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Earlier on the plane, people were wondering, will Bitcoin reach its $1 million milestone in 2025?

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And then Bryn goes, ladies and gentlemen, Jenna Lyons.

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By the way, the Republicans are trying to push for Cheney criminal investigation. What? Sorry, Ronnie was scrolling.

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And, um, then size like, Oh my God, I use one of these machines. Why is this coffee? This is ridiculous. Fucking stupid in New York. You know, we got people who make your coffee. I'm like, what the hell is this?

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And Sai's like, you know, that's just like being a New Yorkian. You know, what are you going to do? I mean, what are you going to get your mom to admit that New York radiation levels are spiking because drones have been spotted in the area? What? Sorry. Goddamn it, Ronnie. Stop scrolling. This is a very important, meaningful scene.

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She's like, go on fighter, do it. It's going to be so fun.

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And the son goes, yeah, because mom's like, wait, my daughter's not only a lesbian, now she's traveling with a lesbian to watch a group. Great.

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Yeah, read the newspaper. I guess they don't get those in space. Yeah.

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She's like, come on. I didn't even use it.

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It's like, who charges an iPad? Why do I have to charge it? It's like a tiny little stupid square thing. Give me a regular notebook. What happened to paper and pens? All right.

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Grandma loves you. Grandma loves you.

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And Brynn's like, oh my God, I love Puerto Rico.

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And Brynn's like, I love everything. The people, the drinks. I love what it makes people do.

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And Brent's like, oh my God, this thing is so pretty.

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And Si's like, he showed your man's dick to them.

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I don't want to see it. Does anybody want to see me sniff shit off a shoe or stab myself with a bottle?

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And so I was like, oh my gosh, should I put a toast in the group chat? I'm gonna.

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She goes, yeah, I mean, she's my friend, so.

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So then she is like, well, I'm fully aware that I don't have kids. And I think about it every day. And I cry about it every day. Like right now.

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Yeah, it's just ridiculous. They're just picking at things, and I think that's why they're picking at things, because she was the breakout star last year, so now they're just trying to come up with reasons to break her down, even though she's been completely lovely to everybody this season and done nothing wrong.

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And even the thing they just brought up against her, like that she said against Brynn, they literally asked her the question... Who have you ever been mad at? Have you ever been mad at Brynn? It's like they're playing an improv game where they're like, say it, and then we'll build on that. They're just being dicks. It's like, this isn't fun. This isn't fun. Just being assholes to be assholes.

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You know, it's fun to get, like, fired up in a fun way. I just think they're just being—they're just horrible. They're just horrible people, you know? So then they get ready to go out to the restaurant and— Do you have espresso martinis? Would I expect you to order anything else, you basic ass? So they order four of those.

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And Uwe's like, do you have anything very delicious, less sugary, but it's virgin? Okay, two passion fruit mojitos it is.

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It's literally the lightest picture of all time, by the way.

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Jenna's like, wait, guys, I have a picture. I have a picture. It's like so much. Okay, look at it. So she shows them all a picture of her vagina hair and they start cracking up and they're like, wow. Sia's like, it looks like one of those dogs with the long straight hair and pigtails.

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I thought that shit was funny. So they all have their opinions, you know, and Rebecca's like, why don't you trim that? It looks like a mustache.

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Like you said that she told me that when we were at a, Oh, sorry, go ahead, man.

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This is so Erin. Why are you overreacting? I just said she basically compared you to Hitler. So Erin, she's like, yeah, you know, she told me that when we were at a photo shoot, she was really pissed at Brynn. And so Jessel can kind of tell they're talking shit. So she looks over and she's like, yeah, Jenna was asking why you were upset with Brynn.

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And get this, she jumps in front of me because her quote-unquote puppy needs her. And I mean quote-unquote. Who knows if it's even a puppy? I don't even know what that thing is. And Jessel's like, yeah, I was upset for 30 seconds. Like, who cares?

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No, that's all you needed to say. Yeah. Really. Just end it. She goes, like, sometimes with you, it's a lot of, like, kids' birthday, photographers, your birthday, photographers.

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I mean, this is kind of a retread of Beverly Hills, right? The thing against Dorit. Like, oh my God, Dorit's making everybody wait because she's doing glam. But Jussel's not making you guys wait. Unless you're not saying it.

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But you guys are just being dicks to be dicks. Since when do housewives get mad that the other housewives take pictures of themselves? It's just weird. Especially when your whole thing of your show, like the ad before this was like... Guys, watch Real Housewives of New York. It's all fashion and glamour and fashion and glamour. Literally nothing else.

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But there's fashion and glamour and people saying hello to each other for 10 minutes straight. Then now you're mad at those photographers?

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And then we see a flashback of Jessel taking a picture with Jen at a party and then we see it in a magazine. And Jessel's like, okay, so now you're mad that I'm getting you guys into people?

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Thanks, Raquel. Thanks. Well, she's got sense on – she's trying to be – she has sense and she's sat at a table with a constant child who's trying to start fights about nothing again. It's like she couldn't start the fight with Rebecca. She couldn't start the fight with Aaron.

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She couldn't start the fight with – so she's just moving down the line, which they point out later that she's literally just moving down a line. So she's like, no. Because Jussel's like, well, I'm not supposed to have hair and makeup for my own party. What about you? You don't have glam for your birthday?

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I like her. I mean, I feel like she's at least like, I don't know. There's something like, I like her. I have no problem with her. I think the problems here are Brent. I think the problem here is Brent. Like I'm not even going to turn it to anybody else because Brent is the word Brent and Aaron, but Aaron has a sensitive episode. So I'll be nicer to her today, but man, Brent and Aaron, Aaron too.

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Literally everybody on this show needs to contribute more. you know? Because it's bad. So Brynn's like, well, I just want to hang out with you and the kids and be chill. No, you don't. No, you fucking don't. And why would she let you anyway? You'd come over there and talk shit about them the second that you left, you know? So she's like, well, then come over.

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I'm not sitting in hair and makeup on a Sunday afternoon with my kids. I'm sitting there at the couch that's very white, covered in saran wrap because those little monsters get things everywhere, telling Parvath his stupid and To get the kids before I throw them all out the window. All right.

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Yeah, and Uber's like, I'm dumbfounded. Jessel is having the time of her life. Bryn, don't be bitter. Be better.

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She's so annoyed. She's like, the one thing about our friendship that you've been irritated about is related to photography. So she's taking photography. She's like, so what's your problem with photography? Yeah.

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No, so wouldn't it work because you still cut in line. You still cut in line with someone who had to be home with their kids because you have a fucking puppy. Give me a break. And I'm a man with a dog. That is my kid. And I would still get the fuck out of the way for someone with kids. Dogs can hold it.

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It's very Aaron to start things and go, why are you being, why are you attacking me? And Jessel's like, oh my God, I never attack you. So then we see flashbacks that are supposedly Jessel attacking. And it's like, this is what happens. She's your fucking pet parrot, pointing to Uba. And Sai's like, my pet parrot's talking, so she's not even involved.

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And then we see a flashback to the reunion where Jessel's like, you insinuated my husband was cheating on me. And Aaron's like, I did not. You're just looking at me. She's like, I'm making my way down. This is very flimsy evidence of Jessel attacking Aaron. Especially because they were insinuating that her husband was cheating.

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Everybody just stares at her and keeps eating. And she's like, sorry. I tried to stand that for you, but no one gives a shit when I talk. Whatever. So Jussel's like, so you literally said, have you ever been upset with Brynn? And Aaron's like, well, I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk to you. Like, I literally can't with you.

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Look at crazy Jussel, like being so crazy and attacking everybody. Fucking gaslighter.

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So then she's like, yeah, such a liar. She's terrified of Brynn and she can't actually be mad at Brynn. So she has to be mad at me.

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So then Brynn's talking across the table and she's like, you have to listen to me, Aaron. Certain people don't like you. And Aaron's like, yeah, like, I'm so nice to her. She's like, yeah, deep down, Uba doesn't like you either. Promise. I can tell. She hates you. Just look at how Uba hates you. You're so vile.

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You're like one of those fucking evil little eels in the Disney movie in Little Mermaid. Just... for no reason. They're more entertaining. At least they have somebody who sings good numbers controlling them. You just have fucking Aaron. Yeah.

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And then we see Aaron just saying shut up all the time. And then it moves to Uba saying shut up a few times. So Raquel's like, oh my God, the go-to is shut up. Like, can't we think of something else to say?

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Well, yeah, because they keep pushing her. They just keep poking at her. Brynn's sitting there poking at her, poking at her. It was like, just stay away, Jessel. And Jessel goes, yeah. She goes, what? What, Uba? She goes, mind your own business. She's like, what'd you say, Uba? Why do you want to know?

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Fuck around, find out, Brynn. And then cry later about what a victim you are. And you too, Aaron.

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So Uba's like, oh, I think she's just clearly I don't even think she's looking for a laugh. I think she's clearly just trying to start a fight. It's like she just wants because she equates that with being a good housewife, which is why she was always trying to start with Rebecca and trying to coach Rebecca on how to do it. That's all she knows how to do. She's got nothing.

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She's got nothing going on that one. So she keeps pushing her and Uba won't give in. She just kind of sits there. So Jessel's like, well, what's next on the menu? And Brynn's like, Uba said in the car right now that she doesn't care if we all die, Cy. What do you think about that? She wants us to die.

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And Uba's like, relax. And Brynn's like, nobody cares, Uba. She goes, I care. You don't, and you shouldn't. And then Brynn's like, well, the rest of the world doesn't care either. And she's like, and I don't give a fuck about the world and you. The world and you can both die. So that's like, oh, no.

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She just keeps poking her and poking her and then acts like a total victim when she gets yelled at finally, you know? She's like, wow. So then she's like, oh my god, Uba's sleeping. And so it cuts to Uba and she's like sleeping in her chair. And Uba's like, I know where she's going. She's going down the line. And that is exactly what she's doing, you know?

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What are you, the third or fourth person today? Yeah.

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And she's like, well, okay, but we're having a conversation and you're doing nothing. You're not having a conversation. You're just trying to start fights with everybody. And she's like, yeah, I don't want to be in this conversation. She goes, then leave, then. Then leave. And she's like, you be bullied to other people. I'm not your girl.

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And I love that. I loved Uba here. I mean, I'm so glad that someone's just telling her to shut the fuck up. She's such an asshole. And she doesn't stop. At the same time, you're kind of giving her what she wants, you know, because now she's just going, you know. So Uber's like, well, Raquel invited me here. That's why I'm here. The audacity, the audacity. You know, I'm not Jesus.

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I never turned a cheek.

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Yeah. And it was like, why are you here? Why are you here? Imitating her. And she goes, I'm here to shave fucking Jenna pussy. And so Jenna's like, wow, wow, wow. Well, I'm at the end of the hall. So bring some shaving cream. And so now they're in the van and Brynn's like, Erin, you need to come back here, please. And it was like, not nice, bully. You know, it's bully telling people what to do.

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I don't have to do anything. I got this job by being me. I didn't lie who I was, nothing. So unless maybe she slept with somebody to get this job, that's a different story. Don't tell me what to do, which is all Brynn needed.

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No, she clearly did not say that you slept with somebody to get this job. She says she doesn't have any idea how you got this job. Maybe you slept with somebody. She doesn't know. She's being sarcastic to make a point.

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Brynn, who just said that Uba can't- Please just fire her. Please just pull the van over and kick her out. I can't. She is terrible. Your show is terrible. And it's this.

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So then Raquel's like, I wouldn't have gone there. I'm just a woman and a woman's worth. I'm like, oh God, for Christ's sake.

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She's like, Brynn has been having to fight against... The stereotypes that women fight against? Okay, okay. I'm not saying that what you're saying is wrong. Uba clearly did not say that. And now Brynn is trying to nail herself to a cross, and you're helping her. Just stop. Just stop. You're doing nothing anyway, so just stop. We don't need this. So then Brynn's like, you're a six-foot toddler.

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And Aaron's like, yeah, saying Brynn slept with someone to get on the show is just not okay.

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Exactly. Or suggest that Jessel just wants to sleep with some other guy and doesn't even want to fuck her own husband, which she did five minutes ago. So that's okay. Yeah, that's Brynn really, really there for women. You know, it's always Brynn who screams, you can't treat women like this after she's an asshole every single time. You can't use that.

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No, Aaron sees it, but then she's going to be like, but I'm still on Brynn's side because she'll antagonize everybody with me. So I can call that out and act like I'm rational, but then I'm still going to team up with Brynn to try and take everybody down for literally no reason. So then they get back and Uba's like, bitches be tripping. And Aaron's like, are you okay?

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Everyone's like, are you okay, Uba? And she's like, I'm fine. I'm fine. So then Jessel's like, so Aaron, are you going to stay mad at me? Now look at how Jessel has to go make things good with Aaron when Aaron started all the shit with Jessel.

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So Jussel's like, okay, you can borrow my eyeshadow again tomorrow and my blush. She hugs her because she needs these girls to be nice for whatever reason. Just cut them off. They're horrible. So Jussel's like, oh, my God, does Erin have a short fuse because of everything she's dealing with? Potentially. But I don't see it as I did wrong. But let's be mature and move on, you know.

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And we'll extend an olive loaf. An olive leaf. Olive loaf sounds delicious. You know, whatever. So they make up. And she's like, well, I hope that we're okay, because Brynn is sitting there telling me she honestly doesn't like you. And then we see a flashback to five minutes ago. And Jessel's like, what the fuck? Why is she masterminding the whole I don't like you nonsense?

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But she's like, yeah, I know what she's doing. You know, that's why Brynn's so boring. They just all see her tricks and they're bored. You know, they're just bored. So Aaron's like, it's hurtful to hear that. You know it's a lie, Aaron. It's not fucking hurtful. So then Brynn's like, I literally not said anything to her about you. So Jessel is stirring. She's like stirring a fake pot.

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And she says that Brynn loves to play chess. Yeah, and we saw how well she did it. She plays chess in real life as well as she's doing it on this show. She sucks. Get rid of her.

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So now they wake up and Uba's meditating. We see thoughts popping in her head of everything happening around her, you know? And it was kind of funny. And she's like, I'm trying to collect myself, but then I'm like, nope, because Brynn sucks. And she's always trying to start it with Uba. And she's like, that girl's just annoying. So then we go to Aaron and Rebecca's room.

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And I don't know, it's just little, they're all getting ready to go, you know? So then we go have coffee. Sai and Uba are talking and having some coffee. And then inside Jen and Raquel's room, they hear them outside and it wakes them up. Like, God, we're never going to be able to sleep.

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Which is why I'm dating a billionaire in Connecticut. Who's building a room for me. It just happened by chance.

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So Uba's like, I don't want to be associated with people who just talk behind people's back, you know? Like, what the fuck? And you should tell Jessel what they're saying about her and be supportive.

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So I was like, yeah, I mean, she checked me because I'm in a good place with Jessel. So why am I sitting out here talking shit, you know? So I don't want to hurt her feelings. But, you know, I also don't want to be roped into Brynn's bullshit again. But I guess I should talk to her, you know? So she's like, all right, let's go in.

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So then in Brynn's room, Brynn's like, oh, my God, time to take a morning poop.

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So then Uba... Let me go back. So Raquel is talking about how perfect the beach is. She's like, I remember it from my childhood. Perfect white sands, clear blue waters, the most gorgeous beach you've ever seen. You're going to get local flavor, great music. It's just going to be a vibe. So she's setting up this promise. And then so now they're eating breakfast and stuff.

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And people are like, Uber, are you good? And she's like, yeah. And Aaron's like, by the way, we all know that Brynn was poking at you. Yeah, you're a real good friend, Aaron. Yeah, way to defend. It's like Elaine. Fucking Aaron is just swerving all over the road. My God. She's like verbally like Dorinda is physically. So Uba's like, why? What did I do? And she goes, honestly, nothing.

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It's just Brynn. She's picking at you. And so she's like, did I ever do her boyfriend? Am I taking something from her? I'm not talking to her. And they're like, well, why don't you just talk? She's like, no, she's not worth my fucking time, you know? So then Sai's like, yeah, let it go. She'll never take accountability.

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Okay, then if you all know this, then why do you sit there and play into her every single time? Every time you guys let her do whatever she wants.

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And then the second the cameras start rolling, she turns on her, you know? So she's telling the girls, like, I pick my friends. I pick my happiness. Life is difficult, you know? Like, you can't stop your mom from dying. And when you go to the doctor and they say you have cancer, you can't stop that. And there's inevitable things in life. And you have to pick your circle.

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And you have to think what's important in life. And then Erin stands up and starts crying because her mom, you know, has cancer. So... I was like, Oh God. So everybody's like, Oh, you know? So then Aaron immediately goes in and she's like, you know, sorry, I didn't mean it that way. And Aaron's like, you need to choose your words better, which all of this is really sad.

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You know, I'm not going to give him shit for this, but, um, Yeah, she's apologizing, and the girls are like, yeah, I don't think Uba meant harm, but yikes.

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And Anuba comes back and she's like, well, she's okay. She was okay. It was a little trigger. You know, I didn't mean it. And so they're like, where's Brynn? So now they start talking about Brynn. And Rebecca's like, I didn't think it was fair that she said that shit to you, Jessel. And Jessel's like, well, I don't understand the point she was making.

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Like, I'm not supposed to get my hair and makeup done for my birthday. I mean, who else goes to Chuck E. Cheese in a ponytail? It's disgusting. It's a disgusting thought.

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Yeah, she's like, whatever. And they're like, well, you should tell her how you feel. She's like, I will. I will tell her.

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So then she's like, oh, she's saying, oh, really? Let's talk about people that have changed. Brynn brought her agent to my kid's birthday, okay? I did not invite her agent to my kid's birthday, but sorry, enjoy the birthday cake. And that's kind of the saddest thing I've ever heard about Brynn. And it's a pile of sadness with Brynn, you know?

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But that's Brynn's significant other is her agent to go to a party. So, yeah. Brynn comes out, and she's like, what are you talking about? Like, you. She goes, yeah, so how have I changed as a person? You know? Please, entertain me. And Brynn's like, I didn't say you changed as a person.

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No, you said she changed as a person. You said she's a totally different person. Well, in what way?

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If they say photography, what more can I say? I want to pull my face off watching this fucking show. So she's like, if you come to my house, is there a photographer? I've not changed as a person. And when you were egg freezing, I called you every day. And, you know, if I didn't care, I wouldn't give a shit. But I, you know, I do care about you. And that's why I take the effort to check in.

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And Bryn's like, you do. She goes, so what's your point? She's like, it's not that I said you're a bad friend. You're a great friend. It's just, no one's saying you're a bad friend.

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This is worse than the cheese fight. Just saying photography over and over again. What has happened to this show? This show sucks. This show sucks. I want to go stand in front of Bravo just screaming how much this show sucks. Stop it. Make this show better. Get rid of her. Do something. I don't care what you have to do, but this is painful. Stop saying photography. Stop it.

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So Jessel's like, well, since I was a baby. Now, Jessel has learned from these girls because now look what she turns it around into. But since I was like a baby, my parents used to literally put me in Indian clothes on their bed and take photos of me with full cheeks and lipstick on my face. So now she's like, it's Indian culture that you're mocking. You know that, right?

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I was like, that was a very good turn for her. I thought that was a pretty advanced move. And so Raquel's like, oh, it's part of the culture, everybody. It's part of the culture. So she blocks that line of questioning for the rest of the episode. Thank God.

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I wouldn't support it, and I don't think that's what she was doing. I think she's saying because she knows Jessel wants to have a daughter. So Jessel's planning on having a daughter. That's why she has those eggs that she's talked about all season.

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So now begins one of many scenes today of Brynn just coming in and being an evil asshole just for no reason. Like, really just trying. I get that, you know, on some other shows I feel like I would say, well, at least she's trying to make something happen. But it's so forced and just so nasty. She's such an asshole. I mean, she's really becoming worse with every episode. Wow. I can't.

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They're like, oh my god, there's something in the pool. They're doing water aerobics. Hilarious. Yes. So now Erin, Brynn goes into Erin's room and Erin's still really upset. And we find out that her dad has lung cancer and that he was smoking. He's a smoker and he quit smoking because he got lung cancer. But then he got cured and started smoking again and the lung cancer came back. And she's like,

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You know, I just don't have the same confidence because you don't get that kind of chance at life twice. This is so sad, you know. And so they have a good moment talking about this stuff. And then it goes to Uba again. And she's like, well, I'm not talking to Uba. She can apologize. But here's the crazy thing. She won't apologize because in her mind she thinks she's right.

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She does not owe you an apology, ma'am.

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everything's going to be fine, but, you know, I'm feeling things, basically. So she's like, well, that's my job to make sure we have fun, right?

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And then they start talking about how Rebecca's afraid of sharks. And she's like, they can smell your blood, you know? And so then, are they gonna go in the water? And she's like, no, they're sharks. So then they get to the beach and there's a setup and Uba's like, oh hell no, this beach is disgusting.

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There's like kind of like a little river going through the beach that she doesn't want to walk through because she thinks the water is too dirty. And then she's like jumping over it and missing it. And they're like, oh, my God, why does she hate the beach so much? And this is when Uber turns because so far I've been on Uber's side. But this I was like, OK.

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You're making it hard, Uba, because she became a total asshole on this. She's like, this beach is disgusting. There's a dead pigeon. I won't even touch the water. And she just goes on and on. It's like, girl, you just heard her say this is like the most magical place from her childhood. Shit on it less, you know?

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She did. She just pushed it too far. It's like, disgusting, disgusting beach. Don't go in the water. I won't touch the water. It's like, oh, God. Just shit all over somebody's childhood memories. Why don't you? And also pigeons, right? I mean, pigeons really are a running theme through the season. I mean, it's crazy. It opened with pigeons and still we've got a dead pigeon.

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I mean, what's that a sign of?

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Yeah, but it's crazy to have a pigeon theme that has run this deep through the season and it's still going strong.

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I can't stress. So now they just start talking about Jessel and Pavit's relationship and how it seems so fake and how they're basically friends and they're not even in love with each other. And it's so gross because, you know, she brings up this conversation.

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Well, if she had just said like, this is kind of gross. There's a dead pigeon over there. This is not the beach girl. Okay. But she's just going on and on. Don't go in the water. Don't go in the water. Disgusting.

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the tourism poster for puerto rico and like this right but it's not really about the beach right it's about this girl saying like this is my home that i'm kind of estranged from because my mother doesn't accept my homosexuality and i'm coming all this way to make amends with my mother and show you a piece of my child that that's what it is it's not the actual beach so for you to like literally shit all over the beach over and over again non-stop is like yeah no

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Yeah, fun times, everybody. Thanks for being here. Bye. Bye.

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She's our kind of mess. It's Jennifer Messer. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trach.

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I love a ya, Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.

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Yes, we can-a. It's Savannah.

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It's like, wow, so now you're just going to try and wreck somebody's marriage who's been nothing but nice to you. What is wrong with you, dude? Yeah.

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You're a nasty, nasty, nasty person. You're a nasty human being. You're an asshole. I can't believe anybody speaks to you on this show. Yeah.

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Which just makes it even worse. You go use someone's expensive cream and then try and ruin their life. Gross. So she's like, yeah, she really loved him, but then her family wouldn't let her marry him because he's not Indian.

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I don't know. I mean, isn't that so sad, Bryn? Almost as sad as the love of your life being some dude in real estate that you're trying to trick into having a baby so you can get his money for the rest of your life. I mean, you are the saddest fucking lady. So then Si's like, well, I wouldn't be able to fuck David, that's for sure.

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Like, how do you fuck your husband when you're in love with somebody else?

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Yeah. It's hard for her doing it alone. This whole season she's been trying to do it alone. And so now she's going to try and bring people onto her boat of misery, her sinking boat of misery. So she's like, well, I don't see romantic love there. I would call it co-piloting. Well, more than I can say for you, fucking lady on a lime scooter.

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And you're masturbating in your fifth floor walk up. So cry harder. So Aaron's like, yeah, Jocelyn, Pa, that definitely just seem like friends. Like you can picture Abe and I having sex, right? Not really. I try not to.

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You know what I also don't get the vibe? That he's selling her Bitcoin without telling her. Yeah, I'm not getting that vibe.

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Oh, God. They seem like they're best friends and they're making a life together. What assholes. I know. God forbid.

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And she's doing this thing where she just keeps playing with her hair nervously the whole time. And Brynn's like, yeah, I get that. And Aaron goes, yeah, what about bipolar? He called you that, too.

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And then we see a flashback to Povit saying, is she a diva? No. Is she bipolar? Yeah. Did I call Sai a bitch? Probably. And if I did, she's a bitch. Which wasn't great. No, not a great moment. None of them are necessarily wrong on this one. I have to say Sai's not really wrong on this one.

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Well, not anymore.

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Yeah, he thinks she's a bipolar bitch. Like, literally all he's doing is looking for banh mis. He's, like, looking at the food being passed. So, Aaron's like, yeah, like, I love Jessel. We all love Jessel. But we just, like, get, like, frustrated about the level of... Wait for it. Openness and honesty.

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She's happy. What do you want from her? What is Simon open and honest about in her marriage? Really? Nothing? The other one doesn't have one. And Aaron's too open and honest. Like, I don't want to hear any of this shit from her. So, Erin's like, yeah, well, she's upset with you, too. Like, I mean, don't worry. I can start shit, too, Brynn. You want to start shit with Jessel?

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I'll up the ante and start even more shit with Jessel.

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She's like, well, yeah, she's pissed at you. She's really fucking pissed at you. And she's never been more mad at anyone else in this group. Because you kind of... He's two. Aaron and Brynn. Just blatant lies. Pointless assholery, you know? Yeah.

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What do you think kids do?

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They'll sit and spread it all over the walls. At least dogs don't have opposable thumbs.

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I watched Dune Prophecy recently and I love that show. That's on Max.

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So Aaron's like, Bren has a point. Like, glam sometimes is out of place, like a kid's birthday party. Aren't you the one who had a sponsored engagement party with photographers everywhere when it wasn't even your fucking wedding anniversary or your, like, renewal of your vows when it wasn't even your wedding anniversary game? Please get the fuck out of here, you fucking hypocrites.

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Go find something to do, you fishwives. You are the worst.