The Moth Radio Hour: Menorahs, Presents and Palm Trees - December Holiday Stories

1659.471 - 1687.814 Steve Glickman

When I leave the apartment, I wear sunglasses and a hoodie because I'm incognito. And I leave for only two reasons. To go to the grocery store or to the tanning salon. I love the tanning salon. I love lying on the tanning bed in my Speedo, grooving to my playlist, surrounded by the gentle warmth and humming of the UV lights as they slowly cook my skin to a deep golden brown.