#402 – Michael Malice: Thanksgiving Pirate Special

1562.259 - 1586.33 Michael Malice

And I remember I saw him once in LA and the girl ahead of me, at the table ahead of me was with her boyfriend, this basic chick, pumpkin spice. She turns to him and she goes, what is this? And I remember the first time he was on Jimmy Kimmel, and he tells one of his jokes, and he was like, why does E.T. like Reese's Pieces so much? Well, that's what sperm tastes like on his home planet.