Mojo
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I'm feeling like I don't want to be a part of a K-Funk hosted show. I logged in late. Maybe I should log off early too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Have your picks been that bad since I've been gone? I didn't think that could get any worse.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I'm back. Well, now it's automatic then. We're batting 100 when I'm on the show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Yeah. It's right there. Also, Carl's a grandfather now, Mojo. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right, Mojo. Hold on. There's no way we're not doing the NFL this week. No, we're doing the NFL.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
That's almost 500, dude. Congratulations. Mojo. This is your best week all season, dude. No wonder you wanted to move to college. You got to retire and go out on top.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right, guys. Well, here's the thing. Mojo's a dad now. But just because I'm a dad, it doesn't mean that I've lost my mojo. And I'm taking this one back to season one kind of logic here. And here's the thing, guys. The Bengals are 6-8, meaning if they lose, they're going to be 6-9, which means I have no choice but to take the Browns.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I am checking my notes right now. All right. I was 4-1 too last week, to be clear. He has notes. That is true. He has notes. That's the worst part of this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right, guys, just because I'm a dad now, it doesn't mean that I've lost my mojo here. So the Colts are 6-8, which means if they lose, they go 6-9, 69. I'm taking the Titans.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Guys, just because I'm a dad now, it doesn't mean that I lost my Mojo and the Dallas Cowboys are 6-8, which means if they lose, they're going to be 6-9. Give me the Buccaneers because I'm 69.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
It's my favorite week all season. This is the one week I wait for the entire year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Guys, just because I'm a dad now, it does not mean that I've lost my mojo. The Saints are 5-9, which means if they win against my favorite team that I pick every single week on God Bless Football, they're going to be 6-9. So I got to put my love for 69 above my love for the Packers. Give me the Saints.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Guys, just because I'm a dad now. It doesn't mean that I've lost my mojo. This is it. This is our main event, our Super Bowl of this week, because both teams, everybody, both teams are 6-8 right now. And since I cannot... pick both teams to lose this game. If there was an option, I would gladly choose it. But it's not an option here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
This is a win-win for Mojo because somebody's going to be 69ing after this game. So with that logic in mind, there's only one logical move to make here today. And that move is, can anybody tell me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Opposite funk. Opposite funk. everybody it's a surefire winner Funk coming off his best week at two and three still a losing week opposite Funk holds true all year he's become like a rock singer who stops singing and the crowd just picks it up you know there's a reason why this show wins sports podcast of the year all the time yep
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Well, now that we did the 69 thing, I can, whatever you guys, we can pick bowling if you really need to, K-Funk.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I want to add something in here quick. I'm okay with us doing the college games, but they only count for the records if K-Funk actually does well. I just want to handicap this as much as possible. Wow. Yeah. We've been doing this all season. I don't know if he's actually noticed this or not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Yeah. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, Funk, come on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I'll make this quick for you. Penn State, Clemson, Ohio State.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
James Franklin was my offensive coordinator in college now at Maryland.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
You got to put some voice inflection on or something, man. He's picked Penn State seven times.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
That's right, and we're going for Sports Podcast of the Year. Last year, we took a year off. We didn't have the team back together, but this year. The team has been back and it's so much energy, so much excitement, suspense, love. We have all the categories here on this one show. And that is why you need to get up off your asses and vote for this show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
God bless football as the sports podcast of the year. If you don't. This is it for this group. We're never coming back together. We're drawing a line in the sand. We're done. You'll never see me and Funk on the same show ever again. So if you want this trash talk, put your money where your mouth is and go cast your vote. Fellas, where do they go to vote?