Matthew Hardy
Appearances
Savage Lovecast
Savage Lovecast Episode 950
Jolly and fat, round and hairy, stubborn but sweet. A good friend of Mary who was heavy with child, but he carried that lass. Talking about Buddy, Buddy the Ass. His pink rosy cheeks spread wide when he's smiling. Gives you a wink, you'll find quite beguiling. He likes cucumbers better than grass. Buddy is hungry. Buddy the ass. Buddy is friendly. Patient and hoping. Knows good things will come.
Savage Lovecast
Savage Lovecast Episode 950
Jolly and fat, round and hairy, stubborn but sweet. A good friend of Mary who was heavy with child, but he carried that lass. Talking about Buddy, Buddy the Ass. Rosie cheeks spread wide when he's smiling. Gives you a wink, you'll find quite beguiling. He likes cucumbers better than grass. Buddy is hungry. Buddy the ass. Buddy is friendly.
Savage Lovecast
Savage Lovecast Episode 950
Patient and open Knows good things will come To an ass that is open Open to friends Open to brothers Open to strangers And many, many others With asses of note, there's Eeyore and Bottom For too many years, Buddy's all but forgotten When Christmas is over and New Year's has passed We celebrate Buddy, Buddy the Ass Hey, everybody, it's time for the Feast of the Ass.
Savage Lovecast
Savage Lovecast Episode 950
At the Feast of the Ass, we sing this ballad. Then we munch on a nice tossed salad. Dessert is bundt cake with gaping crevasse that's drizzled with glaze from Buddy the Ass. Buddy's well-rounded, cheeky, and funny. Comes as no surprise, he has a special honey. Open to friends, open to lovers, Buddy loves Rosie more than any other.
Savage Lovecast
Savage Lovecast Episode 950
She's jolly and fat just like her buddy An inseparable pair who like to get nutty Buddy's got moxie, Rosie's got sass We love to see Rose and Bud At the Feast of the Ass When Christmas is over and New Year's has passed We celebrate Buddy