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12 Days Of TCB: Poem Time For Lovers

709.878 - 738.431 Bryan Green

Trump helicopter will pick you up and fly you back to a New York City skyscraper. There you'll have your ass wiped with only the finest cotton sheets. 500 thread count. Yeah. Ritz Carlson cruises. You press a button in the bathroom and it goes, poo-poo. Or pee-pee. Someone comes running in and they dab your penis. If you pee-pee, they go, ping-ping. Clean the seat.

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