also in Toulouse, it's going to be announced. It's in March. Follow my Instagram, urbainstandup.com. Also, there are all the dates.
C'est vrai que toi, t'arrives moins à faire la fin.
Mais Madame Sanfetti, c'est un historique. Ça fait longtemps. Et voilà . Mais j'adore jouer au cartel. Et c'est vraiment... Il a bonne presse. Il a bonne presse.
He broke his ass twice. No, so I learned just after, like two days later, I learned that Le Pen, people were crazy and had made one of the aperitifs in the Republic. And then I said to myself, I could have cracked if they had offered me. But suddenly, there, and then after, and after, I... So there, you held on, there. Yeah, and then I drank seven beers. One beer. No, one beer. I drank that one.
But Adrien, what if you tell a crazy audience and we shit on a lot of things? Yes, but things that deserve it!
I really don't think so. But you know why? Because they don't doubt for a second that the Real is a crazy guy who's going to get into science fiction. But that's often the case on the internet. Even me, at my level, when they insult me in the comments, I say, bro, they say, but frankly, I didn't think you'd read it. And they put a second insult on you, but what's your life?
In fact, they insult you because they have an esteem for you.
Okay, this one. And there are people who must have cheated on us. I find that it's almost harder, no one will believe me, It's like what Vendam says about peanuts. You take one and you want 10,000 more.
Like Pringles. Between not taking the first one and not taking the second one, the challenge is harder than not taking the second one, I think. Okay.
It's an alcoholic sentence, but I understand.
We should have the guys who almost never pee put turban on themselves during the whole January. The wet January.
He listened to my podcasts too much and I'm proud.
At the moment, it's my podcasts. It makes me happy. But suddenly, he listened to everything, including an episode of Plutôt Caustique where I tell that I pissed myself on it. That's it.
C'est une petite anecdote là -dessus. Si il y a un endroit où il a raconté, c'est le podcast. Après avoir raconté ça, Clément, mon collègue de Pluto Caustic, m'appelle Peacefrock. Je suis même dans son répertoire, alors que je le connais depuis plus de dix ans, à Peacefrock.
And so he calls me Pissfrock and one day in the street, I'm with my colleagues Franjo and Pierre, and there's a guy who recognizes me as Tocostic, and he says, oh shit, I want my picture with Pula Piss. So already now, we really call each other that, and it's not even the real surname. And the others, Franjo and Pierre, they didn't know the anecdote.
So he just thinks that my fans call me Pulepis. Pulepis, stop! And the context, there's no context, I was in Toulon, I drank too much paint, I couldn't find where my Airbnb was, I crashed at one meter from the toilet.
Exactly, it's the second hardest part. No, but really, after feeling bad about telling this anecdote, I said, go ahead, I opened the Pandora's box, send your private anecdotes in e-mail, and a lot of people have them, it's just that there are people who don't give a fuck about it, and others... And then, wouldn't it be a lot of people from our audience, mostly?
The comedians, I want them to invent things. But if there are people who listen to us who, one day, we told them to write an anecdote for a podcast by email and who invented something to go there and who are still happy that we talked about it, you are shit. Really, your loneliness and your sadness are deserved. And how can you look at yourself in the mirror after doing that?
I hope that there is a guy who recognizes himself in the subway and who will throw himself on the rails.
C'est pour ça que je trouve ça tellement grave que je suis sûr que c'est pas vrai. Tellement grave.
From England, 12 years ago. Or from Brest, a few years ago, where they only did it for three days. It's out, there's a news. The dry weekend. I don't have Brest. The first ones who really did the thing were Bretons. But they, it made them laugh, it was two days.
What I find great about the January drive is that there are either the people who are... We are so into alcohol that we think it's crazy when it's only a month. And the people who are there, but it's crazy. That is to say that there are either people who say, but you're a sick person, don't drink for a month.