Behind the Bastards Presents: Weird Little Guys

750.783 - 772.901 Molly Conger

I went as far as to track his family tree all the way back to Ireland, giving him the benefit of the doubt that maybe there's a shell hammer in there somewhere. I didn't find one. It's possible that I started mixing up my Martha's, Mary's, John's, and Francis's by the time I was cross-referencing marriage records from the 1870s, but He probably just made it up. He does a lot of that.