Laura Wasser
Appearances
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I think 21 when she had me and my dad was like 23. That was the norm. So they knew what was going on. Like they knew when we came home stoned, whatever they and so they would. I constantly was busted. I constantly was grounded. Most of my friends parents were older. So even though we got in trouble more in my house, we would be there more because it was just kind of a fun place to hang.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
So and that's on my mom. And then other mentors that I've had through the years have been other kind of female family law attorneys, both those that I knew pretty well and then those that I didn't know. People who taught me if you speak slowly and you speak quietly, they have to lean forward to hear you.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
You don't need to get in there and slam things around and yell like a man would and cuss like a sailor, even though I tend to do that a little bit.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
quietly confidently you know give other people the respect that they're due and then they will do the same for you and if they don't and you're in front of a judge that it'll be like mr so-and-so she gave you your turn now give her hers that's the kind of stuff and again that i'm trying to teach the younger attorneys at my firm and when i speak at law schools around around the state and stuff like that i think that's really important oh i love that you speak at law schools i do
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
It's fun. It is fun kind of. I mean, sometimes I think I don't realize how old I am. And then I get there and I see these kids. No, but again, 30 years, 30 years ago, I was sitting where they're saying that's a long time. I mean, and so and I just think about what must be going through their heads, what their concerns are now and what, you know. are we going to get a job?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Are we going to make enough money? Like thinking about that kind of stuff. I know that there's young women particularly, but men too, that are like, I'd want to be like Laura Wasser. I want that bag. I want those shoes. I want that car. But what goes into being that, they don't know that until you actually talk to them. They only see what's on the outside. Right.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
It actually was a girl job. Oh, was it? It was working in-house at, you know, production studios was kind of a female job because they had more nine to five hours and being family law attorneys was more. So there were. David Schwimmer, you know, from Friends, his mom was an amazing family law attorney. Oh, really? Yeah, Arlene Coleman Schwimmer. She was a badass.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
There are a couple that are really, you know, that were really good. They did a good job. They were tough and they were very well respected. And unlike some other careers where women were constantly beaten down, my experience was not. I was not really, I didn't have that much sexual, you know, orientation. You know, people didn't give me that hard of a time.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Well, that's why I came. I mean, I feel like, look, you can't be a divorce attorney without having something attributed to you. And a lot of people are like, wow, you're pit bull, shark. I don't think that's how I am. I think it's more of a problem solving thing. gene that I have that my dad has as well. And so we want to try to help people.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
It could have been because I was my dad's daughter. Right. Could have been that I just wasn't that hot. I don't know.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Well, my dogs wake me up. I have a Pitbull and a Lab. And the Pitbull, particularly Pablo, is like in my face every day. Pablo the Pitbull. Yeah. The last one was Raul. They're of Spanish origin. So anyway, I wake up at like 5.30, 6. And I usually will check my phone, do a little work, have a cup of coffee. And then either I run or go to Pilates. So Pilates.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
five or six days a week I do something physical in the morning because I can have time. I take Pablo for a run so it doesn't drive everybody in the house crazy every morning. Get back, wake up my kid who's still home, Jack, 15, make him something for breakfast, start getting ready to go. And if I'm working at home, which is rare, or in the office, I'll get into the office at like 9.30 or 10.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I don't have many more morning rituals So face stuff and all that I think happens more at night, like just the creams and the whatever and the vitamins.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I feel like if I don't first get rid of whatever, I mean, I have clients that are in Switzerland. I have to respond. Also, I told you my dad every morning texts me at 530. So I want to text back so that he knows I'm alive. And his little girl made it through the night. But yeah, I think just starting out.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And if I see it's a long email that I have to write that's something cohesive, I usually will have my coffee first. The run time is for me. I don't answer my phone when I'm running. It's a good hour where I just can clear my head. I'm not a good meditator. I can't sit still.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Right. And I think it's rude also to whoever's training you. I feel bad about it. Like if I'm, you know, like, I'm so sorry.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
By the time they come to me, they're already getting divorced. I'm not like a divorce monger. In fact, as you know, there have been circumstances where I've said, don't get divorced. Let's see how this plays out. Let's see if we can work it. We do a lot of prenuptial agreements, which are people getting together and hopefully keeping their relationship communicative and evolving.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Well, yeah, I'm not good with jackets, because I'm small, so they tend to make me look like a fire hydrant, like it's just stumpy, so I like to wear more fitted things. When I started practicing, one of my dad's partners was like, we don't wear pants at this firm, women don't wear pants, which is fine, because I'm not a pantsuit person anyway.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
But also, I have a tattoo on my ankle that I've had since I was in college, and I don't like to wear stockings, so I would always have bare legs, so that was an issue. He didn't like that my hair was too long and down. And if I didn't like blow it dry, it would be wavy. And it was like pre Giselle. But he was like, who do you think you are?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Like, you know, George of the Jungle's wife going in there with this hair. So I would put my hair up in a bun. I had actually fake glasses that didn't even have a prescription that I'd wear. I mean, it was so... now I can wear what I want, but I still need to be respectful of the judges.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
So, I mean, my basics are like Aliyah, there's some good Valentino, and by the way, I save up so that I can buy stuff because I love clothes. Besides putting my kids through school and making, I have boys, so I don't have to spend as much on their clothes, but like, Clothes. I'm a clothes horse. I mean, I love it. I love the shoes. I love Tom Ford. I love being able to dress up.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And then literally on the total flip side, I will have a totally separate I'm a Gemini. So maybe just the, you know, schizophrenia of me total separate wardrobe for weekends and stuff like that. More of a beach girl, hippie, boho, Isabel Morant, that kind of stuff.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Like Glenn's, Naomi's, everybody is dressed. By the way, I can't wait till the women at my firm see this show because they're going to be like, what has gone wrong here that we're not dressing like these women?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
You got to glamorize. It's like having gallows humor. You have to dress beautifully if you're going to be doing this kind of law and hearing this much misery day in and day out. I hear the show is amazing. I can't wait.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I have a funny story to tell you that I don't think you would mind. Your brother-in-law, Travis, I represented him years ago. And we had a court appearance that was going to be in the office. A judge was coming in to do the court appearance. We had a private judge. And he said, I don't think I have the right thing to wear.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And I said, okay, come in about an hour early in whatever you want, and then we'll figure it out. And you know my office is in Century City, so it's near the mall. And I think at the time, it was like Bullocks. There was maybe a Bullocks and a Broadway or whatever at that Century City mall. So he came over and he was wearing like a torn shirt, you know, whatever, neck tattoos, piercings.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And I was like, okay. And so we walked over to Bullock's and we bought him a suit. It was a Hugo Boss suit. We like got him fitted. We got the neck, the collar, so it could go up as far as we could. I mean, the judge knew kind of who he was and saw the tattoos. But again, we wanted the judge to know he was willing to be respectful. He's like, you know, I'll never wear this again.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
So yeah, no, it's not just all about divorce and hate and misery.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I said, give it to a charity, but we need to do this. And he was a really good sport about it. And it was just great. It was kind of like a little brother type of thing that we did.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Well, I mean, first of all, I still believe in love. I just believe that there's dicks out there. I mean, they're definitely people that I'm, and also keep in mind, and I say this to clients all the time, a lot of divorce lawyers make money off of other people's conflict. I mean, come on, the longer we keep this going, the more money we're making.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
So I have to explain to clients, like, let's us get this resolved before we're paying a lot of money to me and to the other guy. But I still do believe that that's possible to decompress. I mean, I'm a beach girl. So I will, if it's warm enough, I will jump in the ocean. I will go out to Malibu. I will have a swim or a surf. My kids have always loved the beach. So we'll do that if we can.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I'm way more... I'm a warm weather vacation person. I like skiing, but I just, I love being in the sun. I love being in the sea.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I totally agree. So that's, yeah, 100%. Bundled up and freezing. And then also when you have kids, it's a whole different ski trip. Oh, it's brutal. I mean, there's snot and you're carrying everyone's pole. It's a whole different thing.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
But then on a day-to-day basis, I don't know, I'm a big tequila drinker. I mean, I, you know, I have my moments and I have a lot of really good friends. I mean, I grew up here. I've got good friends. They know what kind of a job I have and they are actually like really, I have two of my best girlfriends live like one, five houses up and one, five houses down.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And then my other best girlfriend runs my firm. So like we all, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's, so it can happen.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
actually be fun and as we're all kind of getting older and our kids are growing up and leaving the nest you know we're like hey it's 5 30 you know is it wine time and i'm like i'm not even home yet can you just slow your roll for a minute but i love that do you ever have conflict working with your best friend No, because she runs the firm.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
So my conflict is like, she's like, this person didn't pay us. And I'm like, well, I guess you better get them to pay. She's not, she's not a lawyer.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
They've seen a lot. Remember, I'm a Jewish mother. So one day I'm going to be a Jewish mother in law. So I try to refrain from comment. I have to say my little one hasn't kind of dipped his toe in the romance waters yet. It's mostly just a bunch of like little girls that are over like giggling and whatever.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Sometimes. I mean, I'm not qualified to be a family therapist, but my main goal is to keep people out of court. So if you can work it out yourself as opposed to letting someone. who you don't know, who doesn't know you, doesn't know your kids, has a very crowded court docket, lots of people trying to get their attention and get relief, wouldn't it be better if you guys worked it out?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
My older one has a serious girlfriend in Miami and he's brought her home and I love her and she's lovely. And again, if I didn't, I know that the more I said about it, the more it would push him into her arms. So I just sit back. He's 19. I mean, I hope this young woman is somebody he knows for a long time, but I don't know that they're going to get married. And I just...
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Kind of watch it all happen, which is what my parents did, too. I mean, I think they knew when I got married at 25 that that wasn't going to be the person that I was probably going to be with for the rest of my life. And they just watched it happen, paid all that money for that wedding, were supportive and were like, it's all good.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I mean, I think both of my kids have seen enough to know that they probably are going to have prenuptial agreements when they get married, which I don't.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
You are. I mean, you are. It's hard not to be, frankly. And when you have a mom that you actually respect and you like how she parented you, and then you'll roll your eyes and be like, oh, my God, I'm being like my mom. For better or for worse, you will be like that. I mean, you may be a little bit more protective. And I know, like, Courtney's a little different. Kim's a little different.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
But ultimately, you guys are all Chris's kids. And you're going to lead with that. I really do think that.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
She hasn't totally let go. You and I and she have had some conversations in the last couple years in the morning.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
douche where my mom was like it's okay like i don't know what well because you have to learn vodka like okay so that's the thing if i have one of my good girlfriends her older daughter went to college a couple years ago and she'd never gotten drunk she was kind of a goody goody she was kind of a nerd and it was like the summer before she left she was like at a party and she got drunk and we were like yes
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Thank God, because you don't want them away for their first experience. So you kind of, again, I've said to them, if you have an issue, call me. I will not be angry or I'll not ask questions. You'll get it the next day, but you're not going to get it in the moment. I want you to be able to feel comfortable. And usually they will if you make them feel that way. It's hard.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And I would imagine it'd be harder with girls. I have to admit that with my older, even though she was not my biological child, she was living with us when she was a teen and early twenties. And yes, there was times where the inside of my mouth had like a big welt on it from biting so much not to say something.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Divorce.com. I know people that you know who are using it. And you go online, you give them your information. They'll find you a mediator if need be, a lawyer if need be. It is so much less expensive than my ridiculously high hourly rate. They will help you through it. They will explain it to you.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
We are so lucky that in this day and age, although we might not love the social media and the 24-hour news cycle and the TMZ of it all, We have access to so much information online and services like this where you don't have to pay. It's like $2,500 or something for a full divorce. And you get the knowledge.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And because you're getting the knowledge and you're learning, you have the sense of empowerment of being the master of your own universe because you and your spouse are working it out together. And so I think it's great. I'm a huge fan of theirs. And then there's another company that I'm an advisor on called Hello Prenup, which is amazing. Okay.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
online prenups, so you and your fiance talk about it. And you cannot get a prenup that's enforceable in this country, pretty much. For sure in California, but almost every state necessitates you having two lawyers. So in the past, it was very difficult to do something like this on your own.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Now you can work the whole thing out, and with Hello Prenup, they'll assign attorneys to you to kind of look it over, help you make sure it's good, and bless it and sign it. So now you've got the attorneys and it's not super expensive. And I do think it's so, also that same sense of empowerment that you have with the divorce that you're doing on your own.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
If you're doing the prenup, you're really having the conversations that you know are important to have before you kind of cast your life with somebody and then have kids with them and are like stuck with them for this long period of time. If you can't have those kind of conversations, then you're in trouble. Right.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And having the conversations about being offended or, well, wouldn't I resent you if we went for this whole period of time? And I thought for whatever reason that we were just staying married because you were in it for the money or because you this or having that communication.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I think before you get married, I mean, a lot of religions make you kind of have some counseling with a priest or a or a rabbi or whatever. This is that next step. And people don't realize that when you get married, that's a contract. They're like, I don't want a contract to define my marriage. Bro, you're having a contract. And you better know what the terms are. And you better be cool with them.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Because if you're not, restructure them. I think prenups are so important. And that's amazing. What's it called?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
So my dad, first of all, I didn't want to join the family business. Like growing up, my initials are law, Laura Allison Wasser, which I always thought was so lame. And I was like, oh God, and I fought it. But anyway, like when I was in my 40s, I kind of embraced it. I love it. Monograms and everything. But I didn't think I was going to be a lawyer.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And I certainly did not think I was going to be a family law attorney. And then in my second year of law school, I got married. I was young, I was 25. And then after my third year, I graduated and took the bar. And my husband at the time and I looked at each other and we were like, what were we thinking? I mean, we had a great wedding.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
It was like 200 people at the Bel Air Hotel and 10 bridesmaids, 10 groomsmen. I mean, I do, I love love. I mean, I love a good wedding. It was gorgeous. But we were like, this is probably, this probably wasn't a great idea. So I went to my dad and I was like, look, we're going to split up. He's like, no more weddings. I will not pay for another wedding. And I was like, OK.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
So I've never had another wedding. But I also said, you know, I'm paying the rent on this house in Laurel Canyon and I have a dog and I have a car payment. Can I come work for you, dad, while I wait for my results from the bar exam and, you know, get a real job? And he's like, no, no nepotism, no nepotism. And I'm like, dad, please. I'm working for a nonprofit right now.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I need help you know please let me and he's like fine you can work here while you wait for your results well I worked there and I was really good at it and I liked it and because I grew up in LA and I knew a lot of people at the time that were like working assistance desks at the agencies they were young lawyers at the entertainment law firms business managers kids of people who were in the industry I had clients and so he was like you my partner said if you want to stay you can stay and I
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Not my partner said. Yeah, so I worked there. They were so much harder on me than they were on anybody else. But I really started to like it because, like I said, I like the idea of problem solving. And I can usually now, and even then a little bit, see what the pressure points were, who cared more about custody, who cared more about money, what the fears are.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And it's interesting, 30 years that I've been doing this now, it doesn't matter how much money you have and it doesn't matter how famous you are, what your occupation is, people have the same fears and anxieties. Who am I gonna spend my summer vacation with? Are my kids gonna be okay when they're at his house? He's never put them to bed or bathed them.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
What if she starts dating somebody else that makes more money than me and my kids fall in love with him more than me? All of these things. are the concerns people have. And so you get to know those things and then you adjust them to whatever makes sense. Who's gonna go to the Labor Day company picnic with me or who's gonna walk the red carpet at the Oscars with me?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Whatever it is, that's your level of anxiety and trying to kind of get people through that, figure out the numbers. The law is not that complicated.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
So you don't have to be a rocket scientist to do what I do, but you have to kind of be able to figure out how to explain it to people and let them make decisions about what's going to make the most sense for them, as I said, without going to court, which is key.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
okay and you just sort of say yes to say yes and that is such an amazing attribute to have but then also that you speak english to us i'm like oh okay i understand that how wasn't stevie wonder one of your like first big cases he was one of my first um he was a client that was my dad's and then he has a lot of kids so when he whatever one of the new ones was my dad i had known him since i was younger and he said why don't i work with laura so my dad said fine
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And then there was a very big case where he had been living with somebody for a long time and they were kind of extricating. So we did that case and then I just started doing all of Stevie's stuff. And he's actually become a friend. He is a very, very dear friend. But yeah, that was, again, when I started in 1994, there wasn't a 24-hour news cycle. Forget social media.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
There just wasn't things on the news all the time. And as I think we've discussed before, In California, divorces are public. So the minute you file something, TMZ, which there wasn't even TMZ back then, but it's all over it. It's public knowledge. So we try to do things quietly, but that is the reason why so many people know who our firm represents, whether we like it or not.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
No, but once you've been married once before and you've had this beautiful wedding and all that, I know I'll never look better in wedding photos than I did when I was 25, but both of the dads of both of my kids and I were kind of like, do we want to do this? Do we need this? We're very committed. We're going to be committed to being co-parents.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I don't know if I can promise until death do us part. I can promise I'm always gonna co-parent with you. And so we kind of left it at that. And so particularly with my older son's dad, that really worked for us. We were both attorneys, we both were from LA, had family here. And then with my younger son's dad,
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
it wasn't calculated not to get married but it was definitely calculated to have another kid so that Luke had a sibling right and that sibling also has an older sister so there were really three of them and they were all five years apart so Alix at the time was 10 Luke was five and then Jack was was one so that was kind of how we raised our kids and so it worked and you know
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
how I know, and you know I know, because you do it too, that you can coexist peacefully, lovingly, respectfully with another parent that's not living in the same house with you is because we do it. We have their backs. We take care of them if things are going wrong. Everybody does birthday parties together.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I mean, your family's birthday parties are a little different than my family's birthday parties. But everybody's welcome, and I think that's so important as a family to a kid to see that, to always see parents that are getting along. And I think it's important for us as moms.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I mean, we have this village, this tribe of people, women and men, who are there to kind of help us and fill in the blanks if we need it. And that's huge for us and for our kids. Don't you agree?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Letting them know, like, whatever feelings I might have about your dad, I love him because he's my family and he's your family. So we're going to work this out.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I think it might have been maybe your dad with your mom and then your mom with Bruce.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
My parents divorced when I was 16, and they did it that way too, super civilly. They both married other people, and then my mom passed away in 2019. But the morning that she died, we were at her house in Malibu with her husband, my dad, my ex, who was Luke's dad, and then my, at the time, current boyfriend. Everybody was there around her when she went. And it was...
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Again, another example of in those kind of clinch times, the people that are important to you are there.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I was trying to get a divorce for like a year and a half or two years something like that and I don't remember either he wouldn't sign he signed he signed right before the coma yes and so we were able to get all the paperwork done and this is back in the day where you would actually go down to court and file paperwork and so
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
A lot of the people that worked at Los Angeles Superior Court kind of knew me from being around. Probably when I was a kid, I would go with my dad. But, you know, it's the same people going in. So I had taken the paperwork down to the court a couple of days before. And I was like, oh, finally, I got this done for Chloe. This is great, whatever.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
So you called me and you said, oh my God, Lamar's gonna come and we need to stop the paperwork. I'm like, stop the paperwork. It's in the system, you know? Yes, you're like, it's on the judge's desk, I think is what you said. So I fly down to Los Angeles Superior Court and you know me a little bit.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Like back in the day, I would like try to dress up like a lawyer and wear my like little suits and whatever. But when I wasn't being a lawyer, I was wearing something usually comfortable. totally different, which is what I was wearing that day. And I go down to court and I like flag the woman down and I'm like, hey, you know, you knew me.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I dropped a judgment off a couple days ago and I need to pull it back. And she's like, there's no pulling it back. And I was like, no, no, no, you don't understand. I really need to do it. It's for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. And she's like, I don't know who that is. And I was like, no. Okay. I go, please, please, for these people, for me.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
And she's like, I know who you are, but I'm not doing that for you. And then I don't even know. I was like so desperate. I go, what about for love? And she's like, for love? And I was like, yes, for love. They were in love. She doesn't want to pull it back. She needs to take care of him.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
and she's like for love and i don't know if she was just thought i was hilarious or she really also is a crusader for love she goes wait here and she like i don't know where she went into the bowels of the courthouse she got it she brought it back it hadn't been signed we've dialed the whole thing back i remember like running to my car and calling you and being like chloe i got it i got the judgment back for love we did it for love no and doesn't she tell that like when you see her doesn't she say that sometimes when i'm walking by and again i'm not down there that often because post covered we do a lot remotely
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
It's almost as good as my sweatshirt that says Kim is my lawyer.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
Both of my parents. I mean, my dad really taught me so much about not being a lawyer, being a critical thinker, you know, being somebody that was like, okay, I think there's two sides to every story. And he really, I was in debate in high school and he really taught me kind of how to argue. I was a rhetoric major when I was in college at Cal and I kind of love discourse.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
I love having a conversation about something and kind of talking things through. I'm sure anybody I dated would be like, yeah, it's fucking great.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
um and so definitely my dad and also he kind of showed me without meaning to how to run a business i mean i run our firm now and you know so many mornings he's in the desert but we text every morning at like 5 30 and he's like any news how's the firm whatever and i'll tell him all of my list of complaints about whoever didn't come in that day and how hard it is to get the millennials working in the office and whatever else and he's like yep you're learning important lessons and i'm like bro you never had
Khloé in Wonder Land
Do it for Love ft. Laura Wasser
any of this kind of stuff we've been talking about important lessons then my mom who is like the consummate cheerleader she was just the greatest most positive happy upbeat unconditional love super cool bunny wasser like most of my friends from elementary school and high school are like oh my god bunny she raised us like mine was the house that everybody went to and we would all eat coffee ice cream and the Hadley's trail mix that you pick up on the way down to Palm Springs and my parents were really young like mom was