Day 33: Locusts, Darkness, and Death of the Firstborn (2025)

1401.702 - 1423.001 Karen Kilgariff

When Jen found out that my parents and some other relatives would not be attending largely because of safety, but also because we all had long since fulfilled our familial wedding duties, she wrote us all an email explaining how none of her three divorces were her fault. And then in parentheses it says, not true. Yeah. And then number four would be different. Parentheses. It wasn't.