Chris Simms
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Hello, hello, hello. You got me now? You got me now?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Oh, baby, they got me. Here we go. It was the on button, right? No, you said it. NBC, struggling for cash. The lights behind me throughout the company.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I have two lefties. He likes lefties. I don't know. Does he like strong arms or weak arms? Because if he likes strong arms, then he should put mine in the frame. If he likes weak arms, then we got it right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
To Billy, I can throw more than 10 yards, Chris Sims. That's what I'll write.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Yeah, apparently he knows what's cool and what's not.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
That's incredible. That's amazing. That's a good one right there. Where was he a bouncer at? That's what I want to know because, yeah, I'm sure there are certain establishments where he might have picked that up at it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Well, you're, I mean, just laying out the facts of the city. I mean, there's a massage parlor on every corner and there's in between those corners, there's seven strip clubs in certain areas. So no, like, in fact, I was talking about this a little bit the other night. I used to go to strip clubs a lot when I was there. I did, right? Because one, it became like the place we hung out.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Like on a Monday night, Monday night football's on, right? Tuesday's a player's day off. So, hey, I could sleep in a little on Tuesday. Most Monday nights in my career, I, Hey, Joey Galloway or blah, blah, blah. Where are we going? Oh, we're going to go to this strip club and watch the game and eat a steak. Cause they got some, you know, higher end strip clubs there too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And I, it became kind of a thing. It really did. It drove my wife crazy. Cause she was like, wait, you're, you're going to the strip club again. I'm like, yeah, well that's where everybody is. And we're going to watch the game there. So I was there often.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I always told my wife stuff like that. Just because, again, I was the quarterback of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I was pretty hard to hide. I just felt like with stuff like that, why try to hide it? Somebody's going to say something to her. It's going to come up in a conversation, maybe when one of my friends are over the house and she's going to hear it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
So, yeah, I was kind of like transparent with stuff like that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Well, we're a little both. I like Christmas Eve better. I love that night before Christmas, we kind of have the family over our house. My wife cooks an Italian dinner. Her dad, who was a restaurant owner and a cook,
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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as well as he grew up he gets involved in cooking so we have a great time the food's awesome i guess there's the excitement about the next day being christmas and feeling the energy of my kids can't wait to open presents and stuff like that so i think i like christmas eve better than i do christmas actually christmas day i'm already kind of tired of christmas i hear you i saw you guys yesterday like we don't need to do this again
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I, I, that's where like we, we have everybody at our house and like years past, we've gone everybody at our house. And then the next morning you get up, you eat breakfast, you open the presents, all that. And we'd all get dressed up and go to my parents' house. I don't think that's going to happen this year. That's, that's not just because I got to work the next day and be up early.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And like you just said, it's just like, wait, we just spent the last, you know, nine hours together. And I just, I think it's a little too much, not going to happen this year.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Oh, my gosh. I can't stand them. I can't stand them. That's how I feel about that. What's the problem, Sims? Did yours happen already? No, no. I mean, we had some. We have a few more. I'm all for, like, parties and love giving back. Right. But sometimes the holiday parties are like, yeah, during the middle of the work week or during the week. And you're like, wait, we were just all together.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And now we're going to spend the whole day together. Like, we just all like go to bed together, too. Damn. Like, how much do we got to see each other? And if the holiday party isn't at something special, I kind of just sit there and go, eh. B minus job by the company. Kind of cheap party. Like you brought us out here to do what? And this is what we're getting. Huh?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
How much money did we pay to certain people this year? What? So I look at that stuff. And, you know, if you're going to make me come to the party, it better be a good party.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I don't mind. The good thing I'll say about company parties, if I do go, I'm going to have a drink and have some fun. And I usually am around some people that you like and you can talk and have some fun talk with. So that's not the worst part of it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Um, nobody liked it more than Mike Tirico. Mike Tirico was the best. He really would. He was the spearhead of like, Hey, we're having a gift exchange. We're going to do this. He was very creative and gifts that he got, uh, for other people. He was definitely the one I think that led the charge in that department. Jason Garrett's a very thoughtful person, so he is really good at it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Like Jason Garrett. I just got it yesterday. Every Christmas sends me a smoked turkey. And let me tell you, that thing is good. I mean, it is good. So just a turkey arrives.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Exactly right. No, a turkey. That's what when you're rich and you coach the Cowboys, you say a card. Here's a whole turkey. And that's what he's done. Hold on.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Draw a name. You can't tell anybody who you drew.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
It's kind of Secret Santa. Exactly right. You're supposed to have a price point that generally you try to work with. I usually go above that as far as what I get. I usually am lazy, so I get something more expensive that's maybe not as personally meaningful to the person. And who'd you get? No, you're not going to know the person. The person's a behind-the-scenes person, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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So it's not one of the top on-air personalities or anything like that. It's all our production crew, everybody, director, producer, all of them getting involved in this. And yeah, they're good. They are good. And some people are very creative and funny about what they do. Like last year, I received a video message from... Gene Steratore. He didn't know he was making it from me. He did not know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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So this person listed out all the things and how I yell at the refs on Sundays and how I smoke pot from time to time. And he sent back this video having no idea that it was me just dissecting and kind of trashing me. And I heard you trash the referees a lot. Let me just tell you, they're 90% right. And so it was really funny. I actually sent it as my dad.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And I said, show this to Steratore and say, how dare he talk to me like that?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I can't say there's any, there's nobody that I can look at to say they're shitty.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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He's been all right. He was all right last year. He passed the test the first time around. Right. So I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Tony Dungey. Very gifted Cooper Rush in the 12th round.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Coach Dungey, so thoughtful. He would never mess up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Jack's not a part of it because he's on the road, so he's not there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
But even if there was a bad one in this one, you're not going to get me to say it. Oh, so there is a bad one. Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
There really hasn't been. Maria? Wow. No, definitely not Maria. Maria is pretty damn good in that department as well.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I mean, that's a big... It's a big... future discussion, big picture of what you want the jets to be. And I think a little bit of that's going to be detailed by the new GM and the new head coach. Right. And I would think that a lot of GMs and new head coaches are going to be like, man, I don't want to have to start.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And then I got to deal with Aaron Rogers and all that comes along with it because there's a lot, there's a lot right now. I mean, he's a distraction, whether he wants to say it or not, he is a distraction. And he could still throw the football, but the issues still remain about the things we've talked about. We've seen the ball go down the field a little bit, definitely better, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Can he consistently do that against some of the better teams in football? That's where I don't know. Do you want to start a new future for your football team? I guess what I'm saying, if I was making that decision, I would say, no, I don't want it back. We tried it. It didn't work. We're going to move on. We're going to build our team for the future here.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
We have some good young pieces that we like, and we're going to build around that. So that's what I would say. But, yeah, I mean, again, I don't think there's going to be anybody that's going to come in there and really want to deal with that is what I would say, really, Stu Gatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I know. I heard, and I heard about that story. We talked about it a little this morning with Florio on Pro Football Talk. My best Madden rating, I think it was 86. It was like the year I lost my spleen, but we had just gone to the playoffs the year before. That's as good as it got.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
So I don't know what Aaron Rodgers is rated on Madden right now, but I don't have any – I should not be named in the same sentence as Aaron Rodgers as long as we're talking about quarterbacks. I will say that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I understand it. And this is the problem, too, when you make –
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
It seems like rash decisions and firing people, and it's happened a lot here with the Jets over the last few years, let alone, yeah, things have been somewhat dysfunctional there, and now those people get out of the building and they tell all their coaching friends and their coaching tree, and word starts to filter out throughout the NFL, let alone they're bitter about the way they were treated or fired or whatever by the Jets either way, the Woody Johnson, the Johnson family.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
So, yeah, Woody Johnson, they're going to be under the microscope. They are. Between stories like that, the sons that are 18 years old giving game balls out in the locker room, those are things that are just not normal things you hear. within a successful football organization or the coach being fired, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And when you're one game out and it's still early in the season and one game away from taking the lead in the AFCs. So the Jets are not going to be a top destination for the coaches that have options. That is what I can tell you. But as we know, there's going to be one or two that are going to go, wait, I don't have options. The Jets are the only place that really wants me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And there's only 32 of these, and I'm going to go there.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I am. I am surprised. Do I believe he's going to stay there long? Absolutely not. I mean, the buyout tells you everything. Starting this June, he can be bought out for couch cushion change from NFL owners. I mean, come on. A million dollars? Belichick has got a million dollars of cash he could put in his pocket and pay that off. I mean, Belichick, that's nothing. He's worth hundreds of millions.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Like, that's nothing. So that alone tells me he doesn't want to stay there long term. He was shocked, I know, and so were people around him, that there wasn't more of a calling for him to be the head coach. So, yeah, am I shocked he's going to college? Definitely. Did I think there would be a team out there that would latch on to Belichick? I did think that. But I'm not shocked.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
that the NFL rejected Belichick. His age, his control, his demeanor, everything that comes along with him. Yeah, there's going to be some organizations that are going to be like, wait, we don't want to deal with that. We don't know how much longer he's going to coach. And we're not just going to give him free reign to take over everything if he's only going to be here for two or three years.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And let alone this too. And this is the other aspect. Belichick has...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
treated most of the NFL like for the last 20 years and I don't mean it in disrespectful it's just the Patriots are so you know uptight you know quiet lip they don't talk to anybody he doesn't let coaches talk to other coaches on the field pre-game right there's certainly a lot of coaches think there's a lot of arrogance that came out of New England over the last 20 years I've said this on TV I mean man over the last 20 years if you gave me a dollar for every coach I talked to oh
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
New England, yeah, I forgot they invented football. Oh, yeah, New England thinks they know everything. Oh, yeah, I know. Belichick's got all the answers, all that. They've burned bridges there. So there's a lot of people in football that just wouldn't want to deal with Belichick in general.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Yeah, I know. And listen, I'm friends with Mike, and Mike's the man, in my opinion. Yeah, he's great. He's somebody I talk about and talk football with a lot. And we see the game the same way. And when he does say stuff like that, I do go, ooh, all right, maybe, maybe. But again, too, I don't know. When it comes to business, I wouldn't exactly trust Bill Belichick in every word he says.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
We've seen he can dodge questions and lie and bullshit pretty good to the media. And that's what I kind of find funny about the whole thing. He doesn't talk to the media for the last 15 years, and now he's a media darling telling everybody about how every team should play and coach and do all this. And I think it's very, very hypocritical, honestly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I don't want to say that, but it's the first time I've questioned it. It's definitely gotten to a point. It's a lot, Chris. I know. I've had fun with this all week because I always go, next man up, next man up. I get it. It's cool. And I know we all want to latch onto that. But let me just give you a little story and an inkling into next man up, OK? Next man up, right?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
After you get past the first guy to the second guy, it's usually like, well, there's a difference. There's a reason he's a starter and that's a backup. Once you get to the second guy and now you start going to the third guy, then it becomes like, oh, wait. Third guy's playing. I mean, we cut him last year. He wasn't even on a team. Now he's starting for us.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
So like you could say next man up all you want. There's a big drop off. And that's what you worry about with them. It's banged up. And it's not like I don't feel horrible about their starters.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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on the D-line and things like that, it's affected their depth to where when they come off the field, you look at the second unit and you go, oh my gosh, they have no chance against this offense or Josh Allen and this offensive line. And that's where you worry about it. They're going to have to adjust their style. And I don't know what that's going to be, Stugatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
That's going to be the interesting thing. Do they just go super aggressive with their offense and go, screw it, we're going to outscore you and we're going to play that style? Or will they go a little bit like, hey, we can run the ball and control the clock and do that. We're good enough to do that on the offense, and maybe we play that way and not put our defense out there as much.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I'll be interested to see what Dan Campbell and companies' approach is there in Detroit. I still believe in them, but as you know, With the injuries, I certainly don't think they're the best team in football right now. You know I think that title goes to the Philadelphia Eagles.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Well, I mean, it's going to be hard not to play him. He wants to play. I've been around Mahomes too many times in my life and gotten the chance to know him a little bit. He's a psycho. He's the psycho you want in a good way. He's a gym rat. He's obsessed.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I mean, when I'm around them in Kansas City and Andy Reid, I don't know how many times Andy Reid's had to tell me, like, man, I mean, him, he's obsessed. Oh, my gosh, he's all over everything. He's a gym rat. That's what he says. He'll cut your throat out to win the football game. So he's that way. The big thing is let him play if he can do it. That's cool.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
But don't let him play if it's so bad to where we might sacrifice the big picture of things, right? Like, just to be the number one seed is not worth it just to go, well, now we don't even have Mahomes for the playoffs, right? Like, all right, whoop-de-f***ing-do. You just proved last year you don't have to be the number one seed and you can win the Super Bowl.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
So don't make that the main objective. The main objective is to make sure 15 can play in the playoffs because when you got him, you know you can beat anybody.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Oh, you shouldn't just walk off the edge. Just walk in and hold a big weight while you're doing it. All right. Hold a big one. Tie it to your ankle. All right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Sorry. That was just too easy. You set it up. Perfect. There. He knew he did. You know, it stinks. It stinks. They lost last week. Y'all played the Texans. You guys know that you saw it. You could be up. You got your defense plays good football. You still got playmakers on the offensive side of the ball. Billy, this is the big thing here. You know, I put some stuff on Instagram.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I don't know if you saw that. I talked about the Dolphins a little this week. It's odd, let me just say this, and I know who I'm labeled as here, but it's odd that the highest paid player on your team is the biggest question mark we have in big football games. That doesn't match up. When I grew up, the Giants were never like, hey, we're worried about Lawrence Taylor this week. We...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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We got to come up with something. We got to make sure he looks good. And it's hard to win games, okay, when it seems like the objective of the team is just to make one guy look good and functional and not get him hurt on a weekly basis. If the NFL's hard enough, let alone to go in with a preconceived notion of how we're going to play the game, that's where it's tough.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
Let alone, again, your highest paid player is the guy that you never should have to worry about or game plan for. It'd just be like, no, you're good. We put you there. Win. And then we're going to figure out everything else with everybody else. And that's the unfortunate thing with the Dolphins and the thing I'm going to question going forward until proven otherwise, Billy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
And a big reason of that is because he's been handcuffed because he has to do it with a quarterback and had no choice. That's just always going to struggle in those type of games in that moment. That's just what it is. I mean, it doesn't matter whatever it is, right? So I don't agree with that. They've done special things on the offensive side of the football.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
I mean, everybody knows dealing with Mike McDaniel and that offense is a pain in the ass. So, no, I don't agree with firing Mike McDaniel.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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That I can deal with. Again, the biggest problem with it is team building. Team building. And that's the biggest no-no of what I just said. You don't do that. Negotiate against yourself. Pay more money than market value. And your best player, like we talked about, be a concern. And double down and just try to make that work forever. We're going to sacrifice coaches and players and the whole team.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Because I picked this guy five, and I'm never going to back down for it, and I'm going to make sure he works, and so what if the team falls apart doing it? Flores got wasted the first time around because of Chris Greer, and he had the owner's ear. So, yeah, I look at it that way. And there's some other contracts and things there that I don't agree with on the football team either.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Santa Paws
So, yeah, I would be more in favor of that than firing Mike McDaniel.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Yeah. Well, ding, ding, ding. Back to the GM. And we gave him a contract where we can't trade him or it totally ruins our football team. So they're paying Jalen Ramsey like he's the top corner in football. Crazy. Nobody thinks Jalen Ramsey is even close in that discussion in football. Nobody. He's a really good defensive secondary piece to be paid like he's an island shutdown corner. Like what?
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Are you kidding me? I mean, no. So yeah, there's a lot of issues there and I could dive into a bunch of other roster moves and things that I just, I don't agree with there.
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The offensive line issues, Waddle, he's been injured and all that. And I like Waddle. But yeah, do I think they overpaid him a little bit? Yeah, certainly. I do. You know, it's certainly, yeah, I'm not in love with some of the contracts and the way they've built the roster totally.
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You want to know what's odd? I mean, you know why Lions and Eagles, I surely expect them. Green Bay, I do think, is talented enough to be in the Super Bowl. Like, no doubt. They are not outclassed by the Eagles or the Lions as far as talent's considered.
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Tampa's dangerous to where I would say, I don't know if I think they're a Super Bowl team really, but the way this playoffs could shake out and you play the Lions with the defensive injuries like you talked about, could I see them winning some kind of shootout type of football game? And the Rams too, that I believed in that way? Like, I could see any of those four.
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Oddly enough, and what I was going to say is the Vikings are the one team I think I'd be the most shocked by. I do.
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I know. I don't even... It's funny you're saying it, but I think, like, I'm rooting for Sam Darnold, but I got to see it to believe it, I guess, is what I want to see a little bit more. Of course. Okay? You know, the defense... is really well coached.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I question whether they have enough real playmakers and big-time guys that can make some plays against these high-quality teams when it really counts in those moments. So I think those are the two things I worry about. And their run game is solid, but it's a little bit up and down. And I just think there's some teams they're going to have issues with there in that department.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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So, yeah, the Vikings are the one that's crazy, as good as they are, that I question whether they can get to the Super Bowl. Yeah.
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I think so. Right. Right. I mean, it's going to be one of those because I'm totally I'm totally with you.
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Yeah, I don't even know. I don't know all of it. Right. I mean, I've seen it, of course, in New Jersey. It's a big deal.
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it's crazy i i mean i really don't even know what to say i've been reading a lot about ufo stuff because like there's been some government stuff recently about they've laying it out there and they're like no they're here and we know it and they have technology we don't know and they basically say in this hearing like we're trying to recruit people that are smart more smart people to try to help us figure out what the hell these things are and how they do what they do
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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The drone stuff's just, I don't know, crazy, and it just seems like it's gotten out of hand, and there's got to be national security or something done about it because it's obviously causing issues.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I know. I don't know if I think the drone thing's the alien thing. I don't know if I believe that, but I don't know. I don't know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I don't feel like the drone thing is an alien thing or anything like that. I feel like, too, it's like, I mean, some of these people have, we have technology now to have one person who can control, he can control 30 drones at once, right? So I don't know. That's above my pay, and I haven't read enough about it yet to really know all the stories here with that one. All right. Next week, then.
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I mean, I'm too worried about real spaceships and what I'm seeing there on government-issued. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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That's the funniest thing about this is the government is unveiling videos of real spaceships, not drones or whatever.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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And that's not getting talked about. We're talking about drones. That's where we find these.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I had the Packers going to the Super Bowl this year. I did. Now, we'll see where it goes, but I do think they have that type of talent. They're that kind of team, and they can physically hang in there and then some against teams like the Eagles and Detroit that I look at to be some of the most physical teams in the sport.
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Thank you. I love you guys too. Happy holidays. Have fun. Enjoy. We'll talk next Thursday. We'll talk some Christmas and some stories and I'll have some for you. The big thing for me is will I stay awake to actually help my wife put the gifts under the Christmas tree?
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Because last year was the first time in 10 years that I didn't drunkenly pass out and say, see you later and just go lay in the bed and good night for the night. Yeah. We'll see if I can do it two years in a row.
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I mean, I know. Well, I'll get to watch it. But yeah, we got to work. I'm actually going to be at Universal Studios in Florida doing the pregame show from there on Saturday. So that's going to be kind of cool.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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This is a business trip. I don't have time for you. Harry Potter Land together had some fun.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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We're going to pub some of the new things in the park while we do the pregame show. It should be cool. You might see me next to Harry Potter breaking the game down.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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Okay. By the time you get here, I'll be on the plane out of here. See you later.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I mean, I don't have time for you guys on Saturday. It's gone. Boom. Get to the airplane. Got to get back. Got to do a Sunday show here. All right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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I mean, what do I expect? A lot of my hard earned money paying for everybody else's great Christmas. That's what I expect. That's usually what it is. I spend none of my money and watch my wife spend it all on herself and the kids. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. That's right. I'm f***ing Santa Claus. That's who I am.