Die Bibel ist ein schwaches Buch

3644.338 - 3668.354 Jan Böhmermann

Well, you have to as a criminal, just like you as a mother and as a father, you also have to think about the Instagrammability of your children. You can't just call your children Klaus or Roman or Stephanie. They all have to have names that have interesting acronyms. They have to be sellable. You have to be able to present that in an Instagram post. The same goes for criminals.