Duncan Trussell
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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Until it figured out how to harness fire. And then it had to deal with neighboring tribes coming in with hordes of people with swords and spears. Yeah. You had to run for the hills. They killed your kids in front of you. They fucked your wife in front of you. Yep. They cut your dick off and stuffed it in your mouth. And this was thousands and thousands of years.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
This thing we're doing right now is so recent. This thing where you can meet strangers and you don't have to worry about killing them, that's super recent.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And that's what they are too. This is what you have to realize. It's not you. It's patterns that you've selected and you've selected them over and over and over again and they've become you. It's like you went down a groove. You don't have to stay on that groove. No. You don't have to. But I think... You have to find something in life that's physical that you enjoy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Because I think that's one of the best ways to manage this fucking weirdness. The absolute best way is through getting physically exhausted. Sure. Get on purpose. Get physically exhausted. And then you can manage the craziness. craziness of existing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Because everybody wants to pretend that it's normal. Everyone wants to pretend that existence is like, oh, you know, you get up in the morning and you fucking have your eggs and your bacon and you do your thing.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That's the whole business model. That's the business model.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And that's the way we get the news. That's it. Isn't that crazy? And sponsored by pharmaceutical drug companies. There you go. Exactly. And everybody else. I was watching a regular movie the other night. I was in a hotel. And so the only thing they had in the hotel was regular movies on TV. So I was watching John Wick on TV. And it's every five minutes you're bombarded with nonsense.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They stop the show and give you five minutes of nonsense. That's right.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They bleeped out fuck. They bleeped out this. I was like, how are they going to handle this scene? Because there's this scene where the Russian mobster, his son, comes home from this job in Atlantic City after he did this thing with John Wick. And the guy's like, who the fucking nobody? He goes, that fucking nobody is John Wick. And it's like the whole setup of John Wick. And it's that scene.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Here's why you can't be charitable. Because it's just a bad perspective. It's just a bad perspective. Charitable? What do you mean? Because if you wanted to, like, what? Does anything she's saying make sense? Oh. They're not mutually exclusive. You can't – it's like celebrating joy and happiness and some people suffering.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I'm like, no! You're gross. Can't say fuck. You took out the fuck. But meanwhile, you're telling me about a bloody diarrhea that might kill you if you take this drug.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You're telling me about side effects that are like suicide. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
If we're in a factory and there's certain gears that turn certain machines and they think they're the only thing that exists. Yeah. But it's a chain of things that have to take place in order to manufacture something. Like a Tesla.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Like imagine if you are... If we just don't realize it, but if everything has a consciousness, at least in some sort of a limited capacity, literally everything, even tables, everything has some thing. We're super egotistic, and we believe that only we possess this. But we know dogs have it too, which is where it gets weird. Animals have it. We know that.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
This whole thing that we're doing is trying to understand how we interface. How are we doing this? If we're in a world where It's 2024, and there's drones flying over New Jersey, and they're gaslighting us, saying they're all airplanes. They're saying we have it under control. And then it appears there was a satellite that was shot out of the sky. Yeah. Have you seen that? No.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
So this is the big conspiracy. And again, I have done no research, so do not believe me, ladies and gentlemen. I am. Okay, Alf. The big conspiracy is that these are Chinese drones and they're being piloted by a satellite that they shot out of orbit. And this is a conspiracy, unfounded conspiracy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Well, I remember where there was a ship, right? And there was like these triangle looking things that were flying over a ship.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's like you can't say no one is going to suffer anywhere before I celebrate.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Did you see the guy shooting into the sky at the drone? Yeah, of course. I mean, I'm surprised more people haven't. Well, the problem with that, you fucking idiots, is that bullets fall, okay? And they fall with almost the same kind of velocity. I mean, I'm sure they lose a lot of steam, but it's enough to kill people. People definitely died from bullets falling from the sky.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Because that's crazy. Now you're taking in the entire earth's consciousness and all of its decisions as to whether or not you will or will not be happy. Yeah. You and I didn't force anybody to work in the cobalt mines.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Because most of them don't last as long as Pierre. She's like the marathoner. Oh, dude. Most of them, they quit that job. They're like, fuck this job. I just got to lie all the time? Horrible. Horrible. Imagine, like, Duncan, this is what you're going to sell. War with Sudan.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Here's the reason why. All right. The rebels, children, problems.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Economy. Okay. Pollution. Okay. You know, we've got to vaccinate them. Got it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
These people are in trouble, and we need to help them. We need to help them. So war, Sudan.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
But we buy these fucking phones. We buy these fucking phones. And we know, we know that electronics that have cobalt in them were probably pulled out of the ground by slaves. Should we never celebrate anything again until those people are free?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It is a real thing. Yeah. If you have those glasses on and you're a Republican, you're an assassin. You're a guy who kills people for a living. You're a very strange person.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They point at you and make that noise. Oh, that's it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Look how creepy his eyes are. Yeah, that's it, bro. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? You imagine that reality? And by the way, not that hard. You know what's way harder than that? Building a planet. Right, yeah, right. There's plenty of planets. Yeah. That is not that hard.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That is essentially what happens all the time in like the insect kingdom where they get infested by another parasite that controls their brain.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
The war on Christmas must end. How dare we say Merry Christmas? How dare you say that? It offends me. Did you ever see Kamala Harris do that? When she had that speech?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
But if you were a drone, so let's just say they really are intergalactic beings and you're watching all of our hypocrisy and our scolding of each other and these like untested perspectives just jizzed out into the world. Yeah. And you're looking at all this craziness, like the manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from overseas is probably from horrible conditions.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Somebody asked me if I saw Bigfoot, would I kill it? Because if I could kill it, then I could show people that it's real. Interesting. Interesting. Would you? No. Why would I kill Bigfoot? Why would you do that? It doesn't make any sense. Just to prove that it's real? Well, guess what? Guess we can't prove it. There's no other way.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's not like I tell you where it happened and you fucking close off a thousand square miles and start pushing in with soldiers. Don't kill it. Why would you kill it, stupid? I'm telling you where it is. Why do you want me to shoot an arrow through it? Why don't you just trust me and spend a billion dollars on drones? Imagine, like, why did we spend all this money?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Oh, Joe said he saw Bigfoot, and so we weren't looking. But by the fucking way.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Okay, but let's be honest. If you are in possession of the actual information, you know what it is. You know it's China or you know it's aliens or you know it's a combination of both. Yeah. Or it's U.S. government or it's all three.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Maybe it's all of the above. How the fuck do you tell people that? How do you tell people that while you're also governing- You're also doing all these different things. You're very busy. How does the president get on television and say, ladies and gentlemen, aliens are real? We are being visited on a regular basis by non-human intelligence that is far superior to our own.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
We don't understand why they're here. We have been working with them. We have back-engineered their products, and that's how you got fiber optics and capacitors and all these things that sort of emerged after Roswell. That's the most fun one. You were bioengineered.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah, you... We're a piece of the fucking factory, dude. That's what we are. Right. We're a piece of the factory that doesn't recognize that there's a whole other building connected to this that's filled with machines.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Those make for some wild Instagram videos. Oh, they do. There's a lot of those out there.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Like if aliens were watching this, they'd be like, who are they bullshitting? Oh, they're bullshitting each other? Are they bullshitting themselves?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They're trying to figure out how many genders there are. They're trying to decide, like, who's the most protective status who you can't discuss about anything.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's like a movie. In a movie, if you saw that handsome guy getting arrested and there was like SEAL Team 6 behind him protecting him, you'd be like, that's no way they would do that. That's right. It's just a regular killer. There's no way they would have that many guys guarding that guy.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
No, no, no. It's a realistic assessment. There's something going on. People are very upset. And they've been able to do this to people for so long, deny people treatment for so long.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You should. You know, because he understands it from top to bottom. He can tell you exactly what's going on. He's talked about it on the podcast. But it's, you know, it's a giant machine. It's a giant money machine. That's right. That's really what it is. It's not really about making you better. It's about, it's a giant money machine.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Making you better is what they sell. But it's about making more money. That's right. And they can make incredible amounts of money for surgeries that maybe you don't need. Yeah. You know, I'm not saying everybody does it, but some people do it. There's a guy that just got arrested recently. I don't know if you heard about this guy. I sent this to Peter Atiyah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I could send it to you, Jamie, or maybe you could find it. This dude, he was telling people they had cancer and they didn't. And it was like a ton of cases. And he would give them chemotherapy, man. And he'd make them like severely ill. Yeah, demon. He did it to like, I don't remember the number because I think the number stunned me so much I didn't want to remember it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
But this guy told a ton of people they had cancer, just scared the fuck out of them, ruined their lives. Dude. And then gave them poison that's designed to kill cancer.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It could have been. Someone had sent it to me on Instagram. It was a news story. Oh my God. He got 45. That's all he got was 45 years? That's a pretty long time.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Cheers. Merry Christmas. We're off to a good start.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I don't know if this is the same guy. Maybe more doctors have done it. This is one of the things that I found out. I was doing a bit about this fertility clinic doctor that was using his own jizz. That's not one case. There's a fucking shit ton of cases. I wonder how many of these doctors. There's creepy doctors. Just like there's creepy carpenters. Some doctors don't give a fuck about people.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They want everyone to have their baby. Oh, so it's not like- They're just psychos. People aren't coming in. No, there's women that went in with their husband's jizz. And he's like, eh, I got a better option for you, sweetheart. Yeah. That's what this guy did. Dude. He ran a fertility clinic, and I think people started figuring it out when 23andMe came around. And this is just one of these guys.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
There's been a ton of those guys. Yeah. That fundamentally is the difference between men and women. Could you imagine a clinic where a woman was getting other people to carry her babies?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Not a chance in the fucking world. No woman would want that. Yeah, take my baby. You take my baby. I trust it with you. The guy I don't even know, have a baby with me. Have the most precious thing. You can have it. You can have it. You can have it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
But is that Seth Speaks person? That's the whole deal behind that, right?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's literally the fundamental difference between men and women that a guy could run a sperm clinic and think, I'm going to get away with everybody having my baby. And he doesn't give a fuck what happens to those kids. Because they might fuck. They might fuck. They might not know. They might find out, 223 and me, they're cousins. Like, holy shit, we're cousins?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And then you find out everyone's a cousin because this creep's been just using his own jizz for 35 years.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I think he's got a lot of catching up to do to get where Genghis Khan's numbers were.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
We were just talking about how he's the number one player, how preposterous it is. It's – no, it's – That I don't know. I don't play Diablo 4, so I really don't know what that means, but I believe it's huge. You know what I'm saying?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Oh, that's a side job. Side job. He's had more space innovation in the last five years than NASA has since the Apollo missions. It's amazing. I mean, I'm just saying that. I don't know if it's a true number, but he gets rockets to land and rockets get caught with robot arms.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It seems so unlikely that if it was in a movie, I'd go, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. He's not the number one Diablo player. I don't care how smart he is with rockets and electric cars and satellites that give broadband internet and tunneling under the earth and also owns X. It's suspicious, I must say. And he's tweeting 48 times an hour. He's so prolific. Where's your head?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Where are you actually physically? Is this an avatar? Okay, here's something. He fully believes it's a simulation, by the way. Oh, he does? Oh, fully. Not only does he say fully, but he says the chances of it not being a simulation. He said this publicly. The chances of it not being a simulation are in the billions.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Well, you know, that's one of the scariest things for people to consider is the – there's this – I asked someone once, would you rather die or would you rather live your life over and over and over again forever? What'd they say? They're like, oh, my God, I couldn't do this forever and ever and ever. I'm like, why not? You can do it now. It's not even hard. Aren't you enjoying life? I love it.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I'm having a great time. I have great friends. I have a lot of fun. Lots of amazing things. I have a great family. I enjoy what I do for a living. Why wouldn't I want to keep doing this? But the thought of keeping, even for me, the thought of me doing this forever and ever and ever is fucking terrifying.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You've never seen it? No. Oh, my God. Okay, let's start with this, because it's so crazy. I don't understand the context. So, like, I wish I could... be charitable and say, well, there's probably a context where this makes sense. Yeah.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
But do you think that by all this measure of talking about like quantum computers and artificial intelligence and all these emerging things? Isn't it more likely then that a lot of this shit that people are seeing is human created?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Because isn't it more likely that if we really do get to some sort of quantum computer AI civilization, so you attach quantum computer with AI like 20 years from now, what does that even mean? Did you just make a god? And if you did, can this thing just completely travel between dimensions and understand everything about every subatomic particle that exists in the entire universe all at once?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
If that's the case, why do you need people anymore? And maybe you don't. Just make it like maybe Australopithecus isn't around anymore. That was our guy. He was our guy. If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be here, allegedly.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It tasted like cinnamon and whiskey. Yeah, dudes are born with like a stub. Right. You know, like a regular tailed monkey. Look at this bitch ass tail.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah, there it is. There you go. God. That's so weird. There you go. That is like an ancient. By the way, if you're born with a tail, I'm not trusting you with my taxes.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah. Some people probably got surgically put the take off my big toe and stick it on my ass. I'm afraid to look at what some of the pictures are.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
What if there was a way? What if genetic engineering and AI merge in a way? Like, Duncan, we can switch you one time to anything you want. And one of the options is you could become one of the Na'vi. What are the Na'vi? The Na'vi from the movie. Avatar? I don't want to be a Na'vi. The blue people?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
The giant blue people who fucking live in the forest and they sleep in the trees and they're connected to the earth and they dance together in a psychedelic ritual.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You ride dragons. They ride dragons, bro. I don't know, man. Dude, I wanted to be one of them people so bad. Everybody did. There was literally a psychological condition called avatar depression. Do you know about that? I know. Yeah, I do. How many people, let's just have a guess. If I said we could do that to you, how many people do you think would sign up?
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I think the streets would be filled with giant blue people.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You have to stay. We can't do it again. It's too dangerous. Your DNA gets volatile. It melts down. You can become a frog. We can't control it. But we can switch you one time.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I think it is real. Have you listened to the telepathy tapes? No. You haven't? I haven't listened to it. It's a new podcast that's out. And it's all about this scientific research that was done with nonverbal autistic kids and their parents.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
One time. Why? Because you either stay a person or you become a werewolf or we turn you into a naffy. Imagine if that was an option. Every time the moon goes black, you have to lock yourself in your house.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And you have to let people know or you'll tear everybody apart. You might just jump through the windows of the second floor and roam the streets.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Oh, yeah, you're screaming in your back. Remember the movie American Werewolf in London when he's like on his back?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I'm making a note. I can't use, I have to take my gloves off. Wait.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And they were able to go into another room and they would bring up things to one, whether it was, I think they would bring things up to the mom or the mom would say things. The kid was accurate 95% of the time. Wow. With numbers, with colors. Yeah. Like, three numbers in a row? Yeah. Like, you know how crazy that is, just to guess three numbers in a row 95% of the time? Yeah.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They would get coked up and they'd shove something up their ass to try to cum harder. And they just got things stuck up their ass.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Joe's. Oh, yeah, dude. My friend Steve. Shout out to Steve Graham. He told me like all kinds. They find light bulbs. Guys that have light bulbs.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Like those twisty little pinecone-y light bulbs. They stick those up their ass. But you know it's going to break.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Part of the fun. Part of the fun. Part of the fun. The risk. Well, they're coked out of their fucking minds, dude. They don't know what they're doing. This is the 80s in Miami. Holy shit, dude. Yeah, and there was more banks per capita in Miami at the time. I don't know if it's still the case, but more banks in Miami per capita than anywhere else in the country.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Because it was all just moving in that, yeah, yo, son!
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You've seen Cocaine Cowboys, right? Yes. Oh, my God. And both, one and two, both are equally good.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Like, whatever it is, they think it's real. I'm only on episode two, but it's really fascinating, man, because it's a dismissed thing. It's a woo-woo thing. Sure. But if it's real, shouldn't scientists study it like it's real? And it seems like, through scientific study, it's real. Yeah.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah, I mean, for sure. Well, there's going to be... Look, think about how many people play video games most of the day. Like, how many young guys? So many. Young guys with no girlfriends. 100% you're playing some kind of video game all the time with your friends. There you go. And you're probably having the most fun you're ever going to have in your life. So enjoy it before the prison comes.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
For the marital... Before you get told that you're a toxic piece of shit.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
He goes, not only did it increase the love in my life, but it increased my capacity for love. Yeah, that's right.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I think it's an emerging part of human consciousness that we don't agree to or we don't admit to. We know there's something there, but we're not like, that's too silly. It's just there's so many people that fake it. That's the problem.
The Joe Rogan Experience
#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's a real, it's a real... You have to be responsible now.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's just hard to convince people to do it. And that's why Elon's terrified of this population crash. This idea that younger kids, young kids today are not having babies. And as they're getting older, you're less and less fertile. And so people are choosing to have kids later in life. Or not have kids. More people are choosing to not have kids. And by the way, I'm not judging.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You do whatever you want. You should be able to do whatever you want in this life. And no one should force you to fucking live with somebody, have a family. I don't know what kind of anxiety you have or whether or not you're a real legitimate loner. You like being alone most of the time. But it's just like... The amount of people that are like super bummed out all the time is quite terrifying.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah. If you if you really stopped and think about that, just the number of people that are just running through life bummed out. I know. And there was some obviously polls. Who knows who the fuck's running them? But there was some poll about liberal women and mental illness. It's such a meme, it's so unfortunate that it seems to hold up to the meme.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's so unfortunate, but the number's like crazy high.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Because everybody wants to have some special thing that they have. You just have a special thing. You have a special thing, Duncan. You have a special talent.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Nanobots are legit, dude. Shut the fuck up. Dude, the main... This is a – Well, you know what I'm really scared of legitimately though? I don't think nanobots are controlling us right now. But that this technology that they have where they have these like little miniature robots that they can send into your bloodstream to repair tissue and repair – You've seen these, right?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
The concept behind it? Absolutely. Once that becomes an actual thing, like, what's to stop someone from injecting a few of those inside of you at the hospital next time you go in for a procedure? Right. And if it gets to that point, like, 20 years from now where they could do that, they could just, like, we chipped Duncan. Thank you.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And then you're linked up to some GPS computer by these fucking nanobots inside of your body.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
After a while, they decay inside your body and they create rampant inflammation. Horrible rheumatoid arthritis destroys all of your joints because they die inside of you. Well, you know, it's like we didn't know that.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
We regret it. Sorry. Sorry. Fuck. Infected people with syphilis.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
No way. Who saw that coming? Dude. We were conspiracy theorists.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
By the way, I welcome him on my podcast. He has an open invitation. God damn it, that'd be awesome. Anytime. And he would be fun. I hope so now. Dude. We'd have to give him a little nap in the middle of the podcast, but then wake him up, throw some water on him.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Well, it was certainly by definition. It was a coup against Biden. Oh, with Kamala. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, by isn't that by definition? Does a coup have to be military? Oh, no, no, no. What's the definition of a coup? I think a coup is just when you... Is it just like some sort of a conspiracy to... Overthrow the leader and install a new leader. That's it, right?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah. Because, again... That's interesting. Is there any other coup d'etat?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
No, I think it is coup d'etat. That's the actual definition. What's a coup?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah, it's essentially we shortened it. So it does say violent, but if there's a bunch of people that conspire behind the scenes... And they force you out. And your wife doesn't want you to get forced out. And then there's all these arguments. And then you wear a MAGA hat. And then your wife wears red when she votes. Yeah, you send the signal.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And then your wife gives a speech where she's mocking Kamala Harris. She's talking about joy and just nonsensical fucking word salad. Dude, I know. I saw that. It's like they're so pissed. It's kind of a coup. It seems like it's kind of a coup. And also, the right thing to do. That guy should not be. He might have won.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I mean, it was the right thing to do in terms of like you can't have a guy who's just a figurehead. That's not what the deal is. The deal is this guy is going to be doing his best to look out for us and to make sure that he navigates this world of finance and environment and international. relations perfectly where he doesn't blow anything up and he makes our economy happier. Go. Go.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
But you know, you see something and it's only a 15 second clip and you go like, okay, let me just be the nicest person possible. Like what, what could be the reason why you would say, how dare we say Merry Christmas? Yeah. Unless you're playing a character. Right. Well, she's on stage doing a play. She's like, I want to read from my college play where I was the Grinch.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They're like, we don't want a primary because of another Democrat comes in. If Shapiro comes in, if Newsom comes in, whole new cabinet.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Everybody wants to keep their job. It's so fucked up. even if you are sad that Trump won and you wish Kamala Harris won If she did win, it would be the first time that anybody won without winning a primary. Right. And that's kind of crazy. And it's not a good precedent to set. It's not good to let people weasel around this system that we have in place.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And by having a vice president and then immediately appointing them as the Democratic candidate, that's kind of illegal. It seems like it's kind of illegal. Is it illegal? Well, dude, I mean, should it be illegal? How about let me say this. That should be illegal. Right.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You should have to have a vote from the people to decide who their Democratic elected person who's going to run for president is. Right. That's the whole deal.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Maybe people didn't vote for you when you were running for president, which is a fact. And so then when you ran for vice president or when he chose you as vice president, all of a sudden we're supposed to pretend that you're a really good candidate for president. Let's find out what the people think.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
If you guys believe that she's the best person for the job, the whole idea is supposed to be sell it and then people vote. Like, really vote. Actually vote. Don't fuck with the vote. The mail-in ballots seem kind of odd. Let's not do that. Nixon was talking about how they could be rigged in the 70s. Let's just do it in person like we always do.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Those are the people that are still getting boosted. I am up to date. I have all nine of my boosters. Jesus Christ. They got boosters in their eyeballs. You can see them swimming around behind their eyeballs. And eventually, they're going to be just pointing at people. Ah! You haven't had your boosters. That is... Six feet distance. That's what it felt like, man.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That's what it felt like being unvaccinated in the pandemic. It felt like some people looked at you like you were the dirty... Like, I heard dudes I know. I know them. I've hung out with them. And they were calling people plague rats.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
um and you know maybe you're not supposed to do this like when you're saying like you try to find the the compassionate way of looking at kamala harris i try to find that with everybody man is that as like an exercise that i've been doing more and more over the last few years i try to push it all day long yeah there's so many things to get upset about but there's also there's so
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
There's so many good things in the world, too. And we can't fall into that. We're not designed to soak up eight billion people worth of bad news. We're just not designed that way.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
The world has responded to all. Have you seen this crazy interview where Don Lemon interviewed some dude on the street?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's so funny because Don Lemon's doing like these on-the-street interviews, and he's talking to this guy about the news, and the guy is essentially telling Don Lemon, like, I don't trust all these sources you're saying. He's like, look, here it is, Washington Post. I forget what the subject was. But he got Don Lemon to say, I don't listen to mainstream news either. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Play this. Play this from the beginning. Because this is so crazy.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Oh, he said a lot of people coming to him. I misunderstood. I got a hard-on when I saw that. Dude, that is incredible. Well, that guy just geniusly broke down this illogical assumption that because it's on these accepted sources, it must be true. Like, oh, he's President Musk. Maybe we have the good guy super genius on our side. And this idea that he's doing it for money.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Hey, you fucking halfwits. He has all the money. Yeah. He has more money than anybody. Right. He's simultaneously running multiple businesses that are at the peak, the cutting edge of technology. Sure. Shut the fuck up and let him cook.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And really smart people like to get really good at syncing up. They like to get really good at it and really good at correcting others who don't sync up correctly. There you go. Sync up. Yeah. And you know what it is? It's just dorks. It's dorks. And dorks have found a thing. Right. They found a thing. Maybe your thing could have been chess. It's not. It's politics. You know what I mean?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Like whatever your thing is, that's what's really going on. And your denial of objective reality in order to win, it exposes you. It exposes you to people in this new world that are recognizing – that we are the only people that have ever gone through this.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And we are in this insane moment of realization about how much we've been bullshitted and manipulated in the past, how much of all of our resources are going to things that we would never agree to, and how much of this chaos...
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
is being pushed upon us by people who are profiting from it in a fucking spectacular way that's almost indescribable yeah insane amounts of money and control of the narrative and it's not working it's not working it's not working you and i and jamie in a fucking room yeah Are working. Right. That's not working.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
What they're doing is not working because people are getting information from multiple sources now. And the sources that aren't reliable, like that guy listed off, they're dying off. Yeah. You know, the New York Times app is more people use it for Wordle than anything. Like New York Times has essentially become a gaming company. See if that's true. I don't want to get sued.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I'm pretty sure it's true. Well, I mean, Wordle is fun. I'm sure it's fun. I think it's a separate app. Is it a separate app? Or is it that Wordle gets... I do mind. I'm tired of you drinking. Thank you. Is that what it is? Um, so that Wordle gets more activity for the company. That's what essentially, yeah, there was a graph.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I was too lazy to read the whole graph, but it was a breaking down how Wordle is more used than anything.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Let's make sure that's true. Otherwise we'll have to cut this out. I don't want New York times on my ass. Oh my God. That would suck. Sucks so bad. They've done it before. It's just, that's their job. That's their job. You know, they're just like, that shouldn't be a job where your New York Times games are more popular than its news. If that's what you want it to be, but here's the thing.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's not necessary anymore. And I think that through the rise of independent journalism, one of the things we're realizing is that all someone has to do is be consistently objective and intelligent and post things and post takes on things like Coleman Hughes or some of these people. Consistently intelligent, objective, and then you'll develop a following.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Because I know that if I ask Coleman about X, Y, or Z and he's informed, he's going to give me a very intelligent breakdown of what it is. There's a few people in my life that are like that, like Andrew Huberman. If I have some sort of health-related question, Peter Attia. I have some sort of like how are they doing this and is this legitimate? And they'll look at it and they'll analyze it.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I've sent Huberman stuff, and he goes over the data. He's like, this is fascinating. This theoretically should work, and then this will explain why and what the pathways are and how interesting this is. It's an amazing resource that wasn't available before to any person. Forget it. I mean, it's too difficult. You'd have one line of inquiry.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You have one lane, whether it's archaeology or language, one lane where you're like, soup. well read in. You don't have access to all these other professors that are working on quantum physics. You don't have access to the James Webb telescope. You don't have access to all this data. It's too hard to get. Now it's fucking everywhere. It's everywhere all the time.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's a question away on your phone. It's a question away. You pick up your phone and you just fucking press a button. You say, hey Google, why don't you tell me what the James Webb telescope's been up to? Yeah, hey, chat GPT, why don't you talk to me like Santa Claus and explain to me why these drones are fake?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's the best. I don't know if the drones are China's or ours or water people. They're coming out of the water.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You know what I've been saying for a while, the last few weeks at least? I think maybe what the aliens are is custodians. I think maybe they're just here. They're like some sort of an autonomous creation that... That's designed to accelerate our evolution, stop us from blowing ourselves up and make sure that we build the quantum computer with AI. Right.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
This is like it's all a part of this like endless cycle of integration in the great universe. This and like we're at this like, oh, I don't want to get out of my cocoon. We're in that stage. We're in this bizarre, strange Australopithecus wandering around in the grass fields. We're in this weird stage where we're going to launch into some completely new way of interfacing with the universe itself.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah. And it's going to happen whether you like it or not. Yeah. And this is just what's happening right now. And that's why everything's so chaotic. Okay. McKenna used to talk about this. He used to talk about how the end of civilization, it's not going to be a whimper. It's going to be people screaming in agony and flailing and trying to hold on to the past.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Hold on to Norman Rockwell paintings. I want to bake my own fucking bread.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I think they have to do that. They have to have a certain amount of supplies because I think they can only come back in two years. But I don't even mean supplies.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
How about missing that bus? The Mars bus? The two-year bus? Oh, Duncan, you were late. You slept in. That's hilarious. Yeah, you missed the bus. You watched the rocket go up. No. No, nobody woke me. You cocksuckers. Imagine if you're like, Duncan is such a fucking douchebag. Let's leave him here. Let's leave him on Mars. There's plenty of potatoes. He can live.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Fuck him. Make him fertilize his potatoes with his own shit. Damon. Yeah, like Matt Damon did in that Marsha movie.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Can I tell you Terrence Howard's idea? Yeah. It's a great idea. Yeah. He thinks that we have it all wrong when it comes to the formation of planets and the creation of life. He thinks what happens is the sun is constantly ejecting things, right? You see these coronal mass ejections, crazy. Millions of times longer than the distance between whatever and whatever, I don't know. Just scary.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Crazy, bigger than Earth, right? that he thinks these particles coalesce in space outside of the gravity of the sun, and they orbit the sun, and very close at first, but then as time goes on, they move further and further away, and they get to a place where they're in this position like Earth is, and then they people. They flower, just like when you plant a seed, when the water comes. So cool.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And then it has to be sophisticated enough to adapt because the planet is eventually going to move out of the habitable zone. Wow. And he thinks that Mars at one point in time probably had civilization in life. And then as Mars got further and further and further out from the protection of the sun, it eventually got too cold. And it eventually got hit by something. It lost its atmosphere.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And now it's just desert. That's so cool. Well, now they know there's water on Mars. Yeah. They know. It used to be just the craziest of conspiracy theories. Oh, there's no water on Mars. There's no evidence of water. How could a society live there? But, you know, this is the nuttiest of nutty, but some remote viewer went to Mars a million years ago and said there were pyramids there. Sure.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And there was a civilization there. Yeah. And, you know, there's tribes. No, actually, they think they came from the planet Sirius, right? Like the Dogon tribe.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They believe that all people came from another planet.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
If you were in Mars, and you're 1,000 years advanced from us, and they never figure out AI, so they could just go in a different direction. They're like super, super advanced, though, where they could travel through the space between the planets. And you get to a point where you're like, hey, guys, we got about a decade. Yeah. We got about one decade where life can exist on this fucking planet.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
We got to get off of this now. Earth is ready. There's some monkeys there. There's a bunch of shit there. It's like, you know, we could just go there. Yeah. We just go there. And then we just monked around. These guys are developing really slowly. Like, why don't we just... And then Homo sapiens. Yay, look, Homo sapiens.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
The disciples came to him and asked, why do you speak to the people in parables? He replied, because the knowledge of the secrets of the kingdom of heaven has been given to you, but not to them. Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them. This is why I speak to them in parables.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I'd be like, bro, what the fuck did you say? Can you break that down? If I had that guy on the podcast, if I had God on the podcast, I'd be like, okay. Do you have friends? When you talk to friends, when you say complicated things, you should make them make sense. So I know you're smart. You made the whole universe. I'm not being disrespectful, sir. But what did you just say?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Is it because we teach kids that way kind of? We kind of teach kids almost in parables. We teach kids like a simplistic form of everything.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That's why it's so rude when someone talks down to you. Oh, the worst. When someone's like, I don't know if you know, but let me explain to you. Oh, please. What's wrong with the way you're thinking. I can't wait to hear. It's the grossest way to talk to people ever.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
But you're deciding to be mean about a point of discussion. That's right. That's what it is. You're deciding to be mean. Instead of saying, I have a lot of knowledge about this, if I could tell you what I know. This is why I believe what you're saying is not true.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Because I actually have a PhD in this, and this is how we know this, and this is how we know that. And then you go, oh, that's essentially what Eric Weinstein did to Terrence Howard. So when Terrence Howard was on the podcast, there was a lot of things that he was saying that were true and really fascinating and very interesting. He's a very brilliant guy.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
So that's the placebo effect. The placebo effect is real. You know, I had a guy tell me this once. He was like a kind of a wacky, healing, chiropractic type guy. And he was telling me that if you believe what I'm saying is true, because I was asking him, like, how does this work? Like, how is this working? Like, how are you healing people by working on, by pressing on things?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Eric Weinstein is a legitimate PhD in mathematics. He's super fucking crazy scary smart. And he said to him, he said, look, I'm not giving you peer review. He goes, I'm not a peer. You're not my peer. He goes, I'm an expert. I'm giving you an expert review. I'm saying you have a lot of really interesting ideas. Just stop teaching people.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's offensive to the people that actually do this for a living. That's all it is. You are like us. And this is what he said of him. He said he's one of us. He just went down a different path. That's right. He's a brilliant guy. who has a strong desire to understand the universe. A strong desire to understand things. But you have to go down the path of peers.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You have to go down the path of, you gotta be with all these other legitimate people to bounce these ideas about. And the only way you're really gonna get in, you have to find some online community of legitimate people that accept you, you have to be invited into something, or you have to fucking attend a university like all the other ones did.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That's how you find out, especially when it comes to shit like mathematics, Boy, you know when you're talking about like things like physics Yeah, boy, you need you need that's these are cold hard fact-based Disciplines.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It wasn't at all. And it was also an acknowledgement that a lot of his ideas are really fucking good. That peopling idea is really fucking good. The other thing that he has that he invented, you've seen that linchpin thing that he invented? I saw something like that. It's like modular drone technology that can be used for construction and fucking moving giant girders and shit.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Creative vortex or something. Well, they all link together. It's like a geometric pattern. But the nerdiest of nerdy things was Weinstein calling him out on the degree of the angle of one of the fucking calculations that he made. I don't even remember exactly what it was. He goes, you had to cheat that, right? Right. And he's like, yeah, I did. I did that to make it work. And he's like, ah.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They were like fucking with each other because he understood why there would be something problematic about linking all these specific geometric patterns. And then he had to make some slight adjustment to make them link up perfectly.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
If you believe it works. So it's a lie. But if I believe the lie... So what are you selling? You're just like fucking manipulating people and saying mumbo jumbo muscular structural words. Yeah.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I think he did, dude. I think there was a description of him destroying his sexuality.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And you're doing hypnosis kind of because you're sort of admitting that by healing, like a person who's going to heal you with words and talking and touching you, they're tricking you into doing it yourself.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I won't click on it. They probably already infected my phone just because you sent me those links.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That's probably in the user agreement. I still send them. We agree to infect other people's phones every time you send them a link.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Getting people to dance to a certain cultural BPM. Jamie, I'm going to send you something. I'm not sure if it's true. So I want you to find out if it's true. And it was someone was saying that there's a whole series of I saved it on Twitter. It's a link on Twitter. That's what it is. there's a whole series of people who are claiming to be doctors saying the exact same thing.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I don't know. The problem with those things is, like, people bullshit. And when people—here it is. I'll send it to you, Jamie. When people bullshit, it's really hard to tell. Because if you change this and create this in Photoshop and then people start spreading it, then all of a sudden that narrative gets out and most people don't ever hear, oh, no, no, no, somebody made that in Photoshop.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
So by the time it gets around, it's like, I don't know if it's true or not. These are one of those. So it's like if that's true and if all these doctors were tweeting out the exact same verbiage, exactly – I wonder if that's a mandate. I wonder if they're sent something like a mass email. Mass email. That says copy and paste this perhaps.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Or I wonder if they're fake doctors or I wonder if it's like some bot program designed to encourage people to go get vaccinated or whatever it was. I just don't know if it was real. So I want Dr. Jamie to look at it real quick. Thank you, Jamie. Jamie's super skeptical to the point of being a liberal.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I know. I know. Jamie's not a liberal, folks. Yeah. Jamie's very down the middle. Hey, Jamie's not a liberal. I would say you're a centrist. Is that correct?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Okay, so it could be that a bunch of people just decided to retweet it for funsies. Some of them are a response.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That's what I was going to do next. Or it could have been one of those things where someone got caught. Do you remember when there was this misinformation video that got out? There was all these local news anchors giving the same exact speech.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
In verbatim. Yeah. In tune. In time. Yeah. It's really weird.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah, they get given some... They just get the same script.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Right, but it's about misinformation. Oh, yeah, right. And it's weird. It's weird because they're basically protecting their job. So what it is, they've been caught stealing money. They've got a big fucking pot of gold. And the people are at the door like, I heard you got gold in there. What you're hearing is misinformation. It's all misinformation.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
We are the number one source of news and we're dedicated to give you, The true objective.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Right. Is it what company is it that makes them? Sinclair. Let's just play it though because it's so crazy that these people are the people that are in charge of giving you the news and they're reading off this thing pretending that these are their thoughts. This is what's bizarre about that where it's untenable. Because people know those are not their thoughts.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They know they're reading off a script. Right. Everybody knows it. So it doesn't work. You're just making noise with your mouth and people are still on Twitter. You know what I mean? They're still like reading what's actually going on versus what you're saying.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It says Harris fumed at Americans saying Merry Christmas before illegal migrants were protected in resurface clips.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Jamie, did I send you the thing where the girl is, excuse me, the woman, is giving a press conference on the UAPs and the drones, and she's saying we don't know what they are, they're not ours, and they're not an adversary's. I think I tweeted it. I sent it to you, right?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That's what I go by. It's a podium. You can get all the way the fuck up there and nobody tackles you.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You've got to be legit. Yeah. You're at the podium.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You're at the Sacred Scrolls. There's a flag behind you. I'm going to buy an Aria Torah. You ever see the Torah? Or the Talmud.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You're going to buy the actual scroll? Get someone to write it for you.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
No, he's going to keep it in his living room and jerk off on it.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
she's like she's like such a loon and this idea that this person is going to be in charge of what's legitimate and not there's too many things this is what people are realizing there's too many things that they told us were not legitimate just three years ago that are 100 fact now and everybody knows that and this is this uh latest what is the house committee thing on when with covid and the wuhan lab leak and this lady this is the craziest shit i've ever seen nina jankovic
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
But this was like something that she released when they were talking about her being the ministry of the head of the- I'm just saying it feels like that. I think it's honestly just her trying to go viral with a video about this thing that she's doing. That's what it is. And it's a good way to go viral. I mean, we just talked about it. People share it.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Even if it's preposterous, it's a good way to get attention to this thing that you're about to do and watch.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Just Cristal and diamonds in the bathtub. Just waddle around in it. Ugh. And just hang in there until that fucking genetic engineering comes. You could be young again.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Joe Biden should be on Mount Rushmore. Yeah, good call. Good call. He's definitely not going to send you in jail. That guy is... Oh, this is what I want to talk to you about. Pardons. I'm not opposed to the idea of being pardoned. Because I think that there's like... Governors can find out that someone legitimately got railroaded and they can pardon someone. I like that. I like that.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I like that the president can pardon some people. I wish they pardoned Ed Snowden. There's a bunch of Julian Assange. They should have pardoned Julian Assange. I wish there was, you know, a way to stop someone from pardoning 8,000 fucking people. And some of them are like murderers. Some of them are the kids for cash judge. Kids for cash. One of them or one of the people.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
We talked about this the other day. He's one of the people. He had two years left in his sentence. But still, it's the principle of the thing. How many lives were destroyed by that kids for cash thing?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
How many dehumanizing decisions were made where you decided to lock young people up in detention centers where they would get raped and beaten up and tortured and separated from their family and sent down a whole...
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
horrible road of distrust of law enforcement and of authority and everything else everything else you're basically setting them up for a life of being a fucking loser unless they have the strongest of wills and they could figure out a way to stay positive and get through it and then use that to fuel whatever the fuck they do that's so rare man those people are so rare
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Why can they do all the pardons? It's kind of weird. That's so crazy. It's crazy.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That's such a great point that I never even thought of.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
How about we pay them more, but they can't do speeches? No speeches afterwards. No paid speeches when you leave. You can write books. You can write books, but none of those paid bank speeches. None of those $500,000 speeches.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I'll give you a little of this. You give me a little of that, and we do it right in front of the world.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah. I mean, obviously there's probably some people who find that. I think Trump committed to doing that, to releasing.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah. Well, I mean. Does that, find out if that's true, Jamie? I believe it is. I believe he was, it was one of those Bitcoin fucking things that he did. Oh, yeah.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yes, that's right. Libertarian. Libertarian and Bitcoin are the same fucking category in my brain. When I'm barely tuned in, it's all the same. It's like NFT, libertarian, Bitcoin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Yeah, I'm a libertarian. Like, sure. It's on paper. It's a great idea. It's not a real party.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I'm a sovereign citizen, too. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it's great. But I'm not of this planet. Where are you from?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I'm from everywhere. I'm from everywhere, man. I'm Johnny Cash. Dude, that's a lot of places. I've been everywhere, man.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Johnny Cash was the fucking man. Oh my God. He was the fucking man.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Top ten, probably. Can you imagine being Johnny Cash when he played at Folsom Prison? Folsom Prison Blues? It's the most incredible thing. He played at the prison. It's incredible. Paul Rodriguez did a comedy special at a prison. Like, way back in the day. I forget when it was, but I remember, I believe it was an HBO special. And he did it live from a prison, which is fucking buck wild. So badass.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
He would murder the prison. Yeah. You know, metaphorically.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Respect to Paul Rodriguez. I don't even know if it worked. Are they laughing? It looks like they're laughing. It looks like they're having a good time. That's crazy. No, they don't have to. I'm joking. I'm sure they don't. Rush him. How's the guards going to stop by the time they beat him to death? 50 dudes just rush him?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's San Quentin. He was popular at the time. He is still popular, but he was very, very popular at the time.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Tony Hinchcliffe was misquoted by Obama. I mean, there was a speaker at the Trump rally who said Puerto Rico is a pile of garbage. Those are human beings. Dude. I mean. Nobody's aged harder than that dude. Well, he's withered. Bro, but those are like, those are vampire years. These are like you got bit by a leech. Like you got a parasite.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah, what are you? Yeah. That's most people and that's one of the reasons why ideologies are so interesting because it's the same thing. It's the same person. It's just they've agreed to one thing or they agreed to the other thing. And it could be how you were raised or it could be you rebelling or it could be. But people find a way to fucking slip into a groove. Yeah. And it's so much easier.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Yeah, right, right, right. You have the Ark of Covenant in your bedroom.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You're aging. Like you look like you age 50 fucking years. You look like a really good looking 70 year old. There's something weird.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
No purpose. No purpose. I think we're going to be able to read minds in five years and all this is going to be a moot point. I think it's going to all go out the window. I think quantum computing is going to crush encryption. We're going to have a real problem with currency worldwide. We're going to have to figure out how to redistribute resources without conventional capitalism.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
weird new shifting that's gonna come along with the birth of this AI that's way more intelligent than us and everything's gonna get super fucking weird and we're not ready for it and we think that we oh we have to be ready for it it's not gonna happen like that because I'm not ready for it no one's ready for it no it couldn't happen just like a super volcano just like an asteroid impact it can happen and you're not ready for it that's right and a lot of us might not make it that's right dude okay this as far as like AGI goes
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Maybe that's what this scramble is all about, that we just have to fucking die screaming. Yeah.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Maybe it can't be solved, just like Australopithecus couldn't figure out how to make a plane. We're not prepared for it. And we're not supposed to last. We're supposed to carry on to the next thing. And the next thing will still be us. That's what's going to be weird. The next thing is going to still be us. We just want us to stay us like this. We want, you know, fucking blues songs. Sure.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And we want to drink whiskey. Sure. We want to smoke cigarettes. We want to, like, get in fist fights.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Not only that, it seems like if you wanted to have an evolutionary path towards a genderless society, wouldn't you have that society, if you wanted to tame the wild primate, wouldn't you have that society be completely addicted to plastic? They use plastic for everything, which is an endocrine disruptor.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
What is this thing we're doing where I'm making noises with my mouth? You're reading my mind. Yeah. And we're like broadcasting it to the world. By making noises with your mouth, we're speaking through each other's minds.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
So you have these plastic and these chemicals that get into the body, lower testosterone, shrink dicks, shrink taints. Dr. Shanna Swan's work. They shrink taints? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shanna Swan, have you ever talked to her? I didn't know that taint could shrink. You should talk. No, well, it's in utero. So this is what happens. When you introduce mammals to that, her book is called... Countdown.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
That's right. I used to remember it. It's a great book. She's really fun, too. She's a really fascinating person. But what they found is with mammals, when you introduce phthalates, which are these plastics, like microplastics and the chemicals that come off of them, into pregnant women or pregnant mice, the babies have smaller taints.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And then a taint is one of the best ways to distinguish a male or a female in mammals.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They don't call it the taint. They have a word for it. She told me. But she calls it the taint because she's fun. She has a thing on her website called the Jizz Quiz. It's very funny. She's very funny. And she's, you know, a really distinguished professor. But what she's saying essentially is that these plastics are lowering hormone levels. They are lowering birth rate levels.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They're increasing in the amount of miscarriages that women have. So that all these things she believes are completely connected. And that this hormone disruptor that is on these plastics is causing people to become sicker and a little bit deformed because your hormones aren't expressing themselves correctly because they're being poisoned. Right.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
If you were a society, like if you were going to get to where the aliens are, they look genderless, don't they?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Very different. Standing over your bed, jacking off in your face. Horrible. Yeah. While you're paralyzed, you're sitting there like, oh, this fucking piece of shit. I think that we are clinging to this idea of male and female. Look, I think currently there are male and females, for sure. And this is why I'm... completely opposed to biological males who have mental illness.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And that's what gender dysphoria is, even if you're being kind. It's a mental illness. Whatever it is, you're not well in who you are. You wish you were a different gender. I fully support you. But you can't compete with biological females. We can't pretend that you're a biological female because we want you to feel good. You have massive physical advantages. They've been clearly documented.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Anybody who says any differently is full of shit. Talk to Riley Gaines. Right. Talk to her. She's the expert in this shit. She had to go through that shit with swimming.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's so crazy that you have to say that to liberals who always wanted to protect women. The whole thing is bonkers, but it just goes to show you it's not real. This idea of left and right is not real. Right. These are just masks that people put on. These are just a conglomeration of opinions that people adopt. Most people have not thought most of the things through. They don't have the time.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
They have to work all fucking day. They have a family. Maybe they have a hobby. They're trying to get out and play hoops with their friends. Maybe they get together with their buddies and they want to play video games one night a week. You know, like Jesus Christ. They don't have fucking time to pay attention to all this crazy shit. And that's what's really going on.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Most people are just like deciding that, you know, I'm a progressive. I will repeat progressive talking points. I will violently defend a woman's right to choose. And they get into these patterns. And then the same thing happens on the right. The exact same thing. Exact same thing. That's why the right is against the war in Ukraine and the left is supporting it. This is like Vietnam in reverse.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
The whole thing is fucking bananas. The right is insisting on free speech.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
were the motherfuckers that were censoring everybody i know they wanted to lock howard stern up in jail he had to fight the fcc they sued him his fucking parent company had to play untold amounts of money i don't even how much money did howard stern's company get fined it was hundreds of thousands of dollars if not millions yeah insane amounts of money the fucking government was trying to shut down a radio guy for talking shit it's crazy so and now that's the left
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
It's just patterns, man. It's just patterns where people can justify certain behaviors because it aligns with their ideology.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
But it's also the arrogance of intellectualism. You know, you get really smart and these idea, these fairy tales seem preposterous to you. That's right. And you don't want to accept that maybe what it is is a moral scaffolding that keeps society glued together. And it's probably based on some truth. There's some of it that seems to be a history of the world.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Maybe what that cultural trance is, this is like... it's a pattern that you can follow that can connect you to the divine. And there's a bunch of these different patterns. This pattern might be Buddhism, this pattern might be Islam, this pattern might be even Mormonism. Even Scientology. Definitely Scientology. I think all of them can be distorted. All of them can be subverted.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
All of them can have those guys that have private jets and Rolls Royces and those fucking crazy arena guys. All of it can go in that direction. But all of it is kind of a moral scaffolding that's it seems to be designed to help us in this journey of getting away from the primate instinct.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Imagine being so cocky you think you can trick Jesus. I would try. I got it. Maybe. Fuck that, dude. It would be cool if you could. I'm going to bring out three-card money. We're going to get him. Imagine Jesus walking down New York City and watching him play three-card money and getting suckered in. You're like, hey, I thought you were the fucking, I thought you were the guy. Hey, man.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Don't do that. He's, don't understand. It's not the same card. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. You don't have any more shekels. You're out of shekels. Is that why they use shekels? I guess. What did they have back then? I don't know. Denarius? What kind of dollars did they have? What unit of money was around when Jesus existed?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Super good question. I wish I knew it. It would be a clever thing to say. Shekels sounds good, though. Shekels is a fun name for coins. Shekels. Shekels. Was it Shekels?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Let's fucking go. It's shekels, son. There you go. Oh, yeah. So imagine Jesus blew all his shekels on three-card money.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Jesus. We just stick to being the fucking Messiah. What are you doing? Yeah. Why are you here again? He gets hustled in a basketball game. Like, Jesus. You're going to question everything. You're not good at basketball, and you can't run in those fucking sandals.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Let's sell fucking wine. He's just losing money at basketball. He plays horse with people. He keeps missing. Wow. Wow. That would really be weird. Jesus would have to be really good at badminton. If he plays badminton, he's got to win. Pickleball. He's got to win. I'm not going to believe you're Jesus if you can't wrestle. If you're bad at pinball. If you get pinned.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
If you get pinned really quick in a wrestling match. Like, what the fuck, dude?
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
If you get submitted, somebody rear naked chokes Jesus 30 seconds in a match.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
He doesn't know what the fuck to do. He doesn't know shit. He's a white belt. Why is he in this competition? Jesus goes to the UF Open Golf Tournament and everybody's like, Jesus fucking sucks at golf. He can't even fucking hit the ball right. Somebody show him how to hit the ball. Dana White, why did you let Jesus compete in the UFC? Jesus is playing pickleball. Just falling down.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
People would be so disappointed in Jesus. Everything, the way he walked. Just bowled a gutter ball every time. You fucking dummy. What are you doing? Farts in the car.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Everybody smelled back then. I think farts probably cleared the air a little. Oh, something interesting to smell. Some new thing instead of these shitty asses I smell everywhere.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
There was some young lady that we featured on the podcast at one point in time was making a ton of money farting in jars. Yeah, selling farts. Dude, that's incredible. I hope she didn't even fart in those jars. I hope those dummies.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
My chiropractor told me that smelling farts was the way to go.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Imagine. Have you heard of this new medication they're giving cows to make them fart less? There you go.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
The Great Plague of London in the 1600s was a scary time. The public was worried you just might hate to stay healthy, including sniffing a jar of their own farts. Back then, doctors were apparently convinced that the plague was spread via deadly air vapor and that a foul-smelling substance could dilute the pollution.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
As such, some locals apparently took to storing their farts in jars just in case the situation suddenly demanded a quick whiff.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Open the old vintage farts. I'm going to get them farts from when I was 23 and I had a good gut biome. Dude. That's so hilarious. That is so fucking crazy. I want to know how long it lasted because from what I understand, you can't really fart in a jar and keep it there. By the time you seal it up, it's probably sealed up with so much oxygen.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
He'll just shit in there and lie to you. It's so gross. Ari just shits publicly. He's out of his mind. How do you get the fart in the jar? I guess you put the jar up to your asshole when you've got a fart.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You're going to get a little bit of air in there. You know what I mean? It's like moonshine. It's not 100% alcohol. You'd use a tube if you were a pro. Yeah, you would use a tube. A tube going into the jar. You would have a diaper, a big gas diaper, completely sealed to your ass like a COVID mask, and then you would just fart into that tube.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And it would go into that jar, and then you'd do it all day long.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
There would be a robot there that would seal that jar off so we know it's pure. How do you know when your jar is filled? What if you gave me a half-assed fart? I want a real fart.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I want one of those farts where you're in the car and you buy a Taco Bell and you immediately hate yourself.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
No, it's like a... No, that's my study. My field of study.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Just go with that. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Literally.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And, like, there was people dying. But again, this brings us back to the placebo effect. Could work. Because I think almost everything works. It just doesn't work when your streets are filled with sewer. You know, I think that was what everybody was dying of back then. They did horrible fucking... Terribly unsanitary conditions everywhere. Everything was covered in shit. Everything was shit.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And I think we're collaborating with something that we're we're we don't truly understand because we're still trapped in primate bodies. Yes. So I think I think we have these moments of recognition of these connections, you know, and in great moments in life and these beautiful things that can happen. And it's all being twisted up by this ape thing.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Shitty water. You have no running water and you have a bunch of people living together. You have horrible diseases.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You sniff that fart and then you immediately turn into like one of those 28 Days Later zombies. And then it spreads. This virus has had a chance to adapt and evolve and plan its strategy while trapped inside this jar and get back at the humans. Because it doesn't have to die. So it lives in this guy's butt gas and then it evolves over hundreds of years. Figure out...
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Through the multiverse, how to communicate with other bacteria everywhere and devise a strategy to morph itself over thousands and thousands of generations of new viruses to become some crazy rage virus. By the way, man, here's the other thing.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Jamie, can you YouTube smelling my- But then how do you close the gap? You got to slide a lid in there. You might get a little water in your farts. Yeah, that's fine. No, you can't have farts and the water together. They're separate things. Oh, so when you open it, it'll be pure farts, but a little bit of water at the bottom.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
This is not the first time I've encountered a little boy with a dream of bottling his own farts. Years ago, my younger cousin, let's call him Jay, had a whole shelf of dated mason jars in their barn. He was very proud of his collection. That kid is killing cats. That's a fucking serial killer. He's got a fucking shelf of dated jars of his farts. What a fucking psychopath.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Jeffrey Dahmer. He has nothing better to do than just fart in jars.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow. Duncan, we got to wrap this up, unfortunately. What a joy. What a joy, always. Thanks for having me on, Joe.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
Bro, I feel like we could just do another eight hours in a row.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
We were locked in. I appreciate you very much, brother.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
I love you to death. You're one of my favorite people. You really are.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
You're a real treasure. Thank you, Jeff. And these are some of my favorite podcasts of all time. Thanks, man. It's just a weird combination of the two of us. I love it. We sync up in the weirdest way, man. It's the best, man. It is. That's it, man. I love you. Merry Christmas. I love you too. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
This wild ape that had to survive for thousands and thousands of years by killing its neighbors.
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#2247 - Duncan Trussell
And eating monkeys and fucking running around and clubbing things to death and eating raw meat.