Spencer
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CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
What the hell do you all want?
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
Dude, I have no fucking idea.
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
What the hell are you doing?
CreepCast
My Crew And I Are Stuck Aboard An Abandoned Ship | Creep Cast
No. No, I don't want to leave. Not after meeting Diana. I want to stay.
Morbid
Episode 629: “Weirdos’ Audiobook Club” presented by Audible – Blue Beard with Special Guest, Spencer Henry From Cult Liter
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Episode 629: “Weirdos’ Audiobook Club” presented by Audible – Blue Beard with Special Guest, Spencer Henry From Cult Liter
And I'm Spencer.
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Episode 629: “Weirdos’ Audiobook Club” presented by Audible – Blue Beard with Special Guest, Spencer Henry From Cult Liter
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The Planet Reigate Podcast
55: Stories from Run Reigate runners as they crossed the finish line, the big Redhill Arts Takeover week… and more
I have just run and walked the 10K. Thank you very much. It was fantastic. It's great to see so many people out in our park, in our town, and it really is one of the highlights of the year for me, to be honest. Reigate Business Guild support Dave Kelly and Run Reigate every single year, and we love this event.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
55: Stories from Run Reigate runners as they crossed the finish line, the big Redhill Arts Takeover week… and more
To see the roads close and everybody enjoying it, lining the streets, cheering everybody on, it just brings a smile to our face, to be honest.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
55: Stories from Run Reigate runners as they crossed the finish line, the big Redhill Arts Takeover week… and more
Brilliant. That's how they bring the whole community into this event. It's not just about taking over the park or taking over the roads.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
55: Stories from Run Reigate runners as they crossed the finish line, the big Redhill Arts Takeover week… and more
everybody gets to be a part of it if they want to get involved and that's what we'll say to businesses next year let's keep it going and get involved next year as well now it may be the Reigate Business Guild however run Reigate or supporting local charities as well which I know you do too that's also very important we support renewed hope this year and evolve housing and support being a planning and architectural practice at WS we really want to support the homeless in our areas and raise awareness for the difficulties out there so we're very lucky to be able to run this race and let's do our best to help them
The Planet Reigate Podcast
40: The Reigate Summer Festival weekend and a look ahead to 10k day... and more
We are thrilled to support Reigate Summer Festival and we want as many people as possible to take part. Come and find out what Reigate's got to offer and we look forward to welcoming you and getting your support. With Reigate Business Guild, keen to support all different facets of the local community in what we do.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
40: The Reigate Summer Festival weekend and a look ahead to 10k day... and more
Very, very supportive of the sports, social clubs, the arts, everything really that makes this town such a unique and special place. We have the opportunity to create something really exciting for the town. I think we're going to end up with probably 30 different events happening on each day over that long weekend.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
40: The Reigate Summer Festival weekend and a look ahead to 10k day... and more
It's not just focused on one particular place, which I think makes it more inclusive. Obviously, the main stage and the tunnel will be host to a lot of music acts throughout the day. And we've got the old town hall, which will be... hosting all kinds of art exhibitions. The library are involved. The cinema have allowed the team to take over.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
40: The Reigate Summer Festival weekend and a look ahead to 10k day... and more
Community Centre, which is a fantastic resource for our local community. Musicians and talented artists and writers, authors, dancers, to bring them all together and give them that platform, really. During the weekend, you won't be able to come into Reigate without knowing that there's a special event taking place. I think having a summer event is superb.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
40: The Reigate Summer Festival weekend and a look ahead to 10k day... and more
And to have something where all ages can come into the town, Visitors from anywhere can come in and see some exciting entertainment, listen to some music or hear a recital or watch a film and find venues really that they didn't know existed. Really looking forward to it.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
around the back yes it is yeah so quite a few of these buildings obviously were obviously there as part of the original development and it's always intrigued us moving into pool house just what existed underneath it was fantastic to to learn a little bit more about the history so let's go and have a little wander down around the back and we will uh we'll have a closer look we're coming around the back of ws planning and architecture spencer is opening up the gates
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
The lights are coming on now, and there's a ramp down into the basement. Oh, nice.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
And along the side, you'll see the original hand rails, the concrete hand rails here for the actual pool itself. So this is the walk down into the pool. Well, this may have been added at a later date in order to be able to get out and use this as a storage area. But you can clearly see that this is the original sides of the pool. Just watch your step.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
Several different rooms that they created. So rather than filling in the entire basement and building on top, they built up the walls inside to allow for storage. And you'll see in here... Six foot nine on the side of the wall shows you the depth of the original pool.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
It does have a pump. It does flood every now and then. We've got a stream at the back, so I guess it does hit the water table at some point. But no, it's an unusual space and not something that people get to see very often when you cover up the old... buildings in town.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
One of the central rooms now, again, you can see that original wall that they, you know, it would have been a large space to actually fill in this void. So they obviously just realised that it's more, probably more cost effective to build the internal walls and retain most of that original structure.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
But it also... I think they may have used it as a firing range. So we can hear the offices above. Yes, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, we'd better not linger too long down here, otherwise... Keep talking so I don't pick up their conversation. No, no, no. But it's been used for a mix of different uses down here over time, and like I say, it's always intrigued us ever since we came in.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
So all the buildings on the periphery are those original, and they're shown in those photographs that you shared with us. Right. So the changing rooms are now converted into store buildings, which is, again, another bit of history that's still there, but really, to those who wander by, wouldn't really understand what was there before.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
I moved into Reigate and started working for Brian 25 years ago, but we didn't move in until sort of three or so years ago here. And obviously we're shown down here and thought it was incredible when we saw it really, to be honest, it's quite unusual. And everyone wondered why Paul House or why the name. And obviously that just sort of put two and two together, really. It was a nice revelation.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
And again, followed up with the email from you as well, which provided some of those photographs as well. So we've got a nice little bit of history collected. Well, there you go. Well, again, it's just a little bit.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
Yes, yes, it would have come in afterwards.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
Perfect. So these were original... These were original buildings on the outside, so you can see the entrances here.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
The sense of the curve here of the building that was built around the edge of the pool would have gone in that direction. some way, under the building, possibly under the road as well.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
They were certainly in the photographs of that that we've got on file.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
Yeah, it certainly does. We are really proud to be based in Reigate. And funnily enough, our other offshoot in Croydon is in number one Croydon, which is an iconic, known as the 50 pence piece building next to East Croydon Station. So being an architectural, planning an architectural practice in these buildings really does
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
provide a little bit of inspiration and certainly the heritage as well, looking at the history, looking at the way the town was shaped before we arrived and how it moves forward is always interesting.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
Yeah, absolutely. We've really enjoyed working on the Pilgrim Brewery application. Again, it is part of that evolution. We've worked on hundreds, possibly thousands of applications in the last 25, 32 years, actually, that the company has been in operation in Reigate.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
So, again, that gives us a unique perspective of how the town has changed over that time and how best to obviously help our clients succeed with their planning applications.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
Reigate and Banstead have a fantastic economic prosperity team. They are open to ideas, and they do want to see the best for the town and for the borough, to be honest. And obviously putting the best case forward is always going to help your applications, but the council are forward-thinking. They do want to see positive change, and again, that's why we've prospered so long in Reigate Town Centre.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
Thank you. Thank you so much. Was the road actually put in with it next door, or did the road come after?
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69a: *Extra Episode - The (Full) Story Of Bancroft Road, Reigate
We can let you get on. Thank you. All the best. Thank you so much.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
Yeah absolutely we've really enjoyed working on the Pilgrim Brewery application Again, it is part of that evolution. We've worked on hundreds, possibly thousands of applications in the last 25, 32 years actually that the company has been in operation in Reigate.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
So again, that gives us a unique perspective of how the town has changed over that time and how best to obviously help our clients succeed with their planning applications.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
Reigate and Banstead have a fantastic economic prosperity team. They are open to ideas, and they do want to see the best for the town and for the borough, to be honest. And obviously putting the best case forward is always going to help your applications, but the council are forward-thinking. They do want to see positive change, and again, that's why we've prospered so long in Reigate Town Centre.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
Thank you.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
Was the road actually put in with it next door, or did the road come after?
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
We can let you get on. Thank you. All the best.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
around the back yes it is yeah so quite a few of these buildings obviously were obviously there as part of the original development and it's always intrigued us moving into pool house just what existed underneath it was fantastic to to learn a little bit more about the history so let's go and have a little wander down around the back and we will uh we'll have a closer look so coming around the back of ws planning and architecture spencer is opening up the gates
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
The lights are coming on now and there's a ramp down into the basement. All right.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
And along the side, you'll see the original hand rails, the concrete hand rails here for the actual pool itself. So this is the walk down into the pool. Well, this may have been added at a later date in order to be able to get out and use this as a storage area. But you can clearly see that this is the original sides of the pool. Just watch your step.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
Several different rooms that they created. So rather than filling in the entire basement and building on top, they built up the walls inside to allow for storage. And you'll see in here... Six foot nine on the side of the wall shows you the depth of the original pool.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
It does have a pump. It does flood every now and then. We've got a stream at the back, so I guess it does hit the water table at some point. But, no, it's an unusual space and not something that people get to sort of see very often when you cover up the old... buildings in town.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
Reigate it did have a swimming bath of course up top of Tunnell Road you know just opposite the council buildings but this was this was something rather different more of a Lido and one of the central rooms now again you can see that original wall that they you know it would have been a large space to actually fill in this void so they obviously just realised that it's more probably more cost effective to to build the internal walls and retain most of that original structure.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
But it also... I think they may have used it as a firing range. So we can hear the offices above. Yes, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, we'd better not linger too long down here, otherwise... Keep talking so I don't pick up their conversation. No, no. But it's been used for a mix of different uses down here over time. And like I say, it's always intrigued us ever since we came in.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
So all the buildings on the periphery are those original, and they're shown in those photographs that you shared with us. Right. So the changing rooms are now converted into store buildings, which is, again, another bit of history that's still there. But really, to those who wander by, wouldn't really understand what was there before.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
I moved into Reigate and started working for Brian 25 years ago, but we didn't move in until sort of three or so years ago here. And obviously we're shown down here and thought it was incredible when we saw it really, to be honest, it's quite unusual. And everyone wondered why Paul House or why the name. And obviously that just sort of put two and two together, really. It was a nice revelation.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
And again, followed up with the email from you as well, which provided some of those photographs as well. So we've got a nice little bit of history collected. Well, there you go. It's just a little bit.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
Yes, yes, it would have come in afterwards.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
So these were original buildings on the outside, so you can see the entrances here. And...
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
The sense of the curve here of the building that was built around the edge of the pool would have gone in that direction some way, under the building, possibly under the road as well.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
They were certainly in the photographs of that that we've got on file.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
Yeah, it certainly does. We are really proud to be based in Reigate. Funnily enough, our other offshoot in Croydon is in No. 1 Croydon, which is an iconic... known as the 50 pence a piece building next to East Croydon Station. So planning an architectural practice in these buildings really does.
The Planet Reigate Podcast
69: 4/4 - The story of Bancroft Road, Reigate 4 - behind the scenes at the abandoned swimming pool
provide a little bit of inspiration and certainly the heritage as well looking at the history looking at the way the town was shaped before we arrived and how it moves forward is always interesting.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
I am. I've been waiting. Let's go. I've been having my moment. I feel like I have a lot of opinions I'd like to share.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
I literally every time I see that you like upload a YouTube video that I'm in, I immediately run to the comment section and I'm like, Are people agreeing with me? And 9 out of 10 times, people are.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
tv shows if anyone's casting yes please hi my name is spencer hunt i um have a plethora of characters i can provide i um do you want to do one quick i'm so curious i'm just talking out of my ass
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Oh, are there any like comments under it? There's a couple. Got it. Got it.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
I think so attached would be like if I were to carry around the urn to the store, to the bank, and bring it everywhere with me. I don't see a problem with the way people mourn over an animal. Has he ever had an animal before? It takes a while, especially if that's her first dog on her own. And also, who the hell are you? Why are you telling her whether or not she can bring the urn, first of all?
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Second of all... It doesn't really affect you whatsoever like who the hell cares if she's saying good night to an urn before she goes to sleep like how is that affecting you in any way shape or form it kind of to me sounds like you're nitpicking and you're finding a problem for something that really is not a problem at all so yeah I do think you're the asshole.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
I also – She's doing it. Kudos to her, too, for being – for saying – or, like, I guess the way she framed it when she said, I'm not going because I'm choosing me over you treating me this way.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Because that is – like, that's so – I think he's upset that she set a boundary. That's what it sounds like to me. She set a boundary. She said, hey, like, you are not to tell me how I'm supposed to mourn. Everybody mourns differently. Yeah. Maybe have a little empathy. Like, that's how I feel.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Like, it is not hard to understand where she's coming from when you look at it from an empathetic standpoint. And I feel like her saying, hey, the way you even approach this, saying that it's weird and it makes you uncomfortable, like, that's fine. If it makes you uncomfortable, but don't call me weird for it. One. And two, maybe approach it differently. Like you're seeing I'm packing my bag.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
You're seeing that I already put it in there. Like why instead of judging me, maybe try to level with me because it seems like he didn't really try to level with her in any way and say like, hey, do you think this and the third or is there any compromise we can make? He literally was like, no, don't bring it.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Yeah, I think if I were to approach it in any way, I'd probably be like, do you think it would be feasible for me to get you, like, even a small vial? Yeah. Like, even if you got a little vial, sprinkled some of your dog's ashes in there, even... I know people... You can get like a vile necklace.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
And just like he's like, hey, I know the trip is coming this weekend. I understand that you love your dog. And I'm, again, so sorry for your loss. However, do you think it would be more feasible on this trip instead of taking the entire urn if you put it in this necklace I got you? That way it comes across as like, hey, I'm giving you a gift.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
And it's like a compromise versus a whole like in your face. Don't do it. Like, don't bring it. I'm uncomfortable.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Better at all? You just said she had... That did nothing for me.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Imagine you take care of a dog that you rescued for years. You take care of this dog, take it on as your own. Pets are like family. Like, if anything were to ever happen to my cats, please, I'm not joking, put me down. Like...
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
see if it's fake or not but i did see online that someone said that a doctor um like created this like vaccine for cats to help them live longer uh-huh and i was like i've been seeing something about that but uh oldest cat ever recorded was named cream puff lived to be 38 years and three days old See, here's my thing. How many surgeries did Cream Puff have to have?
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Especially if you're a rescue animal. Yeah. I feel like when you have a rescue, depending on when you get that rescue animal, like, for example, I have a or I had a cat named Cedar. He passed away this past year in New Jersey. But when we first got him was the most.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
violent cat i think i had ever encountered in my life you would walk past him he would hiss at you um i remember one day i came home from school and i put my book bag down and i guess when i put it down the sound scared him and he jumped and clawed into my back and i screamed and twisted my back like i twisted and turned and he flew into our like the blinds in the window oh my god
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
But here's the thing. He immediately came up to me and started purring against my leg.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
I think that's when he realized like, oh, like, first of all, this is your domain. Second of all, I hurt you. And I think when it comes to especially like rescue animals, depending on the environment they grew up in, if they were abused or if they were neglected, it takes a really – It's like you're putting in 10 times more effort to build a connection.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
And once that connection is there, I feel like it's really strong. As strong as it would be if you had a puppy or had that dog since it was a puppy. So trying to downplay her connection with the dog by saying, oh, she got it as a rescue. It was older anyways. Like, I'm sorry, sir. That doesn't matter. Like, you actually sound even more like an asshole to me.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
I was because I'm thinking when I think about it, at least also like I don't know if they do this with dogs, too. But if she's really sentimental, she could also my mom. Thank you, mom. Love you. Got me cedar. When cats die, they do like a clay paw print. So I have his paw print in my apartment, in my living room. And that's like my little like, oh, it's theater.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
And I think even like going around, like maybe even that route, if she has that. But again, maybe she doesn't like it because like the resin is covering the ashes. And I would say, like, maybe she feels more connected because the urn straight up ashes.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
And then there's not, like, resin poured all over it. So maybe having, like, a tiny vial around her neck, that would feel more comfortable because.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Good for her. A queen. I love her. She set her boundary very clearly. Mm-hmm. And you know what? And I think that that's something everybody can learn from. Like, you need to set up boundaries, and when people break them, you really need to put your foot down. And the fact, again, I think what really, like, hammered that nail into the coffin, she knows he went.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Yeah. Like, you... So not only did you... insult me by saying that me having my dog's ashes and being attached to those ashes is weird. But then you went on the trip and, Also, it took you going on a trip and going on a Reddit thread to figure out what you did was wrong.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
I'm glad you know you're the asshole, but also it should not take you going on a Reddit thread and then going on a trip and then coming back. It should have not taken you that long to realize what you did was not okay.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Like, that's what you're concerned about looking at an urn. First of all, why would you look at an urn at... First of all...
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
If you don't want to look at it, one, no offense, don't look at it. Two, it's not like you're looking at a dead dog corpse. It's an urn. Grow up. Like literally grow up. It is an urn. Look at it and be like, oh, a cute vase. Like you can literally reframe it in your mind to be like, oh, that's a really cute hotel decor and not an urn full of ashes. That's on you.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
A lesson he hopefully will learn from. I think it's done. Yeah, period. Good for you, girl.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
No, but your boyfriend's a bitch. Your boyfriend's a little bitch. That's what I will say. That's what your boyfriend sounds like. I'm sorry. He licked your donut. It's covered in sugar. After you lick a donut covered in sugar, it's going to be sticky. He licked the entire thing, handed it to you. It's not like he went like – it's not like he did like a little dab on his tongue.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
He licked all the sugar off the donut and then handed it back to you and said, here you go. Bitch, I'd say no too. I think that's nasty. And yeah, I'm making out you're swapping saliva, but I'm not about to eat something that you just tore up with your tongue, weirdo. Weirdo. Tore up with your tongue. That made me mad. He's a little bitch.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
And the fact that he's being all quiet and not talking to you and, oh, I can't believe you wouldn't eat a donut that I just literally licked with my entire nasty tongue. Tell him to go fuck himself.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
It's also not something that had to happen. No. Just like he chose to lick the entire donut that you were about to consume, you chose not to eat it. I don't see anything wrong with that.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
The only thing you should be licking and eating is this cooter mama. The only thing you should be licking and eating is this box. The only thing you should be licking and eating is this tight little poom poom I got down here. So, sorry I don't want to eat your nasty donut. The only donut you need to be eating is the donut I got down here, babe. And you know what I'm talking about.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
You know what I'm talking about. You can eat that donut. Yeah, I have no problem with you licking up that box. That box of donuts. That nice, clean, tight box of donuts. Anything else? You're going to hand me an actual donut that you just licked up, slathered all over? Please get a grip.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Yeah. By the way, you did not ruin anything, ma'am. He ruined it. Like, he really ruined the evening. He, again, is a little bitch.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
No, it's giving like he's gaslighting you. Yeah, he's making you feel bad for something that's normal.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
It was his birthday? Oh, I didn't really give a shit about that.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
It was really never that deep. Again, this is why I'm telling you, girl, you're dating a little bitch.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Babe, I think you, unlike the last M of the Asshole we read, I think you dodged a bullet. I think you 100% dodged a bullet.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Girl, stand up. I don't. Get your belly off the floor and stand up now.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
I really hope you guys break up. Why are you dating a bitch? Sorry, I can't get over it.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Take a shot every time Spencer calls his random man bitch. You're drunk.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Yeah, you'd actually get probably obliterated. I just start saying, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Everyone's throwing back shots now, huh?
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Guys, you are going to love Two Hot Takes because I love Two Hot Takes. And if I love it, you got to love it because I'm objectively... Actually, yeah, I'm objectively correct.
Two Hot Takes
206: Chaos as Usual..
Oh, find me a Spensois. That's S-P-E-N-C-E-W-U-A-H. Everywhere. Everywhere. Except Snapchat. Snapchat, there's an M, but there's like an M in the middle. It's Spensois. But you shouldn't have a problem finding me there because I'm verified.