Southern Charm Character
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Where it's like, beta, you beta motherfucker. Hey, Austin, how about you stop being such a pussy? How about that, Austin?
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
But now Madison treats me like her GVF. That means gay best friend.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
He's like, if you took the relationship out of it, we could have been hanging out years ago.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Okay, if I came all the way out here to sit with your saliva, I want to hear all the good tea.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
What do you think of our friendship?
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
All right, what else? What else you got? What else you got, beta? That was some beta gossip. Give me some alpha shit.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
He's like, well, we left out Hunky Dory, but I don't want to play this little game anymore, so forth and so on.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
And she's like, oh, you know what? Just like middle finger up. You know what? Listen, Austin, look at you. You've got everything. You've got a shirt to wear every day of your life. You've got some 20-year-old girl who don't live here. You've got some kind of job nobody really understands. I mean, look at you, epitome of happiness.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
I didn't even know we were broken up. She never once told me that she didn't want to get married. I bought her a ring. We were on our way to Paris.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
She's like... H-E...
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
You just see the mullet lady come and drag Craig away to the elevator.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Why are you waiting? Is it your decision?
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Or is it because Evil Peach is making you not have children? Baby killer!
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
And so we got off and she goes, let me show you a secret. It's the elevator.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
And he's like, all right. All right.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
But I don't do that kind of shit. So I'm not going to shut my mouth.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
So Shep enters, and you're like, oh, gosh, look at Bob Evans over here, gosh.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
I don't care. I love this. I totally love not having a family or being married.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
like, am I invited to the wedding?
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Glinda's like, don't forget about the elevator.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
And that brings us to the end of Southern Tron.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt. Dana see, Dana do. We never miss her call, it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas, she don't miss no trick-a-less.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Hava Nagila Weber.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Kristen the Piston Anderson. Get a bee in your bonnet with Lacey Bee. Rigging the funk, it's Leslie Plunkett. She gets an A from us, it's Lindsay Dee. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino. Fresh as a daisy, it's Maisie McHenry. We love her on the rocks, it's Melissa Cox. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the Berg.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
The Bay Area Betches, Betches. And our super premium sponsors.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Let's get real with Caitlin O'Neil. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper. Can't have a meal without the Emily Sides. Who, what, why, where, and Gwen Pentland. It's our queen. It's Queen Laifa.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Previously on Southern Charm, an aging Peter Pan with wooden teeth pretended to be a good person so Twitter would stop making him cry like a little beta.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
The Incredible Edible Matthew Sisters. She eases our woes, it's Melissa St. Rose.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
She ain't no shrinkin' Violet Couture. We love you guys.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
So I'm an adult, but also a little boy. Grrsh!
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Craig! You don't even hang out with this anymore, Craig! God, it's insane right now, Craig!
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Meanwhile, Craig kept vowing to marry a chicken. The South can be a sick place, y'all.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
May I interrupt this party to give the majestic Miss Patricia a cane?
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Well, I never. He just called Patricia a bitch, everybody.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
I did not. I would never mistreat a woman.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Taylor, your boyfriend is a man whore.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Taylor, you deserve a committed relationship with a real short man.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Yeah, like the one I have with the 20 year old.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Oh gosh, or the one that I have with the 20 year old.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Now who's the bitch? And scene.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Rudy Royale Chicken and Cocktails. So say, hey, hey, welcome home, welcome home. I got us some oyster shooters this time. All right, well, I've never had this before.
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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Literal streams of oyster gum.