606: A Decade of Half-Presses

2470.815 - 2494.97 Marco Arment

I just... Maybe I'm too East Coast for this, but give me a f***ing line to stand in and give me... Have the person that's helping me run their a** to the back and go find my stuff. Like... I don't think this is that difficult. Why does it have to be so synthetically fancy? Like, if you're going to have it be fancy, make it be fancy. This wasn't fancy. This was the illusion of fancy.