Nish Kumar

So whoever ends up Prime Minister, fundamentally, they're still a shitebag.

I mean, well, it should be a strength, but it seems a bit bizarre to be spending your entire career going, I don't want to be... In fact, that sounds like me.

I don't want to be in Westminster, but let me come back and join the whole sphere.

So, no, I'm not convinced that it'll happen any time soon.

It's just, it's a great reality show at the minute.

That's what it feels like.

You know, we're just watching this love is blind play out, except it's, like, not love.

Well, I've... I want it to be a woman, right?

Because I need to have at least one female prime minister that I can root for.

Because, I mean, you had Theresa May with her hostile environment.

You had Liz Truss being Liz Truss.

And I'm sure that Margaret Thatcher was looking up at both of them and thinking, you know, you go, girls.

No, I'm ready for somebody like Claudia Winkleman.

You know, she's...

She's used to working with traitors.

Under the right circumstances, she's okay with murder.

She's got a good CV for it.

Her or Miriam Margulies, just for the chaos.

The English!

It was Farage, wasn't it?