When is the last time BYU was this relevant and who are some of the delightful names that are brought to mind? Then, Chris accidentally made a tragic mistake on a live read, the debate rages on regarding how little Erik Spoelstra slept because of last night's loss, and Tony learns that Kojak was a guy who looked like Dracula and was named "Telly." Plus, the Florida Panthers got into an unbelievable fight last night, Billy and Jeremy disagree over the merit of the College Football Playoff, and Stugotz delivers ANOTHER list of Top 5 QB Names If They Were Jewish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Chapter 1: When was BYU last relevant in college football?
Probably, can I dare say this? I'm going to say, am I going to go back to either Ty Detmer or their undefeated seasons of Steve Young to go back and find Brigham Young teams that might be as good as this one?
I think Steve Young, Ty Detmer, Robbie Bosco, all those teams, right? You have to go back to like the early 80s to find a BYU team that was this good.
What was the last BYU team to win the championship? Was it the undefeated one late 80s vote that won the national championship that was 13-0? Maybe 90s? We will look that up in a second. But Stugatz has another list and we will get to it in a moment. I want to get to the Mike Tyson-Jake Paul fight as well. And there was a fight in hockey last night in the Panthers game that I want to get to.
BYU won it in 1984. I believe it was Ty Detmer.
Nein, nein, Ty Dettmer war danach. Okay. Ja, das ist nicht Ty Dettmer.
Vielleicht Robby Bosco. Ein guter Quarterback-Name, übrigens. Es ist ein guter Quarterback-Name.
Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Is Robby Bosco a great Quarterback-Name? Chris, I was surprised and delighted in the last segment because you did almost effortlessly and proudly a read of a GameTime app, that GameTime ad that was Professionell gemacht, gut aufgeführt und dein Lesen war, zu meiner Überraschung, exzellent. Aber du hast einen tragischen Fehler gemacht.
Ich glaube nicht, dass ich es überstatten kann. Du kannst kein Ad machen, in dem du die Informationen falsch bekommst, worauf jemand seine Steuern zahlen kann. Du hast jetzt falsches Advertisement gemacht, indem du etwas lest, das ich glaube, du hast gut gelesen, in der schlimmsten Weise, wie du es lestest. Es wäre besser, wenn du darüber stürzt.
Dann hast du den Leuten während eines Live-Reads gesagt, dass sie mehr von einem Discount bekommen, als von dem, was du veröffentlicht hast.
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Chapter 2: What mistake did Chris make during the live read?
But not as huge as 20% off.
It honestly depends on how cheap the tickets are. So, I don't know. But it was a mistake by me. Use code DAN for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Download the GameTime app. And we remind you, Tony, what time is it? GameTime. Is that gonna haunt you forever? I'm like Spoh. I'm like Billy, how Billy thinks Spoh is. I'm good.
Yeah, you'll be fine. Yes, that's right. That is why you're not as excellent at coaching as Eric Spoh is.
He's won two titles. Get over it. Should have won four. We digress. You're not wrong. You're a promised eight.
And you're not wrong either. Yes. Eric Spoelstra sollte sich leise und verabschieden machen, in einer Art und Weise, die für sich humane, kind und dezent ist, basierend auf einem Leben langer Erfolg. Das wird er nicht sein. Das ist nicht die Art und Weise, wie dieser Mensch gebaut wird.
Ich meine, sie werden dieses Jahr viele Spiele verlieren. Warum lassen sie diesen Spiel denjenigen sein, der sie beschädigt?
Billy, du hast recht als Lebenscoach, als Therapist, als Philosoph. Du bist korrekt, wenn du versuchst, Eric Spoelstra zu glücklich zu führen. To sanity. But it's not how he wins championships.
It's a cop-out. He's gonna be like, well, the season fell apart because of this. It's like, no, it's all the other losses, bud. You should have been a better coach all those other games, too. Not just the one loss. It wasn't the timeout that derailed this season. I'm a little confused. Jimmy playing 40 games this year.
I'm confused why Billy's confused about this. He rarely is the reason that they lose. This was him. It's on him, yes. If you believe in coaching, he's always the reason they lose. That's the difference in other losses.
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Chapter 3: How did Erik Spoelstra's team perform last night?
And he's done a lot of winning. Because there's so much misery around the way that these people care that makes winning feel like a relief sometimes instead of a joy. Eric Spolstra learned at Riley's knee and has had so much success that he...
He'll brawl with Riley in a way that is healthy and the way that you might think of a father and son arguing because of what we're talking about here, where Eric Spolster knows no other basketball life other than working under that man. And that man knows you cost them the game last night.
Like in a way that is a real suffering for these guys who care about can I get this guy this much of an advantage so he could be a better player. It's not even that Spohr minds the televised embarrassment. It's not even... dass er sich sehr um seinen Job kümmern muss.
Er muss in das Zimmer gehen, in dem die Jungs ihren Körper für den Zweck geben und sagen, ich sage euch immer, dass ihr besser seid und ich bin derjenige, der amateure Brainfart am Ende hat. Das schmerzt ihn am meisten mit seinen Spielern und Co-Arbeitern, weil er das heute einzigartig in das Gebäude gebracht hat.
Einzigartig?
Bam kostet ihn das Spiel gestern. Yeah. What do you imagine the conversation was like after the game with Spoh and Riley? Yeah. What do you imagine?
Riley probably knows how much he's going to wear, right? And takes it easy on him?
I assume they don't talk at all after that. And I would further assume that if... If Riley dares to talk to him, it's to offer him comfort and support because as a coach he would know how bad that would feel. I'm telling you, there's not a worse feeling than that one for a coach anywhere in sports.
Like it's not losing a championship, it's single-handedly being responsible for betraying the guys who count on you when they count on you to give them a second chance.
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Chapter 4: What was the talk about the Florida Panthers fight?
Du hast ein Spiel wie dieses, in dem du von den Pistons aus dem Gebäude verletzt wurdest, früh in der Spielzeit. Du gehst allthein zurück. Tyler Hero hat eines dieser Typen von Spielen, die dich zurücknehmen. Sie kommen in den Overtime. Tyler schießt einen Go-Ahead-Bucket mit zwei Sekunden übrig. Und nur aus der Frustration und der Verwirrung, wie ein Spiel passiert, verliert Spoh seinen Kopf.
Und nicht nur, er ruft die Zeitung an, oh, es passiert nicht, sie bekommen einen Techniker. Mit der Regel, dass sie den Ball zurückbekommen. Das endet das Spiel. Also könnte es ein Spiel sein, das Double-Overtime geht. Tyler führt ihn zurück, du fühlst dich großartig. Du bist auf einem 6-Spiel-Roadtrip, wo du jetzt zu 5-5 kommst. Mit Back-to-Back-Games gegen Indiana.
Du fühlst dich so viel besser, als du es am Anfang dieses Jahres warst, wo Dinge seltsam waren. Und jetzt endet das Spiel mit einem Verlust, trotz all der guten Dinge, die man davon nehmen kann. Das sind die Typen von Spielen, die die Coachs am Abend aufhalten.
Ich denke, dass alles, was Billy sagt, völlig sinnvoll ist. Und ich denke, was Eric Spolster für ein Leben tut, ist es nicht. And the way that it has to be approached is not. Like, Billy is absolutely saying, come on, Coach, have some perspective. And I'm sitting here thinking to myself, maybe the Derek White game felt that bad because of the stakes involved, who you're playing.
Different for Spoh though, because that wasn't necessarily 100% his move. This is one of the only times in basketball where a coach can make a move that directly costs their team the game or at least the opportunity to win the game, because it would have just Das ist nicht das, was wir brauchen.
Wir brauchen jetzt mehr als jemals, um Spoh zu sein, um gegen die Pacers zu sein.
I would actually like to have you lead us into a lighter, more joyful tomorrow by being the life coach. I know you're trying. And I would say that there is great learning to be done in the wisdom that you are presently giving Eric Spolster, who I'm sure is listening to this show right now. Probably not.
Because he wants to consume every single thing today that's being said about an intergalactic brain fart.
Ich würde ihm sagen, nicht heute zu hören. Coach, wenn du jetzt hörst, schalte es auf. Ich meine, setz es auf Mute. Wir wollen nicht, dass unsere Ratings beeinflusst werden. Aber setz es auf Mute und geh weg. Aber nicht heute zu hören.
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Chapter 5: What are the arguments about the College Football Playoff?
Nein, es war ein Freund. Wir sind Freunde. Du hast es nicht gesagt. Take a mental health day.
That's unfortunate. Terry what? It is Kojak and his name is Telly. Telly, not Terry.
He looks kind of like Pitbull.
Telly Savalas. He looks like Dana White.
Yeah, silent T on the last name.
Bezos kind of. Go ahead. Yes, it's just another bald guy. The keeper for Atlanta FC that got caught in the net.
Just anybody.
Guzman. Yes, anybody. Pinhead from Hellraiser, go ahead video, find Telly Savalas for us, Kojak. Kojak was of a time that was so cool, Tony, you guys wouldn't even understand that he was a detective who solved cases and he did it while sucking on a lollipop. How's that? Cool. How's that? And he was bald.
And America loved him because he solved stuff while bald and he would say things like, who loves you, baby?
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Chapter 6: What is Stugotz's list of Top 5 QB Names If They Were Jewish?
This guy was born in 1922. Agreed, but it's the last time that I can remember someone... He looks like Dracula. He does look like Bela Lugosi. And I love that the photo they're using is black and white, as if Kojak wasn't on television that had color.
The first episode was in 1973.
Who else would use the phrase baby famously at the end of a sentence, though?
Austin Powers.
Okay, that would have been... Yes, thank you. But he does say it facetiously. Well, no, I guess he does try and say it cool the same way that Telly did. Old Telly did.
Telly Tavares.
I am right now a child. I'm on the floor as a child. I'm a six-year-old watching this because my dad loves it. And Kojak was the coolest back then. Oh man, you gotta keep it the way that it was. You can't make that Telly. That name, his actual name is better than Telly. It's cooler than Telly. I like Telly. I like Telly too, but how do you spell what you're saying there? Aristotle what?
It's like Aristotle and then L-I-S at the end. A-R-I-S-T-O-T-E-L-I-S. Aristoteles.
Aristoteles or Aristoteles? I like that. That's pretty strong.
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