Brynn Whitfield
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Show them to people. Spring is sprung. Yeah, spring is sprung. The winter frost is melting. Are you on any of the apps? I am. I'm on Raya. Who isn't on Raya? I know. Yeah, me too. Do you like Raya? I like Raya. Yeah. I met my ex-boyfriend on Raya. Really? We dated. Really? For a while. So you actually went on a date? Because I feel like Raya is just about, like, who can I match with?
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I mean, there is, like, a fun gamified element to Raya.
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Eric, just like a girl back.
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I get asked on dates, but I never end up going. I don't know why. Why? I get weirded out. I don't know. I get so weirded out. What do you mean? Like, I just... It's like the whole, like, yeah, it's exciting, and then you match, and then I just feel like... I don't know if it's like the conversion over from Raya messages to then I give you my phone number.
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By the time I give them my phone number, I'm like not feeling it anymore. The conversion. It's like euro to dollar. Women in step. But it's like then all of a sudden then I don't ever save their number and I can't remember who's who. And then I go back and then I'm like about to say yes to the date that they've now texted me from the unsaved number.
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And I try to match it back and I see these – and I'm like – And then I'm really zooming in. I'm like, I don't think he's tall. I don't think he's tall. Like, ask. Really? Oh, my God. I asked.
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Really? I feel like it's asking. You're tall, right?
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Yeah. This is, I need to know. I need to add back to my bio. I used to say, I'm 5'10", and I would say, you better be funnier than me, taller than me. What was the other one? I think richer than me. I don't know. No, not richer. Richer than me. I was like, you have to be. And then they'd always, it was a good line. I would be like, well, maybe I can get like two out of three. Can I see?
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I'm like, well, which ones? Yeah, tell me which ones. Yeah, I have to have.
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taller i can deal with the other two oh you could you could be living in the fucking gutters of new york city if you're six foot four yeah i mean bro not a penny to your name you could be like kind of like not even having you could be home insecure you don't even have to speak english like no i don't care yeah six four is fine yeah have you ever dated a short guy the shortest i've gone
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've dated a 5'9". How? Do you kiss like that? Yeah. No. Or they like it because they just come up to here on me. Yeah. No, he was rich. Oh, okay. So again, it's like accent rich. I was like, you can stand on your money. Or like I always say, it's fine if they're small because their wall acts as like a booster seat. It's so true. It is true. It makes up for it.
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I've never done that.
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Like a samurai sword. Your shirts are just like rags. Since getting my boobs in, I'm the biggest plastic surgery advocate. Yeah, me too. I was like you. I was an insecure. I just I I had him growing up like one of my boobs. The left developed before the right. So I secretly thought as an 11 year old that I had cancer. I didn't know what cancer was. No, you were just, God gave you lopsided.
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But it's shifting in my 30s. Never. You got these things. You will never pay for anything. That was the behavior of an A-cup. Pay for your tits and you'll never pay for anything for the rest of your life. No, no, you won't. Are you starting to like idiots because of like comedy?
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Wait, but is it hard being a female comedian? Like, how do you... Okay, when do you have the talk with guys? Do you tell them? Like, is every guy afraid of becoming a bit or a piece?
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Right, right, right, right. Or maybe they see on TikTok or they see on YouTube or something and they're like, oh, my God. Because I know some of my single guy friends are very – They love women like you. They love fucking feisty. Yeah, I will. They love Amanda McCants. They love women like you. They love really feisty, funny, ball buster.
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I feel like a lot of high-powered men in New York actually appreciate that because they just want to deep down be subs or something. They have too much money. They have too much power. And they're like, I just want a girl to tell me to shut the fuck up. But here's the thing, though. But only for a little bit. I don't think forever. I think just for like a couple.
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Yeah, that's the thing.
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Yeah, same. Where it's like. I'm a wannabe sub.
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Yeah. And you're just like, please tell me what to do.
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Yeah. Yeah. Or I just say, like, can I sit on your lap as I type your emails? That's awesome. Yeah. Do you need help with your emails? Yeah. Do you want to sit on your lap by typing in emails? I'll book the tickets. I think I did that actually once. You did? In an office. That's so hot. I won't say which one. I was like 25. It was with a VP. It was so embarrassing. What? Pre-Me Too. Oh, God.
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It was so embarrassing. Good times.
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Yeah, I was an intern.
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Yeah, yeah. I was totally, and then eventually two years later, righty came in, but never fully developed. So I always felt like a monster. And like, I'd be with guys, they couldn't tell. But then a couple of times I'd be like, I'd ask people and I'd show them. They're like, oh yeah, like that one is way bigger.
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No, not a trader. A trader. Didn't understand it. Never date a day trader. Is there a night trader? No. Probably, I think. I don't know. But day traders, you may as well go to Atlantic City and just put money on gambling. Day trading is the biggest job. Yeah, yeah. A guy that dates futures too is kind of weird because you're just kind of betting on-
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like weird like things and talk about like is this is this gonna happen in the future you want a private equity dude okay yeah yeah pvc can you write that down morgan stanley um but none of this associate shit and you know what not even two if they say they're a vice president fuck that shit because there's like 60 of all morgan stanley employees are like vps they give the title to anyone so it's not impressive how can there be 60 they just let everyone be yeah they let everyone be a vp
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So finance is a very – if they say finance, don't let them – don't drop the panties yet. You got to get more – We need follow-up questions. Yeah, yeah. You need a lot, a lot of follow-up questions. I need you to make me a list of who I should be dating in New York. Yeah. You're super hot. I feel like you should be dating – like you don't actually – like I always tell this to women.
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It's great if you want to – like you don't have – like you don't have – I would love not to work. If you want to stop working tomorrow, you can. I'm all about fourth wave feminism. Let's go back to just being like, I can stay home and do nothing. I want to be a trad wife. For sure.
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Yes. Wait, do you really ask guys to invest in your business or your brand? No, it's just me. Okay. Okay. That's a bit I do with guys. Really? Yeah. If you ever go to like Goldman Sachs Happy or everything, they love it. I just walk up to groups of guys and say, hey, sharks. And it's like, it's on. That's such a good line. Yeah. And they're like, do you want 10% equity for 0% profit?
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And just fuck it up. And they think it's so cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to hang out more. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my god. It would be crazy. Do you date on tour?
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So I was always like putting padding, like getting a padded bra, but taking the padded out of the left and put it in the right. You doubled up. I doubled up on one side. It was always like, but again, I was still pretty confident. And then I got them done when I was 29 as a,
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Just munch it all over.
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Okay, so lesbians love you, but you're bi, and right now you're having a dude moment. I'm having a boy moment, yeah. Why do you like boys? It's because I'm watching Yellowstone. Oh, because you're watching it? Because Kevin Costner, yeah. Yeah. Fuck, I literally love Kevin Costner. I would kill myself in his arms. I would like to die.
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I'd tread on myself and I'd stick my head in the oven while he's doing me for a mind. Yes, no problem. It's so hot. He's so hot.
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Yes. Rip. Oh yes, Rip too. Rip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has murdered. Just cleans up bodies and shit. Yeah, no problem. I don't have any bodies for him to clean up, but I just want a dude who can.
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I'm just talking for an hour. Yeah. When you have to be on, it's like the pre... Of, like, okay, I know I have to be on and da-da-da-da-da and anything associated with that. And then even though it's an hour, it's, like, it's taxing. It's a lot.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I sit at a bar and I'm, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go home and I have to watch, like, not, you know, I need to start reading Smut. But I'll watch, like, shitty television or something. I just need to, like, zone out and just not do anything. Smut will really help. Okay, Smut will help. That's getting me through tour. Doctor Prescribes. Do you read it openly, like hardback?
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gift to myself and I was like wait a this was way too easy b I was like I didn't realize how much it was affecting me like every time I'd get ready or all day long I was readjusting my underwear trying to hike I was oh I was always trying to hike my little titties up like they were yeah they were trying to be something they weren't yeah yeah yeah you're imposter syndrome on my little boobs what size were you before
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Oh, my God. Yeah. And you're probably having to like minimize the brightness.
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I want to bring back airport bars. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like people don't. And now it's always like awkward or people there at like 7 a.m. and they're drinking weird. You're like they just look like they're going through shit. But like sexy lounges, the whole like I'm coming, I'm going. What's happening? Maybe like maybe we need to bring back a little like flight cap. Yes.
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People have to stop doing this.
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You don't like, just like, don't, I always say don't like, you don't have to dress. I dress, I always wear heels when I'm traveling and stuff. How do you do that? I mean, it's seven miles to baggage claim. Yeah, I run. I and I'm always late. I run in heels, too. Like, yeah, I always wear like a blazer and I wear like thigh high boots. I always wear I always look hot. Yeah. You got to look hot.
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This is changing my life. You do. It's it's it's and it changes your whole I swear. It's like then the universe is alive and then you get sit next to a hot dude or even if not, there's always then like you can fantasize the whole flight about like the guy in H.E., Have you ever had sex on an airplane? For sure. With who? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With an ex.
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And honestly, the one time it was commercial, embarrassing enough, it was JetBlue. That makes sense to me. Coming back from, like, where was it? St. Bart's? Or I don't know where. St. Martin. And there was turbulence. And we were in the bathroom during the turbulence. And it was so fucking gross because he, like, didn't want to stop. And it's just, like, the JetBlue bathroom was really gross. Wow.
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See, I'm too claustrophobic, I think, to have sex in one of those bathrooms. Yeah. That's why you got to do the Airbus A380. Okay. If you go upstairs. I'd write that down for me as well. If you go upstairs, there's, like, a longer bench in that bathroom. It was, like, built to fuck. The people at Airbus, like, they're, like.
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They're, like, we're going to put a little, like, Easter egg in this plane, and it's the bathroom.
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I hate the box. I went a year ago or something and I hadn't been in like 10 years. And I go and I was like, I got to get out of here. It's like bad. But then sure enough, I like get invited or like the table next to me. I was trying to like get away from the stage because we were right in the front. It's like Blue Man Group of like bodily fluids. Yeah, yeah.
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So I, like, try to go back, and this guy's, like, here, and he puts his arm around me. And the next thing I know, I'm, like, making out with him, and he's, like, choking me as we're making out. Well, it's the box. Yeah, it's the box. And I was, like – and I left, and I was, like, I'm never going back to the box again. Oh, I love the box. Really?
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out of body experience like a queen i felt like a spy yeah yeah we should get dressed up and wear wigs and go to the box we have to buy i want to bring back so every time that my friends have an issue with guys i'm always like should we get wigs and trench coats and go stalk him like let's give binoculars let's go let's go let's be three babies in a trench coat yeah we already air tagged him we know where he is
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Have you ever air-tagged a guy? No, no, no.
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Yeah. If you had... I date crazies, though. You date crazies. Yeah, they're the crazy one. If you did do something nuts, what would it be, do you think? Would it be the craziest thing to be like going through a guy's phone? So you've never even gone through a guy's phone? I've never gone through a guy's phone. I really haven't done that a lot. I've never been cheated on. Lucky you. I know.
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But you're a comedian.
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Double A. I think that's what they tell girls with A. Like double A. You're like a double A. You're a cuter little A. You'll never hear someone say double B. You never hear double C or double D you do. Double D. Double D. But that's, again, something to flex.
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No, I'm kidding. Did he DJ that clip? Yeah, he did.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh my God, that's great. Wait, have you been, so have you been broken up with or are you primarily the breaker-upper? Both, even. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's sweet. I was in Vegas. Okay, none of the Bachelorette Vegas, none of that stuff. I feel like it disqualifies the whole cheating thing.
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I'm big at grabbing at strangers. You're hot, so you can. Yeah, you're a girl. That's feminism. We're allowed to do that now. If a guy has abs out, I'm like... I'm all up in there. I feel like we need to get back for all the years that we had to deal with the women that came before us that pioneered the way. They had to take one for the team with the butt grabs. Let's undo history by...
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Grabbing them by the balls.
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You're like hot construction workers. Yeah, it's fun.
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Oh, that's cute. Is your mom Dolly Parton? No, but that's the vibe. Okay, okay. Yeah. I love that. That's so cute. Wait, so how are you so funny? I thought that everyone who's, like, a comedian or anyone who has a sense of humor isn't, like, a percentage of them have, like, some sort of, like, childhood trauma or something.
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You went yourself? Yeah. Didn't they make, I thought they make, don't they make someone come with you? No. Where'd you go?
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I would say pianist. He was the pianist of Bon Jovi. He was the pianist of John Bon Jovi. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's the pianist. Oh, my God. That's so cool. Yeah. So you went on tour with him. Yeah. Oh, fun. Okay. And then, but were your parents together? They were together at a time. Okay.
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Oh, so you got a little trauma in you. There you go. Of course. Well done, you. That's why you're so funny. Don't worry about it. Okay, okay. I'm good. I've done my fair share. I've done my fair share. I love it. What is your best and worst date story? I was super inspired by, again, one of your bits that I saw on TikTok where you're asking...
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from your tour, which is so funny, and you're asking someone, or someone raises their hand and says that they work at a funeral home. And it reminded me, I hooked up with a guy in college when I went back home to South Bend. I grew up in Indiana. Yeah. Oh wait, I'm a psychic. Yeah, I know. When you said Indiana, I was like, Okay. Yeah. I didn't even know that. I know. I know. It's crazy.
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But like growing up, you know, in Indiana, it's such a small town and there's like four funeral homes. And those were like, if you went to a funeral in Indiana, you're really rich. So anyhow, I would hook up with this kid in high school. And then when I came back from college, he was like, yeah, I got a, we still were kind of hooking up. And he's like, yeah, I got this. I got my own apartment.
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And I'm like, oh, this is cool. Because even in college, when people come back home, we're all still like in our parents' basements. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I remember going, he pulled up to the funeral home and he was living in the apartment over the funeral home. But I totally think I blanked out, like, erases from my memory until I saw your bit.
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Where the woman is like, I, you know, I'm like, that's weird. And you're laughing. And then I was like, why is, what? What is my memory trying to do? Something is coming up. Something is coming up. I totally hooked up with a guy who lived above a funeral home. In a funeral home. What, did you feel like the sex was haunted? No, I didn't have sex with him. Okay, okay.
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Yeah, it was, no, no, it wasn't that it was haunted. I mean, I think I was, I was also pretty drunk. But no, we just, like. hooked up with like second base, third base.
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Let me see the bodies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. And actually, I think if I did it sober, I would have never won because I'm really scared of funeral homes. Really? So I don't, I was probably pretty fucked up. You're not called to the macabre. No, no, no, no. That's not my, I'm not into that yet. You never know what happens.
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Yeah, but it made me think of like, I want to know what is your best and or worst dating story?
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I'm so tired of dinners. I'm so tired of dinners and drinks.
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No. You know? And I can go to dinner and have drinks with anyone. I could talk to a brick wall. Exactly.
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and half the time I get confused and I'm like oh that was a great like that was great drinks or great dinner and I was like no I just enjoy myself no you were just being fun I was fun I'm always fun so I can't ever tell I need to do something I need to meet your ass during the daylight sober and we need to do something so that I can like see if I like you Okay.
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Because at night, fancy restaurant, and I'm drinking.
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You could like the houseplant. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, hey, baby. You're big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, big boy. Photosynthesis really looks good on you. No, but I just feel like, yeah, I'm done with the whole drinks and dinner things. It's like so boring. No, I think entertain me. Take me to a freak show. Take me to a freak show. Take me to a fucking freak show.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you think about the freak? Did you like it?
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If you were a freak, what would you... Yeah. What would be your freak?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, no, but you didn't. You just got your boobs done. I just got my boobs done. Yeah, yeah. But give it time. I know. After it's so easy that it's awesome. Wait, but then how did you get home? Don't tell me you were at home.
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Yeah. You look so sweet and innocent.
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You're like, then I did go through his phone and I saw something and I turned him in. Uh-oh, and he's in prison now.
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Yeah, yeah. I feel like... I think it is pretty illegal to know and, like, not... Like, if you heard something, you have to say something. Yeah. I think you're an accomplice to... Accomplice. Cover up to a murder. Yeah. Yeah. But... That was a while ago. Yeah, so that was a while back. There's like a seven-year limit on knowing about murder stuff. Yeah, I was, you know, so young, and I still am.
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One time I had a guy tell me he was in the CIA. To this day, I don't know if it was true. I think he was just trying to get laid. Well, did it work? No, it almost worked, though.
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Because I just didn't believe him. I'm like, he was pretty hammered. And he explained the whole thing. He was recruited from Georgetown and da-da-da, because I was like, bullshit, bullshit. And he didn't do, like, he wasn't involved in, like, missions. 9-11. Yeah.
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He wasn't involved in 9-11. No. But he wasn't supposed to. But he did admit he wasn't supposed to tell people. And was like, I'm the exact opposite of you. I'm the last person you should tell. Oh, yeah. The problem was I didn't sleep with him because I immediately went home and told my roommates at GW. I was like, guess what? I just met this fucking guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But no, I don't even know what happened to him. Oh, well, he's probably doing some great work. He's probably investigating your dude. He's probably the guy that turned your guy in. Oh, my God. I hope he's my spy. Do you ever wonder who's your spy? No, but I always think that I would be a good spy. You do? And I think you would be, too. I would.
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You're on Vicodin. She sounded like she was Irish.
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I think they need to choose, and I think they do, like very unassuming people. Yeah. Like the last person in the world that you would think- Yeah, I think they should choose me. I'm shocked I haven't been asked. Yeah, me too.
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I think about that. I think I could see the American falling for the Chinese spy. Because I think my Chinese spy is like a little hot girl.
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Vicodin and Percocet. Which was awesome. Yeah. I miss it. Yeah. What was your recovery like? Was it tough?
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And so is she. I wonder which one likes you more, though. I think your Chinese. I think my Chinese. Yeah. Yeah. Because she appreciates the jokes and stuff. Yeah. Like a girl's girl. My Chinese spy is a girl's girl. Yeah. Yeah. And your American spy is probably trying to like.
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this professional battle because he wants to like stick it in you but he's not supposed to and he's kind of in love with your other spy but he's like a fan but he's also a fan but my Chinese spy is like she just like really gets it and then she does makeup tutorials during the day yeah I think your American spy is secretly gay too of course but he doesn't know it yet yeah because it's don't ask don't tell he likes your bits like a little too much
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Yeah, he's like, he gets it too much. Yeah, he's like, why is this resonating on such a weird, deep level in the tip of my penis? He goes, slay. Yeah. He goes, slay clean. Wait, what? What? Oh, my God, my mom. Okay, wait. Did we talk about our... Oh, what is your biggest... I'm curious about this. What is your biggest man ick? Do you have one?
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And only 8% of the male, I think us population is over six foot, six foot one. Yeah, so I'm a minority. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are. Oh, my God. You poor thing. I know. We should start a fun. We should. DEI, babe. Exactly. All the way. Bring it back for us. Bring it back. You need... Yeah, you deserve it.
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I was at the Beverly Hills Hotel having brunch the next day. Yeah. Like, it was weird when you have T-Rex arms. Like, I couldn't literally get dressed by myself. Yeah, you're sort of. Because you try to go like this. You're like, ah.
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No, there's not... There's really... There's not a lot of tall men, let alone then, like, nice ones or whatever. Mine... I don't know if I don't have it. Don't be a dick. What are my ex? I like when a guy's a dick.
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I'm like, no, I want you to kidnap me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I like that. I like that. Very, like, I like when a guy will, I like, it's like, if I go on a few dates with a guy and then I always do the same thing, I try to push them away or be like, yeah, no, I can't, I'm too busy. And then I remember one guy was like, he's like, ha ha, very funny, I'll see you at seven.
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And I was like, that, that's what I want. Just tell me what to do. Just be like, get in the car. Literally say, this time, this place, I'll see you there. I'll send an Uber, I'll see you later. Like, ha ha, very funny, I'll see you later. Just like, tell me what to do. Stop letting me like, I don't know.
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I mean, I have the standard, like, don't be an asshole to waiters, to servers. I don't think men should carry backpacks. No, that's bad. They're so cheesy. I don't know what happened.
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Yeah. But did you freak out when you – first of all, I – you know, you're not supposed to take off the – like, you have to go to the doctor to do the – I totally took mine off. I had to see him.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Backpacks are bad. Backpacks should be... Especially if you're going to work or something. Yeah, why are you carrying a backpack? Are you a student? Yeah. Drop it. Are you going to class? Social studies? After like... Fifth grade, you should stop carrying a backpack. Oh, my God. I never carried one to high school. Then I almost flunked out. No, I was such a tote queen.
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Yeah, carry-all. Like the tote? Yeah. The big one? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, like the adult that you were. What? I love it. I don't like, I can't stand, again, he can be cute, blah, blah, blah. But like, there was one guy a couple years ago that I went over to his apartment. I met him on Raya. It was a Raya date. And he was super cute. Very, very cute. Hot. Finance. And apartment was okay. Apartment was okay.
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But he, I remember I see his bed and there's no cover on the duvet. You're 36. That's weird. You're just raw dogging a duvet? Yeah. Like, you can't do that. That's unhygienic.
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Exactly. Well, because I've never washed mine. No, you don't have to because you put the condom on it. It's like $200. Yeah, put your duvet condom on, sir. Put your fucking blanket condom on. Yeah, you need blanket condoms in life. No, no, no. I don't like it if you don't have a duvet or if you don't have, like, nice bedding or if you have, like, one towel. Like, all those boyisms.
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Yeah, but I was, like, freaking out because they were up to here. And I was like, I just went natural. I went small. And they were up – they were up to my – Oh, they're like in your mouth. They're in your mouth.
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I don't know what happened to guys, and I am mad at my fellow sisters who –
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Maybe that was a kink. Maybe you misread it for something. Maybe he has like a boy scout. Camping kink. Camping kink. That makes sense. You're so right. Yeah, yeah. You fumbled your husband. I fucked up. Yeah, you totally fucked up. Wait, I saw too that you're also an actress. That's sick. Are you doing more of it? I'm sort of an actress. Sort of?
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Why is it, why, like, wait, because usually model comes after that, like, actress, model.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, immediately you're like, okay, actor, whatever you want, you know.
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Do you use, do you rely on your acting chops when you're trying to fake an orgasm?
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I am very blessed. You're so far my favorite guest, and please see below. Thank you. We actually have an award for you. Really? Thank you. And you're our guest of the month. Woo!
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I was going to say, what is cartography? Wow.
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Genius. Write that down for me, too.
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Okay. So you're not a big faker.
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I would hear that like all women fake. I fake so much.
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Yeah. I think all women are like we're all in the secret like SAG after it. We're all actually members. Yeah, yeah. And everyone's like, yeah, Oscar winning performing. You get health care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.
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There has to be. Yeah. No, but I just I believe that I think like everyone fakes it constantly. I mean, if like I have, obviously. Yeah. But I don't need to often. Yeah. Thank God. Pussy cartography is one of the funniest things I think I've ever heard in my entire life. Wait. One other funny question that we're thinking of is what's your best morning after exit strategy?
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No, babe. Absolutely not. I just had this funny, like, idea of you, like, again, spy, like, and your spy is being very proud of you, of, like, slowly, like, slithering out and then, like, dun, dun, dun. Like, what's that Ocean's Eleven movie or, like, the one with Catherine Zeta-Jones where she's, like, they're going through all the red, the lasers. The lasers.
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Yeah, the lasers, the beautiful, like, yeah. That's how I see you. I'm flipping. Like, doing back flips. Very gymnastic. Very compossible. Yeah.
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But then you have to invite people to your house.
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Oh, see, I'd rather go to theirs because then I can judge their place, see if like who they really are, if they're a psycho or not. And then I can like leave whenever I want versus having to be like, oh, I have to go to Pilates in 20 minutes. So good to see you. So good to see you, though. Oh, my God. This was this is great. You're great.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't want to like have to like provide you with stuff. Like I like going to a guy's house and being like, can I have this? Can I have this? Can I have this? And then I like seeing what he has because he's like, oh, do you need a hair tie?
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Do you have one of those? Yeah, do you have like two of those actually? No, but then when they have like – Like they have like hair tools or they have like makeup remover wipes and like, you know. Oh, yeah. Well, that's classic spy work. Yeah.
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Yeah. Also, I had one guy like literally bring out, he's an athlete, and he brought out a straight up Kith outfit for me in the morning. Like we hung out in the morning and we watched TV and it was great. And I went to the bathroom. When I come out of the bathroom, there's a matching Kith woman's suit. Women's. Yeah. Women's suit and weird Crocs. And he's like, here you go.
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I just know that you like wouldn't want to wear like what you're wearing last night home. And I was like, thank you. But also this. That's a great move to like. So it's time for you to go. But I got it. But you got it. You got to keep it. So cute. Oh my God. It's like a swag bag. Yeah. Basically. Yeah. But then the Crocs were definitely his because they're like 10 times too big.
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So I like walked out looking like Bozo the Clown in my like $300 KT.
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I wish they were like, yeah, like gnarly jugs. Yeah. My my favorite is going out in Miami because like none of those chicks, they they don't wait for them to drop. Everyone's out with like they're like they're up to here. And I respect that. And they're wearing like the dresses because I like hid mine sweatshirts and things until they dropped. I was like, these are giant fake titties.
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It was messed up. That's so funny. But I still have the matching sweats. I mean, it's great. I love KTH. I mean, I love Crocs. Yeah. Okay, one really quick. Celebrity crush. Do you have any celebrity crush?
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So in your pussy cartography, he basically has a little pin everywhere.
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He's the first one that sailed across the whole world. I have the biggest historic boner for Magellan. Me too. He was the first dude to go all around the world. I literally can't believe you just brought up Magellan. I'm a history whore. I'm a history whore.
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Magellan, yeah, because you know he got all that passport pussy.
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Because he accidentally fell into some pussy. Pussy.
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Add him to the list, okay.
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This is like my second string. Yeah.
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Yeah. He's the only short guy I'll give it to. Little rap boy action. I love a rap boy. I love an Irish. Adrienne's got a rap boy too. Yeah. I like anything Irish, that whole area. Yeah. That whole island. All of Ireland. Yeah. I'm having an Ireland moment. You're having a – you like those clovers. I've joined the United Kingdom. What is your most embarrassing celebrity crush?
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Why? Since Superbad or what?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think Seth Rogen is hot. But the confidence of a hot guy, yes. Right. Isn't that because of the studio guy? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think he's – I love his voice and he's always so like anxious. I love it. Like a burly guy. He's probably very sweaty too.
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He'd probably like sweat on top of you. Yeah, and you're just like – Gross. You feel the stomach and I love it. You feel like exfoliated too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that. What about animated character? Who would you smash? I almost said Captain Hook, but he feels gay. Oh, my God.
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He's totally gay. It's the earring, dude. It is the earring, and it's the vibe. It's the vibe, too. Who is hot?
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But yeah, now I miss it. I miss that look.
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Yeah. End of that shit.
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I like Garfield. The cat. Yeah. Stunning. Got a little stunning. I like his little belly. He's super lazy. I think I could change him. And then I love lasagna. Yeah. So I just kind of wanted to like lay around and he'd just like feed me lasagna. I can eat lasagna. And I love lasagna. Lasagna cold is like my favorite. It's the best food. It's the best food in the world.
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So I'd let Garfield smash for sure. What about cat dog? Who's that? I don't know who that is. Oh, it's half cat, half dog. Oh, I know. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not into that. You're not into that? Yeah, yeah. That would kind of, that's too kinky. That's LGBTQ. Yeah. Tony the Tiger because he's real sweet. Tony was hot. Tony the Tiger.
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SpongeBob? Yeah, I want to see what's in those square pants. Oh, yeah. I bet it's square. I bet it's square. That would be nice.
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He is cute. Yeah, yeah. He's sweet.
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Yeah, it's pretty big. Yeah. Yeah, it's not too bad. We asked our Instagram followers to submit their relationship questions that they are too scared to say out loud. Love that. We got some really good ones. One of mine is, one of my favorites was someone wrote in and said, single woman here. Shout out, bitch. Put your hand up. I thought of you in this, but I don't know why.
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I low-key want to try pegging. Yeah. But don't have the guts to discuss it. How can I bring it up? What would your advice be?
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You should get them so big that like they enter a room before you. I want to turn a corner first. I want to like fall over. I want my sense of balance to be like because I'm so top heavy now. Yeah. Yeah. You'll just because you're so that you'll just be like two sticks and then you'll just fall over. Yeah.
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Yeah. So you think you need to take him, you need to wine and dine him first. I love how you thought about me when this came up. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why. I just thought it was so funny. And then I like for some reason, I don't know what the joke is here, but the fact that she had, but I don't have the guts to discuss it. I'm like, there's something there.
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More, more, more. Manifest it. I think just there's, I think just ask. And if they say no, then it's not your, that's not your guy. Yeah.
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So just go to where the little freaks live. Yeah, because she says she's single. So just find, get on the app, post it, and then be like, I'm open for, I'm into pegging. I'm into pegging.
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Yeah, I think that's sweet. Okay, I think that's excellent advice. This is a good one from a guy. In a relationship, what's the polite way to ask for a BJ? Give me a blowjob, bitch. I think it's super sweet. I think like step one, I think it's super sweet that he's even asking like what is a polite way? I love this little twin. If you're going to ask Pilelli, I'm like halfway in.
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Like that's what I'm interested in at the moment. Yeah. But I think... Cute mouth. You know what else would be cute? Yeah.
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Do you want a dick pie? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I love it. Okay, this is funny. Traveling abroad soon, which I feel like those are always like, uh-oh, here we go. Yes. Traveling abroad soon. This is the best. Knee tips on the, and then she put the turtle emoji. Okay. Uncircumcised. And eggplant emoji, aka, yeah, an uncircumcised penis.
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And you have to be like, hi. Come on, come on. It's okay. You come here.
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Until your chest explodes. What was your first experience with a guy seeing your fresh titties? Okay.
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Yeah, like taking, pulling back the drapes. No, they know what to do. They do it. Yeah, they do it, and it kind of also does it itself.
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Yeah. Sprouts, if you will. Once it comes out of its little shell. Shell.
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Yeah, yeah. It's just enjoy it. But be prepared. You know, they are visually shocking. When you first see your first one. Yeah. Yeah, you're like, that's different. It feels deep sea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. What's happening? Yeah, it feels very biblical. It does feel biblical. It does feel super biblical. Yeah. Yeah, first five books for sure. Yeah.
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How do I ask my husband to shave his balls in a polite way? Okay.
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Right? In that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Just go shave your balls. Good morning.
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When I even walked in on a guy shaving their balls, I can hear the sound. It makes me sick. It makes me sick because the amount, it's so, I'm going to throw up. It's like so coarse. And then it's like that sound of the electric razor.
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And I don't know what's worse. I've seen, I walked in on guys and they're like literally straddling like their sink trying to like shave it. And I guess they're trying to be thoughtful about, or I've seen them do it on the toilet seat. And it's just weird. There's nothing attractive. That just like hit my soul. It's disgusting. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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I actually want to cover it up a little bit.
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Yeah. Like, how do I ask my husband to shave his balls in a polite way? Why are you being polite to your husband? That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. I would, like, just leave a message on the refrigerator. Good morning. Shave your balls. Yeah, shave your balls.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's where he should do it. Yeah, shave your fucking balls. Yeah. Oh, this is actually from the same person. What do you guys want to hear during sexting? I get so awkward and usually just tell them to tell me what to say. Oh, you are so boring, but we can help you. Okay, what do you guys want to hear during sexting?
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Just go because a picture is worth a thousand words. Exactly. At the end of the day. One of the questions was, please teach me, in all caps, teach me how to send nudes with three exclamation points.
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With sexting, well, I'm in marketing. So with sexting, I think you just have to be really honest. I think with sexting, I think like at first it's always awkward or it's like phone sex. But I think you just have to be like go – like enjoy the fact that you're not with the person and just like fucking – Balls to the walls, literally. Just balls to the walls. You got it. The riskier, the better.
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And I think really – sometimes I sext stuff and I'm like I don't even know where the fuck I came up with that. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. That's because you're in marketing. Yeah, yeah. You got to go to a dark place. You go, that was actually – really good. Yeah, and sometimes I'm like, damn, like, this is good. So I think you have to, like, really... And I think you need to put on your smut hat.
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Yep. Put on your smut hat. This is actually good.
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Yeah, that's a great line. Copy and paste. Yeah, copy and paste. And also it just expands your vocabulary. You just got to mentally get – either two ways. If I'm alone, I'm really good at texting. Or I find if I'm, like, in public at dinner with friends or something, I can really just, like, fire them off because it feels naughty. And then I just – And it's, like, quick.
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Yeah, yeah. And you have to do it quick. And then I love putting my phone down and friends are like, what are you doing? And I'm just, like –
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They love their own cum. Guys love their cum. Talk about what you want to do with the cum. Tell me you want the cum. Tell me you want to do stuff with it. Tell me you want to get all crazy with it. Tell me you want it everywhere. Just Dr. Seuss the cum. On my knee. In a tree. In my hair. Exactly. By the spare.
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Use context clues and then just ride off of that. We should make a book of Madlibs. Okay, one last one from a guy. I'm thinking of getting – this is crazy. Guys have some crazy questions. I'm thinking of getting my dick pierced. Prince Albert. Which poor Prince Albert. Is this something I should do? No. Are you sick?
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Welcome back, pleasers. Please give a very warm welcome to the hilarious and possibly more unhinged than me, Gabby Bryan. Gabby is always unfiltered, so I'm betting that she's going to be the best guest ever. Welcome, Gabby. Hello. Welcome to Please See Below, my brand new podcast all about perfecting the art of oversharing.
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No one needs a rod through your penis or any part of... If you're going to pierce anything, put a hoop in it. Just a little. Makes us laugh. Yeah. Or just get like put a little scarf on it or something. There's other decorative. Get a cock ring. You can bedazzle. You can outfit, jewelerize your genitals, but you don't need to put something like pierce the skin.
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I need you to make out with me and I need you to feel my up.
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So many boric acid suppositories. That is going to be a nightmare for us. No, Prince Albert. Get out of here.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my only time. Yeah, huge. And also take multiple. I mean, you need to take – I take 100 nudes to find the one. Yeah, yeah. And then you go through a new favorite. Yeah, yeah. Favorite, favorite, favorite. Then you move those over to the favorite. Then you still – it's just you keep selecting. It's America's Next Top Model.
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I have a photo album of just nudes so that if someone finds my phone, they're not going to be like, release all the nudes. I've curated the nudes that I want released on the internet. Yeah, of course. Oh, my God. I'm going to help them. Marketing. Help them out. Yeah, yeah. Always. Always. But these are fine. Yeah. No such thing as bed rest.
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No. You should. I think I have a lot though. Okay. I'm big on storage. Machine gunning nudes. I love that. Yeah. Hundreds, if not thousands. Okay. Well, thank you so much for coming on. Oh, my God. This was so fun. So much fun. Let's exchange nudes and numbers. We have to. Okay. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thanks, guys. Bye.
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Keep going, keep going.
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I don't think you can get... I don't think so anymore. Saline just pops off. They just pop and they just deflate. It's weird. Why is that? Because silicone, when they first created them, there was this whole thing and it was migrating or it was bad silicone. I don't know. But that's why then everyone was like, silicone's bad. It caused some bad stuff, I guess, in the 90s. So everyone's saline.
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But then they perfected silicone and now they're like, oh, and saline is...
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It was the most Republican thing that basically you just automatically registered yourself for the RNC. I did. Yeah. I literally I have to speak at the conference. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're a Trumper now. That's like. He really appreciates your service. Yeah, I think I should have gotten a purple heart that day. You should have.
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They're going to give you the presidential medal of freedom for sure.
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Yeah, because they're going to want to pin it on your tits.
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And they won't pop because they're silicone. Because they're silicone. That's so funny. Okay, wait. So sex was the first time. I remember not wanting to like them to – I remember like – well, I was like – I'll get on top, gladly. You know, I, like, offered myself to do it.
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Never happens. I'm, like, so lazy, especially now I'm, like, starfish. But I wanted – I remember that, like, wanting – like, loving the fact that, like, now I've really felt super confident. But, yeah, not wanting them to touch them. And not because they were sore or anything, but just because I was, like – There's something so fragile about them.
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It takes a while for you to feel comfortable than, like, just grabbing and getting crazy.
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32, yeah, but he's like a god. Oh my god, did he stuff hundreds in there? No, but he does this interesting approach where he lays you out. First of all, he doesn't put your arm. I don't know if every surgeon will probably be like, nobody does that. But he doesn't put your arms like this. He lays you out like Jesus Christ on the crucifix. Yeah, he lays you out like this. Or is it the opposite way?
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Yeah, he doesn't let you out like this. That's what most doctors do. I don't know. Anyhow, then they they put different options in you. Then he they you're all like under general aesthetics, lift you up and he brings in the manager and the nurses have gotten to know you. He brings in a bunch of folks. Fucking guys. Dudes off the street. Right. From the game.
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No, but he brings in like the manager and the assistant. The nurses have gotten to know you the past few months. And really when you're like, I want D's, I want C's. I don't want to do this. Yeah. They know that you're like all over the place and they got to know you and blah, blah, blah. And then they like he asked the female's opinion, like which one she like.
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Here, we mention the unmentionables and talk about topics and things that no one wants to say out loud, but everyone is desperate to know. Gabby Bryan, welcome. What's new? I sense like something, you walked in here glowing with confidence. What is new? I got my boobs done. Fresh boobs. Fresh titties. Fresh boobs. Titties, titties. Woo, we love them fresh over here.
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so they put these in and they're like perfect he put in another one they're like she's gonna hate that because i was like don't make me look trashy yeah and then so then he put back in the other one so he he has this whole thing the the drugs were really great too the anesthetic it was really they they gave me a vicodin before the surgery i was like i thought i couldn't take any meds like honey this is beverly hills they wrapped me up in a cashmere blanket it was like yeah that one of the nurses was super hot i remember they're like here's a prosecco like yeah yeah they're like let's just vibe with this one they're like do you want to stay awake
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Did you do areola or under? Under. Always do under. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Don't mess with the nip. Why would you? Why would you? Why would you? It's a weird thing. People are like, I don't want a scar. First of all, your scars can go away. They go away after like a year. But they're under the fold of your titty. Yeah, and they're after. You don't even. Nobody sees it. No. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like it's like a pirate. I don't know why. Yes. Yes. Yeah.
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Yeah. Wait, what's fourth wing? I don't know. You're way cooler than me. Fourth wing?
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This is not a cool thing. This is a book. This is a book. This is the thing you're into because you're into what sort of spot? Smut.
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Ooh, I love Yellowstone. Yeah.
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But, like, is smut, it's not, like, so, it's not a graphic, what's the difference between a graphic novel and smut? Or is it kind of the same thing?
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It's graphic. Like, I'm, like, you know. Is it a lot of metaphors? Like, and then he inserted his throbbing member into me? Or is, like, he slid his dick so far in me?
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Like, it's crazy. I love it. Okay.
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I have so many friends that have like, you got to read this book. And I was, I saw the cover and I was like, what is this Game of Thrones shit? Like, why would I read it?
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Like, it's crazy. Wait, I saw your bit on TikTok about this. I laughed so hard when you were like, you're talking about this and about giving blowjobs in war tents. And then you go blowjobs. You're like, I got, I got to drink a Celsius before. And I was like, should I be drinking Celsius before blowjobs? Well, you got to get your energy up if you're going to do that. That's a crazy move.
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So how bad are men in New York that it makes you feel inclined that you need to read smut on the L train? It's...
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Of like a kingdom that doesn't exist in another universe.
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I feel like I need to put a blazer on them to be like, I have a job. Yeah, yeah. I think, too, the natural inclination to stop wearing, well, mine was to just stop wearing a bra. Yeah. So that didn't help. Cause I'm like, I'm just now not wearing a bra. My nipples are, since I was, I've always been like, I'm perma hard. Same. Yeah. God's blessed us.
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Right, right, right, right. Bring back the violence. Yeah, I'm sick of these little fruity boys. Yeah, I was like, can I take you out for a drink? I'm like, no. How many drinks can I have? Chain me up in your basement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you kidnap me for like three days? Yeah, I need a break. I need a break. I need something fresh. Tell me what to do. Tell me to shut up. Okay, wait.
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So what is your dating life like in New York? Are you single? I'm single. I'm single.
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We're best friends. Like, that was great. You know? Like, we don't need to put labels on it. No, no.
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And it's like, you're not, like, you call me, you're not my girlfriend. You know? It's like, they're very weird. It's La La Land. And then New York is, I think, more traditional. But London is my favorite. Because I just feel like they're so, like, they're so easy and sweet and kind. And they all have, like, their jobs and their offices. And they wear their little vests. And, like...
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But they're all like they're all. Yeah. I don't see women walking around like central. I don't.
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okay I think there's a lot of them I swear these women are just like at home they're not caring maybe because they have so many options they're like oh I know I can step outside and fall on top of You know, one. I was going to say British. But I don't know.
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I really – I encourage all single women to come to London at least for like a week and just shoot your shot and try your luck because I think you'll find your husband. You can run around the Pelican and ask dudes if they are your husband. I'm like the little bird in the book. Are you my mom? Are you my husband?
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oh yeah and then you went so Talia's a great wing woman so anytime I'm out I spy with my little eye a cute guy and again when I think a guy's actually like properly handsome or I think like I can see 99 guys and then I see one and I'm like and I get nervous and shy I send her and she's on it like so yeah I remember I pinpointed the one guy he was blonde and then you went outside the pelican and what did you say you're like my friend thinks how do you pick up men for me because you do it a lot I point and you literally get them every time
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I love putting you on the spot. Okay, let's talk really quick how we met. We've known each other for about four years. Our very lovely mutual friend, Edda, who's head of arts and culture at Google, who I have known for 17, 18 years, who's also one of your, like, practically teen childhood friends. Um, a dear, like I said, Ed has been a dear friend of mine for so long.
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And when he came over, he was, like, ready to propose. And then I remember I went to the bathroom, and then you, like, got – you showed up in the bathroom after me. You're like, so, look, he's going to ask you for your number. You're going to give it to him, and then you guys are going to go on a date. And I was like – In New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, he's going back to New York.
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You guys are going to meet then. I already gave him your schedule. I'm, like, wiping. Like, I'm like, okay, cool. Thanks, T. Like, close the deal. Right into the first date for me, too. And you helped me draft a lot of my texts. Oh, yes. Those ones. Tell you I can get the guy. What's your best advice for a girl, a woman, female, or whoever it is? It doesn't matter.
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But when you're liking someone and you're texting and you don't know what to say or you feel like the conversation is stalled. Because anytime that I get nervous, you literally have the perfect response. If there's someone who hasn't texted you back in a while, DM Talia. She'll tell you what to say. They will text you within five minutes. You're like the queen of it.
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You don't use standard responses. You're like, say this. I always say, Talia is living proof of this is how you are with men when you are loved by your father because you're just like very confident. You always know what to say. You're like, this man's not shit. And men are obsessed with you.
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So what is your best advice for someone who gets insecure about texting or gets in their own head or in their own way?
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And then I'm like, I can't say this. What do you mean? Like, oh, I was just like.
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I was just in my Uber and I just thought of you and like now I'm blushing. Like, I'm like this. I can't say this. And she's like. Watch this. And then sure enough, he's like, oh, my God. Can I take you to dinner tomorrow? Like, men fall for this shit. But they do.
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Yeah, I know. But that's how I read it. Because I, yeah, I get, I think everything is always, like, cheesy. I don't know. Yeah. When it comes to falling in love.
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And, uh, when Ed a couple years ago was like, you're going to really, really love this girl. And I don't know how other people feel, but as an adult, I don't make that many like adult friendships, like really super close in my thirties. I just haven't, like I have college friends, middle school friends in my twenties, but like,
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Last summer when we were on the boat, my favorite summer activities on the boat, you'll see. I remember people were like, that Brynn Whitfield, she's a yacht girl on Reddit. I'm like, it's my friend's parents' boat. Like, no, it's not some dude. I'm hanging out with, like, Talia and her family. But you do own it.
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I love it. I love it. They're so sweet. Everyone is so kind. And what was I going to say? But I remember last summer we had a very, very funny incident where – You're on a boat and one of our other friends was there. We all had a different guy problem. And mine was just that I was single. And then our mutual friend was like, Oh, he DM'd her and was like, wait, I matched with this girl on Raya.
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She never messaged me back. And then she put in a good word for him and he was Swedish. He was extraordinarily handsome, like devastatingly like model handsome and blah, blah, blah. We couldn't figure out the height. Remember? I was like measuring and using like ChatGPT to try to figure out the ratio. Oh, the professor. The professor. Yes. He was a university professor and he was Swedish.
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And super hot. And it started really cute. Remember, it was good and all these things. And he was like, oh, I'm going to be in London. Maybe I can see you, et cetera. Fast forward. I don't know how this happened, but that one went from zero to 60. We're like, remember all of a sudden I got a dick pic. Yeah. Oh, God. A very Swedish unsolicited dick pic.
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And it was... No, you warned me, though, because he started sending selfies. He did. He sent selfies in the mirror. And then he'd send me pictures of, like, I'm reading this. And he just went... It was like a... I don't remember. It was like an art book open to a random page. And I remember I showed Talia, and I was like, oh, my God, he likes art, too. And she's like...
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babe he just opened a random book and took a picture they're like she's like he's on page 174 who's reading that shit like it's the truth he was like posing next to books and things and that should have been a red flag and i was like no because he's cute and he saw it and then sure enough It got like, I think I said, he said something spicy. I said something spicy back. Words.
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But then it was boom.
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Oh my God. And then remember I was like, I'm done with the Swedes. I'm over the Swedes.
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And we've only been talking for three days and we're introduced through a mutual friend who's lovely. It was like a princess. So it's like he had to know that that would have gotten back to her. I think he was excited. Yeah.
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I haven't, in my 30s, you have probably been the one friendship that, like, is new and has been, like, instantaneously so fast. I remember walking into your apartment when you were hosting dinner, and, like, we were like, bye, Etta. Hi, best friend. And now she has a lot of FOMO, and she's going to get jealous of this, too. I know. That's what I was thinking.
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It was like a solid – the rest of the boat trip. It was like a solid couple weeks. Poetry. There's long paragraphs. He's like, I'm looking outside my professor window in the rain, and it reminds me of the time. And I'm like –
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remember but then i couldn't it reminds me of how i would caress you and we're like wait hold on a minute and you were like put it down put it away but i couldn't stop i was like i'm just gonna let the messages keep coming i was like wow wow that keeps coming you're like just tell him to stop but i couldn't because i hated it but i like that
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yeah and then and then we read it with dad and we're just having and then we told her dad no actually this is talia because talia tells her parents everything which is crazy to me as someone who never had parents but then i have like raw like really intense transparency with them we're sitting at dinner and talia's like yes yes papa please pass the champagne and she's like brian got a dick pic today and everyone's like oh let's see the dick pic and her mom's speaking turkish and everything and everyone's like and i'm like uh-huh and i'm just blushing and it's like
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Then we had to share the whole story with the whole family. And the vote came in. The board said, he's not the man for me.
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I still have the picture, I think. So don't go on Riot Kids and don't go to Sweden. No, he was hot.
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Sorry, Dad. Oh, gosh. Okay. Well, you know. Let's play the game. Okay. We're going to play a little game. You have to close your eyes. Okay. And Belle's going to read a question, and you have to either point at yourself or point at me for what's true. And then we'll open our eyes and see. Let's see how well we know each other. Okay. Okay. Okay, we're ready for question one.
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Who's more likely to sext during a Zoom meeting and forget the camera's on?
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All right. Let's do it again. Next question.
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Who's more likely to use astrology as an excuse for toxic behavior? Me.
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But you're such a doll, and you're such a sweetheart. So tell us a little bit about yourself. What do you do? You're a jewelry designer. Jewelry designer.
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Again, she was loved by her father, okay? The rest of us muggles rely on astrology and horoscope and sheer luck and a prayer in order to know what to do with men. Okay, next question.
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Who's more likely to fake an accent for an entire night just for the plot?
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She's literally done that. No, you do it all the time. You make up stories with men. I do, I do, I do.
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You just make up fucking tall tales everywhere. She thinks it's so funny.
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Yeah, but you probably made elaborate plays as a child and all these things.
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You have quite an imagination.
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Please. You want to be? Okay, next one. Do we have any more?
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Who is more likely to make out with someone purely for the free Uber ride home?
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I mean, neither of us are.
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Mm-hmm. Former Viscountess.
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Who's more likely to respond WID with just a GPS location with zero context? So like dropping a pin.
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Wait, so someone texts us WID and then you just drop a pin as reply? Wait, what is W-I-D? She's so classy. What are you doing? Okay. And you just drop a pen. Okay, ready? On three. One, two, three. Yeah. And it's because she's so nonchalant. Because she'd be like, what are you doing? And you would literally visit a different country. I think she's done this. Drop it, Ben. Be like, I'm here.
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I'm here. Come find me if you fancy.
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I also might be gone by the time you get here, but it's your fault. Like, how is Little Miss self-respect? Me, I'd be like, drop your pin. I'll come. I'll paper my word. Okay, last one.
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Who is more likely to fall in love mid-hookup and start planning the wedding?
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You text me once and I'm like, I'm romantic. And I never like anyone. So if I like you, we're getting married. I know. I'm usually like, I'll hook up with you. No, you are commitment. You are very much like, this guy's in love with her. This one's in love with her. And she's like, no. You have left people at the airport after they've been like, Talia, I love you. You're the love of my life.
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That's crazy to me because I feel like if I had that, I would be flaunting it everywhere and I would be like Countess Luanne and be like, I'll carry that shit to my grave. But you like literally just like, oh, was I? Oh, I don't remember. Oh, darling. Delete, erase, no thank you. Yes, because you just jump on your line bike and rip around.
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And literally she turns to the guys and she goes, thank you. Thank you. Thanks. Bye.
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We're the exact opposite.
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No, we're good girls. We're good girls. But it's funny, too. We had such different upbringings, but we can be so similar.
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Yeah. Speaking of which, let's go get drinks. Thank you, Talia, for this mini episode. This is fun. I hate you. Thank you, Countess. Thank you. Thank you, Your Honor. Countess, Your Royalty Honor, thank you. I put thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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From tea sets to tiaras to apparently toddler-sized T-Rex costumes, shop everything for every party on Amazon.
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Aside from Countess Luanne, the only other countess, Viscountess that I know is Talia. What is that like, Your Honor? What do I do? Curtsy? Salute? Pledge allegiance?
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A lot of my friends, you guys are all super like fabulous and like married really, really amazing men. But then realized that, yeah, quickly that you're like, this isn't this wasn't the right decision. And then made a quick decision and confident one.
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you know better out than in what are we talking wait is it i thought we liked it in honey i knew i get you in that one so tolly's gonna try to be on her best behavior but she's absolutely insanely naughty she was whispering before we started like we have to be good yeah we will be very proper because we we know your mom and dad will listen because they love us and i love your mom and dad
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I'm the biggest fan. Talia's father is basically like, not I shouldn't say, he isn't Richard Branson, but he's like, looks like him, acts like him, is like amazing and smart and successful and entrepreneurial and literally the best guy in the world. And he's, Talia's the apple of his eye. He's English, British. And then Talia's mommy is Turkish. Marhaba. Marhaba. Which we love.
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And I'm obsessed with her mom. And her mom has been through so much and is such a tough cookie. And mom and dad met on a flight, London to Istanbul, and fell in love and had Talia and her brother and her sister. Talia's brother's hot. We'll flash a picture of him being single. I would date him. He's a Lamborghini. He's very hot. We really like him. Very successful as well.
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But Talia in her own right is very successful. Jewelry designer, entrepreneur. She does it all. With great hair. Thank you. Thank you.
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Well, I'm not wearing clothes today. Because this is a short episode, I decided to take all my clothes off. And we're really desperate for advertisers. So I figured in this episode we could talk about what we always talk about, which is our favorite topic, I feel like, which is boys. Boys, boys, boys. We love boys. We love boys. They ruin our lives, but we love them.
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We ruin their lives, and we love them even more. We were just talking about our – we want to go out after this. Unfortunately, Chiltern isn't open anymore right now because it burned down. But I just jogged my memory of a very amazing Chiltern story from two years ago where I had – do you remember this? I went on a date with a guy who was the head of Disney. Not the head head, but one of them.
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Not to give it away.
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It's so easy to find out. And he's notorious. I go on Riot, match with this guy. He asks me out to drinks. We go to Fouquet's. And we have a drink. And he's cute. He's tall, handsome, looks very successful, if that's a thing. You know, you just look rich. The guy just looked rich. So, he's great, and I'm talking and blabbering on the date, and he asks me, because I said, like, oh, I'm an Aquarius.
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He's like, when's your birthday? And I thought he was just trying to clock it. So, I say, oh, February 7th, you know, and he knew how old I was. And I'm talking, talking, and the man's on his phone, and I'm thinking, this is kind of weird. And he puts his phone down, and he's like...
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what are you doing tomorrow something or I'd like to take on another date I was like sorry I'm busy he's like no you're not you're coming to London and I was like what do you mean he's like I'm interviewing for the head position of Chelsea like the football team yes and he's like come with me to the interview and I was like first of all this is a move you want me to come to like a job interview with you and I like you just got the ticket and I'm not a fly me out girl but I was like
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You know what? Because he had to leave that night. So I remember, though, I was like, was it you or Ed? I was like, no, I'm staying with my girlfriend. I'm not staying with you because that's weird. But sure, I'll go to dinner with you in London. He knew he'd get the job then. Yeah. No, I remember trying to be like, I'm going to steal this motherfucker's job. You would. I would, too.
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I was doing my homework. But anyhow, long story short, sure, you know, go to the game, we go to dinner. But I think he thought that I was all talk while I wasn't going to sleep with you. And you don't even know, like, I won't sleep, you know, I won't sleep for a year, mother. I do not care. Make them work for it. I mean, like, I got a vibrator. I'm good. You know, like, I don't need you.
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So I think he thought he was going to close it and he definitely didn't. Long story short, he was supposed to come and have dinner with all of us. And he's like, I have to stay in. He's like, oh, I don't feel well or something. So the next morning, mind you, I'd gone at Chiltern. They knew me. They knew us, that we were together hanging out that week.
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And I go to Chiltern and I go to the front desk. I was like, hi, I'm here to see so-and-so. I brought him his favorite...
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cappuccino I knew it was favorite I don't know after four days and they were like okay yeah go on up and I was like no call him this will be funny call him and just like say like oh housekeeping is coming up Miss Whitfield so they call they think it's a funny joke the guy's face falls at the front desk and he's like uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh okay and he hangs up and he's like Miss Whitfield you can you go to the restaurant I was like
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what i was like i'm going upstairs like i know his room is like i'm gonna go jump on him and give him his coffee and say good morning and be cute because i'm cute you know and they're like you need to sit in the restaurant and i start you know that feeling you get when you know and i was like i know something's up i know something's up mind you i'm not dating this guy blah blah blah but it was like five dates in a row and it was kind of like yeah he's trying he's trying yeah and in my mind too i was like maybe i should sleep with like maybe i could date him etc and
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So I then decide, and I'm texting him, like, what's going on? And he's like, you shouldn't be here, et cetera. I'm like, what do you mean I shouldn't be here? I brought you coffee. Like, you're being weird. And then I remember I'm texting.
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I'm your girlfriend now.
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Like, I already have your last name. Like, I'm picking out rings.
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I'm way downstairs like a creeper. And I remember it was like, there's someone upstairs.
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And I sat down there, just put my phone down. I'm texting Ed and Talia, and I'm like, this guy. Which I think you guys are like, get him. So I'm like, I'm going to wait this one out. And the server's like, anything for breakfast? I'm like, no, no. I'm just sitting with one coffee. I'm like, I'm good. I'm just going to wait. Sure enough, like clockwork, comes down the elevator.
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This girl, God bless her, super hot, but like hair's a mess, wearing yesterday's outfit. Goes outside. Da-da-da-da. Gets in an Uber. And then about three minutes later after she leaves, I'm still downstairs. He's like, sorry, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Like, are you still here? Come up or I'll come downstairs.
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I was like shaky. I was like, I'm gone. I was so sad. I went home and cried. It was like really, really sad. Right? Bummer.
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Charge it to the room. No. But that's – I think Raya is interesting. I think dating in London is interesting. I always tell people – but that's one bad story. But overall, I think that dating in London is actually really, really amazing. What do you think?
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Okay, this is a little bit of a bonus episode because I'm in London and you've seen her once, not twice, a dozen times on my Instagram. One of my dear London girly friends, Talia Shelley. Talia, welcome to Please See Below. Hello, welcome to Please See Below, my brand new podcast all about perfecting the art of oversharing.
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So, you know, have you ever done two dates in one night? Two dates and one night.
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As long as you're eating, you're fine. One time I did three in one day. I did three dates in one day. I met one guy for breakfast. Then I met another guy, David Shapiro. He's my friend now, but we went on one date once for lunch. And then we ended up having a very long lunch. And then I met another guy for drinks.
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In New York, it is.
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Yeah. Go, go, go. Yeah, exactly. New York, it's easy. But I feel like other places, it's not. I love London because the guy from Ryan was actually American, so he doesn't speak for all London men. I think dating in London is insane. It is literally... I say it's fishing in a stack pond. I'm sorry. You used to live in New York. Talia used to live in New York. And it is...
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New York is so, I mean, the ratio of men to women, it has to be like for every six men, there's 10 women. No, I think it's almost five to 10. All I see is women, beautiful women walking around Soho. They're all like 25, taller than like a Christmas tree and beautiful and all have blue checks. And like London, all I see is men. And they're in suits or cliches or whatever they're called. Gilets.
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Gilets. Gilets.
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Even the ones that were taken. I literally don't remember this. I black out. That kind of sounds like me though. When I'm in London, I have so much fun. I'm so happy. I'm so happy with you, Netta, that I'm on one. Like, I'm very, like, I'm on one.
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Yeah, if I don't like anyone, I'm the most confident woman in the world. But if I actually like someone, I'm shy. I was trying to figure this out the other day. What is the difference? What do you think is the biggest difference? You lived in New York for 10 years. Now you've been in London. You have a place in Dubai. What is the biggest difference between American men and London guys?
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I love how you say it. Etiquette.
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Here, we mention the unmentionables and talk about topics and things that no one wants to say out loud, but everyone is desperate to know. Tyler was actually here sitting in the corner, kind of interrupting my last podcast. So as punishment, I make her come on to this one.
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London men don't do that.
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They're not big on like – maybe you can say that they're also not like creeps. But they're just not forward. Yeah, they're not forward. They're much more kind of more shy. Reserved. And you kind of have to really put it out there that, hey, you're allowed to come and talk to me. Versus the U.S., it's like... They'll just come.
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True. Like I think that I just, there's not.
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Yeah. And their demeanor.
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They drink more because of pub culture.
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But I think LA guy, like, on the spectrum, LA, I don't know if you ever dated in LA. LA was the worst. LA is like, you're a writer. I remember one time a guy was like, well, I'm an actor, a producer, and a director. I'm like, what do you act in producing a director? I don't think anything. You know, he was like a slash.
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no one wants a commitment in LA half the people are driving around in Range Rovers but you don't know how they get their money like everything is kind of all over the place and everyone's hot everyone's super hot in LA the men New York I feel like they're richer a little bit more bold but a little bit more like hey I get that like if we continue to date this is gonna go somewhere and then we'll be in a committed relationship and exclusive and they're taking the steps LA you can just date someone for 8 years and it's like
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So you're like, Oh, I think I know what I want to say. But then when they go around the group, you're like, oh wait, but that one was, oh God, that one was probably whatever.
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Not the collective, yes, the collective. We all want to know.
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I think that's what I do on my show.
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Cause I know, cause I know that I think the one thing I didn't have a lot growing up or I had like a lot of insecurities. Thank God. All my insecurities were like, I don't have parents and like nobody loves me and that sort of stuff. I didn't have an issue with anything else. Like I know that I'm smart, you know? So if anything, I enjoy it.
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If people think I'm dumb, it's like, let's have, cause it's, it's different. Cause I had, it was, I had to go into protective mode and be smarter than like doctors and lawyers and judges and things for years and like make sure and like court appointed counselors and they're going to take me away and police were called and like all these things.
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And I remember being little and being like, I have to be smarter than all these people. So now I like being like, Oh, you think I'm dumb or I get to play dumb? Like, and it's,
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Yeah, I know who, yeah, I know, I know who I am, but I don't, it's, it's different on ours because, and also maybe that I'm more like your other castmates where I feel like, again, because I grew up being like, okay, if my mom and dad, my biological aren't going to love me. I'm going to everyone else in the world is going to fucking love me.
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So it's like the same shit I've been doing my whole life. Like I would make an amazing politician, you know, all office. No, but like, I, I, I, I enjoy getting like connecting with people. I enjoy knowing that like you,
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you feel me and i feel you and this is important what's better in the world literally there's nothing better of being and it's true and it's honest of being like and like i we made it ourselves like i see you and you see me and we're actually relatable and and and i know that because we so like we both will walk away feeling better even if we don't see each other even if it's like you see someone on the subway and just something small or like a little conversation with my uber driver that brings me such a like
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maybe that's ego, but just like a joy. No. Like I, I, I love it, you know? And even as an Aquarius people were actually, a lot of the times they say the people around us that are closest to us, our most loved ones, they don't feel that. But like our whole thing is like, we love doing it with other people. Like I just love connecting with like complete strangers, specifically on the internet. Yeah.
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What do you cry about now?
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Yeah, yeah. I cry at joy. I keep thinking, like I have found myself, I'll be like... Like last year's sun's so douchey, but it's like, I was like dancing on a table in San Drew pay.
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And I'm just start bawling, crying. And everyone's like, is, are you like, I'm like, of course I'm drunk. But usually I'm just like, but I was like, I'm so happy. And I have these, maybe it's Catholic guilt. Maybe it's Indiana guilt. Maybe it's conservative. I don't know. But I was like, I think I'm living my Marie Antoinette life and I'm like, I'm going to get my head chopped off.
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Like, why should I get to feel such joy?
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And so it's like, yeah, but that's it.
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My body doesn't know how to react. When I get very, very happy, I actually just start crying and I like, don't, And maybe something, I think my therapist is like, are you sure you're not like just allowing yourself to not feel the joy? But for some reason, it like deeply.
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No. Come on.
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I see those on TikTok all the time.
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Those I can't. Those I can't deal with.
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It's like modern day. What was that one that they used to say back in the day? I will remember.
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That's like the modern, Dodo's like the modern TikTok version of that.
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Well, no, I'm, since it's my second dog, I am now kind of resigned to being like a bullshit dog mom. What does that mean? So my first dog, I was so intense. My first dog was brought, purchased as, I'm sorry, I cheated. Here's a dog. Right. And then I had Pepper for 15 years and Pepper, she saw some shit. She went through some shit with me.
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And then I lost Pepper. And then I literally don't think like I had lost my mom like three months prior. It's like 2021. And I think, I don't know, maybe it was a compounding, but I've never felt worse than when my dog died. Like it was bad. And I was like, I'm never getting another dog. And I never want to feel that level of love. Yeah. Because I don't want to feel that sort of loss, right?
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And I was like, I'm never going to eat a damn dog. Never did that. And then when I was freezing my eggs in January, I was like, I was just like on a bunch of hormones, hopped up and I was just buying shit. I was like, I'm going to buy a dog. And I did. And I bought sugar. And it's funny. I was thinking today, I keep looking at her. I still don't love her as much as I love Pepper.
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Like I miss Pepper still.
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Maybe, but I don't, it didn't, I thought I would just fill the hole. Right. And it hasn't. Kind of makes me miss Pepper more. And then, yeah, I think I'm a bullshit dog parent right now because I was like, maybe I'll rename her to Pickle because Pickle's cuter.
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And you know, there's no law that says you can't rename your dog. You can rename Neon.
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If anyone says highlighter, be like, do you know anything about gases?
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Yeah, hello, gotta get with it.
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A little bit. And I'm waiting, it's growing more and more. But it's hard because she's doing things that the old Pepper didn't. Like, so I just got her fixed and now she's humping. So, oh, I was going to ask you, does your dog brand that you have, Yummers, does Yummers have anything for humping? No.
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Let's fight yummers.
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I would be fine with that.
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I need Brian to give a lecture like all men in New York City.
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Just let me hump your leg for like.
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Take it out so that I can concentrate.
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Yeah. I lived with a friend on her couch. Well, it's four roommates. and it was like two bedrooms and we did one of those real road walls and hung out. Yeah.
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My vet thinks I'm a weirdo, Dr. Coleman. He's amazing. He's like total hippies over here. But he was like, no, it's not. It's not. It's not even like a sexual thing. Like they don't see. I think it's like just love. It's love.
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It's romantic. Yeah.
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What's the worst thing someone said about you that's not true?
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It could be something that you cared that they said, or you gave like zero facts.
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In the moment when you're with the people, cause it's so inspiring. And I remember going through like tough times in my life. It's like drag racing career. I would watch cause I was like, I just need hope. I need to feel better. It does it feel, is it a different, do they capture it accurately? Like for example, what you just said, cause then people can be like, Oh cool.
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And I was like in the middle. So it was always like dudes just walking through my room either way, you know, like fun, like all that kind of stuff like shapes you. It was. And I, I tell everyone when they, I'm like, you have to move to New York and you need to like do it the, you know, six floor walk up, like have those, you know,
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You just, you, you assembled a sandwich. You have no idea, dude. I was in this person's house. This person was an actual pain. Like,
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That would also be an awesome show.
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I'd watch that.
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Make him cry.
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so you know that like sometimes i'll get fed on tiktok like because i haven't watched like because i don't have time to watch like anything but i like your most recent season and it will be like a million likes and it's like anthony being like hey guys we're gonna have a picnic a picnic is where you sit down at a table and picnic and i'm like why are you so cute evan ross cast farm table
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Oh, farm table. That was it.
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But that all is a part of your personality. I would say, I'm not going to describe a percentage, but like 20, 50, 20, that,
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like what you just described those three things that's a little bit of your personality it's not the you're so different than that and more and there's so much more you know but like but you're the exact same way the first time where we met up and we had dinner at that little like maybe we can like gatekeep the place unless you want to share but it's like an adorable little place where a lot of really old people go to have dinner and we were there at 5 30 yeah yeah i like an early bird i like being around a
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Oh, that's so sweet. That's very cute. Okay, so that was life before Queer Eye.
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Right, right, right.
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When people meet you in real life, do they expect you to be the one they see on TV or do they think they know you more?
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I can do at the same time.
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Have you ever cried while making out? Do you want to try it?
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Oh, that's sweet.
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Have you ever played the New York Times 36 Questions with someone?
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So anytime that I want to try to make a guy fall in love with me, which I'll do it with you, that should be the next episode.
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Stop telling me more. Um, there's New York times had this article and was it 2017 or 18 where basically it was a scientific study where researchers said, yeah, where people are like, no, um, love is actually a chemical falling in love is a chemical reaction.
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And it can be unveiled via multiple layers of these questions. And the questions aren't, they're not these like deeply interrogative or something about a child. No, it all varies. So there's 36 questions, four sets, nine each. And you ask, and you go, and it's not supposed to be long-winded. No, it's not supposed to be long-winded answers either. You're supposed to just ask.
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And some of you are like, if you could wake up next to something every morning, what would it be? I don't know, just random questions. Then at the end of it, here's the clincher. The end of it, you have to sit in silence and look at each other in the eyes for three minutes without talking.
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I cry watching that. Of course. I love it when the ex came.
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Lost my shit. I lost my shit and I wanted them together. And then I like re-read all their whole history. But it's like that and just staring. So three minutes you sit in silence. Yeah.
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you will literally you can make anyone fall in love with you but don't tell if don't tell them just big don't play a game let's ask just like randomly yeah yeah yeah i just have some questions on my phone and then we're gonna stare each other's like watching housewives having sugarfish sitting on the floor and it's sort of like hey just like so random there's nothing behind this let's just like look at each other for three minutes but it works like me and my dog yeah and there's a million success stories and there's like and it was one of those viral new york times article and like
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everyone is like, yes, it works. You might not like end up or stay with the person, but you're like, I fell in love with them. Even if it was platonic.
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What's your sign?
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Oh, you're so emotional.
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I loved, I lived in LA for a while.
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Is there a sign that you go for?
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Because people with that like astrology have low IQs. I think that.
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You come from a family of doctors. Yeah.
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Do you get surgical and stay or do you get surgical and leave?
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Really? Yeah. I feel like I cut people out actually, but I stay for a little bit longer. I don't know if that's sadistic.
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Cause I'm like, well, maybe I can, maybe I can. But at the end of the day, I've gotten better now as I've gotten older. Now I'm like, now I know this feeling. It's like, I'm never going to get over this. I don't, I don't, um, I don't know if I forgive or forget. I don't think I do.
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It takes a lot of time to get there. And sometimes I think it's maybe okay at some time. Sometimes if you don't, if you don't ever get there, as long as there's no like hostility, but I think it's okay. I don't know. Maybe it was because I'm 1986. I think we just grew up with this or maybe some Catholic forgive and forget. You need a better person and Jesus forgave or whatever.
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But now I'm like, I don't know. Like, do, do I have to, or sometimes with family stuff, I'm like, and my therapist has been like, no, maybe not.
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maybe it's okay and it's not gonna hang on to hatred or resentment or to harbor that those sort of things but i think it's okay to be like i'm maybe never gonna be okay with what happened or with you like i can yeah pass you on the street and i'm not gonna be like fuck you or something like that but but i don't have to like i don't know i i don't have to pretend to like that I'm okay.
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It was kind of like, okay, now everything's coming to you. Did you watch the show? People always ask me this. Did you watch the show before? Because, you know, like, being on reboots, it's like, everyone's always like, did you watch it before? And sometimes people... I don't know. Sometimes people judge me because I say, I'm like, yeah, I watched it in the beginning. Like, I loved it.
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thousand percent i'm finally like sometimes i'm like you know what or or i'll try to push myself to like have the good day and it'll be like one o'clock i'm like i'm just gonna go i'm like i'm just gonna sit and i'm gonna rot for the day i want to be so much better at that are you like can you turn the tv on oh yeah i just turned the tv on like i'm just gonna rot i'm not gonna pay like the manager the agents and like the shit i have to do like that's where i suck i'm gonna come over next time that happens yeah please let's
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to. Yeah. But I'm like, no, we can just, we don't even have to talk. We don't even just like, let's just like, it's like sheer presence, but I'm fine. So it was years ago. I had a really amazing friend. She's still an amazing friend, but we're not as close anymore. But her story was crazy. She
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was um working at um Cantor Fitzgerald and she got laid off on September 10th okay 2001 she was dating secretly dating this like um vice president that um and staying at his house and the night before he was like you know I want to marry you and she's like should I go back in tomorrow try to get my job he's like no no no and then September 11th happened craziest story you'll ever meet she's survivor's guilt and all this stuff yeah of course so
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One thing I learned from her years, a few years back when I was trying to do all these things and I was becoming a yoga teacher and I was like, I just need to get this out of my brain. I don't want to, this part of me, which would, from childhood and it's causing me these things. I went through another breakup and I was like, the anxiety, the depression, the stress, all these things.
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I was like, I want them gone. I want a lightsaber. I want something to, I'll do shock therapy. I said, therapist, can I do shock therapy? She's like, I think you need to. I was like, I want it gone.
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I was like, I want it gone. This part of my brain, like it's holding me back. And she says something beautiful to me. She was like, but it's all connected. She's like those things that did that. I'm going to upset. They made the good parts too. Like you can't like shut it off. Like, so maybe you wouldn't be Anthony if you were like,
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if you didn't have those things, like you wouldn't be the funny, like, can we hug you on the street and make out with you? And like the vulnerable, like you wouldn't, like it all comes to, it sprouts from the same tree. So if you try to like cut it off, then you actually might lose like the best parts of you too. So just like embrace it.
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Oh my, her, I bought the book and I read two experts, by the way, like she's next level.
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And then their next question is, well, now, isn't it weird being on it? It's like 10 shades of weird, but...
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Yeah. And, but, but now I feel like I know when I'm going through the bad part, if anything, like now I'm actually, thank God, I wish everyone could have this. I'm aware that I'm going through the bad part. Cause I think in a lot of my twenties and early thirties and before like more worse should happen in my adult life. I, I, I didn't know it was happening and I didn't, couldn't make sense of it.
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Now I know it's happening. And then that's when I'm like, I'm going to rot today or I just need a week off or I'm going to go to take a cooking class in France or I'm going to go do whatever I need to do. Cause I know it's, it's happening. It's coming. It's coming. And now also when the things go bad, And creepily or joyously, I'm like, oh, okay. I know how this works.
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I'm like, I think it's like, I'm done. This is it. I'll never recover. I'll never find someone else to love. I'll never get another job. I'm broke, whatever. And I'm like, oh, no, no. Oh, cool. I'm at the bottom. You know what happens? Right. So I actually like the bottom sometimes. Or people call me and be like, I lost my job. My fiance dumped me. I did it.
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And I'm like, dude, go buy a lottery ticket.
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And I actually get freaked out and that's why I cry when I'm dancing on tables at Cedro Pay because I'm like, it's coming. I'm too, like, whenever things are going well, I'm like, ah, shit, it's around the corner. There's going to be a death. Something bad's going to happen to the family. Something's happening.
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Because life is like, not to sound like some weird, like, journey or something, but it's like, it's not, there is no destination. There is no whatever. It's actually the whole, the whole thing is about the journey and the points that, you know, you kind of digress or you go here or there and can you,
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Can you come back on track and can you learn so that the next time you maybe don't go off that earth, the ride's not as bumpy. Like there literally is no destination. This whole ride is the whole purpose and point.
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And the way you tell people too, I think like it actually helps. And then you can be like, Hey, I'm actually going through this. My three A's used to be my favorite who I love to date.
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athletes actors and alcoholics we're basically talking about the exact same thing that was like my three types oh my other question was um do you want to do the sex with me absolutely i thought that's why i came over and then i come into all these cameras my question my one of my smart genius questions because i'm so good at this was gonna be so would you ever have sex with me
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I know, but I literally, would you ever sex with me? But I like that more.
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I was thinking about responding to one person, which you shouldn't do in the comments, but I was going to be like, I can honestly tell you right now, I love men. I adore them. I'm obsessed with them. I love the way they smell. I love everything about them. I love feeling safe with them. At the same time, I'm 38. And like, I honestly don't, I'm not going to sit here and say, oh, I'm a lesbian.
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No, I know that I'm not. But like, if there was someone amazing that came in and met everything that I want, was kind, was everything, was funny and tall, whatever, do I really think I would care? I honestly can't say I don't know if I would care anymore. Like, I just want my person, you know? Like, I want... I make a joke like the only thing I care about what's in your pants is your wallet.
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Like I at this point.
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yeah that is like really liked and then suddenly it's like i don't know people are just like very eager to be offended yeah very excited very eager we're just waiting waiting impatiently in order to be offended okay so what's next for you tomorrow launches your bedroom no yours because i want to figure out okay let's go
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New, fresh. He's fun.
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Also met them at the gym. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm glad you finished it with the, with the word pushup. Yeah. I flirted with you by the way.
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You flirted back, which is exactly what I want. Yeah.
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So what can people expect? So, okay, let's say like, I am massive fan of you on Queer Eye. What can I, what can I be like, this is why you're going to love this even more.
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Talking about ingredients, talking about origins, talking about families.
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I remember when you were going and you were like embarking on it. And I think you had to get a bunch of like shots and...
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Yeah. In the bed.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. They will. They'll love each other. Neon sugar will get along. Neon sugar.
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Yeah. Sugar cubs. Watch out. So does her mom. And that's all we have time today, you guys. Thanks for joining.
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Hey, thank you so much for coming on the show.
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You're the best.
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Yeah. That makes sense. Okay. So then you start on that. Did you think now, what is it now in season nine? Season nine. Season nine. Congratulations. When you sign up for season one, were you like, this is going to be 10 years or you're like, maybe
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Huge and massive. That was the same thing with the Roni reboot. I was like, at first I was like, okay, I'm just going to do this kind of as a joke. And then when we were filming the first season, I was actually asked to be demoted multiple times. I was like, can I just be a friend of, because I like don't have time to do this.
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And because they weren't really, if I wasn't filming, like everyone was at, we couldn't film in my old apartment. Right. So- everyone else had crews at the other girls' houses every day. And it's like gentle lines on it. And he's like influencers and everything. I was like, I'm barely like the, and I'm single. And I'm like, who am I? I'm not a gazillionaire. I'm not.
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Yeah. I was just like, I'm friend. I was like, can I get demoted a friend of like, I'm cool. Like I just, Oh, free drinks. I can just show up and like have fun. And then it turned into something different. Like it,
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yeah like in a self-sabotage way where you were just like i don't want to i want to i want to like set my expectations and not get too excited for this both both both it was yeah i didn't i obviously hoped for the best similarly but i was like i hope that it went well but i also knew from watching it beforehand how much like i enjoyed it and i liked watching those women and i'm like who are we like i'm not bloomberg's wife like getting like
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you know, like drinking in the morning and like, you know, houses in the Hamptons. And I was like, the entire time I was like, I just don't want this thing to suck. Like, I just don't want to suck. I just wanted it to like pass. Cause I feel like with reboots, it's not just like starting a new show.
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You're so excitable. It's so cute though. It's like adorable.
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I make a lot of dick jokes.
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a lot of dick jokes you weren't aware that you made a lot of dick jokes i didn't know watching it back it was like this and i was like oh my god brand like really like why i'm always making a little joke right but i think it's funny of course i think it's like and i it's in my brain yeah so i can't like pretend that it's good because it's funny but it makes people a little bit uncomfortable yeah a little more conservative you know
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But I knew I was okay because I had someone who reached out for me from middle school at Corpus Christi Middle School. And they're in eighth grade. They're like, you remember Mr. Hammond? He was like this hot teacher. He was like, you used to find excuses to come into our class. And then Mr. Hammond would turn around and I'd go like this and stuff.
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So I've been doing this since I was- You've been that through and through. Yeah, yeah. So there's no like, it's not an act and there's no like real issue. I think I've just been imperv.
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If there was one thing that I could give like everyone, there's like pros and cons to being like TV personality, it would be that. It would be like to be... be to be able to be exactly who you are and to have people like you for that. And maybe even parts of you that you didn't like about yourself. And then people like love that. I'm like, I wish everyone could have that feeling.
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Hello, pleasers. That's what I'm calling you. Let me know if it's creepy because it kind of sounds a little creepy. I'm really excited for you to listen to this next episode. It's amazing. It's with a very near and dear, amazing, stunning, gorgeous, genius friend, Antony Parowski. And we actually filmed this one in my house because Antony and I love to cuddle together.
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Like, It's crazy.
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Yeah. Cause you grew up in Canada.
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And you're, you guys just don't coach.
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last season when I shared everything about my childhood and stuff like that. And then I like freaked out because I was like, Oh my God, I don't know if my birth mother told her current job that she was ever in prison. Right. My dad's dead. So that is what, but I was like freaking out about that.
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And then, and I was so scared of everyone knowing about like, even people like I've worked with or just, it's like people, you know, like you get afraid of the people that you, who know you, who think they're close to you. And they're like, I didn't know this. You never shared this with me. Now you're sharing it on national television.
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I hope you enjoyed this episode. Bye, pleasers. Hello, welcome to Please See Below, my brand new podcast all about perfecting the art of oversharing. Here, we mention the unmentionables and talk about topics and things that no one wants to say out loud, but everyone is desperate to know.
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And then just the sheer judgment of even random ass people that I've met in the past, like knowing and the people that I lied to all through grade school and high school, where my mom and dad were and whatever, right? And then even this season, this season I opened up about sexual assault. And that's the real reason why when people are like, why are you single?
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And I'm like, cause there's a lot of billionaires. I was like, no, the real reason I feel like I've lied the past year and lied about like why I'm single. Cause I'm still going through it. But I freaked the fuck out this season because like the childhood stuff was like something I've dealt with for a long time and I've therapy and I've processed and like was able to come to terms with that.
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But I freaked out. And I felt kind of empowered to share this year because I was like, wow, that helped me. Oddly enough, going to reality TV instead of therapy, it like, it cured, it cannot cure, but it healed something that years of therapy couldn't with my parents.
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Cause all these people are like, oh my gosh, same, same, same. And for some reason, just finally just like getting it out, it was like a demon or something. And then to have everyone be so loving and supportive about it. And then like, like me because of it, the thing that I was ashamed of, I was like, okay, okay.
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So going into this season, I was like, first I was, I told the producers, I was like, I don't want to share. So I'm going through this thing. And that's the real reason why I was so upset with about Mimi. Cause actually I didn't talk to her like the last year. Cause I was hiding because of the sexual assault thing. I was a show of myself.
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I was like, that was a real reason, but I don't think I want to share it this year. Right. Famous last words. I think the producers, I was like, Ooh, a little nugget you gave us.
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to share this this year but like whatever and then sure enough though and like but there was this thing that's like okay but it helped last year it helped it helped so maybe maybe share but it was it felt so different because I'm still dealing with it yeah it's not something that I've been able to deal with 15 years in therapy and going to Bali and having retreats and like you know whatever about it was like I'm actively doing this and and the circle of people that knew were my brother my therapist like three three or four people
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So it's like sharing, it was just a completely different thing of vulnerability. And sometimes you feel powerful from it. Sometimes then you don't. I still don't right now know how I feel about sharing it.
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I am here with Antony, author, food and wine expert, New York City's number one bachelor, hottest dude in the world, and my best friend. Okay, we all want to know, who was Aunt Pre-Queer Eye?
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I'm going to say a lot of your mom jokes in this podcast. Like your mom's like, you know, you mean with same mom.
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Do you think that's why I did the show?
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Hello, hello. Welcome back to the podcast. Please see below.
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Welcome to the Poddaris. Hello. Welcome to Please See Below, my brand new podcast all about perfecting the art of oversharing. Here we mention the unmentionables and talk about topics and things that no one wants to say out loud but everyone is desperate to know.
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What do you think about your little sister having a podcast?
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Sometimes I'm worried about this story getting out because I feel like, you know when you're supposed to say, like, you're the exception, not the rule?
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The fact if you, like, are married, you have kids, get a divorce, and then, like, a year later, remarry, and then literally live so happily ever after where these two people are so in love. What's funny is they didn't.
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Because it can't be weird. You know a girl's a hoe when you look at when she has multiple cities in her world clock.
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Yeah, good. But so how do you think that that, That's an incredible story. And then seeing them and I feel like having a witness, an example or having an example of this is how relationships work. And this is, you know, seeing two people and overcome the highs and the lows and all that sort of and all that sort of things. How do you think that that has shaped?
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Your relationship, because as you mentioned, how we met on our ho trip. Yeah. You were married and then had a beautiful Vogue wedding.
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Oh, okay. There you go. And you had the right wedding, honey. I heard it.
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Yeah, I mean, it's a couple hundred people, a couple mil, you know, it is what it is. But you had a beautiful, beautiful wedding. And then, you know, you made the very, very challenging decision to separate. Yes. Sometimes I still don't know how to talk about it.
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Hello, welcome to Please See Below, my brand new podcast, all about perfecting the art of oversharing. Here, we mention the unmentionables and talk about topics and things that no one wants to say out loud, but everyone is desperate to know. Welcome back, pleasers. Greetings from London town. I might be in London.
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Right.
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But that's the case. I wish I should have followed that advice the past year and a half. But my brother gave me that advice when I was going back and forth about one of the engagements. I think it was the one with Gideon where I was just like – yeah, because Gideon I'd put on social media. Gideon and I had sent out an email to the bridesmaids and had a bridal appointment and was looking at venues.
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And like, I really went like those next steps of like proper wedding planning. And when you get in it, it's exciting. And then everyone around you is also excited. So you can very much get caught up. Right. And it's easy to. And everyone.
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Yeah. You're like, Oh, it's just nerves or whatnot. But I remember in wanting to call it off. Knowing in my gut – and I did the things like I stopped wearing the ring. We signed up for couples therapy. I wore it. I did a Carrie Bradshaw. I wore it on a necklace, like all this sort of stuff.
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Yeah. And then I'm like we all have to stop watching Sex and the City.
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yeah yeah and then it was like it was too big everyone's like what do you mean it's too big I was like it's too big I don't know and then he got me a different like a gold band from cardiac I start wearing a band instead of the diamond it was just weird but um but but but yeah but you my brother told me like Brynn like no I remember he specifically told me like he listened to me and listened to me listen he was like I'm gonna be honest with you like
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this was way before obviously show or anything like that. He's like, nobody, like nobody cares. Like he told me, he goes, you're not Kim Kardashian. Like nobody cares. And maybe people are like, oh, look, it's over. But then people have their own stuff going on and they have their own, they have 99 problems.
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Are people nosy? Do they get like, do they start like asking, Oh yeah. What's the most annoying thing that people ask someone who's just got a divorce?
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doing some thang thangs um but my best friend is in brooklyn holding it down we have rachel richie jovia brown she's my best friend the most open and honest chick i know you know her because we have she is filmed on that one but twice two seasons of roni with me um and basically the pardon they cut out all my good bits me like talking shit i just was like looking cute Yeah.
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I have this theory. I'm like, I won't say the names, but I'm like, what is up with people not being able to accept the fact that a woman in her 30s, especially a minority woman- They have money. They're shocked that you can pay your bills. They're like, oh, wait, you can pay your bills? Well, she must be doing this. There must be some man helping you. There's somebody funding it.
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God forbid a minority woman in her 30s can pay her bills. My parents are successful. My ex-husband was successful, but-
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You're successful. You have a business degree. You've started multiple businesses. You're a real estate agent.
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Now that you are on the other side of all this for the most part, right? Yes. But what advice would you give to someone who has to make a similar hard decision? It doesn't have to be about a marriage. It doesn't have to be even about a relationship. Like I think you're kind of touching on it earlier a little bit about like your dad gave you advice about if you're going to –
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Just rip the bandaid off. Rip the bandaid off.
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No, you didn't. There was no going back and forth.
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Nobody cares, dude. Yeah. Lean on your girlfriends a hundred percent. Yeah. Okay, so what is it like? I always talk about, oh my God, I'm being single or I've been engaged and I'm single and dating. What's it like being a early 30s divorcee dating in New York? Because one, look at your Instagram and it looks like you're having a lot of fun. I'm having so much fun.
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Well, you know, give it time. Don't worry. They'll come and get you. That's spoken like someone who's experienced it. No, but basically Richie is like my little sister and in more ways than one. Not only am I so close to her, so close to her family, but I literally look upon Richie like this because if you want to see me seven years ago, eight years ago, here she is. There's little bread.
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Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, she's trying. I am. I'm right. We love setting the trend.
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We're like, we're stepdad. But it's been fun. How is a single day? I know we said we're not going to name names, but Jesus Christ, could I name some names? Let's talk about your roster. Let's play the bleep game. Can you just fire up? Okay, let's bleep it. I'll just name a category and you name a dude who you've dated. Okay, ready? Professional basketball player. Oh. We'll believe it.
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We'll believe it. Can I also just say without naming who she just named that I got put on the big Tron or whatever it's called at a Knicks game. And so then.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not a Knicks player. It's not a Knicks player. And I can afford Knicks tickets.
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okay but anyway you can afford your next tickets um but we're at a next game and i get on the tron thing or whatever i don't know like the background not actually like legitimately but ritchie sees me so she facetimed me she's like oh my god girl you're at the game i'm like yeah where are you i'm on one side she's over on the other then i noticed throughout the game every time that the opposite team not the next the other team they're playing we won't name the team
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A certain someone is shooting free throws when he goes to shoot free throws. Richie, who's in the second row or like first row, basically almost courtside, is standing looking hot as hell, heckling the player as he's shooting baskets.
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But then I remember back to St. Bart's a few months ago and I was like, wait, that's the guy we were FaceTiming for like three hours from the pool. And I was like, that's the dude she dated. Fast forward. She's now heckling this man at his own basketball game. Go Knicks. Go Knicks.
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Yes. Knicks and Six. Thank you so much for that.
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Huge Knicks fans.
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What did that man do so that you went and heckled him at his job? Because technically playing professional basketball as a point guard for a very good team is a job that he gets paid a lot of money to do.
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OK, so he could be not by his ex behind the free throw line in a crop top with her abs out and like yelling.
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That's it. But I'm super, super excited to have you. Thank you so much for coming on, honey. How are you doing? Exciting.
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I was doing what I was asked to do. So you are a heckler for billionaire hire. Okay. Yeah.
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From tea sets to tiaras to apparently toddler-sized T-Rex costumes, shop everything for every party on Amazon.
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No, it's not that serious. And it's really not that serious at an exchange.
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Okay. I love it. I really love it. That's the funniest thing I've heard in so long. That's like my favorite, now my core memory. And I have recordings and video recordings of you doing this. It's genius. And it's inspirational as well. Women should stand outside Goldman Sachs and hospitals.
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That's good. You should take your shot. You should totally take your shot.
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If you can do it at Madison Square Garden, you can do it anywhere. Heck.
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We will bleep out all the names.
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I want to send a Dickasaurus.
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Thankfully, I've never been asked for someone to get pet.
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Yeah. I think going on Etsy and ordering a trophy, you handled it pretty well. I feel like that seems right. I love that that was your first instinct. I'm obsessed with that.
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Yeah. Nick's Games and Pegging. Welcome to New York. I mean, it's like – yeah I love it so I want to play a little friendship game where I wish we were in person to do this but that's okay it might be funnier the fact that we're on zoom where we both have to close our eyes and we have to point because we are so much like sisters we have to point who like I point like this way versus this way okay
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Yeah. Well, I have a rule. Please see below, which is about like what's down there, which is I like to give Spotify like one small thing to have a heart attack with on every episode. You know, just like always just pushing the boundaries.
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Who's more likely to drunk text their ex at 2 a.m. ?
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It's like my favorite thing to do, by the way. Like if I have a couple.
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I'm sending it to all of them. Like all of them. DMs. And also I think I'm being like. FaceTime. Oh, yeah. I like FaceTiming that. I think I'm being very clever. It's like I love it.
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I'm sure I've met a lot of great girlfriends on ho trips. I mean, okay, we also call them ho-trips. They're not totally ho-trips. I married the guy, so I wasn't that visible. You married, so you're the, you kind of won the whole, the whole ho-trip. I was just the third wheel. I got invited on, so, okay, wait, you tell the story. You tell the story. I'll vibe in. I...
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I think sometimes I get drunk just so I can drunk text them. I love drunk texting. It's my favorite thing. And I wake up in the morning and I like double down. I love it. Okay, let's go to the next one.
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Who's more likely to start an OnlyFans for artistic purposes?
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Bitch, get out of here. I'm not artistic purposes. Well, I guess artistic is me, but I wouldn't. I don't know.
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Honey, you, okay, this girl over here on our group chat with our girlfriends, all of a sudden I'll be like in a meeting or something. And it's just, she shares her nudes. Richie has started our friend group. Let's share nudes with each other. Like not nudes to send dudes. You guys respond way better than like most people. Tasteful nudes.
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She shares tasteful nudes with her friends just because it's like, happy Thursday, sweetheart. Miss you. See you tonight at dinner. Here's a nude.
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We have, yeah, the same. I referred her to my boob doctor. He's the best. Shout out Dr. Colin.
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Literally. Or Paris or La Derniere House. It's nudes. And you're sending them to the girls, so that's fine.
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Like, no, I actually, I'm all talk all day.
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Yeah. I don't, I wear this to the office. I literally don't even have clothes on really today, but I'm like always a grandma covered up. I just, I'm all talk.
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Girl, you need to take nudes? Come over to my house. Nude party. That's what we're doing.
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Right? Okay, let's do another one. One more. Okay.
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Who's more likely to hook up with someone and then forget their name? Okay.
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Yeah. I was only going to say me because I kind of just have a bad short-term memory. I was going to say, I smoke a lot of weed. Yeah, yeah. She smokes a lot of weed, so she can't remember shit. Okay, one more really quick last one.
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Yeah. I don't either.
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Who's more likely to make out with someone just because they're tall?
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The men you date are kind of- I love a confident short king.
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I wonder why he's confident. I love it. Well, I think you're worth it. I think you're worth every penny and I adore you and I love you. And I can't wait to see you when I'm back in New York.
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Knowing you, you're going to end up in London. So you'll end up here alongside me. But thank you for coming on the pod, my love.
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You scheduled a romantic trip with your boyfriend at the time who ended up – you actually ended up getting married too. But you scheduled this romantic trip. Your husband – your boyfriend at the time is like, oh, by the way, my best friend is crashing with this girl and this girl that the best friend is bringing is bringing another girl. I was the other girl.
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Because I'm the best.
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And brought girls with. But the reason why I was asked by our mutual girlfriend is because she's like, I don't want to hook up with this guy. So she's like, if Brynn's there, yeah, then I just, you can't hook up. So I showed up, got a free flight, had a free stay, and then met Richie. And then, yeah, it was funny because the first hour, I feel like, why do women we do this a lot?
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Like, we're kind of like, Not standoffish, but, like, sizing each other up, looking for that, like... You're trying to see if you were girls' girls.
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Yeah, I remember we fell over on a red carpet at some party.
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I remember singing DMX to, who was that one Lakers player with the curly hair? He was married to Vanessa. Remember Rick?
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We were like standing on a thing and I was like, and he was like clapping because I knew all the lyrics to X Gonna Give It To You or something.
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The club, the club usually shut down. We tried to. We went to a casino because the casino was just opening. And we were hitting buttons and being obnoxious. We were like Sharon Stone in casino. We were just throwing chips and thinking we were so cute. And everyone's like, please leave and get out of here. But that's how friends bond. So that was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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What was that, 10 years?
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I mean, I feel like the thing I love about, and I do this with, I have this, I have found with all of my very, very closest friends who aren't just friends or family, they're sisters is that I love them so much. And then I love their family as well. And I feel like with you, it's been like your mom and dad are saved as mom and dad in my phone. Yeah.
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The only people in the world that track my location because we all know there's some stuff going on in there. My dot's like Dora the Explorer going around. Where is she? I shut it on. I shut it off. But with you guys, I leave it on 24-7. Yes.
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So it's perfect. But I love your family too and I feel like your background, they're like dream parents to me. Like I have this psycho version of me that's like I think that they should have kind of been my parents. Like I'm like if I could pick two, if I could design, designing parents, I would design – like your parents to me are just like so like lovely and lucky.
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Yes. So Richie's father is a very successful, incredible self-made, self-made from zero to 150. He's like the Barack Obama of the South. Looks like him, talks like him. Oh, he walks on water.
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Everyone loves that. He's an amazing, incredible man. And then her mother is just like, you would think, I mean, she is a federal judge. If you're familiar with the U.S. judicial system, like one stroke of the pen.
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Appointed by Obama. And I mean, it's so much, not power, that's like the wrong word, but kind of like power.
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And she makes serious... I mean, she doesn't do light cases either. It's very serious.
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We didn't start with a shot because it, well, I could. It is 4.30 here. It's 11 a.m. So we both good.
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When she's not in designer heels and carrying around.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's just wild. So the dynamic, I feel like of your parents is incredible. And the more that I got to know, I have so much respect for you and I have so much respect for all the decisions that you've made, the hard decisions, the difficult decisions. And I always like to think that I'd be in a different place if I had
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You know, your parents and I see how I think you're such a not grown woman, but you're just so you're wise beyond your years. And I think so much of that has to do with because not just who raised you and how they raised you, but the example that they set for you.
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But I only learned about child labor laws like last year.
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Yes.
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Nice. Hey, dad. I mean, sharks. Hey, daddy shark. You're like, you start going into improv baby shark. No, but I love your parents' work ethic. The one other thing that I love about you and your family is that, again, it's like it seems so picture perfect. I remember last year in the Hamptons when you threw the massive charity event, the Hamptons Gay Charity Event Gala of the Year.
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And everyone, someone whispered to me like, oh, my God, they're like the first family. And it's so amazing. Yeah. And in my mind, I'm thinking, yes, I see it too. But I know the real, a real scoop, which your mom and dad are always, I hope they write their, they're writing their memoirs.
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Good. Because their story is incredible too. You look at them and you see this like perfect couple married for so long. But when you talk to them, like it wasn't always perfect and it wasn't just about money and making their own money. It was also.
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Hello world, it's Bryn Whitfield here and welcome to my new podcast. Okay, so before we get started.
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Like, let's just, like, get drunk.
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Yeah, we're getting paid and the drinks are free. I'm like, why are we just, like, all making out and having fun and, like, doing really dumb stuff? But I think other people aren't. Or I think sometimes people are bothered by that because they think they aren't at that place.
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But maybe it's because you've, like, you've been through a lot. Like, isn't it going to be six years?
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Since Cancer Free or since the diagnosis?
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Nice. Well done. There you go.
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Is it hard? Could be. Shut the camera. No, but that's – I have this theory that people who have – when I watch you, and it's so amazing to watch, and I hope people feel this way about me. I like all your cast, but it's – when you come on it, like, I get excited. I'm like, it's fun. No, but it's fun.
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I'm like, he's going to say something funny, and you can tell you don't give a fuck that the cameras are there, and you are being yourself, and, like, you are enjoying life, and – Maybe you're a little imperfect. Sure, everyone is. So it's truly a joy to watch you. And I wasn't really a Summer House fan.
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No. I have a theory of people like you where I think it comes from a place where you've been through some shit. I just don't feel like you can get to this place where you can do this and be that person. real and great, whatever.
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It's because you've been through some shit and then you're at this place where it affords a certain level of perspective that allows you to be so real and so crazy and just goofy, right? Because some people get on and they are fucking crazy, but it comes from a different place. But I feel like yours comes from a very different place.
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Like it made sense that like this was your... Like, oh, you've dodged life bullets up to this.
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Yeah. That's just why. That's not funny. Don't laugh at my cancer. That's why. And then you're like, or, or, and that's really.
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Yeah. I think to have that perspective at your age is a gift. I think it sets you up to have a much more – a different life and maybe a more enjoyable life because you are grateful and you do get it.
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Yeah. Throughout that – and you don't have to answer this. You don't have to. Was there a point – I don't know how it works – that you didn't think that you'd be able to with testicles?
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I have frozen eggs in London. Should we just like – Should we just – I'll give you like two. But then we can't even fuck. Yeah, we can. We can always fuck. We're adults. We're getting nice. Wait, that is wild. I love that you have 15 vials specifically in Murray Hill and like the frattiest neighborhood in New York.
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So you just wanted to go next door. You're like, I got it.
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Yeah. Well, Back Pocket does sound good. I was shooketh when I heard it.
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You can do it down.
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I don't know what I was expecting, but it was very soulful.
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Where's the story going?
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I'm back for one more. It was America's birthday.
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It's patriotic of you. You got to do your duty. Totally.
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She knew about this whole situation?
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Yeah. One step at a time to get the fans.
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Just let me die. Just let me die. I might die.
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Okay. We could always make another one. I have 15 eggs.
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Our numbers are matching up. I love in this episode or in this season, you're in bed and you're like, hey, you're FaceTiming. And you're like, hey, you're like, I jerked off before. Yeah.
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No, it's – Yeah. I mean, that's the – yeah, it's definitely not horrible. But then it's also very surprising. It's pleasantly surprising. It's just very soulful.
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Oh my God, you're doing great, sweetie.
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Well, you didn't say anything bad. You're not, okay, throughout this whole thing, whenever people like overreact on shit, I'm like, I literally didn't do anything bad. You're not doing anything bad. It's very cute. But I'm curious, is that something you do all the time? Do you like jerk off before social events or is it just because like the party was like, the theme was so hot?
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So you know with men and male energy, supposedly you're supposed to like keep it in because it's good for your chi. Women, it's the opposite. We're supposed to release it.
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But – Supposedly it's better for you.
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That's for amateurs. Yeah. Get out of here. Okay. So you don't do it before every social event.
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That's a special occasion.
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A hundred percent. No, because I was curious because I think that's very funny. I have a lot of guy friends and dear, like very close heterosexual guy friends, single. And like they, I asked them these questions and they're like, yeah, a lot of times if I have a hot date or whatever, like.
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Yeah. It's cool. It's dope. As a little icebreaker, considering your musical background, which I'm very impressed by, could you make a little jingle for my pod? Because it's new and we need new music. That's not copyrighted.
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No. What's your sole focus?
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I can't imagine you horned up. You already seem a little horned up or like just so flirty. I can't imagine this exponentially like in more.
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You're like a dog that hasn't been fixed.
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Since being on Summer House, how are the DMs?
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Why do you think? I don't know.
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Why did I pick up on that? I feel like you're – what was I thinking this morning? I was like – when I was watching it, I was like he seems like a – OK. Let me – sometimes I think I'm psychic. I bet that you have a high – a high but understandably – but nice quality body count. I would predict that there's a lot of girls who like don't like to let you go.
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Because I think you're an unintentional fuckboy. That was, like, my hypothesis.
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No, not a – what did I mean? It's, like, you're not a fuckboy in the sense that, like, you seem to be very honest. But, like, you're super – you seem very sweet. And – but I think just because of the fact that, like, where you're at and your age and because you can. And I don't see women understanding when you communicate, like, or wanting to let go. Or you being like, here's where I'm at.
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I see you being very honest. Yeah. And forthright. But I don't know because you're super cute and you're a good guy, you can tell. So I just don't see like I feel like I dated a guy like you in my 20s and I like kind of like stalked him after.
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You know, does that happen?
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Have you had like a I don't see having like a really bad or someone like hating you.
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It's called Please See Below.
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What was your longest relationship?
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Yeah. Because I there's not like random dudes that like. but like DM, you know, there's not.
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I get a lot of like, you get a lot of just all the girls that I would want to date. Yeah. What is, what is relationship, Jesse? What's he like? Like if we start dating after this pod, what can I expect? What can I enjoy?
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Yeah. I think pro tip, I had one boyfriend that gave me flowers every Friday for like the first year. He had them sent to my office and it was like that sealed the deal.
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Historically speaking?
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But I think the friend group thing is most important. I say I want someone who, like, I have a ton of friends. I have a really nice life, thankfully. But one of the many things that I look for in a partner is, like, I want, like, a new group of cool friends. I wouldn't, like – like, if I go on a guy's Instagram and I see he has, like, a sick group of guy friends. They're all hot.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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They're doing Aspen. They're, like, skiing half naked. Then they're in this. And he's, like, he has his boys. And they're not that fine line between douchey. They're, like –
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cool and like I see myself being like I want to be friends with his friends like and it's a new group of people I don't know I haven't met New York because to me New York is actually very small but I'm like oh I get to inherit like a new friend group of like funny ass cool people same with family too yeah yeah yeah it'd be great to have a good family but you fall in love with whoever you fall in love with
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Yeah. We do have a lot of best girlfriends.
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Yeah. I feel like I'm the best girlfriend to a lot of guys. And I have to, like, either, like, downplay my hotness when they're around or, like, be, like, befriend them. I'm friends with so many girls, especially on Instagram, that I'm like, it's because my guy friend was dating them for a week and I become their best friend, you know? I drive them to the train on Sundays in the Hamptons, you know?
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I'm the house mom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I let the boys sleep and then I drive them. But I yeah, I think that that I think friends merging friends group is important.
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Okay, I like this. Makes me think of something else. What is on your, like, sweet make love playlist?
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No? Why would the friends kind of suck?
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I think it's a green flag if you find a girl, a woman who – I think with women's friendships, they change a lot. I think with guys, it's a little bit different. I feel like between my brother, guy friends, they have – just in my experience, they have more – more males around me have friends from like long time ago.
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Where with women, I have like one from childhood, maybe three from high school, maybe like five from college. And then early 20s, et cetera, et cetera. And like my closest friends right now are actually ones that I've met in the last five years. Because you meet at a – you're a different person. And I like the woman that I am and that I've met them at this point in my life.
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So I actually feel so close to them. So, yeah. So maybe if she has like a bunch of childhood friends, it's like – it's not the same as you. Yeah. You know?
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Yeah. As long as she has friends.
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I think it's very sweet. I think as with girls, it's harder. All it takes is one bachelorette trip.
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And just fuck it all up. You never go to Miami. Never go to Miami. Never go to bachelorette. Someone cries. Someone gets uninvited to a wedding every time.
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What would your bachelor party be like?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's no rules in other countries.
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Yeah, it does. You don't want to go to like a place you've been to.
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Or you don't want photos being taken of you on your bachelor party.
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So when is this time frame? When is the yacht happening?
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To our sex playlist? I just saw on TikTok that someone said, Jesse Solomon just added four minutes to my sex playlist.
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I was going to say, don't mean to shoot you.
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I will old yeller you so hard. I will take you out back of the barn and just.
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How long have your parents been married?
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Your mom's going to watch this and she's going to message me and yell at you for not knowing.
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That's incredible.
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Yeah, yeah. They said – I think that's why you're so – you have such a good head on your shoulders. I feel like it's – I have this new thing with friends. I'm like, well, you are obviously loved by your parents. Yeah. You seem – you vibe like you're loved by your parents.
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Do you know what I think is crazy with the toe thing?
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Sorry, Togi. I just remembered it.
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I think it's crazy. When I was watching it, I was like, cause this happens around my show or like everybody does this crazy shit. I'm called a bitch for like four weeks. And then I see like one thing back, like you suck. You're a troll. Like you're a child. And everyone's like, and then that's the focus. And I'm like, did you not see what they did for someone? Yeah. What's his Emeril?
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He had a threesome. Right. Why is everyone focusing on one toe? There's so many other body parts involved times two.
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I know. But if we're talking about technically, you know, activity happening, I would think that the T would have been, sure, a little bit you because of that. But if like in the grand scheme of...
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If you would have hooked up with them, you would have been done after like what? Five minutes, seven minutes. Yeah. So there's no way. Exactly.
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You actually didn't do anything. You really didn't. Wait, but why? Do you remember? And I hate when I was like, I was drunk one time. I don't know. People don't in real life remember what they do drunk. But like the 37 minutes, do you remember what led you in there? Because you're like, I'm going to go check on my friend.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You need to do one of those. You know how Bravo people have been like, oh, everyone's been asking where they're getting heat. You should just post like it was after. That makes sense.
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It was like post coitus, whatever it's called. Everyone's just like chilling, hanging out.
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Yeah. And when you're drunk, three minutes, like 30, like an hour could go by and it actually feels like three minutes. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it makes her better. That's funny.
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We love honesty here.
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That's so wild. It's wild to me that people would come back fully knowing that, like, this is... a house that has cameras in it. But then maybe they just outsmart because they're like, I'm not going to sign the release.
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Okay, what would be on it?
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Yeah. So they don't care. Wow.
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But good for him. I just think – I think a toe is not – I just didn't know that was a thing. There's like hand jobs, pillow jobs. So there's toe jobs?
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That's a good friend.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And everybody's like, Jesse said he was hard.
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You're like, I'm half-mast all day every day. Get used to it, kids. That wasn't anything special. I also feel like you seemed like you guys were, like, hammer, like, drinking all day long.
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Yeah, I just don't see you actually having, like, a mega boner and it lasting for 37 minutes.
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Why are you trying to bang it out? I'm talking about sweet love making music.
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Have you... It has a bit annoying.
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It's kind of like out of all the things in the world, it's kind of like awesome.
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Why? I mean... Oh, because of the relationship.
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But people, it's funny. And I feel like people make mistakes at the beginning.
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She's hot. We have the same makeup artist, Casey. She's so.
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I let him beat my face. No, not today, but I love, I had drinks with him last week. She's so hot. She is so hot. She's a mega babe. Yeah, she's so cool. Like up close, I've never seen someone who has that sort of skin.
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She's literally glowing and soft. I accidentally touched her once and she was very soft. Like, girl to girl, I'm like, how do you get so soft? But she's cool, too, and she's a sweetheart.
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I need my group of friends to do that.
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Guys, let's just not watch it. Like, who cares? Let's stay friends. Yeah. Are you guys friends now?
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Oh, good. Yeah, yeah.
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But that's the point. That's why you're TV gold. And that's okay.
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Yeah. I think it's okay. Yeah. I think you're fine.
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Yeah. You should see other. I was going to make a joke.
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We can actually just fuck and then they have to cut it.
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I just whip out my toe.
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No, I don't. Do you have any fetishes? I don't think I have any fetishes.
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Right? But I don't think there's anything. Wait. Oh, so you do.
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Well, I think everyone is. I don't think that's a fetish. I don't feel like I have any. I feel like I'm boring in that regard. Yeah, just great, fun sex. It's good. I love giving a note to straight names. I wish I could have said it with a straight name. Okay, what should we talk about next?
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You're very supportive of the girlies. I like that.
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Wait, just a one-off question. I love your Instagram stories. You're like doing squats and reps. And then you're like, I'm at JECT getting some talks.
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Yes, you can. It's not like transdermal, really.
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When I first started, I got, like, my first 100,000 followers. My agent set up this meeting. Like, okay, so we need to redo your social. And they, like, this agency presented me with a book. And they, like, showed me how, like, you need to take more, like, fashion photos. And everyone's like, you need to go to fashion shows. We can get you in the show.
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And I was like, but I don't like fashion shows. Like, I love clothes. I like shopping. But I'm – and I like fashion. But I don't need, like –
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be taking my picture outside or I don't want to like run in the street and have my picture taken they're like well you only post like every two months I'm like yeah but that's I was private before this and I had 1200 followers like and against everyone I was like can I just keep doing the shit I always do like I'm doing nothing different yeah and then it's fun
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Might as well. Like, that makes sense to me.
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Don't hold back. Give the fans what they want. You got Snapchat? No, I'm not 13. I have WhatsApp.
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what would the sandwich be like? What would it taste like and what would be included?
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Disappearing messages. Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pod's new, so feel free to take your shirt off. I need subscribers. Don't tell. Okay, so we made up a game. It's called, what was I saying earlier? Fair ball, foul ball, balls in my mouth. Balls, fair player, foul ball. It's kind of like red flag, green flag. Okay.
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So in honor of the Summer House Kickball for Metal League, Jesse, I'm going to give you some situations.
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And you tell me if it's fair game, aka is it okay, or if it's a foul ball.
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Play balls. Okay. Flirting with female friends while in a relationship.
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Include all the fixings.
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Can single guys really be friends with girls?
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You don't secretly always want to have sex?
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I didn't ask that.
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You're so fucking honest. I love it. Okay. Following liking girls' posts on Instagram while in a relationship.
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What if it's, like, an Instagram model? What if it's a model?
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I don't understand why men don't do that. Just look. No one will know. It's the equivalent of being like, I watch porn. Like, stop telling on yourself. Just look at it. Why do you need to give the like?
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I feel like all your problems were back to Mark Zuckerberg. You know, like he made you do it.
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I got to thank the guy. Okay. Meeting the parents within a month of seeing each other.
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I think a month is kind of soon.
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Only becoming exclusive to sleep with each other.
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That's a foul ball. Okay. Entering an orgy and staying for 37 minutes. First of all, it's a threesome. Put some respect on my future husband's name. Entering an orgy, a threesome, and staying for 37 minutes.
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You're curious, George.
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And it's like a couple of weeks in. You should do voiceovers. That voice you just did.
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Oh, you do? Do it again. Wait, will you say in a world?
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In a dog eat dog world.
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In a dog eat dog world. Two friends come back together. Like I have a low voice. Yeah. Yeah.
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You got so many backup plans. Okay. Another game I wanted to, cause you're a flirt like me, we should have a flirt off.
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Whoever breaks character first loses a point or doesn't gain the point.
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You can't, you can't laugh. You can't smile. You can't blush.
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Stop looking at my boobs.
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I'm not wearing any panties. You lost that. You guessed. And you're not saying anything.
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It was, but I kept it together. Because Q-tips get wax out of ears. That's not super hot.
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like lace i haven't been looking though you've literally this entire time they're gonna do a montage every time you went like this i think i was i didn't notice yeah okay you won that round um um how why i mean you asked me for my number because you little boyed me i did little boy yeah yeah you said i was a nice kid so i was just like oh she's mature and dates older guys That's kind of true.
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Yeah. I got turned on. You talked about all that your vials of semen and Murray Hill.
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I lost. Okay. There you go. You start.
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But you laughed, so you lost that one.
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Me too. Yeah. 98% of shit that comes out of my mouth is like sarcasm or a joke or like I would prefer to go about my entire day just like speaking in jokes.
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And never saying anything serious. Same. It's painful when I have to like read stuff.
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Yeah. I don't like to bring it out. I'd much rather just be goofy and have fun.
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I like to really skate through it. I have balloons.
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Do you want to do my outro?
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This has been Please See Below with Bryn Whitfield. I'm Jesse Solomon. Thanks so much for joining.
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That's it. Thank you for coming, Jesse.
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Yeah. You can have the best of both worlds.
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I would have thought you were my favorite sandwich, which is a club.
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Triple decker. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's lots of bread. Extra meat, extra all the stuff.
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Yeah, yeah, double meat. Double meat, including the thumb.
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In the womb. It doesn't count if it's pre-birth.
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Yeah, but have you seen White Lotus?
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Oh, you've managed to not have any White Lotus spoilers?
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Okay. That's a great show.
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I'm obsessed. And I like sleuth and I like to think I'm finding clues and try to get into my whites brain. But first season, second season, so you had one under your belt and you were amazing, darling. What were you thinking? What was your approach going into second season? Were you like, oh, I'm just going to do this shit again. That was easy. They're paying me to drink and be cute.
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Welcome back. Okay, so today I have the pleasure of having the ultimate dreamboat. Oh. The only person on Bravo that actually flirts more than I do. That's saying a lot. What an honor. Jesse Solomon. Now, Jesse is on Bravo's Summer House, but with the release of his new single, Back Pocket, I feel like actually we have the next Michael Boulay on our hands. Hello!
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You literally like went to the buffet and like pooped all through the whole thing.
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So the infatuation. Yeah, it was like, was it lust at first sight?
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Because it seemed like right off the bat you like went in pretty hot.
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I understand. I have done the same thing, too, where... I kind of operate as, like, unless you're committed to me, I'm not going to, like, fuck you.
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Yeah, and I respect that. But I know, and I have the experience, and you learn this. I learned this in my 20s and 30s, is that you can put that requirement on people, and you'll get it. But it's not... The same as getting it organically. It's a little bit of like mandated and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
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So I always tell women to like, no, make them earn it and get what you deserve and have them commit to you 100%. But at the same time, I know that when I put that stipulation on men, sometimes they will give me what I want, but it's actually not what I need. I needed like true commitment and that you willingly devoted yourself to me, not just because I made up this rule.
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Were you like, I got to run out the clock? Or you're like, I'm just going to post up a screen, just go in for the layup real quick.
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No, 30 day rule makes sense.
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That's wild. That's crazy. So I get like so you're ready for you're open to relationship. It makes sense. You guys are filming all summer and stuff.
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Of course. And they understand because I feel like no one can really understand. And it's a long ass process. And you guys, too, there's like cameras in your bedroom. It's like it's like Big Brother show, like where it's around the clock filming. Like we have like we film it, you know, and then it's like three hours, four hours to go home unless it's a trip.
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But otherwise, you guys have like basically the equivalent of we have on our cast trips. You have that. That's your whole filming. Yeah.
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You can't avoid it. Yeah, yeah. You have to. There's no avoiding it. That's interesting. That's crazy. Okay. So that's so good.
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Yeah. Okay. Thank you. I – Like I watch it with such an open heart and admiration because I am kind of this – like we're very similar I think where it's like very flirty, very fun and open to relationship. But I've watched a lot of reality TV and I've declined the – will you go on a date or will you show who you're dating or whatnot? And I –
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Welcome to Please See Below, my brand new podcast all about perfecting the art of oversharing. Here, we mention the unmentionables and talk about topics and things that no one wants to say out loud, but everyone is desperate to know. Maybe you're more musician than reality TV star.
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while we were filming both times I actually wasn't like really serious with anyone but I don't know if I would I think it's really I think relationships and courtships and whatnot are tough on their own I think it's extraordinarily more difficult than maybe not in the moment but then after the fact right like watching like and then everyone we were talking earlier about how everyone has a damn opinion and like watching back and having to hear people's opinions about the beginning of a relationship like that's wild like you watch The Bachelor right
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Like it's hard to watch back in general about anything. If you share something, if you share about family or friends or something personal or you get into it with your friend. But I can't even imagine watching back relationship.
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Yeah, and everyone's involved in your relationship.
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And you wake up the next morning.
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Like when you listen to your voice.
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I literally explain that to all my friends and family. I'm like, you know when you make a – record your voicemail and you don't even want to listen because you're like, is that my voice? I'm so annoying.
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I was like, imagine that times a thousand because you see – The actual video of you. And then I watched the whole first season like this. I was like, I can't. And I just don't even want to watch it. I hate watching it. And everyone's like, oh, it's so cool or whatnot. I remember I was just recently on JetBlue. I was going to Barbados.
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And I'm scrolling and I see it and I'm like... It's like... You get a pit in your stomach.
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It's like not like... And you know, but I think there's some people that are like, yeah, there I am. And they feel good about it. I don't.
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It's like... I just like... shit my pants in public or something. I'm like, get me out of here. I'm like, scroll, no, get away.
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Yeah. Yeah. I didn't watch some of my episodes. I'm just like, I don't care. I'm like, I had a little, I was there. Maybe I was so, maybe I wasn't.
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Oh, yeah. But don't you like to watch yourself back some of the things? I'm like, wait, I'm funny.
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Yeah. I'm like, I like me. That's me.
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I was ever watching me like I'd be friends with her. Like and that's honestly like me. I'm a flirty idiot.
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Jesus Christ, you haven't figured it out.
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But I thought you have a good hold on it.
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You seem like you have a very good hold on it.
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Yeah. And just have fun. And half the time with me, I'm always like, can you believe like we're getting paid to do this? Why are we like. Why are we, like, fighting about anything?
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They're going to go to that Soho house, even though they talk shit.
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I know you talk shit about it, but then when that pool opens... Yeah, yeah.
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Welcome to... when that intro is crazy and not true. Yes, it is.
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No, it's, like, I'm trying to think. The best, like, a red velvet booth. Oh, my God. My building has a bar in it. So I can, like, be like, oh, yeah, I know a spot. I'm not as shocked. And it's your building? That's a move. Like, guys, you know they always invite you to a date on their block? I'm like, no, it's my building, bitch.
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Upstairs and downstairs.
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Oh, my God. Trust me. I got enough for both of us.
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Because, you know, I've got to keep on – I mean, I have a 10-minute rule, low-key. What's that? If I go on a date and I know in 10 minutes that I'm not into them, I leave. Okay, Grindr girlie. You know what? Time is energy.
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What do you say? I'm saying, like, if it's really bad and, like, we're just not vibing, I'm just like, hey, like, we both know this isn't working.
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That's not nice.
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That's self-harm. Yeah. So if that guy is mansplaining economics to you, bitch, run. You know what? It's called self-care, bitch. It's called self-care. Get the fuck out of there.
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Oh, I love People's. Isn't that darling? Okay. Well, I posted about it, and then they were like, you can't talk about it. So he was like, not me getting kicked out of People's, Raya, everything with my big mouth.
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I love it too. Hot people are at People's.
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I wrote, well, it's coming out, but I wrote Modern Dating for Dummies, like the Dummies book, and it's coming out on August 19th. And a huge part is about the red flags to look out for. Here's the thing. When it comes to red flags, everybody is going to have different shades of red flags. It's up to you to decide what you're willing to accept.
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A lot of bad fucking dates. I was like, if someone's not going to change this, I will. No, I mean, I've lived in the city for 10 years. And I think you grow and evolve. And you're like, hey, like, I want to date with standards. And I want to, like, make new friends. Like, basically, like, I was finding that it was hard to make connection. And genuinely, between the 4 a.m.
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And, of course, there are red flags that are just non-negotiables, right? Right. I think on the beginning scale, like when you're first starting to date, red flags that I immediately will not tolerate. When you're on a date, someone's on their phone. That's just a bigger indicator that they're not going to give you the attention they deserve. Yes, people have work. People, things come up.
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They will articulate that, maybe step away. I understand things happen. But someone that's chronically on their phone when they should be giving you attention. Remember, a first date is the best typically it's going to get. So if they're giving you bullshit.
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So if someone's best self is already shit, that's a sign. So, you know, I think number one thing, red flag, someone's not giving you the proper attention you deserve.
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Number two, excessive talk about previous relationships, entanglements, exes.
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We all have baggage, but check that shit in.
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Like, even if it's from a moa, like, leave that away.
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You made them crazy. You made them crazy.
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I think everybody likes a little crazy. But I do, I feel like what's respectful is like when you go through a breakup, you should both act like you signed NDAs and just leave it in the past.
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It's like if you're still bringing up those points, especially it shows anger if you're calling someone in the past crazy or something. It shows that you're not over it. So that's a red flag in itself. You want someone that's 100% detached from what they had. You can't have two chapters open at the same time. So if you're still thinking about someone else, you can't open this chapter with me.
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Another red flag, I think someone that wants to keep you a secret. When I was first dating, because of my size, I always felt like I was a girl that they would call at 4 a.m. but were never proud enough to bring me out on a date. And that's where Take Me Out really stems from. It's like, you deserve a tablecloth, bitch. You deserve to not be the 4am text.
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And no matter what you look like, I think it goes back again to those narratives we were told that guys only like a certain body type or like a certain look, which is total bullshit. It's beyond bullshit. I've been the smallest and I've been the biggest and I've had guys like me along the way. I used to get shocked. how people would treat me.
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Like, even the, like, messages I'm getting on dating apps that are, like, what's up, like, bitch, like, come over. Like, you know, like, they're saying some crazy stuff. Yeah, yeah. And I'm, like, immediately it's up to me to say that's not what I deserve. Yes. So I feel like a red flag is someone that continuously tries to give you bare minimum and thinks that you'll accept it.
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And it takes a lot of courage and a lot of learning to say, like, I deserve better than that.
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And that's hot. And I love that you can admit that and own that. I think we all need to be up front with what we want. Yeah. You know, if you're not the chill girl, don't try to be chill. Yeah. If you love having casual sex, feel free to do it. Totally. And that's iconic. You can never fuck your way into making someone love you more.
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And that's a lesson that nobody tells you.
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We need to teach this at school. Yeah, welcome to dating what I want. But it's so true because, again, I used to think, like, if I sleep with this guy, he's going to like me more. If I give him more attention, he's going to want me more. But you'll never make someone want you more by doing more. Right, right.
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I always say, like, a lot of times, we all do this, you kind of check, you always check, like, what someone is going to relate to you. When you're dating, you already kind of categorize what they'll be to you, I think, a lot of times off the jump. It's like, could this be serious?
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What are you doing text and, like, the bar was in hell. And I'm like, why don't I just create a concept where it's so easy? Just show up as yourself. There's no, like, who pays the bill or any of those, like, insecurities that come up. Let's put a table in the middle of the street and see if people connect.
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We all do that. It's like, okay, you want someone that has a career and that wants a family, but you meet a guy that's 25 working in a bar, has a roster. You're making a decision. Is this going to be someone I want long term with or do I want to get laid tonight?
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what's important is to own what you want and allow yourself to change what you want to totally last red flag oh my god i hate the comedy special roaster if a guy is putting you down and calling that a joke it's not fucking funny he's like oh wow like you look like crazy today haha it's not fucking funny no that's not fucking like it's not funny that you're wearing the same patagonia vest every damn day and acting like your personality is the wolf of wall street help
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I think the main thing, especially with building your confidence, both with dating and platonic friendships, never let someone put you down and call that funny.
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You know, I've been bullied as a kid. I grew the fuck up. I pulled myself out of the batty bootstraps. And I am never going to let someone talk to me like that. No, no. And I think it's easy when people have done those things and it is confusing because you're like, do they hate me? But like they're laughing, they're smiling, but they're insulting me.
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But it takes like, again, being like, anyone that truly loves you will not make you question if they love you.
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Yeah, what are your red flags?
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And that's why I was saying silly girl spring, the rules for me are like Aperol spritzes, romanticizing your friendships.
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And like men come and go, but they're just like the little sprinkle on top.
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Go build a fire.
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Is that like, because I feel like I consistently either want like a Channing Tatum or like a Noodle Boy, like with tattoos. Oh, really?
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I know they're called Noodle Boys. We love a Timothee Chalamaglou.
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We love him. We love him. I'm happy for him and Kylie. I just want a Walmart version of him, though. Like, anyone in New York, like, just give me, like, a little thing with the shadow of a glue.
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One time I called him that on accident. I didn't know. And then now I just.
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Like, I still can't say charcuterie. I, like, have to say charcuterie.
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Give me that charcuterie for it.
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That's intelligence. And that is a woman I love.
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We, like, no, I feel like we've now, like, the bar in dating has gotten so low that we're, like, trying to justify, like, shit men. We're, like, oh, he's medium ugly, like, kind of cute. Like, he's rat chic. Of, like, these adjectives.
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Meets like How to Be Single. Yeah. No, I love those comparisons. I mean I think the main thing is like I definitely struggled with confidence about putting myself out there and I think before – TikTok, giving advice and all that, you only heard certain narratives that if you don't look a certain way, if you don't lose your whole fucking personality and you're boring, guys aren't gonna like you.
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And, like, no, I do love, like, an Adam Driver, like, not the, like, necessarily, like, stupid. Like, honestly, a man with, like, a chiseled eyebrow that's, like, really, really attractive. I don't know. It's, like, too attractive. Yeah, yeah. I'm, like, I want you to look like you've been, like, beat up. Yeah. Or you could get, you'd probably get beat up a lot.
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Yeah, I want you to look one bad decision away from an IV bag.
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Like, no, like, I loved the Twilight era. Like, Edward Cullen. Oh, yes, again.
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Well, there's two people I'd, like, shoot my shot with. Who? Leonardo DiCaprio, but by that time I was already 26, so. You're too old?
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There's no shot. He was so cool. He seems cool.
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But then he loves the planet too. Like that's hot. What I love is a man that doesn't give a fuck and then really gives a fuck.
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I got to interview Andrew Garfield, which was— Is he cute?
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He is so lovely and nice.
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He's so tall and so cute.
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He's cute. But I have a problem. Like, I only—I don't, like, really date domestically. Like, I love—I love dating a man, like, when I'm on vacation. You got that passport, pussy? Okay.
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You know what? You got to write a book somehow. But, I mean, I think what I love about what we're saying is, like, you can date and have fun in whatever way empowers you. You know what I mean? I mean, I've been dating in New York for 10 years. I feel like I've dated most in Manhattan. And I've had so many romantic moments to where I, like, have learned so much. And, like, now I did.
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I took a break. I really got into my wellness. And then... Now I'm like feeling like my baddie like de-thawing for the streets. Like I'm ready to flirt. But a big thing, you got to take a break sometimes.
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You do have to take a break.
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And my whole ethos is like, fuck if they like you, you want them to like the real you. So I feel like with street arts and with Take Me Out, I'm putting myself out there and showing like, hey, you get rejected, but like you can't lose what you don't already have. Like you got to shoot your shot and see what happens.
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You know why I really hope not? Because I'm really too deep in my Pilates princess era. I cannot be distracted.
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I'm writing a book on dating. I don't want to date right now. Well, I mean, I feel like what's cool is I am putting myself out there, but I don't necessarily have expectations of what I want right now. Because I've been in serious relationships. And I think, to your point...
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Literally, the hottest and most amazing thing you can do, rather than raw-dogging a flight, you have to raw-dog life and be like, I can be alone. I think a lot of people date out of desperation rather than desire. I think a lot of people get married out of desperation. Oh, yeah, because you're so scared of your own fucking shadow. But you're so amazing.
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Once you start to learn, my company is great. I have great friends. I'm working. I'm doing things that make me happy. You no longer are needing someone to fill your cup. I hate when people say, true love is someone that completes you. No, bitch, this draft is written.
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You're unleashing the beast in me. I'm like, oh my God.
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So it's almost a test for me to grow, too, because it's so easy to be like, oh, my God, guys suck. There's no one out there. Like I'll never meet anyone. But that's like a self-fulfilling prophecy. So when I felt like I was like not meeting anyone and I felt like discouraged, I was like, let me just try. And it's hot to try.
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No, but that just shows once you give yourself everything, then you can meet someone that's going to share it and add value to it. Because if they're not making your world bigger, they're making it smaller. If they're not adding, they're taking like I feel like I always view it as like an ATM. You want direct deposits, not someone withdrawing your energy.
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And I feel like I'm curious what you think about this, too, because when I first started my business, like I was a hostess just five years ago at Soho House. Like I had no money. I was I was very confused about my life and my direction. And I would date these men that I was so impressed by. And that was really interesting to then now, like, five years later, I own my own business.
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I'm financially stable. I built it from the ground up. And I'm protective of the hard work that I've put in to myself and to, like, all the things around me. So I think what's interesting, what I'm going through right now, and I think there's always chapters of your dating life. And for me, it's like... You are so happy and proud of the life you built.
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And you also still need to push yourself to not get too comfortable with just the life you built. Because I do want love. I really want love. And I'm so open to it. But I'm willing to wait for the right thing, whether it's two years or 50. Because that feeling of getting stuck is probably the most painful feeling when you feel like things can't change. And at least when you're single, there's hope.
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I had to block my ex from the building. Yeah. I, like, literally, I brought down a picture. I was like, if you see this man, do not let him in.
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If there's no ring, they're not getting on the grid.
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I'm going to officiate the wedding.
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I feel like ghosting is a universe. It's been around since like the prehistoric times.
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Oh, yeah. Like, so if someone was like, I love you so much, you wouldn't be able to be like,
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But it's a real pressure. It's a real pressure.
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No. Well, actually, yes. Yes. We were drunk. And the next morning I was like, did you mean that? New York is filled with love bombing where it's like you meet someone out. You have like a romantic 48 hours. You're like, I'm going to take you to the Hamptons. I'm going to buy you a house.
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This man doesn't know your name. This man doesn't even, like he barely knows it. Right, right. He doesn't know your middle name.
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this man doesn't know your middle name this man doesn't know anything about you like I remember especially being a hopeless romantic I ended up in hopeless situations because I I was like this is the love of my life I'm like I met him at Casablanca at 4am and we haven't we haven't like I would get in these like I remember one time I met this musician and I met him on a dating app and I like left college for two weeks and I just toured with him because I was like this is the love of my life and then he's like I have to go back to Australia and I'm like I'll go with you
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And I almost dropped out of college for a man. Thank God I didn't do that. Never drop out of college for a man.
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Oh, my God. We're so crazy.
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Fall in love fast, fall out of it faster.
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No, I'm ready. Are you going to be out there?
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I mean, I am going to Paris in June.
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I love everybody. Oh, my God, one time I met this guy. I was at a work trip in London. It was actually the dating summit, and I was like, oh, my God, I wonder if I'd go on a date. So then I went to the countryside of London, and I met a man.
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Hey! Like I said, I love experiencing the culture. I need a tour guide. And I just, there's nothing more romantic. I think my parents are divorced. I never saw love firsthand since I was six months old. Seen a lot of different types of love, but I never saw romantic love. So I,
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always always watched reality tv i always watched rom-coms like i was like that's honestly why i got so fucked up in the early 20s because i was trying to make my life a rom-com and that's what led to me now making all this content really real yes because for the girl they do not put they should put a warning label this isn't real you're not gonna meet the love of your life at a grocery store and then make out in the rain and then live up happily ever after i totally believe
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I still want the rom-com. I'm not going to lie.
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Oh, my God. I tend to date, like, the Disney gnomes, like the Grinch. The Grinch. Is that a Disney? Yeah. I love a Grinch little man. Steal my Christmas tree, bitch.
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All the dating terms. We have bread crumbing, which means they give you just a little bit to hang on. But, like, you don't want just a little crumb. You want the baguette. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay? You want that sourdough and a man with dough. Love bombing, it's when someone is promising you the future so they can make you fall in love with a dream so you don't realize they're a nightmare.
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And then you have someone that's just like the orbiting where they'll be around, they won't text you back but they'll like all your stories and DM you but you're asking for a real plan and they won't do that. I feel like—I love mom and bread crumbing. I mean, I feel like—this is not a word. It's a lifestyle. Situationships.
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I feel like situationship is actually a sad term, and I want to change situationship to flings. Because flings feel like we're both flinging. We're mutually agreeing that, like, this might not be forever. Yes. Like a spring fling. I want a spring fling. I'm actually on the market for a spring fling. I don't want a boyfriend. I don't want a husband. Okay.
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No, I mean, I think what's interesting is that, yes, of course, it's entertaining to watch. But what we try to do, it's easy to make dating shows mean. Like you can make it clickbaity.
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I want a spring fling that I can smooch with in a nice little dark temple bar. Oh, my God. I love that. Yeah. But I think, like, situationship means one person definitely wants more and one person isn't ready to commit. Yes. And then... Riz is just like, you have confidence, you're flirting. I think Pete Davidson, it used to be big dick energy, now it's Riz.
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This used to be a case study, but that's the thing. They were like, oh, he's medium ugly. I'm like, no, he's hot. But I saw this TikTok video. about how sometimes men get elevated by the women they date. So when he dated Ariana Grande, he then became the most desirable man.
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All I want is for people to find love while loving themselves. I want people, no matter who you love, to understand that you have value and to not put up with shit and to stand up for yourself and know that you deserve everything. For myself, I want you to get my book, Modern Dating for Dummies, out August 19th, where it has a lot of these things. But I really do think
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All of us together should collectively live in the mess that is dating. Don't try to be perfect. Just try to be you. And you might not sell out Madison Square Garden of dick, but you just need one. You just need one person to like you for you. So don't put on a PR version of yourself to get the wrong people to like you. I want people to have fun while dating. I want people to stop stressing.
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You can make it like, oh, you're just not my type because you don't look – but it's always been my, like, purpose when making all of this to say, hey, let's, like, make a friendship. Let's make a connection. Like, even if it doesn't work, it doesn't mean y'all suck. It just means y'all don't work together. Right. You know, compatibility – is a lot different than, you know, being bad on your own.
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This is not the LSAT. Just literally put yourself out there. See what happens. If people don't like you, they just don't have good taste. So I want everyone to have a Silly Girl Spring, shake some ass, flirt a lot, and have fun.
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No, we have to hang. Yes, yes, yes.
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We were ready for the streets. Silly Girl Spring is right now.
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Some things just don't mix. So I always love to keep it as positive as possible. Like, on the new Take Me Out, I wanted to evolve it even more.
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It's a different format. No, it's a new format. And it's, at the end, the producers, they bring us separately. So they do a confessional saying if they like me. And then I do a confessional and say if I like them. And I still haven't seen the edits yet. So, like, I don't find out what they say until we post it.
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No, I think it's really interesting. I think putting yourself out there in confidence is a muscle. Of course, these are extreme things, like going on a date on camera. But what I've learned, and especially matchmaking on Street Hearts, is there's so many amazing people out there. And when you put yourself out there and have an open mind,
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Saying like, I can't guarantee where this will go, but I know that I'm putting myself out there and that's what's important. Changes your whole dating experience.
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No, but the main thing. I know. Where were you? Where were you for me?
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I mean, Ben Affleck. Did y'all match? Yeah.
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No comment. I wish I did. But I made a video about it like in the middle of the pandemic. And you know the rule with right, you're not allowed to talk about it. And it got like 10 mil or something like that. So the next day they were like, we reviewed your behavior.
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I was yapping too hard.
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Yeah. I mean, look, I think the main thing that like it gets me into trouble sometimes is like I'm always going to share my experience about things. And I think that transparency and the mess of it helps all of us feel like we're not alone. Because it's like I think I don't know if you felt this, but like the older matchmaking shows and all that, it made you feel like you were the problem.
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Oh, like a millionaire will never like you if you're not a size two. You know, or like someone, a high quality person won't like you if you don't look like this, if you don't behave.
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Next Bus. Next Bus. AKA my favorite show of all fucking time. Wild.
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No, I need the TIFF bus.
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No, I mean, I think there's something real to honesty, and I love that. I don't think we should hide how we feel, but I think there's better ways to articulate it and also lead from a place of compassion rather than just anger. Agreed, agreed. when you're dating, you can't control how other people are gonna treat you, but you can control how you respond to it.
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No, I love that. And I agree with you completely where it's, like, we need to have a Silly Girl Spring, number one. It's a Silly Girl Spring.
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Silly Girl Spring. Silly Girl Spring.
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But I think you're saying such a big, I think of like Carrie Bradshaw when it was her birthday. She's like, I feel so alone. And I'm like, yeah, if you're single, you have to accept that you will be lonely. But is it worth sacrificing everything for the wrong person and feeling lonely all the time?
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So it's either being lonely, occasional holidays or being lonely all the fucking time because you're with someone you don't actually like. But I think. What is really interesting about what you said is that a lot of times, especially in our early 20s, we're dating from a place of needing validation rather than from what we actually want. Yes.
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So you're chasing the person or the goal, and you don't even know what you want. You're not even focused on if you like them because you're so focused if they even want you. Yes. So when you level up and you're like, hey, I am desirable. Someone would 100% want to date me. I was the biggest insecure baddie for all my life, and it's still something I work on. Yeah.
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Once you start to date yourself and know what you deserve, even if you don't always believe it, but you have the discipline to act on it, you then can attract someone that sees your value, but you accept it. Because I also like the nice guy effect. You know when you date someone that's actually treating you nice and you're like, wait, what the fuck? Why is he weird?
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Yeah, he's a psycho. He's nice to me. He wants to take me to dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's funny. You have to evolve yourself. You have to retrain your brain.
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Toxicity is comfortable if it's all you've known. Exactly. So it's scary to take a shot on something that is new, even if it is what's good for you.
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It's all the same. A baddie's a baddie no matter what generation.
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No, it's crazy. I'm so used to dating. I have always dated maybe 10 years older. I love a 35. I'm 28 now. I always thought the older, the wiser.
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They're single for a reason sometimes, though.
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Okay, just for silly good times around. Fire hot guys or what do we do?
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On a date. Okay, I'll do a mix. Date and fun, yeah. Okay. So, I'm always at Jeans. I love Jeans because it's like dinner on top and then shaking ass downstairs. And there's just hot guys there. Love Jeans.
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Jeans is a vibe. That's a universal vibe.
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Yes, absolutely. I love going to Jack's on Bond, too. Great date spot. But if your date is bad, you can just go to the pool table and meet a single guy. Yes. So that also works.
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Yeah, he's cute.
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It's his bar. I met his brother at a party. He has a younger brother. Does he look like him? Looks just like him. I think I actually went up to him and was like, hey, are you Cousin Greg? What did he say? He was like, no, but my brother is a guy. He's like, no, I'm Brother Greg. It was like a Halloween party. I think he was dressed as a carrot or something. I can't remember. That's hot.
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Okay, Jeans Jacks. I love a cheeky piano bar. So I love the Nines, Biddlemans, Classic.
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See, this is the thing. I feel like good taste is ageless. Amen. You know what I mean? I do – I go – like, if I'm with the girlies and I want to just do, like, a little dive moment, Old Mates has, like, all these, like, hot Australian men in tie-dye.
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I love Aussies.
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There's a lot running around New York.
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They're cute. And then just, like – I love pasties for, like, a date. Class.
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Oh, my God. I'm trying to think, like, there's so many. I love the Chelsea Hotel. I love going there.
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I love a place with, like, rich history.
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Welcome to New York, sweetheart. I just love the ambiance.
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Because I applied. They wouldn't let me in.
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Tight Fives and Red Flags: Dating in NYC With Jared Freid
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Everyone's trying to eat, sleep, drink, and fuck. Specifically in that order.
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Drink and fuck, amen. Right?
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How to Manifest Everything You Want in Life with Serena Kerrigan
This episode of Please See Below is presented to you by Amazon. Amazon has everything for every party. Let's say your daughter wants a birthday party, but she doesn't just want any party. She wants a tea party. Nah, scratch that. A princess tea party. Wait, a princess T-Rex party? Honestly, I have a few questions. But you, you have Amazon.
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I sew mine in. I can't be bothered. They're just so in my head. But Serena, you obviously know her because she's everywhere. She's a dating, love, and sex expert. Expert. Expert. Wow. Expert at this. Is that something you're proud of, to be a sex expert? I'm sure your parents are proud.
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You're saying it to the girl in the mirror. You're saying it to the girl in the mirror. And that's very, like, that's, like, the difference between, like, what, the id, the ego, and super ego. So you're speaking to, yeah, because sometimes I think it's hard for people to say, like, I am this, I am that.
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And you can say it, but you don't believe it because you're, like, all the voices in your head are like, well, it's not in front of me. It's not how I feel. It's not how I look. But if you're talking to yourself, you're a genius. Like, it's your friend. Then you're using second person language. Yeah, and then it's easier to adapt.
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Because you know it's true because you're saying it with the vindiction that you would say it to a friend. There you fucking go.
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How to Manifest Everything You Want in Life with Serena Kerrigan
How many times do you say fucking a day? Like a lot. Is that okay? We should count. I like it. No, I know. Yeah. But you say it so fucking cute. Just add fuck into everything. So take me to the pandemic then. So you're coaching 150 women. You're dragging people into the bathroom. You're having like starting fight clubs in the bathroom but of confidence. What – take me then to the dating series.
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Would you share the screen?
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It was crazy. You and Z-Way got really big during pandemic for like doing.
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Yeah, never.
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How to Manifest Everything You Want in Life with Serena Kerrigan
Yeah.
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Penis and practice. I actually don't. One thing I will hand on her. I do not Google people before I go on a date with them. Very smart. I don't. I also like I don't need to because I probably it's like I met them at like a social place. Right. I ask friends who know them. And I ask about them. I get opinions. But I don't Google or do the social thing.
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I don't want to know because I have found that most of the time I get in it by something. Of course you do. And then once I – I'm like a little crackhead when I stalk and I can't stop. And I will like be knee deep up in like your 2012 picture. Who did you date in junior high? And then I have to spend an entire date pretending like I don't know everything and I'm such a bad liar. Correct.
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Okay. But Serena is a dating, love, and sex expert whose entrepreneurial streak has helped tens of thousands of people, if not millions, conquer dating and become the most best, confident versions of themselves. You really do. I knew you and you inspired me, obviously, because of your love story. I just knew you as a person on the internet who had that story.
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So I'm like –
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I mean, like, that's the reason why, too. Because straight dudes have, like, they post the worst pictures of themselves.
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And you have to scroll and find the one. And then it's 2015. You're like, well, this is, like, most of what he looks like. This picture is 10 years old. I'm like, yeah, but see how he looks cute there? He's cute in real life. That's why I'm showing you this picture. He doesn't look like this now. He looks way different and way older. But he looks cute there. And I promise you, he looks cute now.
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It's hard. Do you go back and watch any of those episodes? Have you?
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OK, compare the support that you got during the pandemic and the dating series versus I feel like now so many people know your love story. What do you get support now for your relationship? Or I saw some effing like troll thing and someone was like, I can't believe made a comment about the six year difference.
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I was like, oh, my God. You're not like Bill Belichick. Like, get out of here.
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People are like, oh, it's a perfect. Do you know what I mean? They have 38 to 32 or something. Like, that's half of my friends. Like, six years is like actually the perfect. Like, they'll think people think that that's the perfect when it's a guy and a girl. So it doesn't make any sense to me. Also, sidebar, I changed on Raya my age. dating profile from, because I was thinking the same thing.
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I was like, okay, well now that I'm 39, obviously then I go 39, not a year younger, but always up. So I was going, I was getting 39 to 52. And I was like, oh, well that makes, that's cute because then the guys, I'll be like 12 years younger than the guy and I'm like the hot young thing and he's like 50 and probably really successful. I had this genius idea like six months ago.
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She wants to come and play in my glam room. She's a fan. But he's like, W-I-D. And I was like, oh my God. So I changed. I was like, these old guys are weird. I changed my, and right now my, I'm 39 and I do 28 to 38. When I tell you these boys, oh my God.
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Because I remember seeing a clip of you on TikTok and being like, she met her boyfriend on a pod. And I remember watching it and loving it. And then when I met you at Wes and Paul's, I was like, oh my God, it's you. Oh my gosh.
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They are so emotionally available. They'll text me on a Tuesday afternoon. Like, hi, can I book you for Friday? I went and saw three different... One guy went and saw the restaurant. He's like, I just wanted to make sure that it would be good for us. It was like some West Village new restaurant. He's like, I went and saw that new place in West Village, but here's two others.
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Just want to check, do you have any dietary restrictions? Okay, I'm going to send you an Uber. Text me on Wednesday, just checking in that we're still good for such and such. Thursday, can't wait. I just want to say I'm really excited to... And I'm like, and of course then I get, I'm like, this guy's psycho. He's going to kill me. I'm going to end up in the Hudson River. No, that's normal.
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That's a bare minimum. They're also so impressed with me. They think I'm so successful. I'm like, is this how the guys feel that I date? Like, because I'm like... you know, like, wow, you can do it all. They're very, they're very impressed. They're very sweet. And I'm like, I got it. I think I like, and I don't know, I feel young at heart.
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So I don't really notice the difference, but they're crazy emotionally available. I'm sorry. It's different. 52 to 28. I don't know what happened, but there's definitely guys in their fifties, forties, thirties, and then late twenties. It's a different generation. But then is this why Bill Belichick's dating? Because guys say this about us.
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Is this why my best guy friends are 42 dating 23-year-olds? And they're like, come on.
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Yeah, they're so cute and they have manners. They're very traditional. It's like Bridgerton shit. Oh, what was dating in New York City like for you pre-pandemic?
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Yeah, that's because I have matches in my pocket and gasoline. Yeah. I light it up and then I light it on fire. Obsessed with that. No, but okay, we'll get into, I want to really dive deep into love, but just to kick off, the reason why I started a podcast is because I'm trying to get laid.
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I talk about exes, and most of the time I don't use their names unless the ones that I know. I'm friends with basically all my, like, 98% of them. But, like, they're not married. The ones that aren't married, I'll use their names. Or if they're not in a relationship, so I know. And they know they don't care. But for the most part, I never talk about currently if I'm seeing someone. Right. Never.
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No. Yeah. But, like, if you become an ex, good luck, Chuck. Sorry.
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How to Manifest Everything You Want in Life with Serena Kerrigan
That was literally one of my next questions for you, what you just got on. I was going to ask you, at what point did you realize Let's Fucking Date was not only successful, but it was profitable? When did that switch happen? So you definitely realized with your boyfriend that you wanted to protect it, that you didn't want to use it as material or something like that.
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But when did you realize that it could be, this is successful, this could be wildly, wildly profitable, and I want to branch out and do more?
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Wait, what card game? You mean this card game? Let's Go Fuck, available on letsgofuck.com.
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Okay. No, but finding, like, that's the ultimate goal, finding love.
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Aww.
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I would be chicken noodle because I taste like home.
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Do you have one for masturbating with friends?
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Can you mix the cards up?
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And then for orgies, you mix all the cards.
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Yes. Oh, wow. I didn't realize that that was. Oh, my God. Yes, it's incredible. This is, like, the best love. This is, like, the best thing ever.
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We'll leave it at that.
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You pick one. Oh, wait. Yeah, okay. Wait. Okay. What's your favorite song to fuck to?
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I like old soulful stuff.
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Like Clarence Carter, like Al Green.
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New York. New York. It's hot. It's really nice. Actually, I think you should try that tonight. I'm going to. You should just put on Frank and be like, go with it, sweetheart. Okay, wait. I want to do two more. Okay. I like this game. This is genius. These cards are really high quality, too. I love high quality playing cards. It's so good for a good coffee table.
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From tea sets to tiaras to apparently toddler-sized T-Rex costumes, shop everything for every party on Amazon.
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When am I the most me? When am I the most me? I think when I'm able to be a nerd. There's always gonna be crude jokes and sex jokes and stuff, but when I'm very, like today, wearing sneakers and hanging out, I like to hang out, and I like to be raunchy, but I like to be really silly. I think riding a bike, In sneakers. Bark. Just, like, hanging out. I'm obsessed with this answer. Yeah.
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I like to be a nerd on a bike, in sneakers. Okay, you. Yeah. Just, like, being comfortable and, like, really dumb. Like, I think I'm, like, inside I'm, like, a nine-year-old boy. And, like, who, like, just got a boner. You had to make it sexual. Yeah. See? I can't. I don't know what's wrong with my mind. Oh, you pick one for yourself. Okay. Sorry. What's your non-sexual turn on? Gray sweatpants.
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That's so sexual. Gray sweatpants. We can sing their ding dong. I love gray sweatpants. It's gray sweatpants season. Happy gray sweatpants season.
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Yeah.
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You can't do a backwards hat, though, all the time. I love a guy in a hat. I wear a hat, but I love a guy in a hat. Love a guy. I love a guy in a hat. Well, maybe not like a fedora, but. No, no, no. No, no, no. I love a hat. I'm obsessed with these. Okay, so I'm going to take these home so I can get laid and get pregnant.
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Hey, guys, I'm here. Hey.
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Don't forget, it's you in a crown. It's so perfect. I love it. Okay, so you have all the card games. You have all the social. You have all the success. You have the shows. And then you're like, you know what? I need to do more. You go and get yourself a fucking TV deal and a book deal. Like, why can't you just stop? What's wrong with you? How much Adderall are you on?
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I already asked Felix. He said it's fine. Okay. Yeah, we're good with it. Okay, wait, really just dabble a little bit in it. So you knew one in, you didn't know?
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Why are you trying to make all this look bad? I take, like, 10 milligrams a day. That's, like, not that much. Okay.
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the cookie crumbles right but your parents grow wait I love also your relationship with your mom it's the cutest thing in the entire world like you're one of your Instagram poster I was like a year ago made me cry I like sat there and read it and reread it if something good happened to you and you're like just you attributed so much of it to your mom and your relationship with your mom and this how supportive she's been with you over the years it's just like for sure beautiful yeah I was really lucky to have a great relationship with my friends I'm an only child so I was all I explained so much wait what were you weren't your birthday
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You're, oh my gosh.
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You're like, oh, I'm the first. Yes, honey. That's what that's called.
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And an only child? That explains everything. Everything. Like book clothes. I know exactly who you are, what you're about, what you like, what you don't like. Yeah.
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I'm like, I've been having an awesome time for like a decade. Like, I am having fun.
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But I do have a lot of fun in New York.
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It is fun and I'm sure too of what you're describing. You're making it, again, not like you said, like here's how to flirt. Here's how to craft like the best text ever to get him to reply. It's more just like... have fun and be yourself and know that you're the prize.
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And I think that's probably what the married, I hope I'm trying to get her off the hook, but I hope that that's what the married publisher is referring to. Like, as you're explaining it, I didn't hear like, Oh, she's going to teach me how to date. I know how to ducky. I know how to flirt, but like, I, I think I could use even what you're saying, which is like,
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Just remember and have more fun and just kind of like – And trust that it's going to work out for you. And trust that it's going to work out. That's the only part I'm not doing. I'm having fun. I'm having too much fun because I'm like, it's not going to work out.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh my god, book. It's not coming out for a while, but books take forever. I'm doing one too. Yo, forever. I got a ghostwriter though. I wrote half of it. I did it. I started doing the word count check and shit like I did in college and essays. I was like, okay, you know what? I love ChatGPT too much. I'm like, don't do it.
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That's what she does with me. We have sessions We have two sessions a week and I just like three hours then she transcribes But how she brings it back to me is like I'm like, oh my god, you're the voice in my head. Like yeah, it's really cute Okay, so book and then TV show. Yes. Yeah hotter wiser older older hotter wiser, whatever It's awesome Whatever way, whatever way you want to cut it.
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It's so sick. What is it? May 19th. Yeah. It comes out on Peacock. It's streaming on Peacock. Hate, hate. Network sister. This is fucking incredible. It's nuts. So I watch a screener and it's so cute. I felt like, so you know how many times I've went and rewatched Sex and the City or Gossip where I just rewatched Girls and can I just tell everyone, Girls is the best show that ever existed.
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I cried, I laughed, I felt like, it took me back to when I first watched it and I loved who I was and being 20-something in New York and hopeful and whatnot. When I started watching yours I felt the same way. It felt really good. No, Bunny, it's really good. And then I was also just really proud of you from knowing and being friends with you. You can act? I didn't know you could fucking act.
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When I heard you were doing a series, I was like, that's so cute. And I was like, oh, she's just producing or writing, right? And then everyone's like, oh, she's starring and acting. I was like, here we go, Serena. You've done so well with everything. At some point, you're going to crash out and fuck up. Oh, for sure. Yeah, and I was like, oh, this way. No, you are... Like, it's not easy to act.
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It's very, like, it's not even, it's an art, you know?
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Yeah, to be a thespian, lesbian, whatever. But you fucking crushed it. Like, crush it.
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How does it feel to do finally do what you've always wanted to do?
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It's impossible. It's literally impossible.
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Yeah, the right moment. It's always working out for you. It's always the right time, the right moment. It's exactly how it never too late, never too early. It's always exactly where it happens to you when it should.
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horrible perfect you're hired I'll be like looking and they're wrong I'll make you like the barista or something the uber driver yeah yeah he's like he's like nipple kind of pause like hey guys who wants to go for a ride like I'll just do one just a small cameo you're hired thank you oh my god um can you say anything about the movie um No. No, you can't.
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I can't because some bitch is going to steal my idea. Yeah, yeah.
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Things take a lot of time. And I feel like also you have to – it takes less – I've done this my whole life. Even when I was working in PR marketing, I like – I would do interior decorating on the side. I decorated two houses in Hancock Park in L.A., and then I became a yoga teacher. People are like, why? I'm like, I don't know. I'm like a Pilates mat teacher. Oh, damn. Yeah, I don't do it.
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I did it because literally I was manifesting my future husband, and I was like, my future husband, I was writing down all the things I want. I was like, he's totally going to be the kind of guy that's going to be like, My wife's a Pilates teacher. I just wanted him to be able to say it. So, like, all his, like, golf buddies think his wife's super flexible. That's literally why I did it. Perfect.
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For real.
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That's it. What a great skill. Yeah. We can do a little math class later. So, I always have done a lot of different things. And I think it, like, helps me, even if I'm not... It doesn't matter if I'm happy or not happy. Like... A, I have to always be doing a bunch of different things. It's just my ADHD.
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But also, it's good to, like... I think it takes less pressure, again, if things are going good or bad. Less pressure off the things that I do want or am doing. I can't even tell you, like, you know, if I get in a fight with, like...
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like my developers or something like that and then I'm like whatever like it's I feel good to come to this you know like the pod you know if I'm like oh my gosh I have to do another pod episode I'm like anxious I'm like what if I like I'm gonna not read my cards or I'm not prepared enough or that sort of thing then it's like okay but I feel really confident and happy I get confidence from other stuff that I'm doing fully
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Like, it's – yeah, it's the weirdest thing. I can't – but it helps me do each one better.
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Okay, wait. I do have a game for us. Great. It's a funny game. And I'm so excited for your... You've already given me so much advice. Do you realize, too, every time that you look at me, you're like... And you want to read me the riot act about dating.
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Because every time you give me advice, you're like, well... And, too, like, you're looking at me like a mom that's, like, a mother that's, like, her daughter hasn't gotten married yet. And you're like, well... You know what you should know about dating is that you're like you want to you vibe like you want to get something out. Like you want to tell me like.
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I don't know if I'm digesting it, but I do believe it. Okay.
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Because you say it very intense. Like, you speak to people's soul.
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Yeah. There's such a thing as speaking out. People are through them. You're one of the throughsies. You speak through people. Yeah, yeah. Like, it just goes right through me. Whoa. Just like Chipotle. Sponsored next month. Oh, I'm not sure I like that. We're going to play a game in honor of Serena, and it's going to be called Let's Fucking Not or Let's Fucking Date. Okay?
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So I'm going to go through some famous bachelors, and Serena's going to decide if I should fucking date them or not. Okay. So we actually asked ChatGPT what the most eligible bachelors are, and this is the list that they came up with. So just go with it. Ready? First one first. Give your honest opinion, gut reaction. Leonardo DiCaprio. No. What? Respectfully? You went young enough.
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Did you date Leo? No. I don't know. I like that picture of him running around with the squirt gun with his belly out. I was like, he's kind of cute. Oh, yeah. I like people with children at heart. Okay, fine. No Leo. My heart will go on. Drake. ChatGPT said, rapper, very public dating life, never married.
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Yeah.
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I'd call him Aubrey, too. That's odd. Next, Chris Evans. Though reportedly in a relationship recently, he remains unmarried. He's not for me. Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not into Captain America. I'm a patriot, but I don't want to take it that far. Timothee Chalamet. Chachibiti, actor, young, rising star, and not publicly committed. Does Chachibiti know something that we don't know?
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I think he might be taken, too, by a hottie. So, yeah. I'll do it all. I'm not sure. I'll have to take it. Tom Cruise. Like, I'm going to let you answer that one. Tom Cruise, divorced three times, but currently unmarried and often viewed as a serial bachelor. I mean, isn't... I don't know, are you a Scientologist? No, no, I'm not into that shit. Okay, then no.
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I think it's been made known publicly that I don't like Scientologists. Okay, cool. So I think it's going to be a no. That's a hard no. Here's the thing. I like that he's adventurous, as am I, and he's a risk taker. I really liked him in the Paris opening ceremony. We're not aligned. When he got on the motorcycle and got on the thing. Oh, I hated that. I was like, fuck yeah, America.
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I was like, yeah. Olympics is coming out of LA. That was slightly cool in that moment. He's a little short for me. He's a short king. And he's a Scientologist. And he's a Scientologist. But also, maybe I would want to marry him because the amount of stunts that he does, there's got to be a really good life in turn. So I'll see. Why don't we go younger? Younger?
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You guys could cut the Ted shit.
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ChatGPT, I just asked them for the most famous bachelors. I should have asked them for younger. Here's a younger one. Okay. Zac Efron. Actor, publicly single, never married. I'm feeling a lot of that.
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That's funny. Isaac Newton, renowned physicist and mathematician, never married. I'm sorry. Is he dead? Does it matter? Should I date him? I'm sorry. It's like digging the grave. Shitting with my boyfriend. That's the question. I like this more for you. This is my favorite one. First of all, Sir Isaac Noon. That's important. Smarty Pants. I love scientists, physicists.
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You said you feel the most you when you're a nerd. When I'm a nerd. Also, he loves apples. Oh. Okay. There we go. Popeye is also on this. Although romantically involved with olive oil, they were never officially married. Look, olive oil is my girl. I'm not going to steal her man. I think Isaac's for you, babe. Okay. They also have James Bond and Bugs Bunny.
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I think now I would want to maybe do... You know what I like? I like the guy that lives in the trash can on Sesame Street. Oh, Mr. Grouch? Yeah. That's so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'm like, well, I feel like he'd tell me what to do. Like, take out the trash. Yeah. But he isn't.
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in the trash oh wait I thought of the thing oh I wanted to ask you a question um I was gonna say I I know you have your questions and I love these and I feel like I like to on every episode I like to ask one intense question that like makes Spotify nervous so my spicy question for you is what is the craziest thing that you and your boyfriend have tried Be honest. I can't do that. No?
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Does it start with an A and end in now? No comment. Thanks for coming on the pod.
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Do you love A and that ends with L? I have not experienced it fully. Oh, really? So I have this thing where I'm saving it for marriage. Oh, really? I want one. Oh. First of all, I'm a romantic. Okay. I'm a traditional girly. Okay. And I just want one dude to walk face to the earth and be like, I plugged her. Right. Just one. All outlets. Yeah. I feel like that's going to be like a big thing.
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On your wedding night. Yeah. On my wedding night. It's romantic. I love you. Consummating a marriage. There's been like tongues or fingers and stuff, but never- Not a full D. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. It feels like you're- Taking a shit. Oh, really? Yeah. My wedding night's going to be so romantic. So fun. I love that for you.
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It's a great way for a couple to get close. Don't wear white.
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Because it's love.
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On that note, bye.
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No, he, like, I don't think, I don't know. He was just being a good guy. Right. Isn't it funny that when good guys are good guys, we're like, are you trying to slip it in? They're like, no, I'm just a nice person. They're like, what do you want from me?
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That is crazy.
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That is crazy. But you manifested it.
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And you do the work, it happens. Yeah, you can't just sit there and wish upon a star and write it down and make a bunch of vision boards. I feel like, for me, I've manifested everything that I want. I'm able to do it with anything, work, life. It's like a joke to me. I'm like, watch me go win this or watch me go do this.
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And I'm like, oh, I know everything's going to work out. Right. I literally can do it, but not with love.
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Yeah, because I'm probably not because this is my thought process with love.
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I just think also manifestation is about like, people ask me, I don't write things down. I don't have a board. I'm just like, my manifestation technique is just like, delusional asshole-ness. I'm like, no, of course, of course I'm going to have that. So is that with your love life? It's just, like, guaranteed to me.
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Like, there's no doubt in my mind that, like, I drive past, like, townhouses in the countryside. I'm like, oh, that would be, like, five years, six years. Like, everything I currently had, I wanted five years, seven years, ten years ago.
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Yeah.
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That's a reverse way to think about it. Like you're not that special where it's like not going to happen to you.
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You're not going to be the one person that didn't figure it out. Maybe. No, no. Not maybe. I do say – but see, look, I do it. I always say when I talk to people about this, I'm like, well, maybe I'm like Jennifer Aniston or like I'll be like an Oprah because they're both Aquarians. And I'm like – I think they both have partners. They have partners. Yeah. Jen does? She did.
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Yeah, yeah. But I just think like maybe I won't have kids. Maybe I'll just end up like super fun and hot and rich and just like older.
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100%.
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It's okay. No, I can't afford you. Okay, so let's talk about... So before we get in, I want to go back to more love stuff, but I really, really want to talk to you. I feel like... I mean, I've been a brand marketer for so long, and you are like the queen of brand marketing. Like, honest to God, it's not easy to do, but you are like... Remember old school when they would have the...
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Remember JLo back in the day? The perfume, the singing career, the acting. You're the only person doing that, and especially coming from the influencer and creator world and now branching into so many other things. But I love that I read that you're... I think branding's very personal, and I think you have to know your own brand in order to create a brand.
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And I read that when you were at Duke... Go Devils. There's hotties at Duke.
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There's hot dudes at Duke lacrosse team.
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I mean, like, my LinkedIn. Yeah, because they're douchey. They have corporate jobs. They're so douchey they would use LinkedIn to flirt.
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Like, you peaked. And I never peaked. We will never peak. Yeah, we'll never peak. My two straight best friends, they told me that they have their bachelors, and they're awful, but I adore them. And they're like, yeah, no, a chick, when she gets over, like, 34, 35, she's still hot. She's going to be hot for life. Like, kids or no kids regardless.
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And then I was sitting there, and I was giving them this face, like, how dare they say that about women. I'm getting all, like, whatever. And then they're like, yeah, you're good. And I was like – Okay. And feminism goes out the door. Do you think I'm pretty? The feminism leaves my body when the lacrosse player says I'm hot. So real. Yeah, seriously. But yeah, we made it. We made the thing.
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We're okay. And I think we're like crazy enough that and like obsessed with like self-care and like things.
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Yeah, procedures and things that like I'm not going to not let myself. Oh, I'm not worried about us. Yeah, yeah. We're going to be fine. We'll be fine in the 70s in Palm Beach. No, but your personal brand, I read that you kind of... Not didn't have a crisis of self, but what was it? Definitely a crisis of self. It was. You rebranded yourself, though, in college.
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Welcome back, my pleasers. Now, today, I am so excited to have on a queen whose literal confidence enters the room before her, the one and only Serena Kerrigan. Hello. Welcome to Please See Below, my brand new podcast all about perfecting the art of oversharing.
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So your branding career kind of started in college.
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Yeah, they're my brother and my friend.
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Did you find yourself self-helping friends and people like that? And then you were coaching girls in the bathroom and stuff. Like, here's my lip gloss. Also, you're fucking beautiful. And they were like, why don't I just start making money off of that?
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this to this day but it wasn't i i'm saying like money making machine oh but like really when you talk you should be like char like i want to like venmo you right now because you're like making me feel good like the manifestation shit you're just saying i was gonna be like get your venom he's like 75 dollars how much was that you should charge people for like oh bitch i'm dead yeah i like could quit my job and i was like fuck what do i do because we were in lockdown and i just was like i'm a confidence coach like i don't like i'm not certified i just like i'm a bad bitch and i can help you be a bad bitch and i'm
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Here, we mention the unmentionables and talk about topics and things that no one wants to say out loud, but everyone is desperate to know.
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Do you ever... So, yes, I agree with all this and it's true and authentic to you. But you must, like... Well, you kind of said it. You must, like, sometimes feel bad about your fucking self. Oh, shit, bitch. Obviously, we all do. Do you, like, not let it happen or do you, like, lay in bed? Do you rot for a couple of days?
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Hi, my princess. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. You look hot. So do you. We will have fresh extensions soon. These are clip-ins. Oh. They're still extensions, even if they're clip-ins.
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You're going to be a fucking awesome mom.
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I literally got chills.
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I thought you were going to be like, I wanted to say, bad baby bitch. I was going to be like, Serena, let's not.
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Get ahead of it.
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I think that's really, really smart advice. Yeah.
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I think it's super important.
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No, not good. Jumping back to the reunion. So speaking of my own reunion, you guys didn't have one. How did you manage to do that? And how can I get that easy pass? No, no, I don't think. Did you pay? I was upset. No, no, no. I wanted a reunion. You wanted one.
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Yeah. Well, we're new, so ours isn't that great. Yours is different. Ours is still, like, grocery money.
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Let's role play. No, let's role play.
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I think you and I are kind of the same like that. Yes. But I feel like if I, I actually have it in me to be more, even more like you of really making light of it and sending arrangements. But I feel like my group would just be like, oh, another, they're so serious. Or like another, this example that she's a psychopath. I'm like, no, I'm just fully aware that I'm on reality TV.
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Like, you know, exactly. You know what it is?
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Right. You know? Yeah, yeah. That's always a red flag. That's a red flag. Of course.
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Iconic. So was it hard? It was obviously really hard sitting there watching. And like, so how did they, was it just set up as if it was an all cast? Or were you guys just.
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I like even watching that. I was confused again now from being on the show. I'm like, hey, how did that get approved? And what were the mechanics of that even working? Because so they edited the final episode. Oh, as your reunion. Then you guys had to go back and tape like it just doesn't how the timelines work.
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And, you know, when they were like rap editing episodes and you're doing confessionals, there's somewhat of a timeline.
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Where do you think. Well, I know, too. We both go to the same school of Broadway University. And we're in the same fight club. First World Fight Club. You can't talk about it. So I know you can't say anything about what's to come. But where do you think? Not show aside. We have to talk about show, but just like your group. Where do you guys go from here? Is it just like a permanent Berlin Wall?
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It's never going to come down.
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Right.
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Do you I have found myself in the past few weeks since the reunion. I'm like not getting any sleep. And I'm like, why didn't I say this? Why didn't like I think of things after, you know, because I only watched the last two or three episodes. I asked I watched the Puerto Rico episodes the morning of the reunion. And like so 20 minutes before I went on and they're like walked in like you watch.
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I'm like, uh-huh. And I was like, yeah, okay. Well, I didn't because I'm just such an avoidant and I didn't want to watch them. I mean, I experienced it and I remember and I have a clear memory. So it's like it is what it is and I don't want to see it edited or what was shown or what was said behind my back or whatnot. But I feel like since then, I'm at this, I'm like, do I say something?
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There's multiple levels of darkness. There's multiple levels of darkness.
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Do I just nod and move on? Like, now I feel like I finally have had time to, like, process. It takes a long time to process. Also, the timelines. My life, people always say, like, after COVID, they don't understand concept of time. Housewives doesn't make me not understand concept of time. You film, and then that's in the moment. And then you have this period where I'm exhausted from filming.
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Then you're going in for confessionals. Then it starts airing. You relive it again. Even if you've made up with this person, been friends with this person, hung out with them in the Hamptons, now you're seeing it back. You're seeing additional things that they said or did.
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Then you have a rage. Then you come back to the reunion. I mean, it's like I have no concept anymore of time. No, because you see how they shit talk to you. Yeah. But it's all like the timeline is effed. And then even then if we're filming and let's say someone's still mad about something this season beforehand, I'm like, dude, that was like two years ago. I don't know what you're talking about.
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It's exhausting.
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Yeah.
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I hope so. I think so. What did you first think when you heard of the reboot? Also, I feel like it was weird. I remember reading online. There was it was really weird timing when they our reboot had just wrapped the first season and then they put Jersey on pause. And everyone's like, like, did you think that they would might reboot?
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So you were done filming already your second season. Yeah, when we were done filming our second season.
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Yeah.
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Remember how that was supposed to happen? They remember when we announced us. And I was like, did that change? Or did they, was that just the, I don't know if that was always the plan to soften the blow or something.
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No, and sometimes too when I see, it's been hard looking at when people are commenting or whatnot or even people from my own show and everyone's going back and forth and picking apart parts of the conversation or what was said or what was didn't and the intention behind it and I'm like,
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Yeah. I just feel like Jersey's so, like, family. It's so deep, you know? I mean, I'm saying that Roni OGs, I think they were just, like, genius and hilarious and funny, and you can't recreate that.
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And honestly, first season especially, and even now, second season, I think some of my frustration this season that comes out when people are like, Brynn is trying to produce or Brynn's trying to whatever, it's more so because of the fact that I did watch Roni. I have watched Housewives. I get it. And I can be like one foot in reality.
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And I understand there's, I can be completely real and authentic in myself. But at the same time, I still know that we're making a fucking show here. We're here for entertainment. We're here for entertainment. So be yourself. So like if I have a thought in my head, I just say it. I say you're boring me at dinner. I say whatever. If you have a thought in your head, it should come out your mouth.
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And the second you tell me something, I literally told you, like I go and tell someone else. It's not, we're not here on this show to keep secrets. That's a given.
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But I keep getting, like, on my show, they think I'm evil Knievel. They think I'm Satan's wife because of the fact of, like, I was like, oh, I told so-and-so about the thing you said about cheese or a restaurant or not paying for an Uber.
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I don't think that was so terrible. I think it's funny. Jenna Lyons is obviously not poor. Clearly. She's like a 1950s Mercedes. Like, she's not poor. I mean, I love a vintage car more than anything. Right. But I'm just saying, like, it's not... This is kind of what I don't understand about my friend group is that, like... And I tell them, you can shoot the messenger. I'm guilty of one thing.
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I do not embellish stories. I don't get creative with stories. I don't lie. I don't need to exaggerate. If I made up stories, I've done creative marketing and advertising, they would be fucking elaborate and cool and genius. Not about cheese or being lactose intolerant or God knows what. They would be very, very glittered. Not about this crap.
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I I they tell me a good glitter story yeah right something like I'm gonna make up a good lie yeah something like this is just what you said it and then I say it and I sit back I'm like okay now they're gonna be like yeah I said it well I think that and every time I clockwork there's turn on Brynn we didn't say that we know you know what it's so amazing well she you know Jenna could have said well you know you think I'm poor and I'd say no I don't think you're poor I think you're cheap you know yeah like that and then you know I just think I would just think and then later on be like Brynn you're such a
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bitch, you told her what I said. I'm like, yeah, I did. Shame on me.
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I mean, it could have went in such a different direction, but no, and every single time it doesn't, that's where I kind of, I get envious when I watch other, like your show or any of the franchises. Cause I'm like, I feel like you guys understand how to play ball. Like you have to understand what it is. And I know, I think, but you can't, this is the whole thing.
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And someone online compared it to like, well, this is like last season to same thing happened on last international trip. I was like, those were sunglasses. Those are Celine sunglasses. This is my body. Like the fact that we're just like openly talking about it, even when we're filming the reunion.
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No, because then they accuse me. They're like, you're trying to be a producer. I'm like, no, I'm just trying to not be boring. You're trying to have a good time, and I get it. Get off your phones, have a cocktail, and be yourself, whatever that is. Be happy, be sad, but just be yourself. Literally, this is the easiest job in the world. Like, show up. Yeah, we're black.
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We get paid to just show up and people give you alcohol and food and just say whatever you want. Do you know how many times in work or life? No, it's great in real life.
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In real life, you don't get to say whatever you want.
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Exactly. That is true.
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Yeah, the thing, you know, you're like, you think a shitty thought of someone or you're at the grocery store. You get to do that. You just get to be like.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Sometimes I say, don't be cheap. I've become more honest in real life. I have too. Just about things or what I'm seeing and I'm like, it's kind of given me more confidence to just be in like, with work relationships or just be very direct and here's how I feel or I think that's kind of bullshit.
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Or just like poking fun at like, what's really happening or what people really want to say or how people really feel. Exactly. So it's actually helpful. It is. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's been so helpful. It's actually helpful. It's a little helpful. I guess it's a little helpful. But would you ever be on New York? I would be on New York.
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I didn't watch the reunion, but like the entire time, like I'm like it was like the second, you know, they show the package. I was like number two. Yes. Ten o'clock in the morning. I'm sitting like a pageant queen, right? Sober. Yes, yes. No wine, no nothing, no Xanax. And I'm sitting there and they're like, so Brynn, do you see the guy around town?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, 100%. We used to say that. I love Dorinda.
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What's the rudest thing that either your own castmates or maybe even like a fan has said to you?
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Yeah.
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Insult me cleverly.
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Yeah.
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You have to consider the source.
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Double whammy. Double whammy.
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It's like you read the comment. And at first I always thought, oh, who cares? Or I would tell my friends who are on reality TV shows like Vanderpump Rules, I'd be like, don't read the comments. They're just whatever. They're in their mom's basement and who cares? But then when you're in the position, you read it, like, it does hurt.
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And even though I do click and I'll be like, this person, like, obviously they're just, you know, they look like a hot mess or whatnot. It's a little – it makes me feel a little bit better, but I still feel icky. It's a little – it's icky. It's just icky.
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Yeah, I think that's right.
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Yeah.
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And I was literally like, get me out of here.
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I think that would really, really bother me.
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I think that's smart. I always say I don't know if I would do Housewives if I was married or had children. I don't know if I would do it.
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Jan's son is 50.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The shit. People call me sugar baby. I posted my five-page CV, my resume. I was like, I'm not a sugar baby. It wouldn't even be so bad to be a sugar baby. If someone wanted to pay me, I'd be so happy. As a 37-year-old single woman who wants to get married, it's offensive. If I were married, it's the equivalent of what I was trying to explain to my cat. I was watching back and seeing...
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Psy and Jess will be like, I'd love to be a sugar baby. I used to be a sugar baby. I'm like, that's easy for you to say because you're married now. You're married with a husband and children.
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And it's like, I don't, it's, it's, it's not, it's equivalent. I was like, it's equivalent of me saying someone saying about you making up a vicious lie that you're a bad mother. And me being like, who cares? Who cares? Like, it's fine. I know. I know. It's hurtful. I'd spank my kids, too, if they're little brats. Like, no, I don't get it because I'm not in your shoes. I understand. I understand.
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I know.
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Yeah.
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Never say that. No, no, no. I'd have to pay for a sugar baby.
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What's it called? What's it called? Or you could be the sugar mommy. Yeah, you could be.
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No, no, no. You already have enough kids.
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That's it.
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There we go.
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You know what I'm saying?
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So we make time.
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How long were you married before you started on Jersey?
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No, and we were together since 2011, though. No, but we were together. I moved in with him in 2011, and we were together since 2010. So you know what I mean? We were together a while, seven years.
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It does. There's like the curse, right? There's a curse. Everyone will always ask me, like, you're not married. You're never married. How are you going to show about housewives? And I'm like, you know that vast majority, well, on the old cast, none of them were married. None of them were married. None of them were married.
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And I think like something like 40% or 50% across all franchises, nobody's married. And there's a large percentage of that gets divorced. Yeah.
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He travels.
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Yeah, I actually like that. I like when I hear that there's a partner or boyfriend or husband that doesn't want to film. I mean, I always wish that they would, but I respect that. And I think like my future husband is going to be like, that's a cute project, honey. Go ahead. But no, he won't do it for me.
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Where's the camera? I'm so excited.
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They'll screenshot and they'll try to twist it. And they'll twist it. That, look, he's messaging me. You're like, honey, it's just how to change the video.
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If there were a world... you know, all good things come to an end. I think about this a lot. One interview that Jenna did, I, they were like, so you're a housewife. And at first I was like, Jenna, why'd you say that? But she said in the interview, she responded, she's like, no, no, no, I'm not a housewife. This is just a chapter I'm doing. And I kind of liked that. She's right. Yeah.
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I kind of liked that. Like I, I love it. It's been amazing already and I hope to continue to still do it. But I always think like, okay, what's next or, or, you know, what's life like after this? You have a very long career ahead of you.
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And so will you? Yes.
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It looks stunning.
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And thank you for the brushes. Oh, you're so welcome. Buy the brushes available at Walmart. Yes, thank you. Candy Couture available at Walmart.
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Never use your own money to fund your business. No, I know. We know that. Never use your own money to fund your business.
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Yeah, yeah.
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When do you think you'll find out? Do you know? I have no idea.
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No, I have no idea when we're going to find out about Jersey. It's so weird. Never did I know prior to doing this that, like, I always thought, oh, they lock them in or it's a thing. I'm just shocked that even if you're on the show for 15 years, it's like you don't know if the show is coming back or if you're on it until three weeks before they pick up.
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Hope you come back after next week's quarterly call. Yeah, exactly. After the quarterly call.
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Right, right, right.
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Yeah. Yeah. I am not allowing myself yet to really like think about it because I want to work on repairing the friendships.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Or people will call me in New York. Friends are like, they're calling me about casting. They're like, what should I do? Can you help me? I'm like, just be yourself. But that's great. And I can't. That's fine. The friends because I mean, they mean well, but I can't stand when people people also they don't know like where we're at. Even if we're done airing the reunion, are you shooting now?
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Are you shooting like the same?
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beauty my nail people everything they're like oh so are you shooting now i'm like i literally told you last week when i was here that we're not probably going to pick up if it is picked up until like april yes no one knows no one knows the timeline which i respect that but it's non-stop answering questions it's like and even when you're filming they're like when are you going to do the reunion then when you do the reunion well when are you going to do the next season i always compare it to like you know when you're when you're single or you're in a relationship like when are you going to get engaged then when you get engaged when's the marriage then when after you get married when you have a baby then the second baby
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It's like, just stop. It's always past or future. It's never present. I know.
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Oh, yeah. People always ask me how much I'm getting paid. Do they pay for the clothes? They don't pay for the clothes? What do you mean they don't pay for the clothes?
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But at the same time, it's cute that they're so interested.
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Yeah.
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It's at the end of the day. It is. Yeah. And they have to ask, like, so how much do you make?
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You know, I'm like a good amount. You know, I'm very happy.
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Yeah. It's a job. It's a job. I know.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, okay, okay. Does she have one of those little calendars that has the thing on it? Oh, she just goes in the morning. She just Googles it. What's today?
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I bet the White House is probably listening to her forecast.
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I love that you can share what you did about some that, you know, it wasn't necessarily a perfect childhood or, you know, the parenting maybe wasn't as ideal as someone who wasn't a single mom and so young, right? I feel like the older that I get and the more I'm thinking about maybe being in contact with my biological mother...
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because I haven't been but I'm like the more the older that I get the more I realize when I look at the age she was my mom was I think 20 when she had me 17 16 17 which had my sister so about 20 21 and she had me the old I'm like I still know now I do have my shit figured out like 80 90 but when I was 21 had it having a kid like
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Like, I now see her as, like, she's not just the woman who gave birth to me and my mother and shoulda, shoulda, shoulda. It's, like, she's a woman. She's a human being. Made mistakes. And she was a child when she had me. Yes, exactly. So I'm, like, I just love how you are with your mother and how you can, you have such, I feel like you have such good perspective on, like. Thank you.
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Because some people don't about their child. Some people, like, gloss over it. Oh, they were great. And I'm, like, but you told me that. Your mom called you chubby when you were little. Like, no, no, she didn't mean it. But some people then, like, hate their parent or overlook it. But I feel like you're very honest about it. And then you have this beautiful, loving relationship.
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Right. I didn't kill someone's dog. No. Yet.
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Wow.
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Is that where you got it from?
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She's still a hustler. She's still a hustler. She still works. She's hustling the world of meteorology. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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No. You know, like, yeah, it's just in the grand scheme of things. And also the topics that we're talking about are like so personal.
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He has a little briefcase and he has like a laminated thing that he's looking at and he's like, I mean, it's great. Yeah, it's hysterical.
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And she's like the warden. Yeah, she is the warden.
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She went crazy.
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Did they find them?
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She went crazy. I don't think hoodlums want the eyelashes.
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Some punk teenagers. I will personally replace them if they haven't been replaced.
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Yeah, she's very funny. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're so much like her.
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Yeah. It's very hard.
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Yeah, same. Thank God my grandmother's dead. I couldn't tell her.
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Yeah. Why is that? Why do we do that? Why do we not share it with the people that we love? I don't know because we're ashamed. We don't want to upset somebody. I don't want to upset them. It's like you want to bury it. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to upset them. I know that they love me so much and I don't want to upset them. Yeah, and it's like – I'm already upset.
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I don't want them to worry about me. Yeah, exactly.
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you know like yeah and I think you do make light of it because um because when it's that heavy I feel like you don't have for me I don't feel like I have another choice to be no you don't because what else are you gonna do you have to I told I don't know I didn't watch the reunion I don't know if it airs but I said at the reunion because they're like it's psycho it's not psycho I was like I don't have I didn't you know I don't have a huge family network I don't have like a a father or a
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partner and the rest of them have partners to go after you film an all cast or something crazy I go home to by myself like that's why I got a dog you know like yeah like at least there's something that I can get my love to or there's like something like alive in my apartment because it's so draining and emotional to do all of this no it is it's like surreal and it's it's there's just like a lot of noise but I was like it's not
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That I am – I don't have the luxury and I never have of like dipping my toe in like the ocean of despair. I don't have the luxury of that because I'll just get sucked in. Like I know myself. I know my family history. I know my family like mental health history from like my great grandmother and their aunts and crazy aunt and so and so. And I'm like I – I take all of that.
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People confuse resiliency for being a psycho. No, I agree with you. I don't have a choice. I just make it strength, and I use it as fuel, and I get angry. I'm like, I'm going to be wildly successful. I'm going to make money. I'm going to do this. I'm going to direct all of this towards something else. Resilience is a very underrated trait. Yes. And not recognizable, I think. Yes.
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How in the past at reunions have you handled anything similar? Like...
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You said earlier that you have such thick skin. I think it's half resilience. I think it's thick skin, sure, but I think it's resilience. No, it is.
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I don't.
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I don't.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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But sometimes I feel bad because I feel like I can't – I do that with men. And sometimes I feel like you haven't been – I'm like, you haven't been through enough. You don't understand. And I went through this phase where I wouldn't date any, like –
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rich trust fund guys you had to be self-made you had to be like come from something really like a really bad place somewhere to make something of yourself only self-made I think we could go with the trust fund I think we've got to rethink it I mean the eggs are tick tock so it's like whatever no but I sometimes I feel bad and I feel like it's projecting too much of being like oh you're not resilient enough or you haven't been through enough or you don't get it or sometimes I think we've been letting people slide because of the fact I'm like well they don't understand like what do they know they grew up no I know I think sometimes it's hard to
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Yeah, just because I don't scream or just because I don't yell and say fuck you and run out of a room. Yeah, exactly.
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Do you feel the need, like when people are misinterpreting what you said, do you feel the need to go and address it? I haven't been to date a couple people on my cast do it. I feel like every... They're like, hey, a lot of you have been asking. So I just want to clarify, like, no one asked. You saw, like, two comments. You got upset.
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So now you're going to go on Instagram because you're upset about something. No, I don't. I'm like Kensington Palace. I don't complain. I don't explain. That's good. I just shut my mouth. And I'm like, I know who I am. The people, it's like. Unlike you. Yeah. Tom Holland said it best. He was like, if you have a problem with me, send me a text.
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If you don't have my phone number, you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me. So I'm like, I don't. Exactly. We used to do that after show. Oh, yeah. Did you guys do that after show? No, we didn't do that this year.
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Yeah.
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I can't believe they just let you guys not film or like, we don't like each other. So anytime that I tried to pull that, or even when I went after the Hamptons in London, I was like, I'm going to go away for a week and go work. And like, you guys can sort yourselves out and find your storyline. I can't believe that they even let you do that. And then they, no, they called it there. Yeah.
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They call in there to get your ass back here. Yeah.
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They don't like my travels.
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No, you're not allowed. You're not allowed to travel. I get in trouble for that a lot. I was going to wear pigtails, but then I thought you would think I'm ridiculous. No, you would look so cute. I know. I still do wear pigtails. They're cute. I was rushing. I was rushing. I had to put my hair in a bun. I wear them to work out. I love it. I love a pigtail. Yeah, yeah. Super cute.
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Your boobs are a good size. Who did your boobs? Thank you. Dr. Copeland in Beverly Hills. He's about to retire, I think, in the next five years.
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no he did a good job because they're not too big they're not too big and what he does he doesn't do big he refuses to every single friend that went to him i was like they didn't i was like you got your boobs done what did you get your boobs done he literally gives you what he's like i'm just gonna give you what god should have given you he's he's the only guy in beverly i had a reduction my boobs were huge and my nertini now they're good but i feel like they're very deflated because i've lost weight no but they're no they're good they're little amazing by the way no thank you i'm on drugs
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Oh, really? Which ones?
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What's it like being on it?
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Oh, you were one of those. One of those in March. Either get a puppy or get plastic surgery. That's what I told everybody. Yes, exactly. That was the time.
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Patient zero. Yeah, patient zero.
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I love that you're fucking honest about it. Remember BravoCon? Who was it? Andy or someone was like, yeah, every housewife is on. You were like the only one that admitted it.
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I can't drop 20.
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I did. I dropped like 22 pounds. Oh, my God. How tall are you? 5'5". Oh, yeah, 25. You know, I can gain 20 pounds and no one can tell. I mean. Because when you're tall, there's no room for it to go around. My clothes will still fit. I'll be really uncomfortable, but I can easily fluctuate physically.
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Are you still on it?
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Yeah. And then also heart disease and everything else that's connected to.
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100%.
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Okay, so best part, it could be any season, best part about filming Housewives or being on Housewives. What do you think?
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Yeah.
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For me? No, you know what I would say, honestly? I just got a message, a DM, yesterday or 48 hours ago. Those messages are up. Brynn, you'll probably never see this, but I'm like, sometimes I go in the things. Because I was actually DMing with Kyle, Kyle Richard. She's super sweet. She is very sweet. She's so sweet. And she was giving me like paragraphs of advice.
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She's like, don't go on the Internet. Don't do anything. Don't just stay off. Good. Yeah. She's lovely. She's really lovely. And her sister's lovely, too.
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Kathy. And so and so I she was like some of the some of the she's like, sometimes I read the messages and some are really nice and blah, blah. So I start reading some of the messages in this. Young woman wrote me and she said, Brynn, thank you so much for sharing. Like, I've decided after a year and a half to pursue legal action against my ex that did something to me and did it.
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And she was like, I know you'll never see that. And I wrote her back. I was like, I don't I'm so sorry that that happened to you. And I'm so sorry that even have to say like. oh, I'm glad you did that or I'm glad that my sharing helped you. But the fact that someone's... And I was like, keep me posted. No, of course. But listen, you've made a difference in people's lives.
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So that does make a difference. Yeah, that's nice. I think that's nice. What would your advice be if there is a third season for us? If I'm asked back what... What do you do? I think... Do I just not say anything? Do I just be on my best behavior?
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Yeah. 100 percent.
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Yeah, I just don't want to be jaded. I think that's the thing. And I'm worried now I'm going to be all guarded and be like, I don't want to make a joke or something's going to get twisted. Yeah. I don't hang out in friend groups like that where I feel like I can't be myself, where I feel like people, when I am myself, they don't like me for it anymore. No, I know.
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Because at first you did and then all of a sudden like the place I held in your heart just went dark and then it's like – and I don't know what happened. Yeah, and it's like –
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Should I just get a T-shirt that says, I didn't shoot your dog, and then dot, dot, dot on the back, yet? No, yeah, exactly. No, exactly. That's actually funny. That'll put it in perspective and check them, too, at the door. Yeah, exactly. I mean, that might piss people off.
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Yeah, exactly. 100%. I think, too, if you can find like for me, if I can find like purpose and that sort of thing, because otherwise it's just it's a fun gig. You know, it's just like it's over. Sure. It's a fun gig. I think, too, I like when I'm driving back from JFK and I see like the skyline and I'm like, I'm I'm on something that is representative of this. Like it's like an honor. It is.
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You know, because like it's a little girl group in Indiana that like dreamed about going to New York and only got like a washer and dryer like three years ago in her unit.
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you know i'm like this is like no watching sex in the city and all these things i'm like wow like all these buildings and all these people and like i get chosen to represent like it's an honor it is it is so yes that's great so it's good it's nice well thank you so much oh thanks so much for having me i'm so happy this was so fun yes thank you
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When you started, did you know that you were going to share everything about the affair? Did you know?
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Hi, hi, hi. It's your girl, Bren. I'm recording this intro on the go because I'm a little bit of a busy bee, but I'm so excited for this next episode because guess who I have? It's another housewife. She's from New Jersey. It's the powerhouse in pigtails, Margaret Joseph herself. And I know you're going to love this episode because we talk about all things housewives. We talk about reunions.
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research in la for beverly hills um not saying that they're casting but you know they just do it casting every season also they're casting for other different shows or whatnot um but she had sent me she had to fill out this form and she was like what should i say i was like just be yourself i can't help you i was like you can put me as a reference just a list like list three people i was like but just be yourself and she was like oh but i'm really worried about x coming out and it's not even that big of a deal but it's something and she has a beautiful husband beautiful children like perfect life i'm like don't
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mess your life up and if there's this one thing that you were worried about coming that you would be embarrassed if like he knew or I mean it's not it's not like deal breaker but she just would prefer that it not be everywhere right and she was like then she shouldn't do it then you shouldn't do it don't do it and she's like but I don't think it will come up I'm like oh my god please no it will come out if anybody has any fear of anything coming out do not do a reality show I mean it's very simple it's just very do not do it we're have the fans finally died down since when you first started
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shared everything or did it stick with you? No, they're brutal.
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Yeah, and they'll forgive you. They'll forgive you.
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Right. You know?
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Don't, it's like for things like that too. How does, I'm trying to figure out the dynamics of like, is, are these real friendships? Is this real?
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I think. Like, do you try, like, are there things that you and Melissa share together that like, you know, and you trust that she won't. Yes. Yes. Yes.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I feel that way on my show about Jenna. There's things that I've told Jenna and Jenna's told me that I know for a fact, even if Jenna hated my guts or blah, blah, blah, I said something, but she won't say it. She's just that person. I don't know if I feel necessarily now that way about everyone. I'm not saying that they are necessarily that people.
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I just feel like now it's... Yeah, you're right. It's nerve-wracking. Yeah, it's like you're sussing it out. And I think it's hard. It's so... I didn't have issues, like, this reminds, the last time I had this many problems with female, like, friendships was in junior high.
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Like, as an adult woman in New York, I don't have, because usually, like, not one of my friends of 18, 10, 5, 3 years even, like, have they ever raised their voice at me? Have they ever called me a bitch or Satan or said, fuck you? Like, if someone says that to me professionally or personally in real life, I say, fuck you back, and I never talk to you again, and I block you. No, of course.
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And she actually gives me really great advice on where I can find my husband. I'll give you a hint. It's where you can buy paint samples and stuff to do a home renovation. So I love this episode. I love Margaret. And I know you're going to love it too. So thank you for listening, blowers. And don't forget to subscribe. One.
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But the fact that then, like, tomorrow I have to show up and, like, have a conversation with you. You know, like I'm going to avoid it, too. Like I'm like I don't talk to my biological mother, you know, like I like you do me wrong. Like I cannot talk to you for the rest of my life and I'm fine. So then this whole it feels so forced then.
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And I get so weirded out of, OK, now I have these feelings or you hurt my feelings. And now tomorrow I have to sit down and talk to you. I think Housewives is very much about resolution.
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Speed friendships. Like speed dating.
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Have you had more fights with your regular friends?
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Yes. I did this randomly. So I just said that I don't fight. I actually did this with one of my best friends and I realized during all the shit that was happening and I found out that Jessel had called her and she talked to Jessel and I just felt like so betrayed. That is, that's happened to me. I had one of my friends try to get on.
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And I was screaming at her and sometimes I get off and I'm like, I just sounded like a housewife. You know what I'm saying? Yes. Like I was erratic and I was just screaming at my best friend. And I was like, how dare you? And she's like, Brynn, it was just, no, it's fine. And Jessel did mean well, you know, but I was like, that's, you're my friend. How dare you? Like,
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I'm trying to keep these things separate. You're someone in my... I don't feel like I trust anyone right now. I feel very exposed and vulnerable and whatnot. Of course. And I only have like 10 people in my life that I trust. And this girlfriend, Sarah, she's one of them. And I just felt so... It was a boundary. Yeah, it was a betrayal. But she didn't understand it.
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She's like, of course... Because she lives in regular people's Sain... In Sainville. Like, no... She's sane. Yes, she lives in Sainville. Yes, I get it. I get it. I'm insane. And she's like, Brynn, it's just a call. And she was really concerned about you. She wanted to check in and see if you're doing well. And I'm like... That's not okay. This is a fucking boundary. And I have the text message.
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And it's funny. I screen recorded it and sent it to her. And I was like, at my wedding or 50th birthday, please be like, remember when she lost her shit? But I did. So it's kind of affected. I've noticed I'm more... On an edge in my work and personal relationships. No, I know. Well, I know.
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Now in my job, sometimes people are like, well, what are we going to do about such and such with this vendor?
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I'm like, you know I fight for a living now. I was like, put him on the phone with me. Like, I feel like— I know. We're ready. Yeah. Yeah.
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Right.
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Right, right. So you mentioned your husband, Joe. Yes. I love... Okay, so full transparency. I watched New Jersey... the first two or three seasons. Mm-hmm. And I watched every franchise the first, but I haven't, like, been that up to speed. That's okay. Don't worry. And also since joining Housewives, I've, like, stopped watching all. I understand. Because it stresses me out. Yes, of course.
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It's very stressful. And I'm like, is this what we have to do? And it's very stressful to watch the other franchises. But the few, like, the clips that I have seen, I just love Joe so much. Thank you. He's very sweet.
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I think a regular guy. I loved how when Jan passed. I love, it reminded me, it's so not similar at all, but, like, how kind and supportive and how he held space for you.
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So amazing, right? And I think that's, like, a real man. That's the sort of man that I respect who's so, not just secure in themselves and their relationship, but, like, I don't know. I always want a man that I, like, admire and respect and look up to and, like, models the way that I would. I don't know if someone that I was with and their ex died, I don't know what I'd be thinking about.
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Truly in my heart versus saying, I don't know about that, but you can tell it's genuine. No, he was so good. Was he always like that even when Jan was alive?
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Welcome to Please See Below, and I'm so happy and thankful today to have the one and only Margaret, Real Housewives of New Jersey, business owner, queen of one-liners. Thank you.
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Yeah, a little yin to your yang. Wait, how did you guys meet?
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like you were saying that like everyone around town is saying that cy hates me oh i guess it was jenna i'm talking to and i was like yeah yeah i mean like if everyone around sounds like she must not like you but then it got turned around into like that i said it yeah because she told me that you said it oh so that's how it got turned around because i said it that is crazy you guys are attacking me
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I mean, like, coming into this season, it was like, let's get people to like her more by making them like me less. And it was just, like, nothing but the first five weeks of you, Aaron. Like, nothing but, like, the first five weeks of you. Like, putting me through hell. Like, baby going through hell. I put you through hell. You put me through baby hell. But hell.
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From day one, it was like, Brynn's a liar. A sexy, sexy liar.
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And Sai's like, Brynn, you manipulate and you twist things around. You lie. And I haven't had one moment where it flashed back to me lying. But you, you behaved the way you really behaved. And this season it showed it. It reflected who you really were. I did nothing. You did it to yourself.
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And she goes, the first time we saw filming, like, everybody was calling me out for lies. I don't like this. It's not fair. I go, what did I do? I don't get how I'm a part of it. What did I do?
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I mean, but it was like the energy. It was just like the energy, you guys. I need better energy from people. So I was like, the energy? What, the energy ruins your life? The energy?
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Yeah, what's it on it? What's it on it? It was just horrible getting screamed at.
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So Brynn's like, hey, you call me stupid? You call me soulless?
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without me it was completely the opposite of what you were telling me and brent's like well i don't elaborate because like i don't need to be creative and elaborate stories i mean it's not that like literally the thing that i do is like the thing you do is you tell me something and then i literally run and tell the other person so like i'm like a quotation i'm a quotation i'm big on quotations i'm the bone carrier and maybe even this swallower
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And Brynn's like, you know, I think art or projection. Good, because you're sitting next to Raquel. Because art and Raquel, no.
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I'm sexy baby carbon monoxide. So I was like, you're threatening us. That's what you're doing. You're threatening us. And she goes, no, about the Jeff Lewis thing. I mean, now you know how hard it was for me, what I actually was going through. So yeah, I was like triggering. And I wrote you guys one long goddamn text.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
She goes, well, I write texts about myself referencing the periodic table of elements.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
You're also very inert. On the periodic table, and you are a silent fart. Please be quiet.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
about myself after some guy talks shit about me when i'm going through sexual assault i mean that's the difference between you and me so you don't have fucking texts on me i'm not a fucking liar i wrote one crazy text because i was going through shit because of a bad experience i'm just about myself i don't want stop stop stop using triggered constantly it's making me what are you 10 just stop oh my god you're like a tumblr you're like a one woman tumblr so size like it
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Well, last year, Aaron told me that you would call her drunk and say, I don't even know where Brynn gets her money. And she probably gets it from a guy. You told me that last year. And so I was like, I said that to who?
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Like, I'm hopeful. And Uba gave me great advice. Thank you, Uba. She said, pray and wait.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
And there's a baby at the reunion. And also Aaron's pregnant. Yeah.
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#2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar
Well, I think we're all going to have a lot of clarity and I hope for resolution. Yeah, anyone else have an intention?
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#2660 RHONY S15E012: A Visit to Old San Yawn
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#2660 RHONY S15E012: A Visit to Old San Yawn
And everyone was like, well, I gotta pick
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#2660 RHONY S15E012: A Visit to Old San Yawn
Okay, so Rebecca pulls Bren for a ton.
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#2660 RHONY S15E012: A Visit to Old San Yawn
Oh, you wanna call me a bully? I don't bully people. I'm just a little girl. Little girls can't bully a sexy baby.