Jimmie Whisman
Appearances
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
She's verbose as fuck, so she's going to write a book of some sort.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
This week's executive producer, Gary Howard, Jordan Bennett. Jordan Bennett and Simon, they're on their way back to England.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Neil and Blow Me is having a lovely day.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
They think that I didn't want to. They for sure know that I knew that.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Tara Lathan, a little turpentine will do the trick, James. That's a Captain Ron joke.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Stephanie Chaitin, chatting maybe. Danae Lynn, thank you, Danae. Good to see you.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Other producers this week are Happy Hour in Conroe, Texas, checking in. Good to see you, Happy Hour. Why, thank you. Liz Vasquez, Peyton Meadows, Janice Hill, Tiffany Gonzalez, Seda Morris, Jen with two Ns, no last name.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Mindy Bybert. Bo-Yo Nasty. Okay. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I don't know. Brielle Hurd. Amendola with no last name. Amandala.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
It might be Amandala. Chandler Jensen. Zachary McAdam, Brandy Korn Probst. Korn Probst. Korn like the band Probst, like the host of fucking Survivor. Beck J., Matthew Graff, Santa, Ferrets, Michelle, M-I-S-H-A-E-L-L-E. That is not Michelle.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Wow. Your mom is so mean. Gap7, John Villa, Amber with no last name, Liam Ostrander.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Michael Ryan, Anthony Logobo. Logobo. Logobo. Logobo. Anthony, that's a tough one. Logobo. Carrie Kelly, Emily with no last name, Courtney Dashner, Samantha Beachler, Amanda Martinez, Blake Zerbes, Olivia Aturio, Carrie Redman, Amy Pearl, Mike on a horse with no last name. Okay. He has no last name.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I don't like that at all. Sarah with no last name. Peggy Johnson. Amber Jackson. Nathan Couch. Sabrina McCracken. Sarah Drulow. Jeff Moose White. Mackenzie Adams. Jeff Simpson. Ebrook 16. Adam with no last name. Eric Linville. Golden Roses. Not all... Bitches wear capes. Okay. Jim Jam. Marsha Gleason. Nicole Halaiko. Misha Robinson. Louise Meeks. James Bruce. Jay Brooks. Is that Josh Brooks?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Perhaps. Maybe just Jay Brooks. Danny with no last name. Keith Wilson. C-H. The letters C and H. Chili Willie. Josh Rhea. Rhea, perhaps. Morgan Olson. Jennifer Stringer. Kay. This show brought to you by the letter K. Karen Bamford. Laura Lavoie. Cheryl Brands. Brandes. Brandes. Brandes.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Paula Ricard, Adam Schaefer, Justine with no last name, Luis Muirhead, Chris Drew Carey, I don't believe you, a crooked pinky, a crooked pinky, M with no last name, Joni Jones, Johnny Jones, I don't know, Nikki Marie, Quentin with no last name, Ruben Ravellis, Sam Ellis, Chris Cozzolino, Alexandria Huertelka. Fucking wow. G with no last name. Sky with no last name. Sarah T. Monica Horton.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Jill Kelly. Best little cat house in Wyobraska. Is Wyoming close to it? It is close to Nebraska.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Can you get in Wyobraska? I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
That's great. Qualifying. Kenry. Kenny. That's great. Qualifying? Is that a – okay. All right. Melanie Buckley. Christina Plyler. Billy White. Casey with no last name. Jennifer Cox. Jeff Dubwigny. Jason with no last name. Jason Cecil.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Igor, uh, holy fuck. Wow, that's a weird name. Svijanovic, Svijanov.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Igor, Igor. It's pronounced Igor. Jessica Vandervelt, uh... Michaela Hanson, Jacob Gonzalez, James with no last name, A. Bell, Will Hung, I hope, is that William? No fucking way that's the real guy. Beth Silvey, Shannon Poole, ElectricDivaCreations.com, Michelle Gulch, Emily Bulchili, Catherine Vogler, Vogler, Vogler maybe, Corey with no last name, Chris C., Alexandra Wong, Rachel Gaziel, Gaziel,
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Karen Ruth, Carson Oster, Laura Myers, Becky Sargent, Samantha Hercules, Charles Withrow, Carolyn with no last name, Maris Lohr, Jessica Johnson, Andrew with no last name, K, the letter K, Emily Garcia, Christine Struzy, Rob Heyer, John James Webb, Sarah with no last name.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
They don't even have an Isley last name anymore.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Olivia Christensen, Paul Caracato, Sabrina M., Sabrina Harvey, Peter Reynolds, Chris with no last name, Alicia Porter, Christina Reisbeck, Alisa Schramm, Omli Zeki. Jay Lynn with no last name. Rose with no last name. Mike. Mike. M-E-I-K-E. Is that meek? Mike. Jolie Vette. That's a foreign name. Laura with no last name. Amy DeBroom. Shannon Sullivan. Kara Shocks. Libby Kilgore.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
And all of our patrons, thank you so much. Thank you, everybody, so much.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I just found out that one of their names is literally Flesh and. That's his name. Flesh and Bone.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
It's the dumbest fucking thing. How do you have a festival that has Laney Wilson and Bone Thugs?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Hell, yeah. I mean, because... Yeah, nobody else.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
What the fuck? They're just like, is anybody available to fix music?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Yeah. This is the craziest thing I've ever heard of.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
You wouldn't program a radio station with all those people.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Welcome to 99.3, the what? Where every time a song comes on, you go, what?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I guess you got to do the summer sizzle right before the other one to get you really in the mood to see music.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
And you get your own customers. You got to go market yourself. It's a tough gig. It's like comedy, but...
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
She knows all the facts, all the facts. And when man was always sick.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I think he died first of all of them. I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Yeah. Judy Garland did a terrible death.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Cause she's mastered the art of amicable separation.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
She didn't have any kids, but she had a whole bunch of them.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I took my daughter doing that stuff for funsies. Yeah.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I've seen it from... Yes, but it's just like chicks named Jessica that just don't want to conform to the normal ways.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Or you do it for very, very wealthy folks.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
That's very impressive that she's able to pull that off and figure that out.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Is that a stubborn lady that doesn't want to or somebody that just is like, you guys do it and I don't care?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Or everything she does, she keeps the lifestyle that she still can do it that way.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Take me to the box office so that I can buy tickets because I didn't buy them.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Sounds like environmental disease though.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
That's six months. Would you say a quarter mile of kielbasa? How much? How much would you say?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Curds brought beer. How much? How far?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
That's got to be the most frustrating thing on the planet to have an illness. The doctor is just like, I don't know.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I mean, the small bars, you've got pull tabs and there's all kinds of gambling that they do. Meat auctions. There's all kinds of meat raffle is what it's called. They just do weird shit where they throw a couple bucks on something and maybe they'll pay off.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
A lot of bingo. It's a weird place, man.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
It's a very interesting guy that sat around pondering this all day.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
She's still getting up, putting on scrubs, leaving the house?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
And he's going to sit at the bar and drink his ass off.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
In small towns, too, you kind of have to because otherwise if you hate somebody enough to where you can't be around them, that eliminates a lot of the places you can go.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
You're transparent. You are one of those geckos.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Consider this your invitation. Goodbye.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I don't know the witch's name, but yeah.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Hmm. Interesting. So she's got crushed up meds on her chest and she's sucking on a Visine.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
She was another one of- She got out of prison and went right to her?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Okay, so one of those ice towns that, like, delivered the ice? Like, they would ship it?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Financial things there are very well viewed.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
So you feel anonymous because nobody knows your name, but your face is very well known.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
So many. Everything the internet, every app, everything we've done has been ways to fucking scheme and connive.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Probably one of the two scheme connive to fuck.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Yeah. Yeah. Nobody ever thinks this. I squirt this bottle in my throat.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I've heard of Vizine going in drinks to make people sick.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
But I've never heard of it being a tetrahydrozoline poisoning. That'd have to be like so many eye drops.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
This is weird. This tastes like dry ice. Why does it taste like this?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I'm sorry they want you to pay child support. That's crazy.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
She really tried hard to explain it and got nowhere.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Yeah. In exchange for you doing what you're doing, I paid your child... I paid your... Your car payment directly.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
More commonly known as the shit that Ben Stein sells people.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Did she snort it? How did she do this?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Yeah, let's go through the Walmart and the Weed Whacker section.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
We don't have Visine. We got Clear Eyes. That'll do.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
That's fine as long as it's got Grey Goose.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Ah, vodka, Vizine. Who the fuck says that?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
What cops is going to be like, oh, that explains it.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Lady, that just made it so much weirder.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Right. Did you mix this? Was it on the rocks or neat?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Yeah. You just slept on this, and this is what you came back to us with.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Can you run on up to Walgreens and get me my mixers?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Look, it's called anticipation and suspension.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I need to have some suspense on this story.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Had nothing to do with the vodka at all.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Nobody's ever described the measurement of Visine as... How many bottles?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
If you get a piece of dog shampoo in your eye, you will squirt that shit in there, but you're not...
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
That's the craziest thing that we've ever said.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I think she had six. That's way too much to drive.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
You've given us three different stories and then open credit cards after a woman vising herself to death.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Oh, she probably Googled cyanide and then clicked the document and downloaded it.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
She probably clicked and it didn't happen and then clicked some other stuff and didn't realize that she downloaded it.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Click. Done. I'm still paying for the shit that she got broken by the cops.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
He's the only person in history to be banned from eye drop.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
We can't do it. She wants us to mount a defense that is just illogical and unethical.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I'm not going to tell a jury of 12 of my peers that something is addictive that is not addictive.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I've got to go sit down with these people in the future. I don't go to jail when you do.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
They're going to be saying things like Visine withdrawals at me.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
The woman's trying her best to get healthy, for Christ's sake.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Sometimes. Look, man, some dummies like me. This chair chair with four legs.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Maybe he was trying to find an interesting word, you know, in like fucking lazy boy or recliner or... Fucking, yeah, something.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Nine and a half hours is way too long.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
You guys could eat, huh? Okay. We're going to argue this out over a vodka and Visine?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
It's an old gal. Yeah, you know, like that kind of, you know. Make it sound like you smoked for 40 years.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Yeah, make it sound like one of the Simpsons sisters.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
For half an acre, it's almost 200 grand.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Thanks for being a pal about this. Thank you.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Considering your child may have to visit you through glass for a while.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I wish I had their names and their family and their addresses.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
That's not been a selling point, a selling feature that turned anybody on for quite some time.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Probably sounds like I'm beating around the bush, and I am, but it's because you need to do some thinking about how this has to unfold and be done.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
So she felt bad about killing her mom, so she gave away money to perfect strangers to heal her own heart.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Give away all of her worldly possessions because she's down to 80 bucks now.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
And then she gave it all away down to 80 bucks and was like, well, I got nothing left, so it's time to go away.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
And action. And go. I need you to do this like everybody does Christopher Walken. How are your impressions?
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
And then say, hold on, I need to light one of these Benson and Hedges.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Oh, Christ, I feel so much better now that I have a cigarette.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
This is the greatest thing that's ever happened.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I can set you up with some background noise and you're... This is great.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Don't put any new releases. No wicked.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
No, you don't understand. Yeah, I was robbing – I wasn't robbing the bank. I was helping that person.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
You're helping. That's why you need the gloves.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Where they have a camera right in your fucking face.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
This is like... When you lift your arms, you have no bingo wings.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Jesse, put this away. There's no place like home.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Make her admit to murder, admit to suicide, and then strip her of dignity and tell everybody how much she used herself as a toilet.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
It's a little drop. It's like .8 milliliters.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
When butter churning is your activity, you really have nothing happening.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
But thank God because we got everything.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
I saw a video of an old lady butter churning online recently, and it essentially just looks like she's giving a really great hand job.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Just close your eyes and don't look at who's doing it.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
But don't worry. I'm going to die with nothing. So it's fine.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
She's giving away everything. Jim gets my Uno game.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
You're not happy that you're in prison. That's the thing.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
Have you guys heard of making a murderer? That's what they did to me.
Small Town Murder
#571 - Murder Martini - Pewaukee, Wisconsin
You're going to find out all your rights.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
And it depends on which side he's on. Is he fixing things for people or ruining people?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
So he's helping people get out of tax problems.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
I've worked my life away in Jersey for this.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Connecticut, you know all the taxes I paid outside of Greenwich? To drive this easy go.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Complications from the hip. God damn it.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
They put homicide on the ticket because he did?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Yeah, murder battery. It's different.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
If they had money, they'd pay their fucking tax bill.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Any rehab center will tell you that.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
I'm just getting comfy. I'm getting comfy and no one will think I'm local if I act like this. I'm going to do this and wear this Tommy Bahama shirt. Where's my oysters? I want shooters.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
That would explain why he said, what are you doing?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
But the original charge was like...
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
It appears as though I've made a big mistake.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Got to catch up and tell him about his goings, his dealings.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
I was attacked a couple weeks ago.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
He's got a big case he's working on.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
What does he usually do when he disappears?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
I mean, he's not using this door. No.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
I go in and out my garage all day long.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
If somebody leaves something on my door, I might not see it for a while.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
It's going to be hard to decipher if there's been a crime.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
All the big stuff is still there.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Well, where the hell would he go?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Just sitting there watching Snapped all day.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Hmm. I'm confused. How is that confused? Because I'm sitting here. My feet are facing north. My head's facing north.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Okay. I'm like, wait, his head's on backwards?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
And she's got some fraud going on.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
You're not believing me. I want to go home.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Everybody's just driving places and getting shit-faced and being like, now what?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
You don't do some fucking planning before you go out?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Fuck that guy. And I'm not going to deal with it.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
She knew this the last time that she talked to the cops.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
What has changed that she now wants to see?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Fort Myers is just south of Tampa on the west side.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
And sometimes it's more than you expect.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
I'll bet it's directly across from Fort Myers.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
That's what he burned him with?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Oh, so that's a problem. So much for Maybelline, Michelle.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Talk about that over a plate of fucking Southwest egg rolls.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
You're a fucking sprinkler repair guy.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
What the fuck are they talking about?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
They're so fucked up, they don't know what reality is.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
It needs double fucking plastic barriers to contain it.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
That was the compact for some reason.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
They got cleared out. They only got one left.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Those ones were aerodynamic, like they were going to be going down the freeway.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Making sure he was charged correctly.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Yeah, because she definitely stole that money.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
She said this and this happened. What the fuck? You're just going to say, well, she's the only one that knows.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Yeah. Yeah. If you do testify, that gives them the opportunity to talk to you.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
So you know how to get crack? Yep.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
You couldn't come in eight minutes?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Nor is that story physically impossible.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
No, I heard a lot of people are mad.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Where's money going to come from if he's not doing services?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Yeah, that is a very cracky plan.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
People work longer shifts at gas stations.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
You don't show somebody how to use a gun by putting it in their chest.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
The other story is real. The deer one's unbelievable, but I shot her because somebody was raping her and putting my jizz in her.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Oh, that's going to be a great kid when we release him.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Oh, my God. He's going right the fuck back.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
And comics just want to play the drums.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
From time to time you're dodging bullets?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
People are finding out that it's cheap there.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Go find somewhere cheap and don't tell anybody.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
And it's going to go up before you know it.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Sounds like he's probably doing a lot of drugs.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
We respect the shit out of them, but keep them somewhere else.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
You have belly full of oysters.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Oh, that pre-stage is part of the name.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
The opposite of Johnny Paycheck, but also the opposite of Johnny Debt.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Ronald or Ashley may be his last name?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
That's a... Successful Southern man.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
I've had a lot of lawyers do that at the beginning. Probably crack. Like, how the fuck am I going to make it now?
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
At the end of it, there's a crescendo of like either a dissertation or you've got to take the bar exam. Yeah. That is not.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
The nice part about the bar is a lot of very famous lawyers have failed it several times.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
You can fail it a million times and come right back.
Small Town Murder
#554 - Murky Murder Motives - Fort Pierce, Florida
Yeah, he knows now, but he didn't for a long time.