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Jimmie Whisman

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Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10086.335

She's verbose as fuck, so she's going to write a book of some sort.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10179.261

Everywhere you've heard of it.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10213.934

This week's executive producer, Gary Howard, Jordan Bennett. Jordan Bennett and Simon, they're on their way back to England.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10226.785

Neil and Blow Me is having a lovely day.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10234.591

They think that I didn't want to. They for sure know that I knew that.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10245.569

Tara Lathan, a little turpentine will do the trick, James. That's a Captain Ron joke.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10253.091

Stephanie Chaitin, chatting maybe. Danae Lynn, thank you, Danae. Good to see you.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10257.632

Other producers this week are Happy Hour in Conroe, Texas, checking in. Good to see you, Happy Hour. Why, thank you. Liz Vasquez, Peyton Meadows, Janice Hill, Tiffany Gonzalez, Seda Morris, Jen with two Ns, no last name.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10271.135

Yeah, they're terrific people.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10273.795

Mindy Bybert. Bo-Yo Nasty. Okay. I don't know.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10279.897

I don't know. Brielle Hurd. Amendola with no last name. Amandala.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10287.659

Amendola is certainly a last name.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10291.9

It might be Amandala. Chandler Jensen. Zachary McAdam, Brandy Korn Probst. Korn Probst. Korn like the band Probst, like the host of fucking Survivor. Beck J., Matthew Graff, Santa, Ferrets, Michelle, M-I-S-H-A-E-L-L-E. That is not Michelle.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10317.842

Wow. Your mom is so mean. Gap7, John Villa, Amber with no last name, Liam Ostrander.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10326.592

Michael Ryan, Anthony Logobo. Logobo. Logobo. Logobo. Anthony, that's a tough one. Logobo. Carrie Kelly, Emily with no last name, Courtney Dashner, Samantha Beachler, Amanda Martinez, Blake Zerbes, Olivia Aturio, Carrie Redman, Amy Pearl, Mike on a horse with no last name. Okay. He has no last name.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10357.08

Brittany Giner. You son of a bitch.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10361.723

I don't like that at all. Sarah with no last name. Peggy Johnson. Amber Jackson. Nathan Couch. Sabrina McCracken. Sarah Drulow. Jeff Moose White. Mackenzie Adams. Jeff Simpson. Ebrook 16. Adam with no last name. Eric Linville. Golden Roses. Not all... Bitches wear capes. Okay. Jim Jam. Marsha Gleason. Nicole Halaiko. Misha Robinson. Louise Meeks. James Bruce. Jay Brooks. Is that Josh Brooks?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10389.123

Perhaps. Maybe just Jay Brooks. Danny with no last name. Keith Wilson. C-H. The letters C and H. Chili Willie. Josh Rhea. Rhea, perhaps. Morgan Olson. Jennifer Stringer. Kay. This show brought to you by the letter K. Karen Bamford. Laura Lavoie. Cheryl Brands. Brandes. Brandes. Brandes.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1040.461

There's got to be two left.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10406.736

Paula Ricard, Adam Schaefer, Justine with no last name, Luis Muirhead, Chris Drew Carey, I don't believe you, a crooked pinky, a crooked pinky, M with no last name, Joni Jones, Johnny Jones, I don't know, Nikki Marie, Quentin with no last name, Ruben Ravellis, Sam Ellis, Chris Cozzolino, Alexandria Huertelka. Fucking wow. G with no last name. Sky with no last name. Sarah T. Monica Horton.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10438.769

Jill Kelly. Best little cat house in Wyobraska. Is Wyoming close to it? It is close to Nebraska.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1045.844

Isley. They got different.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10453.199

Can you get in Wyobraska? I don't know.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10458.743

That's great. Qualifying. Kenry. Kenny. That's great. Qualifying? Is that a – okay. All right. Melanie Buckley. Christina Plyler. Billy White. Casey with no last name. Jennifer Cox. Jeff Dubwigny. Jason with no last name. Jason Cecil.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10487.299

Igor, uh, holy fuck. Wow, that's a weird name. Svijanovic, Svijanov.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10502.313

Igor, Igor. It's pronounced Igor. Jessica Vandervelt, uh... Michaela Hanson, Jacob Gonzalez, James with no last name, A. Bell, Will Hung, I hope, is that William? No fucking way that's the real guy. Beth Silvey, Shannon Poole, ElectricDivaCreations.com, Michelle Gulch, Emily Bulchili, Catherine Vogler, Vogler, Vogler maybe, Corey with no last name, Chris C., Alexandra Wong, Rachel Gaziel, Gaziel,

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1052.288

Wallace is in there.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10534.515

Karen Ruth, Carson Oster, Laura Myers, Becky Sargent, Samantha Hercules, Charles Withrow, Carolyn with no last name, Maris Lohr, Jessica Johnson, Andrew with no last name, K, the letter K, Emily Garcia, Christine Struzy, Rob Heyer, John James Webb, Sarah with no last name.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1054.61

They don't even have an Isley last name anymore.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10556.207

Olivia Christensen, Paul Caracato, Sabrina M., Sabrina Harvey, Peter Reynolds, Chris with no last name, Alicia Porter, Christina Reisbeck, Alisa Schramm, Omli Zeki. Jay Lynn with no last name. Rose with no last name. Mike. Mike. M-E-I-K-E. Is that meek? Mike. Jolie Vette. That's a foreign name. Laura with no last name. Amy DeBroom. Shannon Sullivan. Kara Shocks. Libby Kilgore.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1057.271

Down the family tree.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

10588.369

And all of our patrons, thank you so much. Thank you, everybody, so much.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1081.88

I just found out that one of their names is literally Flesh and. That's his name. Flesh and Bone.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1092.623

It's the dumbest fucking thing. How do you have a festival that has Laney Wilson and Bone Thugs?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1113.617

Hell, yeah. I mean, because... Yeah, nobody else.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1120.642

What the fuck is happening?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1133.711

What the fuck? They're just like, is anybody available to fix music?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1166.733

Yeah. This is the craziest thing I've ever heard of.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1192.901

You wouldn't program a radio station with all those people.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1199.203

You're listening to 99.3.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1203.884

Welcome to 99.3, the what? Where every time a song comes on, you go, what?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1218.928

What the fuck is this?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1280.592

I like the other ones so much better.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1286.774

I guess you got to do the summer sizzle right before the other one to get you really in the mood to see music.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1402.855

And you get your own customers. You got to go market yourself. It's a tough gig. It's like comedy, but...

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1457.951

She knows all the facts, all the facts. And when man was always sick.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1466.311

I think it killed him.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1472.536

I think he died first of all of them. I don't know.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1556.538

Yeah. Judy Garland did a terrible death.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1601.61

Cause she's mastered the art of amicable separation.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1864.428

She didn't have any kids, but she had a whole bunch of them.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

1904.228

I took my daughter doing that stuff for funsies. Yeah.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2010.065

I've seen it from... Yes, but it's just like chicks named Jessica that just don't want to conform to the normal ways.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2022.66

That's a cowgirl name.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2059.355

Or you do it for very, very wealthy folks.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2084.09

That'll help, yeah.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2135.712

That's very impressive that she's able to pull that off and figure that out.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2146.797

Is that a stubborn lady that doesn't want to or somebody that just is like, you guys do it and I don't care?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2160.83

Or everything she does, she keeps the lifestyle that she still can do it that way.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2180.861

Take me to the box office so that I can buy tickets because I didn't buy them.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2324.292

So, yeah, she stood a long time.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2370.664

Sound like the Midwest.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2383.669

Sounds like environmental disease though.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2387.631

All the things that, yeah.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2398.667

That's six months. Would you say a quarter mile of kielbasa? How much? How much would you say?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2412.182

Curds brought beer. How much? How far?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2437.938

That's got to be the most frustrating thing on the planet to have an illness. The doctor is just like, I don't know.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2512.049

I mean, the small bars, you've got pull tabs and there's all kinds of gambling that they do. Meat auctions. There's all kinds of meat raffle is what it's called. They just do weird shit where they throw a couple bucks on something and maybe they'll pay off.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2534.015

A lot of bingo. It's a weird place, man.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2581.379

Hey, I've been thinking.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2592.026

It's a very interesting guy that sat around pondering this all day.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2604.474

It doesn't matter to my life.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2615.862

She's still getting up, putting on scrubs, leaving the house?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2624.188

And he's going to sit at the bar and drink his ass off.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2649.379

Sits over there and scrubs?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

2730.777

In small towns, too, you kind of have to because otherwise if you hate somebody enough to where you can't be around them, that eliminates a lot of the places you can go.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3059.504

You're transparent. You are one of those geckos.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3210.478

Make a sick lady come over to you?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3246.072

Consider this your invitation. Goodbye.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3294.491

I don't know the witch's name, but yeah.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3356.11

Forty one fifty to Anthony.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3402.242

OK, tetrahydrozoline.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3427.259

Oh, that's tetrahydrozoline.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3528.624

Hmm. Interesting. So she's got crushed up meds on her chest and she's sucking on a Visine.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3536.971

Capri Sun and a Visine somehow.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3730.567

She was another one of- She got out of prison and went right to her?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

380.009

Okay, so one of those ice towns that, like, delivered the ice? Like, they would ship it?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

3862.381

She was real big on it.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4009.619

What movie was that Jeep in?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4109.051

Where there's so many cameras.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4115.633

Financial things there are very well viewed.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4127.22

So you feel anonymous because nobody knows your name, but your face is very well known.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

416.137

They've convinced me.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4179.583

Oh, Scott got it, too.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4200.351

All three bedrooms.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4203.914

Wall-to-wall bedroom sets.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4244.754

So many. Everything the internet, every app, everything we've done has been ways to fucking scheme and connive.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4260.126

Probably one of the two scheme connive to fuck.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4315.01

She doesn't go there.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4472.968

Yeah. Yeah. Nobody ever thinks this. I squirt this bottle in my throat.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4556.879

I've heard of Vizine going in drinks to make people sick.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4567.889

But I've never heard of it being a tetrahydrozoline poisoning. That'd have to be like so many eye drops.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4581.342

This is weird. This tastes like dry ice. Why does it taste like this?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4607.84

They're murder guys.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4616.523

I'm sorry they want you to pay child support. That's crazy.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

464.89

Ugh, that'd be looming and daunting.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4648.055

No, I'm not murder cops.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4665.399

Standing on it like that is weird.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4724.742

She really tried hard to explain it and got nowhere.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4750.834

Yeah. In exchange for you doing what you're doing, I paid your child... I paid your... Your car payment directly.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4803.143

More commonly known as the shit that Ben Stein sells people.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4832.228

If it got in her bloodstream.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4837.491

Did she snort it? How did she do this?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

488.089

Yeah. Meijer's like everything.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

4975.966

Oh, I got some things to say.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

502.579

Yeah, let's go through the Walmart and the Weed Whacker section.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5043.287

We don't have Visine. We got Clear Eyes. That'll do.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5058.283

That's fine as long as it's got Grey Goose.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5070.997

Ah, vodka, Vizine. Who the fuck says that?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5077.424

What cops is going to be like, oh, that explains it.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5088.408

Lady, that just made it so much weirder.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5105.013

That's what she did.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5155.498

Right. Did you mix this? Was it on the rocks or neat?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5203.052

Yeah. You just slept on this, and this is what you came back to us with.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5237.168

Can you run on up to Walgreens and get me my mixers?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5391.303

Knocking guns out of her hand.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5423.049

Look, it's called anticipation and suspension.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5427.935

I need to have some suspense on this story.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5454.434

She's getting sleep from Visine?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5464.679

That's the depressant.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5481.989

Had nothing to do with the vodka at all.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5526.333

A whole six pack of Visine.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5540.267

Nobody's ever described the measurement of Visine as... How many bottles?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5554.911

If you get a piece of dog shampoo in your eye, you will squirt that shit in there, but you're not...

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5582.841

That's the craziest thing that we've ever said.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5592.103

I think she had six. That's way too much to drive.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5713.911

You've given us three different stories and then open credit cards after a woman vising herself to death.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5755.119

Oh, she probably Googled cyanide and then clicked the document and downloaded it.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5771.935

She probably clicked and it didn't happen and then clicked some other stuff and didn't realize that she downloaded it.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

5866.117

Click. Done. I'm still paying for the shit that she got broken by the cops.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6110.728

He's the only person in history to be banned from eye drop.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6238.237

We can't do it. She wants us to mount a defense that is just illogical and unethical.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6252.967

I'm not going to tell a jury of 12 of my peers that something is addictive that is not addictive.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6267.41

I've got to go sit down with these people in the future. I don't go to jail when you do.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6277.021

They're going to be saying things like Visine withdrawals at me.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6498.507

The woman's trying her best to get healthy, for Christ's sake.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6534.932

Sometimes. Look, man, some dummies like me. This chair chair with four legs.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6550.158

Maybe he was trying to find an interesting word, you know, in like fucking lazy boy or recliner or... Fucking, yeah, something.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6881.919

That's more than I would need.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6890.822

Nine and a half hours is way too long.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

6898.048

You guys could eat, huh? Okay. We're going to argue this out over a vodka and Visine?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7046.903

It's an old gal. Yeah, you know, like that kind of, you know. Make it sound like you smoked for 40 years.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7057.587

Yeah, make it sound like one of the Simpsons sisters.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

718.564

For half an acre, it's almost 200 grand.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7183.053

Oh, for fuck's sake. That's a woman.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7240.465

Thanks for being a pal about this. Thank you.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7273.444

I'm considering your family.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7304.016

Considering your child may have to visit you through glass for a while.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7346.176

You're not allowed.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7350.438

I wish I had their names and their family and their addresses.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7418.668

They don't even talk to me.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7453.937

Yeah, they're allowed in.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7457.979

Because you're in trouble.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

754.982

That's not been a selling point, a selling feature that turned anybody on for quite some time.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7665.569

Probably sounds like I'm beating around the bush, and I am, but it's because you need to do some thinking about how this has to unfold and be done.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7783.4

I guess they expire in, I don't know.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7807.176

That word really fucks murderers.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7865.003

So Lynn's a murderer.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7881.247

So she felt bad about killing her mom, so she gave away money to perfect strangers to heal her own heart.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7890.289

Give away all of her worldly possessions because she's down to 80 bucks now.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7898.777

And then she gave it all away down to 80 bucks and was like, well, I got nothing left, so it's time to go away.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

7908.989

Time to go visit Ben Stein.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8020.285

You weren't good at it at all.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8126.107

And action. And go. I need you to do this like everybody does Christopher Walken. How are your impressions?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8139.919

And then say, hold on, I need to light one of these Benson and Hedges.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8161.436

Oh, Christ, I feel so much better now that I have a cigarette.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8186.118

This is the greatest thing that's ever happened.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8211.809

I can set you up with some background noise and you're... This is great.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8244.657

Don't put any new releases. No wicked.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8275.009

Don't have the tonight's news on.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8283.431

Welcome to Super Bowl 59.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8307.569

Gives time for pause.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8312.094

Think and then turn over.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8350.644

No, you don't understand. Yeah, I was robbing – I wasn't robbing the bank. I was helping that person.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8368.115

You're helping. That's why you need the gloves.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8400.462

Where they have a camera right in your fucking face.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

851.461

The Watt family, yeah.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8512.35

Never gotten diarrhea here ever.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

853.343

They're from Pewaukee?

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

864.671

Should have told this story.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8700.112

This is like... When you lift your arms, you have no bingo wings.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8753.907

Jesse, put this away. There's no place like home.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

8895.425

Make her admit to murder, admit to suicide, and then strip her of dignity and tell everybody how much she used herself as a toilet.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

893.773

Antiquated, obsolete bullshit.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

9056.607

It's a little drop. It's like .8 milliliters.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

910.1

When butter churning is your activity, you really have nothing happening.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

9119.01

But thank God because we got everything.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

919.545

I saw a video of an old lady butter churning online recently, and it essentially just looks like she's giving a really great hand job.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

946.338

Just close your eyes and don't look at who's doing it.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

9466.418

But don't worry. I'm going to die with nothing. So it's fine.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

9536.385

She's giving away everything. Jim gets my Uno game.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

9687.746

She has got a lot to say.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

9805.737

You're not happy that you're in prison. That's the thing.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

9814.995

Have you guys heard of making a murderer? That's what they did to me.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

9863.535

You're going to find out all your rights.

Small Town Murder

#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin

9991.88

I don't need you to talk.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1010.456

Calvin Klein's that wouldn't sell elsewhere. And she's dragging that fucking cart, that wagon, that foldable wagon. They have Adidas sweatsuits. Do you watch? Should I get one? Do you want just the pants or do you want the matching set? It's only $38 for both.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

10126.009

Manipulating the body after post-mortem is so rare. It doesn't happen that much.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

10586.871

This is Executive Producers Gary Howard, Seta and Bug, Amanda Brennan, Cam and Wendy Koshwara. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Jordan Bennett and Simon. They made it back to England. Happy travels, man. Good for you guys. They go tomorrow.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

10604.082

And Jared McMillan, thank you guys for everything you do. You're fucking amazing. Other producers this week are Happy Hour in Hobson, New Mexico, Janice Hill, Peyton Meadows, Adam with no last name, Leslie with no last name, Bad A. Davis. I think that means they're... I think the A stands for ass, James. I really do. I really believe that. Nice.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

10625.469

Saquon Person. Rose with no last name. Lacey Renee. Heather Kirkwood. Riley Rumpus. Leah Baskett. Yep. Baskett. Brooke Dolan. Stephanie DeShazo. Brian Watkins. Courtney Rathbun. AJ Baldonza. Yep. Justin Boone, Karen Fretting, S. Valere, Valerie. Valerie? Not ween-eye? Not ween-eye? I don't know what you're trying to get me to say. Yeah, maybe it's not weenie. I don't know, James.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

10657.343

Notorious G-Man. I got that one. Chris with no last name. Jimmy P. Angie with no last name. Cody Pinkstock. Lori Davis. Burgundy Escobar. Valerie Ayala. Noah H. Colleen Sams. Terry with no last name. Lindsay Benedict. Caroline Moore. Oh, boy. Hajni. Hajni with no last name. Hunter with no last name. Megan Grice. Maybe Grise. Who knows? Maybe it's Grise. Courtney Douglas. Elevate. Thank you.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

10700.444

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#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

10799.27

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Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1095.848

A bunch of male dogs walking around with their dicks out.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1100.729

Because the whores are just traipsing across the stage. Oh, look at them. These bitches are everywhere.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1179.748

Throw cornhole in your search engine.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1230.437

In a 2012 Honda Civic that screeches when you shift gears.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1286.6

Oh, God, the poor bastard.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1292.165

Look up early for this shit.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1297.967

The fries, James. You're making hash browns and shitty eggs.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1340.129

I used to have to take the trash out of the pizza joint and that yeast and milk.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1344.432

That bad shit soaking in there forever. And then people just throw the bag into the back room. And then once a day, somebody has to go back there to take the, and you're throwing like 13 bags of giant amounts of trash that are leaking. It's so gross.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1455.286

It's never been a mannequin ever.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1474.237

Saw it and walked closer.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1497.877

I'd call 911 and say, it's never a mannequin.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1578.012

Just a dumping and the body rested like that.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

1936.853

Oh, she wants out of everything.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

252.9

It's the deepest creek you've ever been in.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

2982.222

Yeah, but if you speed art up, James, you put clay all over the fucking place.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3043.304

Certainly lends to some bizarre behavior.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3158.427

You're giving him all the responsibility of a kid in detention, though.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3165.491

That's all the punishment at the school, and you're making him do it at the police station.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3177.769

Got his own cubby at the station, too. How about it?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3212.265

Yeah, I mean, wow. Weird, right? The first black cop that I think I... was fucking Carl Winslow. I don't know. No, no, maybe it was the other Winslow in Police Academy.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3232.973

I didn't see cops that much.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3243.735

Dudes that were in the military, got it discharged, and they're like, now what?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3254.374

I don't know. First black cop I saw was Hightower.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3286.257

Let's leave out my hemorrhoids.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3343.256

I just picked it up and put it under my arm.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3808.807

Yeah. What the hell is going on? Why are they crawling through? What are they doing?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3820.377

And that's how we snuck in?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3826.704

Yeah. They just walked out of the bathroom and right into the right on in.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3894.161

burning a hole in Big Daddy.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3942.406

One ran and took the other guy with him.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3964.859

Yeah, I didn't know where to watch it. I know those existed. Around, but I didn't know where to go to see it.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

3981.849

How do you get to Tucson?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4014.568

You made me read it. I fucking hate it.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4097.25

Horse collision and polo.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

415.308

There's got to be a door there somewhere.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4217.816

It's amazing that he has so many adult dreams.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4290.675

He already knows that if the light's on inside the room, anybody in the room can't see outside the window.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4323.442

He doesn't like to be called black?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4672.914

You can't report your dignity stolen or your safety or your, uh, your comfort in your own home, your peace of mind, your violated.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4728.669

It's the guy that just picked him up and refuses to admit that it's his.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4738.896

And actively and aloud proclaims it.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4839.291

That's a couple of friends.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4852.33

My old stepdad and his broad.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4888.649

George's mom's got it going on.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

490.734

Yeah, well, you've got to keep the name because otherwise people won't know that it's the same shop.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

4934.806

I can't believe it. We're just like them. Wow. Just different colors.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

511.186

You're not a Costco shopper, are you?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

534.166

A pallet of kegs of cheese puffs. It's crazy the amount that they sell people.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

5709.217

In retrospect, by 18, everybody should know, oh, this is going to go so bad for this kid.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

5727.904

They get into coke, too, at that point and have a terrible drug problem.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

5732.087

He's still by 35. They've got three kids.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

5798.018

You can go under the house if you want.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

5808.003

There's certainly protection from the elements. Jesus.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

589.156

I don't know. 97 of May.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

5935.128

It would be so bad for him.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

5959.414

He's not his brother at all.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6068.61

He's a thoughtful fella.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6072.092

It's kind of genius, though, because how many times have you ever woken up and you got cash? It's almost gaslighting. Yeah. Almost, but not quite that much. I can't steal anything from you. You spent it probably. I don't know.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6092.219

Yeah, or they'll just- Did I have 40 or 20?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6096.161

You certainly had 20, yeah. Yeah. Because if I had 40 and somebody stole any, they'd steal all 40.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6206.185

Already doing less than a week.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6241.899

Oh, he's not light-skinned?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6268.315

It's almost racist, yeah.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

633.541

Not a lot of boarded up houses.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6416.209

Just right out of the till.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

645.292

That's the only thing they're good for.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6615.574

They've taken your fingerprints. They know your name. They know your face. They know you.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6762.523

Boost probably has a crazy effect on that guy.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6776.65

That wasn't even, I don't know. That was scary. It's scary to see a little guy that hammered.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6801.004

And if we don't look at them as children, we look at them with- Our brains. Yeah. Yeah. Just with the care of a child.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

6989.308

Anybody could have done that.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7001.457

Didn't make a paper mache head like Alcatraz. He just fucking kicked a window and walked out.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7010.701

That's more on you than it is him. Jesus, you gave him an opportunity to break a window.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7044.374

So much for the anal sex.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7117.629

To set yourself apart as lower than Denny's clientele.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7139.14

Yeah, remember when that was a thing? Wow.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7160.771

Is that how much those fuckers were making?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7173.006

That's a lot of quarters.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7249.755

What did he do at Black Angus?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7258.261

He's really running the gamut on the bottom rung of whatever it is the restaurant offers.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7424.906

They're taking pent up, guys not getting laid, all that.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7531.34

Is that what they smell?

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7535.322

I'm getting notes of gutted venison. No, that's vomit.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7548.054

Yeah. Was that rib cage of a deer? No, it's vomit.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

7684.438

The purse is imperative no matter where you go, especially if you're going out. You're not with somebody. You're by yourself. You got to be able to pay for drinks and shit. Yeah.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

807.922

It's over twice what the average. Wow.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

818.884

Somebody had some extra kids and just added some bedrooms.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

8739.052

As far as I'm sleeping, I felt gross.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

8772.297

It was dark. I don't know.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

888.413

3,000 square feet of this fucking window.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

8999.983

Yeah, because there's a bad man on the loose.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

9418.029

Here's a four by two that I cut out of the bathroom.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

968.58

I like it. It's fascinating that Costco uses Kirkland as their brand. And it's store brand, so it's like the lower rung. But they are treating Kirkland like it's coveted.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

9715.886

Just because there's a murderer and serial killer that breaks into a place doesn't mean that every burglary is him.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

982.507

You tell me Kirkland wine in the street. I'm like, I know the people that are going there.

Small Town Murder

#583 - Charming Serial Killer - Kirkland, Washington

996.905

It'd be guys in, like, cut-off sweatpants.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1068.866

And it depends on which side he's on. Is he fixing things for people or ruining people?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1075.069

So he's helping people get out of tax problems.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1119.884

I might die now. That's why.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1156.331

I've worked my life away in Jersey for this.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1159.292

Connecticut, you know all the taxes I paid outside of Greenwich? To drive this easy go.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1176.577

Complications from the hip. God damn it.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1200.805

They put homicide on the ticket because he did?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1235.793

Yeah, murder battery. It's different.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1248.526

He really has a short temper.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1274.187

If they had money, they'd pay their fucking tax bill.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1343.472

Any rehab center will tell you that.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1495.447

I'm just getting comfy. I'm getting comfy and no one will think I'm local if I act like this. I'm going to do this and wear this Tommy Bahama shirt. Where's my oysters? I want shooters.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1570.4

That would explain why he said, what are you doing?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1628.696

Got this heavy equipment.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1635.383

But the original charge was like...

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1726.438

It appears as though I've made a big mistake.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1772.845

Got to catch up and tell him about his goings, his dealings.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1776.847

I was attacked a couple weeks ago.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

1955.893

He's got a big case he's working on.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2003.403

What does he usually do when he disappears?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2025.381

I mean, he's not using this door. No.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2029.665

I go in and out my garage all day long.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2032.168

If somebody leaves something on my door, I might not see it for a while.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2058.731

It's going to be hard to decipher if there's been a crime.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2100.111

All the big stuff is still there.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2105.433

Well, where the hell would he go?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2138.007

Just sitting there watching Snapped all day.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2148.25

I've seen every Snapped twice.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2268.442

Hmm. I'm confused. How is that confused? Because I'm sitting here. My feet are facing north. My head's facing north.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2294.669

Okay. I'm like, wait, his head's on backwards?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2535.085

She's got reward money, huh?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2547.533

They want this shit solved.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2734.035

And she's got some fraud going on.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2822.461

You're not believing me. I want to go home.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2847.333

Everybody's just driving places and getting shit-faced and being like, now what?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2853.395

You don't do some fucking planning before you go out?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

2950.083

Fuck that guy. And I'm not going to deal with it.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3018.277

She knew this the last time that she talked to the cops.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3021.459

What has changed that she now wants to see?

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3029.025

She's never getting out.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

324.766

Opposite of Fort Myers.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

328.887

Fort Myers is just south of Tampa on the west side.

Small Town Murder

#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3333.32

And sometimes it's more than you expect.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

341.651

I'll bet it's directly across from Fort Myers.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3504.857

That's what he burned him with?

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3531.443

And she knows all about it.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3557.303

Oh, so that's a problem. So much for Maybelline, Michelle.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3564.786

Maybe it's fucking visceral.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3648.696

Talk about that over a plate of fucking Southwest egg rolls.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3672.115

OJ Simpson precipitated this.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3691.248

You're a fucking sprinkler repair guy.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3694.269

You installed the ceiling fan.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3732.908

What the fuck are they talking about?

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3738.193

They're so fucked up, they don't know what reality is.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3872.443

It needs double fucking plastic barriers to contain it.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

388.925

That was the compact for some reason.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3888.328

They got cleared out. They only got one left.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

391.927

Those ones were aerodynamic, like they were going to be going down the freeway.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3943.962

Making sure he was charged correctly.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

3949.71

Yeah, because she definitely stole that money.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4030.109

I cannot imagine. Gross.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4054.366

She said this and this happened. What the fuck? You're just going to say, well, she's the only one that knows.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4066.432

Yeah. Yeah. If you do testify, that gives them the opportunity to talk to you.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4076.917

So you know how to get crack? Yep.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4117.625

That's some rough-ass sex.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4124.049

You couldn't come in eight minutes?

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4141.3

Nor is that story physically impossible.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4146.443

It's physically impossible.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4158.969

No, I heard a lot of people are mad.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4257.644

Oh, it's over for you, Tom.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4327.413

Threw the whole thing away.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4345.606

Where's money going to come from if he's not doing services?

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4354.673

Yeah, that is a very cracky plan.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4404.124

People work longer shifts at gas stations.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4586.221

They're all still bad stories.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4588.743

You don't show somebody how to use a gun by putting it in their chest.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4603.444

The other story is real. The deer one's unbelievable, but I shot her because somebody was raping her and putting my jizz in her.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4658.181

Oh, that's going to be a great kid when we release him.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4662.107

Oh, my God. He's going right the fuck back.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4666.273

To survive in Florida prison.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4681.909

That's like a folded-up tent.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4750.432

Why do they all want to sing?

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

4759.579

And comics just want to play the drums.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

506.511

From time to time you're dodging bullets?

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

522.923

People are finding out that it's cheap there.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

528.126

Go find somewhere cheap and don't tell anybody.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

531.949

And it's going to go up before you know it.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

566.607

You're here for eternity?

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

591.547

Sounds like he's probably doing a lot of drugs.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

653.165

We respect the shit out of them, but keep them somewhere else.

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676.76

That feels real gross.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

701.384

These oysters are boxing.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

722.677

You have belly full of oysters.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

745.04

Oh, that pre-stage is part of the name.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

752.703

The opposite of Johnny Paycheck, but also the opposite of Johnny Debt.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

768.951

I'll bet that's a good band.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

831.503

Ronald or Ashley may be his last name?

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860.606

That's a... Successful Southern man.

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930.43

I've had a lot of lawyers do that at the beginning. Probably crack. Like, how the fuck am I going to make it now?

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

946.987

At the end of it, there's a crescendo of like either a dissertation or you've got to take the bar exam. Yeah. That is not.

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960.996

The nice part about the bar is a lot of very famous lawyers have failed it several times.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

967.678

You can fail it a million times and come right back.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

971.82

Yeah. Now he's got it.

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#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida

990.48

Yeah, he knows now, but he didn't for a long time.