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Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

10063.464

That's a career in the diabetes!

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

10207.521

I never broke my fat once. The key is to have no one ever believe you.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

10337.984

That was truly moving. That was a fun century. Yeah, that was rough. Now what? Who was the dungeon master?

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

10440.37

Well, how good are we at guarding the tomb when people can waltz in and out? We can't even reach the portal.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

2925.627

Oh, it's all right. Is he going to be okay? I will be strong for you, and you will be strong for us. You've taught me so much, Emperor.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

3105.209

I suppose. Yeah, we're all real great. Everything's gonna be fine.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

3385.993

No! I have so much to learn from you. You can't leave us like this.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

3664.412

Thanks, I had a big bowl of mug tuck stew earlier. I'm... I'm with Ladle L. I'm just not feeling it right now.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

3905.265

Well, good thing you had to do that with the cheeseburger, your father.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

4623.737

Oh, get away from my daddy!

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

4843.697

Hey guys, it's me, I'm a werewhale, surprise! Please, please help me with my father's corpse. Help me put him back, please. Oh, okay, he's gonna be just fine. Oh, reach down. Be gentle! He's like paper!

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

4971.22

What the hell is a watch?

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

5043.66

Well, for what it's worth, it was very cool.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

5202.731

I thought that was gonna work for sure.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

5226.665

You're not gonna get higher than a 27, right?

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

5952.995

Oh, so you only made it one tenth of an ogre in? Gosh, that's not very far at all. That's only one tenth of an ogre.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

6339.99

I don't know how you have a long life with very strong pelvises in your family, Arnie.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

6726.405

It's not black tar heroin. It's not black tar, no, this is... I'm walking up the stairs and that's what I hear. We're looking for drugs.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

7827.042

What's going on? What is this? Lateral! You've been stabbed! Lateral, who did this? Who did this?

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

7945.321

Quick, Arturo, please. He's fucking dying on me, man.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

8069.775

I'm the king of all the werewhales! Back up, folks, back up, he's coming too! My name is Richard Mobius.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

8911.483

When a man loves a woman.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

9085.859

It's just a really dramatic lifetime thing of we're immortals, trying to just plunder the knowledge.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

9431.888

Pray tell, what direction is Dennis? North is that. Dennis is this way.

Legends of Avantris

Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time

9926.83

So why would you make the scoring like this? It's fucking stupid. Well, you know, you gotta wear special shirts with your funny teammates on it.