12 Days Of TCB: Christmas Trauma (And Birds)

860.382 - 885.014 Bryan Green

And usually poop or pee is the first thing I go to because I'm a three-year-old in my mind. So one of my kids goes to the bathroom. He uses the restroom. He comes out of the restroom, and I go, oh, number one or number two? And he's like, oh, it's number two. I go, oh, okay. So he starts singing Last Christmas. I go, last Christmas I made a big poo, but the very next day you flushed it away.