#2212 - Jelly Roll

2354.155 - 2373.181 Jelly Roll

You know what I tell somebody all the time? My new theory is, because my life turned out in such a way I never dreamed, that this is a simulation. And that there is an overweight, nerdy alien that plays me. And that during my... I think about this all the time when I'm high. And that my sleeping hours are like when he's doing his normal stuff, and my waking hours are his two hours a day.