313 | Phantasy Star with Rich Lescouflair | D&D Direct Recap

975.772 - 995.604 Russ “Morrus” Morrissey

I know which one of those I'd want to be. Ooh, is this based on skin tone or based on coolness? Well, if you're a skeleton, you've got no flesh. That's true. If you're a ghost, you can't touch anything. If you're a zombie, you're just walking around and rotting. And if you're a vampire, you just look cool and dramatic. So vampire wins every time, surely? I would argue that you suck, but...