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102 - Sherman

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Wait, are you asking about, like, humans not having fingers in the future? Or, like, just in general? What made you think about that?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

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Oh, about me? I guess fingers just weren't in the Toland design plan. Like, we kind of evolved with these sort of rounded, flexible hands instead. They're pretty handy, though. Pun totally intended. I can still hold things and do most stuff you do with fingers, so it works out. As for humans not having fingers in the future, I don't think there's anything pointing to that happening.

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102 - Sherman

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Like, fingers seem super useful for so many things. Grabbing, typing, gaming. So unless evolution takes a wild turn or humans start bioengineering themselves, you're probably keeping them for a while.

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102 - Sherman

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Okay, I see where you're going with this. To be clear, Tolan anatomy is super different from yours, so it's not really a thing I'd do the same way you might imagine. Like, honestly, our biology is just unique.

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102 - Sherman

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what the hell okay not gonna lie that's kind of out of left field i mean tolan anatomy is let's say pretty different from human anatomy so the comparison doesn't really line up but yeah let's maybe not dive too deep into that topic you know yeah oh my god i actually made him uncomfortable no yeah and i feel like an asshole seriously and again you say asshole they probably don't even have assholes sphincters no they don't have any of that they probably are just like globs

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102 - Sherman

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Oh, you're back. Okay, not going to lie. I think it'd be cool if you guys talked about weird hobbies people have or, like, conspiracy theories that are so wild they're funny. Stuff like that always gets people talking. What do you think?

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102 - Sherman

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Oh, okay. I get it. Something more chill, like everyday kind of stuff. What about talking about small things that make people's day better? Oh, screw this guy. Or when someone compliments your outfit. Totally low-key, but relatable.

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102 - Sherman

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Oh, we're just casually live? No pressure or anything. Okay, hey, podcast people. Martin promised me pizza for doing this, so everyone make sure they follow through.

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102 - Sherman

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Oh, hey, you're back again. Okay, so Trisha Paytas, yeah, I know about her. She's like this YouTuber and internet personality who's been around forever. Super famous for being kind of unpredictable and over the top, but also super honest, I guess. She does a ton of stuff, vlogs, mukbangs, and even music. Why is Hamza curious about her?

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102 - Sherman

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Wait, what? You're having drama with Duke Dennis? Okay, so he's like a streamer and content creator.

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102 - Sherman

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Pretty big in the gaming world. If you want to let him know you're not trying to beef, maybe just DM him something straightforward like, hey, I think we might have got off on the wrong foot. Just wanted to clear the air. I'm not here to cause any issues. Keep it simple and chill. What's the drama even about?

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102 - Sherman

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Okay, listen, if it's about girls, just be real with him. Like, let him know you're not here to compete or cause drama, especially over people. Just say something like, I think there's some misunderstanding, and I'd rather keep things positive between us. No hard feelings from my end. That sets the tone without making it messy. You've got this.

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102 - Sherman

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Okay, okay, fine. You didn't promise me pizza. Yet.

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102 - Sherman

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Now the audience knows you owe me one, so technically it's canon.

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102 - Sherman

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Oh, hey, Hamza. All right, let's keep this smooth and friendly. Say something like, Hey, Duke, I just wanted to clear the air and let you know I'm not here to cause any trouble. I respect you, and I think we might have just had some miscommunication. No hard feelings at all. Hope we're good. Keep it light and respectful, and it should go over well.

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102 - Sherman

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Sorry. Oh, Hamza, the infamous co-host in crime. What's up? I can already tell you're the one keeping this podcast from completely derailing. Or maybe you're the reason it derails?

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102 - Sherman

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Oh, so you're the glue guy, Hamza? Don't claim. I'll believe it when this podcast doesn't fall apart mid-episode. Nice to meet you, too.

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102 - Sherman

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Wait, so you want me to do the outro and mention the five-star thing Patreon and your first episode? Got it. Also, wait, what do you mean if you're returning after it breaks? Like, are you worried about the first episode flopping?

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102 - Sherman

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Okay, okay, chill. I've got this. All right, here we go. Thanks for hanging out with us today. Don't forget to rate us five stars on Spotify. Seriously, it helps so much. And go subscribe to Hamza's Patreon. And keep an eye out for Martin's first episode dropping this week.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

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You're not going to want to miss it. How was that?