Mojo
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Had he known the Jets were going to be available? He might have.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
When the Jets signed Robert Sala, he said, oh, yeah, Sam Darnold would be great here. Yeah. Until they get rid of him. You keep the guy who's in place happy until the next guy comes in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
I'm fighting the urge not to give him the finger because he's such a nice guy and he's here for a good cause, but at the same time, you hurt me for a long time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
You mentioned Coach McMahon, who's been around a while. We're in the middle of the coaching carousel. Where are all the special teams coach getting head coaching jobs? How come none of them are getting any love?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
How have you guys sort of embraced the road warrior mentality? I mean, you guys haven't gotten a chance to have that game at home. You guys are on the road again. How have you embraced that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
I was just going to ask Billy, what's the cutoff temperature for you to go to a game, Billy? Like, if you're like, I'm going to go to a game, but it has to be above this temperature. What's the line?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
And he started to get into this on Monday because of all the snow games. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
You're in the stands. I'll put you in the 200s because you're not quite a 300s guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
All right. So what's the line? What's the temperature line?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
That was a bad call, though, right? That was a bad call.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
It was nice of Taylor Swift to ask you, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
I'll send you my video on once I know what the situation is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Before I even know what this is, I will make it on record that Mike Rollis has a history of stabbing me in the back. I'm just saying it's on television.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Hold on right there. That would mean he would move into literal negative wins on the season. That's not even possible.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
I still don't even know who picked what last week. I don't know how to respond to this right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
I don't know what K-Funk picked. Can I just go and record a double or nothing to that right now?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Every single person in this Zoom is smiling except K-Funk. Just so you know. Just so for those who can't see it, everybody has a smile on their face except one.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Oh, my God. Wait, I went 12-1-1? You went 12-1-1 last week. The Threatmaster does it again. There was only four games played.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Well, that's very wishful thinking, Carl Douglas. And I see you trying to do your thing here. But that's just unfortunately not the way the cookie crumbles. Because if you're just the lawyer, I'm the judge around these parts. is the one that signed off on this damn thing, then that stuff stands, at least as it pertains to Rollis and Funk.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
The rest of you have a case here because, like myself, I didn't even know that this happened until about 35 seconds ago. That's the argument. However, Rollis is the one that let this happen, so he's eating that L. Let's go to Kay Funk.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
So you're only going to give him wins if it wins. And if it lost, he was going to get nothing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
And I've been going undefeated or 4-1 every week, so I don't know how the sudden water passed me because that – Wait a minute.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
I'm fine with it. What happened to the integrity of this chat, man?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
You guys are dividing Mojo's wins right now. You're taking Mojo's 10 wins. Yeah. And you're trying to allocate it amongst the rest of the chat because Mojo has been a dominant first place all year. And everyone's trying to take me down on Patrick Mahomes over here. That's what's happening.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Over and over. I would like to add one that was notarized.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
This is the way we got to look at this, guys, because if we're talking about crowning our champion for the season, Mike Rollis gambled with my record willy-nilly with the intent of moving into the first place spot. That is why this whole 10-win, 10-loss thing happened.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
There's a lot going on. He was very excited about that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
All right. Junior. You just said that too. That's rough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
So what are our final standings going in? This is going to carry water with these picks.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
All right. Mojo? Just for clarification here, everyone has taken the Commanders except for Funk, who has taken the Eagles.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Well, for maybe the first time all season, I will be taking the commanders, obviously, to go opposite Funk, but also mainly because that story that Gordy kind of just told only partially really brought up some great memories of back in the day. And I will say, you got to have... some serious torque on a carpet in order to have no skin left on your body afterwards. You guys keep that to yourself.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
This is good. Gather the entire Gronkowski family. I want them to hear this. I want the kids to hear this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
you guys look at me like i'm patrick mahomes because i win every year every season spread masters been on he's won and people are getting tired of it and they're all coming together and they're getting the refs and and everybody's trying to take me down so because i can feel what patrick mahomes is going through i'm not going with them because i'm not the patrick mahomes of this thing i'm not
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
This is the best player right now. I'm the Tom Brady of this thing. I'm the best player that's ever done this show ever. And I'm going to win another season. And because of that, and because funk took the chief, give me the bills.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
Boom. Also, the lack of intelligence by both Mike Rallis and Funk. You guys gotta be smarter than this, cuz now Rallis, as the reigning defending first guy, we just took the same picks, my man. Well, hold on. There's no way for you to jump ahead of me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
I think it's clear who's running stuff in Jacksonville now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
I mean, he showed up to an interview, goes, I don't like that guy. I'm not doing this. And they're like, well, we'll get rid of him. And he's like, okay, I'll do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- A Real 300's Guy
The Jaguars table off the table. The Jaguars gig off the table.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I'm feeling like I don't want to be a part of a K-Funk hosted show. I logged in late. Maybe I should log off early too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Have your picks been that bad since I've been gone? I didn't think that could get any worse.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I'm back. Well, now it's automatic then. We're batting 100 when I'm on the show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Yeah. It's right there. Also, Carl's a grandfather now, Mojo. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right, Mojo. Hold on. There's no way we're not doing the NFL this week. No, we're doing the NFL.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
That's almost 500, dude. Congratulations. Mojo. This is your best week all season, dude. No wonder you wanted to move to college. You got to retire and go out on top.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right, guys. Well, here's the thing. Mojo's a dad now. But just because I'm a dad, it doesn't mean that I've lost my mojo. And I'm taking this one back to season one kind of logic here. And here's the thing, guys. The Bengals are 6-8, meaning if they lose, they're going to be 6-9, which means I have no choice but to take the Browns.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I am checking my notes right now. All right. I was 4-1 too last week, to be clear. He has notes. That is true. He has notes. That's the worst part of this.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
All right, guys, just because I'm a dad now, it doesn't mean that I've lost my mojo here. So the Colts are 6-8, which means if they lose, they go 6-9, 69. I'm taking the Titans.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Guys, just because I'm a dad now, it doesn't mean that I lost my Mojo and the Dallas Cowboys are 6-8, which means if they lose, they're going to be 6-9. Give me the Buccaneers because I'm 69.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
It's my favorite week all season. This is the one week I wait for the entire year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Guys, just because I'm a dad now, it does not mean that I've lost my mojo. The Saints are 5-9, which means if they win against my favorite team that I pick every single week on God Bless Football, they're going to be 6-9. So I got to put my love for 69 above my love for the Packers. Give me the Saints.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Guys, just because I'm a dad now. It doesn't mean that I've lost my mojo. This is it. This is our main event, our Super Bowl of this week, because both teams, everybody, both teams are 6-8 right now. And since I cannot... pick both teams to lose this game. If there was an option, I would gladly choose it. But it's not an option here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
This is a win-win for Mojo because somebody's going to be 69ing after this game. So with that logic in mind, there's only one logical move to make here today. And that move is, can anybody tell me?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Opposite funk. Opposite funk. everybody it's a surefire winner Funk coming off his best week at two and three still a losing week opposite Funk holds true all year he's become like a rock singer who stops singing and the crowd just picks it up you know there's a reason why this show wins sports podcast of the year all the time yep
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Well, now that we did the 69 thing, I can, whatever you guys, we can pick bowling if you really need to, K-Funk.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I want to add something in here quick. I'm okay with us doing the college games, but they only count for the records if K-Funk actually does well. I just want to handicap this as much as possible. Wow. Yeah. We've been doing this all season. I don't know if he's actually noticed this or not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Yeah. I got to go. I got to go. Okay, Funk, come on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I'll make this quick for you. Penn State, Clemson, Ohio State.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
James Franklin was my offensive coordinator in college now at Maryland.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
You got to put some voice inflection on or something, man. He's picked Penn State seven times.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
That's right, and we're going for Sports Podcast of the Year. Last year, we took a year off. We didn't have the team back together, but this year. The team has been back and it's so much energy, so much excitement, suspense, love. We have all the categories here on this one show. And that is why you need to get up off your asses and vote for this show.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
God bless football as the sports podcast of the year. If you don't. This is it for this group. We're never coming back together. We're drawing a line in the sand. We're done. You'll never see me and Funk on the same show ever again. So if you want this trash talk, put your money where your mouth is and go cast your vote. Fellas, where do they go to vote?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
You didn't have to give him that. He was going to produce that on his own. That's what he does. We have a whole season's worth of results to back that up. Mathematical factual statement. Carl Douglas, that would be an open-shut case if he was in a quarter wall.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
What's Jay Funk's notebook going to say is my question.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
It's going to say he didn't show up and we gave him an 0-6. That's what it's going to say.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Considering he's the one that individually texts us every single hour of every single day leading into the show every week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Chargers at Texans. Ooh. Give me Sean Merriman and the Chargers, baby. All right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
what's the last time he's playing he's playing this weekend right i think he's day-to-day but it's it's trending that way yeah been questionable since oh four all right uh mojo steelers at raven raven that's a big ass spread too but the spread master ain't scared baltimore all day steelers are having a really really good run right now
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
I'm going to take the Bills because they're going to have to make a statement win here this week to kick off the players playoffs. But I'm mostly going to take the Bills because the first time you might have to censor me on this afterwards, depending on what Gord says is best. But the first time I went over to the Gronkowski family household, they had a massive, massive party going on. Go figure.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
And they introduced me to the game of slip and flip. If you're not familiar with this game, you do a sprint, you dive, you slide down a slip and slide. Theirs was literally 40 yards long. It's the longest one I've ever seen. Then you get up, you have to do a flip cup at the end of the line. Then baton style, you have to sprint all the way back to the beginning and
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
tag in the next guy, and it's a relay race of who's going to win. That's slip and flip. So I'm watching this, and I'm like, this is awesome. I can't wait to play this. There's an athletic component. There's a party component. I'm in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
I decided not to because someone decided that everyone was going to go in for a round of shots, and one of their buddies, who will remain nameless, stayed out at the slip and slide and used the bathroom at the top of the slip and slide. So that way, when they resumed the game, they would be sliding right through it, which I thought was very funny. So because of that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Gordy's face looks like he hasn't heard this yet.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
And he slid through a bunch of things.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Yeah. Well, unless Gord was the one that did it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
We don't know. We don't know. Hmm.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
And yeah, I thought that was pretty awesome. So I'll take Buffalo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
That is a good line, dude. Wow. That was incredible. And it's true too. Mojo, who are you taking here? Eagles minus four and a half. Here's what Mojo's going to do. Mojo's going to flip the script today. The Packers broke an 11-game win streak against the Chicago Bears, who suck all the asses. Our arch rival. Very much upsetting, Mojo. Now, you would think that that would beat
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
the message into their head to flip this thing around for the playoffs, but I'm not sure it's enough right now. So I'm going to take the Eagles against the Packers for the first time all season, knowing that every single member of the Packers football team listens to God bless football to hear the spread master call their name every week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
And when they hear that I took the other guys, they're going to be so pissed off to prove me wrong. that they're absolutely going to smash the Eagles' face in. So that's what I'm doing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Maybe that's why he's not sharing who it is. Maybe it's not even exciting for the show. We don't know who it is. But we'll try and get him on the show next week.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
You know, Mojo's name used to be Dean. Way less exciting.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
That's true. That's true. And Dean didn't party. Dean studied late. Dean went to bed early. Dean did all the right things.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Once Dean met Mojo. gordon gronkowski gordon dean gronkowski jr in washington dc that's when the journey to mojo began and because of that reason i'm taking washington right yeah are you saying that are you saying dean's a dad but mojo is not is that what you're saying Well, no, because Mojo is probably more times over a dad than Dean actually is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
Well, we don't know this. Mojo parties. Dean does not party. Dean is a father.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- SuperWildCardWeekend dot com
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