#2205 - Legion of Skanks

10382.801 - 10403.253 Big Jay Oakerson

I had a buddy who hooked up with this girl and she had a crocodile monitor. She had a crocodile monitor in her house. It's a pet. You can keep it as a pet. Wait, what is it? It's a crocodile monitor. It's the creepiest looking lizard that you could buy from an exotic pet store. You could buy them. You could have that. This girl apparently had that. He was like, yo, red flag.