Nick Cafero (as Easton Royal)
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Do people believe any of these lies?
Do people believe any of these lies?
Four, five, six, like they say, I can't be fixed.
Four, five, six, like they say, I can't be fixed.
Yeah, yeah. It's nothing. Did something happen with Reed?
Yeah, yeah. It's nothing. Did something happen with Reed?
Bella, there's something I've been hiding from you.
Bella, there's something I've been hiding from you.
Because that's where you live. Uh-oh, mom and dad are fighting.
Because that's where you live. Uh-oh, mom and dad are fighting.
Uh, maybe you, right now.
Uh, maybe you, right now.
Sure thing. I have a perhaps controversial opinion. I don't think the lawyer was wrong to suggest that you two break up. At least for a while. She doesn't know about that. Do you two talk at all, or do you just spend all your time boning?
Sure thing. I have a perhaps controversial opinion. I don't think the lawyer was wrong to suggest that you two break up. At least for a while. She doesn't know about that. Do you two talk at all, or do you just spend all your time boning?
Yeah, because of the DNA evidence thing.
Yeah, because of the DNA evidence thing.
You're killing me, Easton. I'm not used to knowing secrets, Reed. I have no idea how to handle all this information.
You're killing me, Easton. I'm not used to knowing secrets, Reed. I have no idea how to handle all this information.
Steve doesn't want Reed in this house, and he doesn't want you at our place.
Steve doesn't want Reed in this house, and he doesn't want you at our place.
Our dad talked to Steve last night. Normally, we'd ignore these new rules, just like every other boundary our father has tried to set.
Our dad talked to Steve last night. Normally, we'd ignore these new rules, just like every other boundary our father has tried to set.
Wait, you two aren't going to actually break up, are you? You're Ella and Reed! You two overly responsible, anxiety-ridden freaks are perfect for each other!
Wait, you two aren't going to actually break up, are you? You're Ella and Reed! You two overly responsible, anxiety-ridden freaks are perfect for each other!
Nova! Oh, God. These roses are for you. The balloons as well.
Nova! Oh, God. These roses are for you. The balloons as well.
Bless you, Emma.
Bless you, Emma.
Nova. I've known you since freshman year. But I didn't talk to you in full sentences until much more recently. But at that time, I realized you were different from the many, many, many, many girls I've dated before.
Nova. I've known you since freshman year. But I didn't talk to you in full sentences until much more recently. But at that time, I realized you were different from the many, many, many, many girls I've dated before.
Oh, he memorized this. For that reason, I've come to you today to ask you a question.
Oh, he memorized this. For that reason, I've come to you today to ask you a question.
Val, I know you're whispering, but your voice carries.
Val, I know you're whispering, but your voice carries.
Nova, are you ready for my question? Will you go to prom with me?
Nova, are you ready for my question? Will you go to prom with me?
For sure, for sure.
For sure, for sure.
Ella, I cannot express how much experience I have with women. I am a hot girl whisperer, okay? Do you know how many girls have told me they love me? I've had women stealing locks of my hair.
Ella, I cannot express how much experience I have with women. I am a hot girl whisperer, okay? Do you know how many girls have told me they love me? I've had women stealing locks of my hair.
Have you ever seen me take things so glacially slow with a girl? She's worth it, obviously. She's gorgeous. She's perfect.
Have you ever seen me take things so glacially slow with a girl? She's worth it, obviously. She's gorgeous. She's perfect.
Basic stuff, hi, bye, how are you? The kind of subtle flirtation, you know?
Basic stuff, hi, bye, how are you? The kind of subtle flirtation, you know?
Oh, shit. You are, dude. But why am I doing that?
Oh, shit. You are, dude. But why am I doing that?
Maybe I am more than just an extremely sexually talented young man. Then again, she hasn't said no yet, so maybe I'll wait for a firm answer and then decide yay or nay on the self-esteem path. That sounds like a whole thing, you know?
Maybe I am more than just an extremely sexually talented young man. Then again, she hasn't said no yet, so maybe I'll wait for a firm answer and then decide yay or nay on the self-esteem path. That sounds like a whole thing, you know?