I'm Canceling Christmas Trees

349.21 - 370.067 Matt Walsh

Or if you have a fake tree, you just put off the hassle of taking it down for months until you finally get around to it only because you don't want people judging you when they come over for your 4th of July barbecue. So the whole thing is madness and it must end. We must free ourselves. We must stand up with one voice and refuse to be enslaved to this lunacy. It's gone on for too long.