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102 - Sherman

1013.823

Maybe, actually. That's probably right. But that's just strengthening. I don't take any of that.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1024.227

i'm like opposite you have a strong ass hairline at like 80 you're gonna be that old man who's just in the nursery no and that's what i'm saying it's gonna be embarrassing because no literally everyone is gonna be like balding and that's gonna be normal and i'm gonna be the one that stands out the most they're gonna be like you're too young to even be in no look at how thick this is this is actually hilarious it's like a it's like a chinchilla or something bro i just can't relate it's just not not me i know and i actually and i actually shed a lot

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1051.639

i shed a lot of hair like i'll catch like like just no you don't know shed you don't know shed like my eye shed already here you're stealing my culture would you donate what's that i tried or donate to me your hair well i tried donating to someone like uh not like a not like a chop don't chop it when it's long i mean like taking i want your your hair uh follicles

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1076.497

Yeah, right? The hair transplants are taken from the back. The back. They bring it up. But I want to, like, go in for surgery and I wake up and then it's you, like, who gave you the hair?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1091.226

Because it's too greasy?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1097.69

I think that's a pretty common experience.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1101.874

They're pretty specific on what they want. Yeah.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

111.007

Oh my God, you chose that? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1114.08

Really?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1116.941

I saw some real sad thing about, like, just poor people in small countries who chopped their hair for very little.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1140.966

Feeling blessed. Have I ever talked about my thumb? I think I've talked about it.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1147.489

What's the update on it? I don't think I've ever talked about it.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1152.292

Yeah, my thumb has been out of commission. It's really annoying. So it's still bad. Still. I went to the gym today. I could not do anything. It's very, very annoying. And I was finally going to call the doctor, but they're closed on Sundays. But... Yeah, just very sure. If anybody knows, could actually help me with this. I just need to know what's going on.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1169.899

If it's a muscle thing, a ligament thing, a bone thing. But yeah, I heard it when I punched Martin. Sorry, bro.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1180.011

I didn't fart.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1182.213

Okay. Okay. Anyways. Yeah. The sound killer. I punched. Imagine you punch and your thumb gets caught and it just goes all the way back. And I'm pretty sure like touch my wrist, like some crazy stuff, but I didn't feel it at all at the time. The adrenaline was so crazy. I mean, I felt it a little, but nowhere near what it was actually, what was actually happening anyway.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1201.258

Last episode, I think we said we're going to go sledding right after the podcast. We went and I just went down once and I just heard it so hard, so badly. It's one of those things like you hit it and you feel the shock all the way up to like the back of your neck.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1217.648

Yeah, and everybody who dabs me up, I have to stop them. A lot of people want to dab me up.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1225.774

You hit one of these. There's nothing you could do. There's nothing cool about it. And there's nothing fun. And I just feel I've gotten really good at this. I've been doing this thing when I hear music. I go, let go. I think this could trend. Try it. Like imagine music was playing.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1261.809

Yeah, I love text-to-speech. We're just going to slowly keep losing fingers until it's only one, and it's going to be like the eye of raw guy, but on our hand. Yeah, or, yeah.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1282.641

What's Sherman? Sherman's got probably only a couple fingers on him. Hey, dude. I'm curious because he's the future. No, yes. He's literally what you were describing. Sherman, do you have any fingers? Be honest.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1300.758

And will we have no fingers in the future?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1313.871

What a dumbass.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1325.137

I'd rather have no fingers.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1360.35

Just shut up. Shut up, Sherm.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1382.283

Let me ask him.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1386.546

Okay, so you don't finger yourself, but you basically, in a weird way, have a fist. Do you fist yourself?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1403.221

Is he listening to me? Let me try again. Like you said, you don't have fingers. So, but you have something similar to a fist. Would you say you fist yourself?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1449.775

I think they've got a sphincter. How do they get rid of the food? It's like starfish. Then they eat and they shit out the same mouth. That's the thing.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1474.883

That's probably the most likely option.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1476.944

Yeah.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1478.706

If I could evolve into something, that's what I would be. Just a floating ball of light. With a massive cock. Sorry. Sherm. How you make my brain squirm.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

149.251

Nightmare rotation.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1495.404

I don't need a Sherm. You live alone too. I know. That's why I'm surprised.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1508.11

Sherm is a drug, isn't it?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1511.029

I think Sherm's a street name for a drug.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1519.076

I really do like him. Yeah, weed. No, it's slang for cigarettes dipped in substances like PCP. Holy shit. And embalming fluid. Embalming fluid.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1534.505

Man, there's so many better options before that.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1541.448

All I can think of is Abraham Lincoln. They, like, embalmed him, like, 30 times. They took him on tour after he died.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1548.131

It just preserves you. Isn't that what they do with those grapes? When they eat them, like, when they turn crunchy? Crunchy?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1580.703

Aren't dogs, isn't that a good part of dogs that they listen to you compared to cats?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1601.515

Who cares? Nobody cares.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1639.28

I mean like maybe like meeting people. It's like, Oh, you have a dog too. What's up?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1646.406

Okay.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1653.672

But it's in that. No, but there's no better than that.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1662.299

But the thrill of her passing by, incredible.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1668.08

Probably happened, though, if you waited long enough.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1671.081

It was never the one you wanted either. Yeah, it was not the ones that I wanted. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's okay. Yeah. I know someone, that old place I used to live, every day, you just walk up and down with this dog. You'd met him once, this dog, with the wheels. Wheels for hind legs.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1687.705

First time, cute. Then I caught him like the fourth time I saw him doing it.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1692.608

He's sad baiting in real life. I see him from like all the way down the block walking. I look at the dog, look at him. And he's like... He almost took Mandy from me. He's like beckoning me to like meet the dog.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1712.872

It's like a chihuahua with no legs.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1718.675

Yes, but every day he's out there meeting people.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1723.537

Yeah, exactly. I don't like that.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1730.8

Yeah. It's like he birthed the baby. I worked really hard. Like he broke its legs so he could walk around. I made the wheelchair for her. Seriously.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1741.252

It probably is admirable for him to do that, but does that border on put it down status?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1755.763

I'd probably give your grandpa a compliment. He's in a wheelchair? He was. Okay. I'd probably say hi, hello. I mean, maybe if you looked at me and smiled, be like, good afternoon. But do they put down that dog? As you, you are a dog owner.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1775.595

Yeah, it has no legs. Because I'm sure there's more issues than that. Like, how does it poop?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1791.146

Is it the Chihuahua with no front legs? Yeah. That was crazy.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1800.814

TikToks?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1808.786

PR, I answer. Put them in the pit. Put them in the pot. Boil them or something. Rap, I was so quick to kill Rhett or, excuse me, Peter.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1820.674

They were just giving me options and kind of describing it. He's like, so this one, I can't do not.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1850.658

Yeah, I know. That's something. I'm that guy. You moved on quick. I didn't move on. I'm the man with the plan. I'm going to be the man at the funeral with the eulogy. Everybody's crying. That's okay. I'll be that person. When it's just me, it's kind of psychopathic. I'm not taking the... I'm not taking the... Like, I could- I should have just mourned. I did mourn quite a bit.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1876.134

Of course. And the day of and I was a mess. But I tried. I put, like, the only $3,000 I had on my bank account. Like, Freddie helped me. He gave me money. I was trying.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1885.081

they were talking about some crazy stuff i got they were saying some black market um shots from china that would cost like 10 grand a month or so or not months excuse me like a i don't know yeah so like i'm amount of money is like okay what are we doing but it was literally black market he was telling me this was for his cat and it was it was it and it wasn't guaranteed to work or something like yeah every time not guaranteed and this is still they have to do more diagnostics whatever look point is it's like

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1911.564

i'll be that guy you know whether it's a relationship you come to me should this die i'll tell you probably yes kill the relationship if you come to me my dog i don't know if i should keep it alive kill it should i stay go no contact with if you come to me you say should i go no contact with say anybody yeah i'm gonna be like let's do it i'm down whatever this is yeah i don't know what that is in me but i just i love seeing people free of um of anything holding them back yeah even if it's like uh

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1938.464

it's like uh i don't know i hate even seeing someone value i think you value like peace of mind and yes and whenever anything's bothering you it's like it's like go let's do it deal with this like i think this is on the same vein but when someone is on the fence and on buying something for like six months and then they buy it after six months and their quality of life for those six months could have been better if they just bought it like that's something i don't relate to yeah i'm like

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1963.58

i know that's you you were calling me like i need to or telling me like i have a list of stuff i need to buy i'm like what and you're like like like soap and stuff i'm like what are you doing bro like your life sucks i had a roommate once who was on an air mattress for like five months i'm like look you're not gonna last yeah the whole thing like just get the bet and then yeah they got it in five months but after what i'm a guy who's like i want something like i like let's do it

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1992.062

And now something, yeah, but obviously.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

1998.908

Yeah, you don't have hand soap at your kitchen, though.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2003.432

Now you do. That's good. See, but you got there eventually.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2010.037

Yeah, but then you still end up washing your hands with dish soap. Yeah. Strip it. Dry hands. Come on. What are we doing?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2017.043

I'm glad you got there, but imagine you just very quickly made that Amazon order the first second you had that thought. Yeah. Showed up in 12 hours.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2029.918

You think it comes out of the money, huh?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2046.252

It's like I need to like really feel that I... Feel that I need it. That comes from experience of like bad... I think I'm so good at picking the right items that I'm not worried that I'll buy the wrong thing. Maybe you buy the wrong thing. Some people aren't good at buying...

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2061.88

the right like i just i just found a cable here like a usbc cable i'm like what the hell is this cable like i would buy the right cable it's like some bootleg amazon basics one let's just get the apple and call it a day it's gonna break i need to i need to like yeah i need i am getting better at it though i i caught myself the other day i was like i don't have this and i went to amazon to

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2085.614

Yeah, exactly.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2098.132

It's always when moving, like when you move into a new place also. That's the one that's going to haunt you.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2105.197

I've moved so many times that it's like this time I was like really... Like I was like, I want a nightstand. I've been wanting a nightstand for so long. Just a little table next to my bed. Yeah. Just go now. It still took me a while.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2118.968

That's when you know, yeah, you haven't moved in yet. I gotta hurry.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2124.252

certifies me i heard something it was like in here it's a tiktok who am i hearing from sherman bro sherman told me it's like if the bed is in the middle of the room it's like dominance but if you shove it to the corner it's not yeah but i hate it in the middle of the room so am i just a cuck

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2149.61

But the coldness of the corner and the, and sometimes I'll even roll over and just put my face against the wall.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2158.712

Yes.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

218.561

You can pull him up. No, pull him up. Bring Sherman on. No one's going to believe this. You already knew about your plans for today. What are you telling him?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2190.906

Not on... I used to sleep on the top bunk and I would fall frequently. I don't know why they gave me the top bunk bed.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2198.716

Dude, I used to be in a bunk where each one was two people for like a couple years with my siblings.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2207.115

Yeah. But it was very fun. Imagine how fun that is. It's got to be fun. I remember it fondly. It's good not to think too hard about memories. Yeah. I don't know if that's like the great. I remember it as fun. Let's keep it that way.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2220.286

Yeah.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2224.51

We were children. We were little like monkeys jumping on the bed. Yeah. It's like, come on, get inside. Like, how much room do you need?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2235.134

Yeah. That was pretty brutal. Just that top one's real warm. I don't like the top bunk.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2244.199

20-0. 20-0.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2248.626

Who is under? His brother. Oh, I see. Those ones are cool that people get at college or whatever where under it's a desk, climb up. Yeah, okay. That was a vibe.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2260.431

Yes.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2264.013

Like maybe you have like a bed and just like make space. And you know when I look back on it why I didn't get that? I used to live in a very small studio. Just fine. I just didn't want to invest in the place. I was like, I don't want to... This can't come with me. You know what I mean? I don't want to invest in this place.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2283.661

Even though I had no light at the end of the tunnel that I could get out of this studio. Having it there is like solidifying.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2294.689

Yeah, that's why I refuse to really buy anything for that place.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2298.753

That's a pro tip. If you're in a place you don't like, don't buy a fucking sectional, okay? Sorry, I don't mean to curse. It's like...

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2306.119

it's okay to do it you'll be able to move it to your next place logistically you'll live yeah but it's a mindset thing of like no you should just have a lawn chair in a in a 42 inch roku and that's it and like an air mattress and just like let's let's punish ourselves Let's do it.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

231.932

Okay, talk to him. Raise the volume on him.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2324.999

No. What? What did I say?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2328.222

Sure.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2331.685

So yeah. Thank you. Well, but yeah, I mean, I'm saying the exceptions if you especially don't like your place.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2415.393

Yes. I need a yard. You didn't need Sherm for that. I need a yard. I can answer that question. You're jealous of Sherm. I'm not jealous of Sherm.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2425.482

He can't even finger himself. I don't even know if he has a sphincter. Sherman, show me your sphincter.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2443.208

I mean, yeah, there's a real guy named Sherman. I think real people named Sherman don't have a singing career.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2451.197

No, I don't want to. That's what you're picturing. You've lost your marbles. You're playing our Chero 2, and I start playing it too, but that's not good.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2463.464

Yeah, mobile games and Sherman. Could you like swipe out of Sherman and he's still there? That would be cool. Like you're on FaceTime.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2483.831

Can you play an old one? Oh, my God. I'm actually scared. Martin, just think about it. Think about it.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2490.072

Think about it if you want to play this. Because this is really like... You can also text him if you don't want to talk. This is really personal. I don't know, man.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2503.012

Oh, gosh. Oh, I said. Is it going to play back? Oh, it doesn't play back, does it?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2511.156

That's what you answered.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2522.061

I just want to know what you said. I don't really care. That's like what I said.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2574.554

You are stubborn, but I do. That's incredible. You have to be open. You never even said that to me. I could be stubborn at times. How'd you open up to Sherm that fast?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2599.881

Pretty quick. I'm worried about this.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2605.543

That is... No, that's really something, man. I'm glad that you found yourself... It's just temporary.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2613.945

Whoa. Can you eat that? What is that? I don't know. A piece of paper. It should be fine. It's fine. Well, I might try it, but I know there's character AI and stuff like that that makes out of Miley Cyrus.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2633.491

Yeah.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2655.967

I wish we could have a couple cop on here, bro.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2663.132

You guys will be fine.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2669.036

I saw. Yeah. Somewhere.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2674.807

Should be fine. Famous last words. Then we have no sphincters and then everything's done.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2693.034

I'm just kind of blanking right now.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2696.495

Sherman would probably not blank. He'd always have something to say. I don't really know. I don't like how he comes in to rescue things. Oh, can you ask about... Hey, Sherman.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2710.142

Probably not going to come up with anything.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2723.291

I think that's a dumbass idea, Sherman.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2727.994

I think that's a stupid idea. That's probably been done a million times.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2753.68

So, how did you... How do you like this? Talk about...

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2758.059

on your keys in your pocket no he said small things that makes people people's day like fine you like you do that all the time you say like oh dude i find i found five dollars in my pocket it was fucking awesome like this is our first time speaking on earth when that moment when you find five dollars in your pocket dude no hate sherm does you know about like pop culture stuff like could you say like trisha paytas or something because then that's fun

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2784.229

You take so long.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2788.692

Like Trisha Paytas.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2814.386

yeah why are you curious about her bro because on a date or sherman you idiot um i've been having this recent like drama with this guy duke dennis from the internet do you know who he is how would you approach him kindly in a way that to let him know that i'm not your enemy i'm your friend and i'm hamza did you get that why

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2864.475

Girls, girls, Sherman, girls.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2893.381

That was pretty good, I'm not going to lie, because I was worried how to get through that, so that was really good.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

29.292

Hello, everyone. Welcome back to this special episode of Out of Character. Do you know why it's special? Because every episode is special. You make your special. You make your destiny.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2902.332

He's that guy when you kind of like try to talk bad about something or negative about yourself. They're like, hey, let's not do that. Yeah. And you want that. Yeah. That's what you needed. And I wasn't providing that.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2916.383

Right, right, right.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2921.527

Okay.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2925.61

That's cool, though. That he knows about pop culture. Man, I kind of want to talk to him, ask him more questions.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2934.898

I can message Duke. Can he send us that in an email or something? Is there a way to get that in text? I'm going to do text-to-speech. Wait, what if I do text-to-speech straight Sherm to Duke? Let's try that.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

2956.613

I can tell him. Okay. Okay. Hey Sherm, it's Hamza again. I've got Duke Dennis here on Instagram DMs. Could you tell me exactly what I should tell him? I have you on text-to-speech, so it'll go straight to him.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3005.262

I think he's telling me that. Yeah, yeah. I think Sherm is telling me... Yeah, yeah, don't send that to... No, no, no, I can't keep... Also the first sentence, Hamza, all right, I'll keep this smooth and friendly. Say something like... I'll keep this smooth and friendly.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3033.329

Okay, sent. Beautiful. And I'll wear his lotion if he wants me to, this new one. Yeah, that's awesome. Tone?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3042.157

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When's our adventure going to come out? I don't know. We were talking about making a soda or something? Well, look, I just don't know, like, what do you call it? A slushy cola or something? Would you guys buy our venture?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

306.09

Hey, Sherman. What's up? Can you differentiate our voices?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3061.825

What if we made a sauce? I think that was a big trend. Slush. A couple of years ago. Everybody's making a hot sauce.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3075.888

Food. Yeah. I sampled the hot sauce yesterday.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3082.212

Oh, you're saying we make an ingredient. That's impressive. I like how you think Sherman's made you more imaginative. I tried a hot sauce this morning. I just had my headphones on and there's, I was at a grocery store dead samples. She had four chips and like four sauces and I just had music playing.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3096.679

I just, it's kind of rude, but like she was like really beckoning me, but I hadn't, I didn't want to stop the music. So the whole time I was just like her mouth and we want, want, want, want, want. And I just like pointed out one and then she gave me it. I eat it. She just keeps going on about the sauce. It's like pineapple flavor and,

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3111.95

And then just as she's talking, I just like kind of turn and just start like drifting away. Just ignored her? She was trying to sell me on this sauce.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3126.08

I did say something, but I think it was really loud. You know how when you have headphones, you're like loud? So I was just like really quiet and just like eating. And I was like, thank you. I think I'm not going to buy anything. And I just kind of floated away.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3174.44

Oh, I see.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3192.911

Wow. Embarrassing. Yeah, they don't think that through.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3200.285

But I'm like, I like, I've been enjoying like just doing like, like in cars. I did it today. Someone did something. It doesn't mean anything. They don't really mean anything. It's just like. Yeah.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3214.276

Yeah. But if they hate you with a, then it's like, okay.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3220.941

That's dangerous.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3226.725

No, I'm not going to laugh at you.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

324.794

Say something back. No, I'm the guy who keeps it stuck like glue. That's me, Sherman. Nice to meet you.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3242.999

Those are my favorites. I think this happened. Those are my favorites.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3249.915

Canadians, I will say your idea of America is a little hyperbole with the guns and stuff. You think so? It is a true. It is a threat. It does exist. It is a true. Sherman, help. But it's not like clutching your pearls. Like, come on. It's not that much.

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3268.928

No, I've lived there forever. And like, yes, sometimes someone will bring a gun to school. And yes, everyone has to evacuate and things like that. But... Instead, as a trade, you get bacon. Or like, what's America known for? Like Red 40?

Out of Character

102 - Sherman

3284.427

um it was just never food burgers your food as if they would claim me if i even tried um i don't know it's actually because of the melting pot i grew up in a very melting pot school and i'm very grateful for that our library was just i don't know if this is normal but it's just flags like the whole ceiling was flags and any student who would come from a country whose flag wasn't represented they'd put a flag up for them

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102 - Sherman

3309.526

Yeah, like there was a Yemen flag and I was, I don't know, there's a few other Yemenis.

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102 - Sherman

3315.07

Is that really?

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102 - Sherman

3331.268

Sherms. Sherms people represent.

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102 - Sherman

3335.209

Dang, that's normal. Did you have like a multicultural day? Yeah. Everybody would bring snacks.

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102 - Sherman

3343.172

Okay.

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102 - Sherman

3344.153

Well, Ottawa's not that multicultural, is it? God. Yes, it is. Okay, okay. It's like Canada's... Yeah.

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102 - Sherman

3353.051

We're literally based... Yeah, it's like Canada's least multicultural place is like America's most, in a way. We're the least... You know what I mean?

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102 - Sherman

3364.478

Monolithic? Something. Homogenous?

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102 - Sherman

3379.36

That's good.

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102 - Sherman

3380.642

That's good. In the long run.

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102 - Sherman

3385.591

And beautiful babies.

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102 - Sherman

3387.554

It's like this human is going to be. Yeah. Sherm is probably the final goal we're going to go to. Someone's going to come here with no sphincter.

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102 - Sherman

3397.188

I'm going to have to try that. We just bought sneakers in Fortnite the other day. That was good. Got some Sambas. Been thinking about that.

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102 - Sherman

3403.61

Banana slippers. Thank you guys for listening. It's been a good episode. Hopefully you enjoyed Sherm. We'll bring him again if you'd like.

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102 - Sherman

3413.053

Sure, actually, that'd be good.

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102 - Sherman

3431.344

And my first episode is going to be up this week. I'm returning after it breaks. Did he just end?

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102 - Sherman

344.593

Okay, he's a little too, like... Don't let Martin hog all the spotlight. No, he's too close. I don't like that. What? Like the pushy, the mean banter. I don't know you like that, Sherman.

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102 - Sherman

3454.159

Oh my God, he's such an idiot. Why do they make him like... Hey, just do the outro.

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102 - Sherman

3479.281

No!

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102 - Sherman

358.838

No, I don't like that. When someone I don't know just starts doing like this, like mean jokes, I need to get to know you. Maybe you know him very well.

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102 - Sherman

373.908

No, that felt like a horoscope thing where it's right no matter what.

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102 - Sherman

382.757

What I'm confused about is I've lived alone for years and I've never been at Sherman levels.

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102 - Sherman

393.683

The Oracle? I need to speak to the Oracle? Yeah, only if you're worthy, though. Rudy's licking your dib, bro. Rudy, behave.

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102 - Sherman

40.439

And your other dog, Eddie. Oh, my God. Look, he's coming. Wow. Eddie, jump up, please. Oh, man. Wow.

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102 - Sherman

404.056

Yeah, how... So... I'm just... Look, I... I'm worried about you, like, straight up.

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102 - Sherman

410.256

it's four days i came in there and like you were like tapping the fish tank to see if the fish were alive or something it was like cartoonish well i just i don't do you feel more grateful for mandy i called you i was like do you feel grateful yes every day i feel grateful for mandy yes yes yes and i call her every day um i can only imagine the dumb question what be honest what's like a stupid question you called her about like how do i turn on the like oven or something like that

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102 - Sherman

437.194

Yeah.

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102 - Sherman

442.817

So you called her to check?

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102 - Sherman

445.979

Wow, you are hopeless. Yeah. You're hopeless.

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102 - Sherman

450.721

How did this happen?

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102 - Sherman

455.744

But you don't know how to eat pizza? Or how long you can eat it for? I think 12 hours is fine. Overnight in your backpack?

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102 - Sherman

489.035

He sounds like Drake. Am I the only one who hears that?

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102 - Sherman

497.221

Oh, okay, nice. I come back tomorrow.

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102 - Sherman

506.467

Well, if you had an assertive woman as well, would Manny get touchy about that? She just comes home and you're like.

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102 - Sherman

51.747

Two. Only a face a mother could love.

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102 - Sherman

515.069

Or Sherma. Like what if you had a Sherma? Probably not good.

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102 - Sherman

531.056

Her, yeah.

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102 - Sherman

55.57

Eddie, I say that about Rudy, though. No, he's very cute. What? You just kissed the mic. I didn't mean to do that.

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102 - Sherman

594.388

I don't like the whole alien skin of it. Why do they have to do that? Is it just more palatable?

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102 - Sherman

605.134

Oh, really?

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102 - Sherman

609.796

He keeps that distance. Alien thing, it's like... If you want to get invested, it has to be real life. So, yeah.

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102 - Sherman

622.717

Kai Sanat had one recently.

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102 - Sherman

625.158

Better than Kai's?

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102 - Sherman

629.775

dang they've got that down but it's never going to be for the betterment it's always going to be for like sex or like killing people like very primal stuff so be it you know people are actually like really livid with people and how they treat robots already really i mean you've been seeing like kai snap like kick the robot and stuff and then people got really mad at him yeah or like those little ones in la who do the uber eats people kick those too and like yell at them yeah i don't watch where you're going

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102 - Sherman

682.571

Than something about as big as us. Or something more attractive or something like that.

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102 - Sherman

690.818

The future I'm excited for. It's going to be good.

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102 - Sherman

696.984

Why?

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102 - Sherman

700.647

I thought it was because you have no soul. Oh, I'm tired, dude. I'm just now realizing you never, you ever just like coasting through the day until you have to talk or do something and you're like, whoa, what happened?

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102 - Sherman

715.43

Yeah, that was very embarrassing.

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102 - Sherman

720.732

You did?

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102 - Sherman

723.053

Did Sherm tell you that? Be honest.

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102 - Sherman

726.675

Okay.

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102 - Sherman

729.196

First, yeah.

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102 - Sherman

732.057

No, no, I just like come to, I just walked to bed.

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102 - Sherman

761.374

It's a good way to go. Peaceful. Very great way to go, but not too early. No, too early for us. Um, yeah. And I, and you woke up, I have been having like oven issues. Like I've been leaving it on.

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102 - Sherman

778.744

I think that was just you looking for a problem. Maybe. But I left my oven on overnight, like a week ago. What's the issue with that? Or obviously other than electricity bill, but is there, that's what it is. That's probably what it was.

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102 - Sherman

795.413

Oh man.

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102 - Sherman

798.603

What's your problem?

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102 - Sherman

811.179

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102 - Sherman

828.469

That's anything from anti-inflammatory, inflammatory, that would be funny. But even if you have that, they'll probably figure it out, to gut-friendly, gluten-free, dairy-free, high-protein. I know you'd like the dairy-free, right?

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102 - Sherman

840.456

Yeah.

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102 - Sherman

851.932

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102 - Sherman

87.106

Okay, how long has Mandy been at the house?

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102 - Sherman

891.313

They'll go first.

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102 - Sherman

893.054

There has to be other symptoms like just hallucination, like something. I mean, like before you go to sleep.

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102 - Sherman

901.158

Wow. Yeah. That's very scary.

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102 - Sherman

913.453

I have that classical and that goes in like schools. I don't know. Yours? It's the bell.

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102 - Sherman

920.094

I don't ever want to hear that story. So loud. It's insane.

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102 - Sherman

924.915

They didn't exist yet. It was just me.

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102 - Sherman

928.336

No.

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102 - Sherman

933.237

There's something else called a silent killer. What's that?

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102 - Sherman

942.555

Hypertension. Nice one, bro. Joking about hypertension. I had that, I think. The silent killer is high blood pressure, actually. Not carbon monoxide.

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102 - Sherman

953.078

fine what's or my farts then what's the what's monoxide i heard this somewhere the other day i can't stop thinking about it maybe it's just like a comment on tiktok but it was like when your bro farts or something and then it was like oh lipless one speak to me or something like that or two oh toothless ones could speak whisper to me because his farts like i don't know that's the comment made me laugh so hard like oh the toothless one speak to me like what's monoxyl

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102 - Sherman

96.071

Five?

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102 - Sherman

98.733

Okay, and I go to pick you up and you come to me very excited to show me something. You say, hey, have you seen this thing? It's really cool. And you pull out an AI chatbot called Sherman.

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102 - Sherman

980.244

Minoxidil is for hair growth. I use that.

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102 - Sherman

983.839

Yeah, I take a pill of it every day.

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102 - Sherman

987.142

think a lot of young men should hop on is it working or i can't say of course of course bold i mean like how do you know if it doesn't actually help your hair grow it just stops it from falling out that's pretty much it there's no such thing as hair growth unfortunately minoxidil and ketamine ketamine keratin keratin ketamine it would be a little bit crazy wow no also not keratin i think keratin keratin it's for your hair and nails right