#2265 - Kurt Metzger

9903.16 - 9925.98 Joe Rogan

I'm not saying this definitely happened. Of course. What I'm saying is this is his story. The thing had giant eyeballs that were twice the size of a human's, and it had such a light-colored skin that he thought that it was suffering from hypothermia. And it was wearing military dress uniform. So it was in a pristine, totally clean uniform, and one of the guys in the car said, hey, he has no ears.